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Pick a Touhou, /jp/. You have all her powers and abilities, including flight/danmaku that comes standard with a Touhou. There's only one catch. You have to dress as said character for the rest of your life.

>> No.6449249

>Yukari

I'm okay with this.

>> No.6449252

How is that a catch?

>> No.6449255

Do I also turn into a little girl? Or do a stay a man?

>> No.6449264

>>6449255

Man, naturally. It wouldn't be much of a catch otherwise.

>> No.6449265

If I don't get to be a little girl, I choose Wriggle.

>> No.6449274
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6449274

Well, at least i won't be wearing a skirt. Would my clothes be fire retardant?

>> No.6449277

Wriggle. I've always wanted to run around in a cape.

>> No.6449279

hew i can't imagine myself exposing my hairy legs, only mokou can hide that

>> No.6449280
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6449280

I wouldn't want to overpower the mind of any of my favored Touhous my taking command of their bodies, so I'll go with one I dislike.

>> No.6449283

>>6449252
You still mantain your fat hairy body

>> No.6449284

totally patchouli
i mean, not only do you have an amazing wizard robe, you have a moon pin - its like, fuck this magician guy seems serious. also, i've always wanted to kill someone via lightning or fireball.

corp por

>> No.6449288

Patchy

>> No.6449291

>>6449284
people will be all like "are you a wizard"

>> No.6449295

>>6449284
>an amazing wizard robe
a girly ans pinky robe with a shower hat

>> No.6449297

Sanae, without a doubt. I'll have lots of sex with cute girls every day!

>> No.6449299

>yukari

DEAL

but wait, do I get to dress in her purple suit or the other one?

>> No.6449303
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6449303

Any day, to have her powers I would gladly wax and shave every day.

>> No.6449304

Eirin. Why?

So using my amazing lunar genius I can perform perfect surgery on myself changing my appearance and gender to that of any touhou. I'll always be cosplaying as Eirin, but that's not too bad.

>> No.6449307
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>>6449283
>fat
no
>hairy
can be fixed

actually i'm planning to do a touhou crossplay sometime, i think i might pull off not looking like shit(pic related)

>> No.6449308
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6449308

>>6449291
i think it would be obvious, considering my golem minion and spouting elemental magic everywhere i go. fuck, i would just invoke a wave of water to surf on anywhere i want to go.

>> No.6449309
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>>6449280
how can anyone dislike Aya?

>> No.6449310

Youki

>> No.6449312

Meiling.

>> No.6449314

>>6449312
With pants, right?

>> No.6449313

Now that I think about it? Who the hell cares about what you're gonna look like? You're gonna have amazing powers, nobody is gonna want to fuck with you either way.

>> No.6449315

>>6449297
Sanae's ability is to attract large amounts of faceless men. Not large amounts of cute girls.

>> No.6449316

>>6449313
Uh, ignore that first question mark.

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>>6449280
If you don't like her, let mai waiiiifu to me, thx.

>> No.6449321

>>6449314

Of course. Why would I not wear pants?

>> No.6449322

Remy, I suppose. Alter fate to become the little girl, do so again if you really want to wear something different.

>> No.6449337

>>6449315
Sanae also fucks many girls. And I can just reject the men.

>> No.6449340
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6449340

Konngara.

>> No.6449345

>>6449340
What kind of powers does he have?

>> No.6449344

>>6449321
Fan service

>> No.6449347

Unzan.

>> No.6449350
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6449350

Deal. I look damn good in a dress anyway.

>> No.6449352

>>6449340
Damn, you get all of my respect, sir.

>> No.6449353

Got to be Yukari. Pop in to loli's rooms, rape rape rape, and them in gone before anyone even sees my dress.

Ill live happily ever after stealing everything i need.

>> No.6449355

Is rinnosuke a touhou?

>> No.6449359
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6449359

I think I can manage that. I'd just need a cute /jper to wear a green hat and cuddle with me.

>> No.6449360
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6449360

Well at least I won't be changing genders.

>> No.6449368
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6449368

Mokou. I get immortality and don't have to wear a skirt.

>> No.6449366

>>6449360
You wouldnt be regardless. Learn to read.

>> No.6449362

>>6449344

I don't think most people are fans of thin hairy legs.

>> No.6449364
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6449364

Awesome powers, immortality, no skirt

I am extremely okay with this

>> No.6449380

>>6449366

Atleast I won't be wearing a skirt.

>> No.6449385

>>6449380
Your still going to be a freak in most places in the world.

>> No.6449389

>>6449385

Not if I move out to the countryside in Japan and run an item shop.

>> No.6449392

>>6449389
People dont dress like that in Japan except on holidays. Your going to be terrorized by children.

>> No.6449404

>>6449392

No. Not really.
There are still people in Japan in this day and age who wear their robes as a norm.

>> No.6449405
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6449405

How accurate does my dress have to be? Is it my chosen Touhou's outfit exactly?

>> No.6449412

>>6449405

Yes. It's exactly how they dress, right down to the tube socks.

>> No.6449413

>>6449404
And they get terrorized by children.

>> No.6449425
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6449425

Having a ghost familiar would be so nice and lightning speed is fine too.

>> No.6449435

>>6449413

No they don't.

>> No.6449440

Flan

When I can kill & destroy everything and anything with clench of a fist while being practically immortal, I really don't give a fuck about what people think about my wardrobe.

>> No.6449448

>>6449435
Yes they do, now think about non asians. You are going to get Liched.

>> No.6449450

Wait, I've been wondering.
If we have to dress like the Touhou of our choice,
then does this mean that fanart can be included as well?

>> No.6449453 [DELETED] 

>>6449450
It had better. ZUN makes some odd design choices sometimes. Luckily, they're overridden by the General Will of the fanartists.

>> No.6449469
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6449469

I am okay with this.

>> No.6449472
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6449472

>Yukari
>Cross the border
>Steal a bank
>Hormones and shit
>???
>Profit

And i still keep my dick

>> No.6449474
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6449474

If fan art is included, then I change my answer.

I shall become GB Flan!

>> No.6449475
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>>6449448
Cool.

>> No.6449605

QUALITY THRE­A­D

>> No.6449656
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6449656

I'll jump on the Yukari wagon. She dresses like a classy lady, can go anywhere, and is practically unkillable. No one's going to give you shit.

>> No.6449694
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6449694

Fucking space cape.

>> No.6449699

>>6449694

ass.dat

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6449711

>>6449694

>> No.6449738

I pick Momiji, no question about it~ <3

Captcha: doubts parione

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6451273

>>6449243
>chill in pajamas
>control plants
>master spark

Smoke weed errday

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6451282

Good thing I was already red puffy and naked.

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6451307

Manly as fuck.

>> No.6451315

Marisa. I'd buff up really good and become a real life Cho Marisa. I'd be so badass that no one would think twice about the fact that I'm dressed like a witch.

>> No.6451316

>>6449694

dat ass

dat cape

>> No.6451331

Hatate because men commonly wear purple patterned skirts in my country.

>> No.6451339
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>>6451307
Wrong oni, brah.

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>> No.6451380

Just off the top of my head, Mokou would probably be the best if you wanted to keep up appearances

>> No.6451405

>>6451315
This is the best idea ever

>> No.6451450

damn there are so many to choose from i dont know which one has my personalty

>> No.6451453
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6451453

This is the worst choice, right?

Walwarte PROJECT

>> No.6451536

Chen is the best xD

>> No.6451541

>>6451339
>What're you wearing?
>A t-shirt and a kilt
>That's a skirt, not a kilt
>My, my, my - it appears your arm is broken

>> No.6451546

>>6451536
So you want to dress like a girl with no special powers? Whats stopping you?

>> No.6451562

>>6451546
a cry for help so yukari comes and helps me to get into gensokyo

>> No.6451571

>>6451562
Why would Yukari help a fat man in a dress? Gensokyo would be a much different place if she did, i doubt any of us would want to go there.

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