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6444463 No.6444463 [Reply] [Original]

Oh shit it's that fuckin' time again. Get in here fat touhous!

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>> No.6444481

No.

>> No.6444479

:cringe:

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someone say fat touhous?

>> No.6444503

can someone post the fat remilia and sakuya copypasta?

>> No.6444506

These can't be very agile

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Have you played DebuPlus yet? It was just released a couple of days ago.

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I lost my leg hunting the legendary Remilard. For seven days we sailed into the open sea, her former head maid Sakuya helping our navigator reach the sacred breeding grounds of this vile creature. We anchored ourselves where she told us... a hidden cove located near an unnamed island. There, we patiently waited for the Remilard to make its appearance. After the fifth day of waiting, the men became restless. I, too, was frustrated, feeling I had been misled by Sakuya's advice, so I had the crew kill her and toss her overboard. As soon as her mangled corpse touched the water, the disgusting beast appeared from the depths!

It let out a cry so terrible that several of my men died on the spot. Its very existence defies reason; how can a beast so tremendously fat support its weight or even move? Its skeleton should collapse under such weight, but the Remilard before me was quite agile. Now was not the time for speculation. Whatever this creature was, I was certain that even God Himself wanted it to die.

We fired harpoon after harpoon into the creature, tearing away at its disgusting flesh. The smell it gave off caused birds to fall from the sky, their lives extinguished by the putrid odor. But the Remilard would not die. It rammed the bow, creating a large hole in the ship. We started to sink and I ordered the evacuation. If we could just reach the island...

But no, the Remilard scooped up the crew into its maw the moment they jumped into the water. I could hear their screams as it feasted. The terror was just too much, and I blacked out as I jumped over the side of my vessel.

I awoke on the shores of the island, my leg missing. The Remilard was gone. My entire crew had been consumed. My ship was lost. Everything was lost.

I can never forget the horrors of the Remilard. The smell lingers even now, as if the beast is trying to force me to consider suicide.

Why, God, why do you permit such a thing to exist?!

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>>6444503

Sakuya would gladly make bacon sandwiches for Remilia. She'd give her life for her and she wasn't not talking about sexual partnership either. She'd become her personal slave, if necessary. Bringing Remilia her daily regimen of bacon sandwiches, Big Macs, and cherry soda would bring Sakuya great happiness. As she burped and gobbled down her meals Sakuya would sit basking in the glow of her mistress' ravenous maw.

Even as Remilia became hungrier, and plumper, Sakuya would not grow tired of serving her. She would work harder than ever to make her happy. She would learn to cook new recipes, would roast entire Turkeys for her, would hand-feed her deep-fried twinkies. And once Remilia had gained a most excellence rotundness, now so fat that she could not leave her bed, 350 lbs. of mouth-watering, vampire loli fat, bubbling like an overbaked jello, she would yell to her maid with fat, blubbering lips: Sakuya, it's time for mah dinner!

And Sakuya would come. Fork and knife in hand, she would enter her bedroom. Remilia's glistening, gluttonous eyes would turn dry and roll back as Sakuya sank my teeth into her quivering, greasy hide. In a panic, thrashing around like a beached whale, her blood would boil, marinating the fat nicely. As Sakuya neatly cut her into bite-sized chunks, she would lose consciousness. And then she would feast. Oh would the maid would feast.

>> No.6444611

>>6444542
>I lost my leg hunting the legendary Remilard.

And Remilard lost her leg because of diabetes.

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why cant they just be fat and happy together? ;_;

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translations plz

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>> No.6444702

>>6444682
>>6444675
"Going to town to buy some sweets, did you want to come, Marisa?"

(Happiness Down)

"I'm fat because I'm eating nothing but sweets?! What part of me is fat?"

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>>6444702

thanks kind anon!

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i'm surprised you don't see more fat yuyuko pics

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>> No.6445371

>>6445100
>>6444775

a popular pose for fatties

/r/ing fat mokou

i've never seen one

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why can't I hold all these jelly rolls?

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>> No.6446831

>>6444746
Mama mia that's a fat Touhou!

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Youmu's sword can cut anything except calories.

>> No.6446871

95lb 5'6" trap here

Why, Odin, why.

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anyone have th e rest of this?

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Alright that's it, is anyone going to stand with me for this not being cool around here?

I'm not attacking your interests, you can go on being a chubbychaser to your heart's content.. just... please.. not here..

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>>6446883

nah, thanks to debuplus, fat girls are now /jp/ material

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>>6446883
What don't you people understand about just ignoring/hiding threads you don't like?

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Can I play too?

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oh another one of these threads

have some OC

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poasting fat wriggle

>> No.6448520

This kind of fat is too fat.

>> No.6448546

>>6446883

Newfag.

Fat touhous have been a traditional thread on /jp/ since it's inception, they're a long standing custom.

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>>6445371
Best I could find.

>> No.6448634

>>6448520
Not when she's THAT cute.

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>>6446866
Holy cow, a picture I haven't already seen?
Did he finally colour this sketch?

>>6446883
Oh, please, let us have our fun once in a while. It's less frequent than S*ten/Kuroko or even Japanese birds. As long as we don't do it too often, it's okay, isn't it? It won't be around for too long, either.

I mean, this is at least as /jp/-related as that drugged Touhous thread.

>> No.6448702

>>6445100
FUCK YES
CHUBBY PATCHOULI = BESTEST PATCHOULI

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Why can't there be more of Yuka?

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The good thing about fat people is that they make great practice targets.

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>>6448792
>heavy_sniper_rifle

>heavy

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>>6448847
>this guy's other work

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posting meaty miko reimu

>> No.6449040

>>6449037
Fapping like there's no tomorrrow.

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Oh, and I guess this is new too.

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a chubby utsuhou

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and part 2

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and part 3

>> No.6451783

>>6451678

☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢CAUTION!!☢

☢NUCLEAR WARHEADS DETECTED!☢

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fatty eientei time

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this thread

pic related

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>>6444463

GLORIOUS

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big, fat, utsuhou tats

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>>6446881
Here you are, sir Anon.

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>>6453900
And the completion to this series, appropriately spoiler'd

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>>6453900
Oops.. I posted the same image, I'm a durp.

>> No.6454343

Why are fat anime characters so cute, and fat girls so hideous?

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>>6454343

3D fat = Double Chins, big bellies folds and wrinkles, stretch marks, rashes, and heavy breathing.

2D fat = clear smooth skin, fat on hips and thighs and breasts, curvy instead of lumpy

Tastefully chubby mikos related

>> No.6454439

>>6454393
There are 3D girls who are chubby in that way too, though. But they're rare.

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>>6454393
>Double Chins, big bellies
You act like these are bad things.

I am beyond surprised that this thread is still here.

>> No.6454645

quality control confirmed for chubby lover

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>>6454645
It's strange, isn't it. You'd expect him to have shown up by now.

Out of Touhou, but I figure Ace Attorney is kind of a visual novel.

>> No.6454808

>>6452074
What is this nonsense.
Post the original.
I could get off to this.

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Well, I'm glad this thread helped somebody out.

>> No.6454817

>>6454456

I hope the artist is actually doing something with Alice beyond a few teasing images mentioning comics. Guy's pretty hit or miss when it comes to quality but his Alice is faptastic.

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Mihai draws the best Remi ever.

>> No.6454849

>>6454820
Thank you my friend.

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>> No.6454894

I'm surprised they can move, let alone breathe.

>> No.6454899 [DELETED] 

>>6454817
I understand what you mean. Still, his art has been getting better recently, I think. The eyes have been getting closer together, at least, and that's definitely a good thing. Also, I don't know about comics, but anything with words attached is great. That goes double for numbers, if you know what I mean.

Why am I so messed up?

>> No.6454940

>>6454899

Yeah he drew eyes way too derpy-looking for my taste. Like right here >>6444542

>> No.6455000 [DELETED] 

>>6454940
I just wish there'd be more fat Touhou from different artists so we'd have more choice in the matter. Right now it's just this guy and a couple others who draw it infrequently and rather disturbingly.

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This guy's alright. He needs more practice, but he's headed the right direction, I think.

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>>6454824

I wish he'd draw the other SDM characters more. China needs a good plumping up

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does this count as a fat touhou?

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>>6456938

Nope she's just got a fuckhuge hourglass figure.

>> No.6457592

Why are there lots of not-rule-breaking posts deleted in this thread?

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>>6457592
The whole thread is /d/. Some of these deviants posted something that was a bit too much, maybe?

>> No.6457623

>>6457621
They all seem to be pictures by DA artists, but also posts without pictures. I didn't think there was a "Japanese art by Japanese artists onry!" policy on /jp/ like on Danbooru.

>> No.6457662

>>6457621
>>6457623
No, it's just meido being impulsive and illogical, as always.

>> No.6457662,1 [INTERNAL] 

Actually, no, I was banned for one day for posting an illegal URL on /v/ in a BFBC2 thread. I have no idea what tripped it, but all my posts got autodeleted at once.

>> No.6457662,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>6457662,1
The only illegal URLs I know of are nimp.org and anontalk. Maybe there are board-specific ones also, just like certain words are banned on certain boards.

>> No.6457662,3 [INTERNAL] 

It's possible. There should be a list of banned URLs for this reason. Perhaps it'd be easier for spammers to circumvent the detection system this way, but we have CAPTCHA and regular-old moderation so I don't see this as an issue.

I mean, look, it just tarnishes meido's good name.

>> No.6457662,4 [INTERNAL] 

People save these pictures for shock value, right?

>> No.6457662,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>6457662,4
Presumably.
I, personally, wouldn't tarnish my hard drive with these images even if I could act like a /b/tard with them at a later date.

>> No.6457662,6 [INTERNAL] 

How rude.

Comparing me to a /b/tard, and all.

>> No.6457662,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>6446928

God, I'd hate to bump such a thread, but...

This is driving me crazy. Does someone have the full image?

>> No.6457662,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>6457662,6
Rude? I prefer "honest".

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