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6440172 No.6440172 [Reply] [Original]

>watching artsy movie
>start falling asleep
>loud scream out of fucking nowhere
>fall over in chair
>completely awake for last half hour of movie
>its nothing but porn
>girl giving bj to a guy with red glowing cock
>black lights and neon colors everywhere
>missionary position scene with internal camera
>dead guy turns into sperm and is reborn
>my visage after it ended

>> No.6440181

>sister bursts into treats

>> No.6440190

>crack open a bear

>> No.6440197

>FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.6440200

name of the movie?

>> No.6440201
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>> No.6440202

>>6440190
bear?

>> No.6440207

>>6440200
Enter The Void

>> No.6440269

>watching artsy movie
>she wants to fuck
>everyone get on the floor
>walk the dinosaur
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.6440294

>>6440207
Wait, that's out?
Awesome, I was waiting for it.
Thanks, shitposter-kun!

>> No.6440338
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6440338

>Sitting at home
>Nothing happening
>Go to sleep
>Nothing happening
>Get on /jp/
>Only shitposts everywhere
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up from a call from my hospital
>Head over to the hospital
>I have cancer
>Go back home
>Go on /jp/
>See this thread
>Realize I will spend the last few months of my life stuck in this hellhole
>MFW I'm not even lying

>> No.6440351

>>6440338
Ganbatte, Anon-kun.

>> No.6440354

>>6440338
>I have cancer
...you can at least get welfare for that, right?

>> No.6440356

>>6440338

Please be lying.

>> No.6440353

>>6440338
You won't be missed.

>> No.6440367

>>6440338
You should browse other boards too then.

>> No.6440372

>>6440338
1 less out of the 6-7 billion that populate this earth. Why should I care?

>> No.6440376

>>6440338
I sure wish this were true, ze. It'd be a fitting end.

>> No.6440385

>>6440338

Pancreatic cancer, amirite?

>> No.6440378

>>6440372
1 less out of 8 people that populate this board.

>> No.6440379

>>6440372
Woah, you're edgy bro.

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>>6440338
Wow, I don't care if you're lying or not, that's fucking sad just imagining it.

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>>6440338

Are you serious? you have cancer?

>> No.6440394

>>6440378
Also not a bad thing. With any luck, he's a spammer.

>> No.6440414

>>6440338
Good game, kid, good game

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