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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing.

But it let out a little whine.

>> No.6427958

>>>/a/

>> No.6427964

Grapes can't speak

>> No.6427972

>>6427964
That's what they want you to think

>> No.6427977

/jp/ - jokes & puns

>> No.6427982

>>6427977
Yes

YES

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6427990

>>6427956

>> No.6427994

The optician fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

>> No.6427995

For a fleeting second, I thought that was Haruka Minami wearing those glasses

>> No.6428041

Marisa fell off her broom.

It left her in a daze.

>> No.6428056

unfortunately >>>/a/

>> No.6428061

>>6428056
But why? Just talk about Marisa being in a daze.

>> No.6428066

>>6428056
Why would a pun thread go on /a/

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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can’t tuna fish.

>> No.6428075

>>6428071
BDMTSH.jpg

>> No.6428080

It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.

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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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