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6425200 No.6425200 [Reply] [Original]

Hey Daniel, what are you doing?

Konnichiwa grandpa! I'm watching a new anime, it's awsome.

Oh, right. Not playing any of those Jap games today?

Grandpa, don't call them "Japs"! It's racist, the proper term is "Nipponese", or "Nihonjin". And no, I just got this DVD today, I ordered it online.

I'm "racist"? I fought those bastards tooth and nail to make sure there was a future for kids like you, and now you're wasting money on Jap cartoons and games just to listen to that annoying language?

Grandad, don't be a baka alright? I like the culture because it's so deep and varied, and I can appreciate its beauty.

I was born in this country, and so were your father and yourself. Can't you take a little pride in your own culture and race, for a change?

Please! America has no culture or history, all we do is throw atom bombs on other people for no reason.

Fine.. If that's how you feel, I am going to go lay down a while. I suddenly feel very tired. Goodnight, Daniel.

Yeah whatever grandpa.

>> No.6425204

ROW ROW FIGHT THA POWA DANIEL-SAN!

>> No.6425209

stop reposting shit from /a/.

>> No.6425211

>>6425204
reverse sage

>> No.6425212
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6425212

In during people reply to this thread.

>> No.6425216

Please don't say "JAP". It is offensive. I watch alot of anime, heck, I even have all the episodes of Naruto out. So I'm EXTREAMLY familiar with the culture...this term is insulting to us. Please stop.

>> No.6425217

Go post this on /a/, you'll get more replies and the thread won't be deleted.

>> No.6425223
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6425223

>>6425212
>>6425204
>>6425209
you all are this mad

>> No.6425226
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6425226

>>6425211
>reverse sage

ohboyherewego

>> No.6425234

>>6425216
I'm pretty sure japs dont care when you call them japs

>> No.6425235

/jp/ is honestly the wrong place for this troll, liebchen.

/v/ and /a/ are better targets.

>> No.6425243
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>>6425235
I dont think so

>> No.6425245
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6425245

>>6425216
Fuckin chinko gookabo jap get the fuck out.

>> No.6425246

>>6425235
Don't let that image where the troll guy comes and the /jp/ folks are a lot of green trolls fool you. /jp/ is so easily trollable it's ridiculous. Living proof is this entry level troll thread. /jp/ can't ignore even THIS. My god.

>> No.6425249

>>6425243
The problem is that NEETS are actually a lot less common on /jp/ than usual.

And the population here is too small for any sort of fun trolling.

That's why I am always on my best behavior, here.

>> No.6425250

>>6425246
inb4 200 replies

>> No.6425258

This thread made me cry because I know that some people are actually like this.

>> No.6425262

>>6425246
I know right, goddamn. They keep telling that /jp/ is untrollable. Now just give me a fucking thread that the troll is ignored, I will delete my Touhou folder and stop going to /jp/ for a month.

>> No.6425269

>>6425262
Well, replies do make a successful troll thread.

Maybe I'm wrong.

>> No.6425268

>>6425262
i will make this happen

>> No.6425266

Cool story, /ɐ/.

>> No.6425265
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>>6425258
This thread made me cry because I started asking myself if people see me that way. And I'm almost sure my family does.

>> No.6425267

Was the idea behind this, to troll people into saying they don't care? Can that even be considered trolling?

>> No.6425271

>>6425246
nobody in this thread is mad
nobody in this thread is trolled

/jp/ is full of NEETs. If getting trolled means wasting time in a failtroll thread, they're way ahead of you.

>> No.6425273

>>6425262
If I'm untrollable then a lot of /jp/ probably is as well.

I personally haven't reported a thread in years.

>> No.6425276
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>>6425266
>implying op is from /a/

>> No.6425279

>>6425258
>This thread made me cry because I know that some people are actually like this.
Well, since one of those "people" is you LMAO O4L

>> No.6425280

>>6425271
>implying you arent saging because u mad

>> No.6425281

>>6425269
It's because of people who think like you /jp/ is that way. Yes, replies DO make a troll thread. There is no such a thing as counter-troll, like you guys fantasize all the time, pretending you don't care and sending witty replies.

>> No.6425284

>>6425262
>Now just give me a fucking thread that the troll is ignored, I will delete my Touhou folder and stop going to /jp/ for a month
So... getting nonsensical replies to a troll is 'being trolled'? That's something new.

>> No.6425285

a whole lot of butthurt going on in here

>> No.6425288

Wait a second, a weeaboo actually spending money to watch anime instead of illegally getting it free off the internet? The story is obviously fiction.

>> No.6425293

>>6425246
/jp/ can't ignore this because the board is so small and OP is samefagging his thread to keep it on page 1 and attract more comments. If this was done on /a/ or /v/ it would slip to page 3-5 in few minutes.

>> No.6425297

>>6425281

No it doesn't. It's only a successful troll thread if people seriously reply to the OP.

>> No.6425299

And the grandfather never woke from his sleep.

>> No.6425300

>>6425293
you might want to go check /a/ dawg.... last i saw it had over 200 replies

>> No.6425302

>>6425297
It's successful if people give attention to a retard. Exactly what /jp/ is good at.

>> No.6425303

>implying I don't take pride in the white race, as well as enjoy weeaboo entertainment

>> No.6425309

>>6425300
Now THAT's a troll thread.

>> No.6425310
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6425310

That is the conversation that runs through my head every time I start watching an episode of Hyakka Ryouran Samurai Girls. It doesn't actually happen though, since my grandfather is dead.

>> No.6425312

>>6425300
Obviously the OP was samefagging in that one as well. Threads stay on page 1 for a very long time on /jp/ as opposed to /a/ or /v/, meaning it's harder for people to ignore threads like these.

>> No.6425313

>>6425302
Well, certainly KoG and Sion get lots of attention.

>> No.6425317 [SPOILER] 
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6425317

is the OP looking to cause a flame war or is he just looking for attention?

One is successful trolling, one is not. Enjoy the attention, OP.

if you're going to post in this thread, please post a funny/absurd pic.

>> No.6425316

>>6425309
yeah it devolved into an enormous argument about the ethics of dropping the a bomb

>> No.6425323

>>6425313
Everybody loves Sion, that's why.

>> No.6425327
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>>6425323
Get the fuck out.

>> No.6425326

>>6425317
neither

>> No.6425330

Actually, I just saw this exact same thread on /a/ with over 245 posts.

So, welp.

>> No.6425332

>>6425330
exactly

>> No.6425335
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6425335

All I have to say is it's pissing someone off due to the amount of saging going on in this thread.

>> No.6425337

Why is /jp/ the only board that got worst after summer was over?

>> No.6425342

>>6425335
>they dont know that sageing bumps a thread

>> No.6425346

>>6425200
Grandpa status
[x] told

>> No.6425347

>>6425335
I think you should look around /jp/ for a while and see how sage is used.

>> No.6425350

>>6425346
the grandpa was the badass in this story

>> No.6425356

>>6425337
Since you are posting here. I mean, did you come to /jp/ during summer? Well, a lot of retards also came here during summer like you, so...

>> No.6425370

>>6425356
>even more sage
lol

>> No.6425383

The troll is only successful if people are talking about the issues OP addressed in his initial post, which people are not. Go take a look at the shitty /a/ thread and compare it to this. The troll worked there, but not here. People like >>6425246 need to learn what constitutes as "successful trolling" and what's not.

>> No.6425385

Hey Anon, check out this polite sage.

>> No.6425394

Holy shit OP why is it so easy to pick your replies out from everyone else. Quantity < Quality, dude.

>> No.6425395

>they mad

>> No.6425397
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>>6425383

>The troll worked there, but not here.

You really are mad.

>> No.6425402

Sure is samefaggotry in here. What this thread needs is Aikido.

>> No.6425418

>>6425204
>>6425211
>>6425223
>>6425243
>>6425245
>>6425246
>>6425276
>>6425279
>>6425280
>>6425285
>>6425335
>>6425337
>>6425342
>>6425346
>>6425356
>>6425370
>>6425395
>>6425397

Seriously goddamn. This probably more than half the thread, OP.

>> No.6425422
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6425422

I LOVE IT WHEN FAGS COME TO /JP/ AND GET ALL WORKED UP WHEN SOMEONE SAGES THEIR THREAD AND THEN THEY GET ALL ANGRY AND START SPAMMING "U MAD?"

>> No.6425424

We are >>6425200 's courtiers. We are sorry that our lord has opened such a stupid THREAD.
After the last war we had completely lost, our lord got mental illness. Everyday, he kidnaps girls from the village. Every night he gets drunk and tries to chop courtiers with his katana.
Now the lady of the house is ill in bed. The people in our country are suffering badly from famine. The neighboring Daimyos is taking advantage of this situation, they try to pass across the border and take over our land.
Quite a few of our fellow courtiers have intention to rise in rebellion.
We are now in dire straits. Our clan would be destroyed.
But, don't worry. We arranged that our Lord become a Buddhist priest.
In his way to the temple, our skilled assassin should take his life.
That is arranged perfectly. After that we will hail Master Monaminokami, the nephew of our lord, as our new lord. We, all courtiers, would do our best to serve this new lord with faith.
We apologize for any inconvenience our lord may have caused you.
Pleas wait for a while. Pleas forgive the evil deeds done by our lord.

>> No.6425442

>>6425424
Is English your second language or are you really just retarded?

>> No.6425457

Anyways, >>6425442 , please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>6425442 , should just stick with today's special.

>> No.6425458

>>6425424
God I haven't seen that pasta in forever, thank you.

>>6425442
Hi OP. Again. Have fun keep showing how retarded you are and us showing how nobody cares.

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6425459

>>6425422
>OP

Also you can't really call this thread a success when most of the posts are samefags. and the rest are just commenting on how many samefags there are. We are fucking giving you pointers on how to troll better, OP. That's kinda fail.

>> No.6425468

One thing that sticks in my mind is in high school when one of my friends had to get signatures from all of his classes' teachers for clearance to go on a field trip. He had abbreviated Japanese class as "Jap" (much like English would be "Eng," history might be "his," etc) and the teacher (50-something year old Japanese native) got pretty angry at him and lectured him about it. He was completely blindsided and dumbfounded.

>>6425442
That's how all of those posts sound. The "I am sorry for ____" ones. They have ones where the writer is the computer that was used or the author's dog or whatnot.

>> No.6425473

>>6425457
Don't freak out now, but your parents have been slipping blood thinner into your pocky and ramen because they're afraid you'll ceremonially kill them in their sleep. Right now you're hemorrhaging into your brain and suffering severe hallucinations, call 911 immediately... or don't.

>> No.6425474

>>6425459
Just a note for the future, you're only a samefag if you're repeatedly posting in an attempt to make yourself look like more than one person. Posting a few times in one thread does not constitute one.

>> No.6425486

>>6425473
I once knew this autistic kid at my school who was absolutely obsessed with Looney Tunes. He'd run throughout the halls with his Bugs Bunny shirt, and would sometimes say "LOO TOONS" out of nowhere for no goddamn reason. Me and my bud found out that he was irritated as hell one week, simply because the timeslot after school where they played Looney Tunes on some channel was taken up by Sonic the Hedgehog, bumping it to some other inconvenient slot. He expressed his hatred of Sonic every other second.

One day, we decided to be dicks and I drew a picture of Sonic, using a picture from Sonic 3's boxart as a reference.

Snickering like little shits, we came up to the fellow. He was wearing a Sylvester shirt that day. I told him we had a present for him, and I handed him my drawing of Sonic.

He stared for a moment, and his eyes bulged. It came out as some sort of snarl, I think. He started low and then it turned into a fucking banshee scream. "sonnnNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICC!" Promptly after that shriek, he literally fell into a grand mal seizure, and me and my bud fucking ran.

He was ok the next day and continued talking about Looney Tunes. But I can't seem to get rid of the guilt of causing an autistic child to go into convulsions at the sight of Sonic the Hedgehog.

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>>6425473
>responding to copypasta

It's at this point where OP should just stop. He'll actually think he was some kind of success at this rate.

>> No.6425510

>>6425487
reminds me of that other person who replied seriously to most of suigins copypastas

>> No.6425515

>>6425510
You mean Shitty Scandaroon. Well, it can't be helped, he's super autistic.

>> No.6425520

great thread 10/10 would read again

>> No.6425532

>>6425520
Thanks Bangcock, I always knew you are a bro.

>> No.6425581

0/10

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>some lame pasta about glorious nippon
>74 posts and 15 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

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