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6423836 No.6423836 [Reply] [Original]

Do you think suwako misses her husband?

>> No.6423846

Being a goddess allows you to utilize various perks of divinity, such as immaculate conception.

>> No.6423858

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6423860

>>6423846
Just so you know, immaculate conception doesn't mean what you think it does.

>> No.6423862
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>>6423836

Yeah.
At least some if not all of them.

>> No.6423866

>>6423860
Oh, bloody hell, I should know this.

>> No.6423880
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6423880

I don't think she does.

>> No.6423910
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6423910

But she sees kanako everyday

>> No.6423911

Frogs can reproduce asexually! Jurassic Park said so!

Suwako's a virgin! She's a virgin! She's just gotta be!

>> No.6423928

If I were a loli goddess I would probably fuck dozens of men and women every day.

>> No.6423961

>>6423928
And that is why you are not a loli goddess.

>> No.6424010
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>>6423911
Sure she is.

>> No.6424028
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6424028

She misses me?

But I'm always with her...

>> No.6424048

>>6424028
Go back to dead, Benny.

>> No.6424078

Old gods are all about sex, sex, sex.

And Suwako is older than Japanese islands.

It's actually very surprising she has just one descendant.

>> No.6424089

>>6423860
>The Immaculate Conception of Mary is, according to Catholic doctrine, the conception of the Virgin Mary without any stain ("immacula" in Latin) of Original Sin

I learned something today!

>> No.6424106

Her husband is a human dude. He's already long way dead.

Unless you think she fucked a guy per generation.

>> No.6424124

>>6424078
You know, it's probably that Suwako has more than one family descended from her. It's just only Sanae has ever met her.

>> No.6424126
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>>6424089

Didn't she also get impregnated through the ear or something to that effect?

The evangelists must've loved their shrooms.

>> No.6424202

>>6424089
so, normal procreation is the devil's work?

>> No.6424213

ITT; Stoopid fucking questions.

>> No.6424216

>>6424010
sauce

>> No.6424265
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6424265

>>6424202

2000 years of institutionalised christianity. What isn't the devil's work?

Granted, nearly all religions have irrational prohibitions, but christianity is exceptional when it comes to recording the legal aspects of theirs.

>> No.6424546

HERESY!

>> No.6424572

>>6424202
In fact, it is. We all are born stained by the Original Sin precisely because we are a result of procreation.

Jesus died on the cross to redeem that sin, though.

>> No.6424574
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>>6424546

Everything is heresy anyway. Big deal.

Have you not abided by the Lord's laws of leprosy upon homes? Too bad, you're going to hell.

At least shinto openly tells you you're going hell anyway, complete with thunder gods in your genitals. Guess that's why the Japanese prefer their buddhist funerals.

>> No.6424584

>>6424574
What's up with that, anyway? Japan seems to be a crazy kind of religious syncretism.

>> No.6424585
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6424585

Hopelessly wrong pic.

>> No.6424604
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6424604

>>6424584

Makes sense. If a religion doesn't cater to your best needs, pick one that does. When that need is fulfilled, go back to your old. Polytheism is wonderful - doesn't close any doors on you.

Think the saying goes that the average casually religious Japanese lives a shintoist, marries a christian and dies a buddhist, or something along those lines.

>> No.6424616

>>6424604
Polytheism always struck me as an inferior form of metaphysical thought.

>> No.6424651
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>>6424616

Wouldn't call it inferior, but yeah, it's way closer to earth. Having a big pantheon can be interpreted as trying to explain the order of nature by having it mirror the order of society. Except in that case it doesn't really practice what it preaches, since polytheistic myths tend to be sort of chaotic.

>> No.6424695

>>6424616
How come?

>> No.6424704

>>6424604

sauce on artist for this pic

or just post more delicious touhou freud

>> No.6424711
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6424711

Come to think of it, the shinto take on immaculate conception is probably even weirder than the christian one.

So Izanami and Izanagi walk around a pole, they say hello, and Izanami instantly gives birth to monsters.
They throw the monster into the ocean, walk around a pole again, say hello again... and voila, the mighty god of prawns.

>> No.6424735 [DELETED] 
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>>6424704

Artist listed as 'aku (dejigiga)' on danbooru.

>> No.6424740 [SPOILER] 
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>>6424704

Artist listed as 'aku (dejigiga)' on danbooru.

>> No.6424749
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6424749

That artist would seem to have been busy...

>> No.6424797 [SPOILER] 
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6424797

Oh my... maybe not heretical, but this is surely blasphemous enough to stick the artist in christian hell for certain.

... except not really, since the whole 'Santa' imagery is a modern invention, supposedly made for Coca Cola by a Swedish immigrant, based on surviving pagan folklore.
So suppose he's going to be rewarded in Folkvang instead.

>> No.6424805

moriya shrine, incest shrine

>> No.6424838
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6424838

post moaaaaaaaaar

>> No.6424843
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6424843

>>6424805

Is it still incest with a gap of 40 or more generations?

>> No.6424874

>>6424843

is that sum corean touhou doujin?

>> No.6424884

>>6424874
I believe thats thai

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6425127

>>6424805
>>6424843
fuck yes

>> No.6425173

>>6424616
Monotheism is just as bad.
Chinese and Hindu religious thoughts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Canaanite religious cults

>> No.6425175

>Suwako

>Child

what the fuck?

>> No.6425180

Fuck you Anonymous.
How many times do I have to say that
GODS REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

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