Post your fetish /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

I like my woman healthy.

[Anonymous No.]

brace for the "/jp/ is legion XD" guys telling you to go back to /a/

[Anonymous No.]

Thats not healthy, according to the department of health she is obese. Enjoy your diabetes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422749
Ultra mad! Take it easy, friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422751
Oh, I will.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really have one. Bloomers and flat or developing chests I guess, the only thing that has gotten to me.

[Anonymous No.]

hmm?

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>British

Kekko desu.

>>6422749
Unlimited frustration, do you have it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422769
In 2D even brits look good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422784

[Anonymous No.]

Pregnant lolis

[Anonymous No.]

Probably pretty common but still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422789
I lol'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422789
The truth hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422797
The tooth hurts in their case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422766
You will never live in an old-style Britain where you befriend and romance a young blonde girl in a such a cute school uniform and buy her a bag of fish and chips. ;__;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422823
I'd buy her a pair of pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never live in an old-style Britain where you befriend and romance a young blonde girl in a such a cute school uniform
;_;
>buy
...
What? Before sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422830
I hope you mean a skirt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422823
Oh if only I could be the little lesbian girl at an all girl's academy in late 19th century Britain.

[ロリあき No.]

>>6422823
As a filthy American, I was unaware fish and chips came in BAGS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422838
That's what romance is! Sharing a bag of chips and wandering your old-style British village!

Maybe even getting the steam-train to London together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422851
It does if you get it to go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422847
Don't worry, my friend!
In past life, you were!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422866
Why are 3D people always such ugly blobs of flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422873
Don't put yourself down so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422866
Its a LIE, those cant be LOLI's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422857
I'd prefer to be the guy who steals the virgin present-giver's girl and has sex with her on the first night without paying a single dime.

Of course, then I'd offer her back, if he still wants her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422866
That explains the dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422866
There's not a single girl with long, straight hair.

I think I would die. What a horrible place. What a horrible world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422905
That was the norm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422873
I think some of them might not be that bad if they had different haircuts. Their hair is too short, too curly, and their forehead is showing. That would make anyone instantly ugly.

[PRINNY !.rEDaBGktE No.]

Glasses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422931
Don't worry, my Scottish friend, I support your independence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422892
You're a horrible person! You have no place in Fantasy Britain!

[ロリあき No.]

>>6422866
>Glasgow
>British
.....technically, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422914
Again, what a horrible world. How could that happen? Tragic.

[Anonymous No.]

Retardation is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422932
Come now, be a good ol' chap. Sex has no sway on true love, right?

Fantasy Britain should be a place where all types of people can get along. I consider my offer to be pretty generous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422973
Fantasy Britain is a place of chip-chip hoorrah and all that.

Amoral characters like yourself have no place, except villains who are ultimately doomed to be defeating by a dashing young fellow.

And your plots are never sexual. Just crown jewels or German spies.

[Anonymous No.]

Feet, armpits.
Basically I love every part of the body.

Also bondage. I like arms behind the back.
Arms above the hear are awesome too because then you get armpits as well.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

Ahegao
Tongues
Erect nipples, clits
Rolled back eyes
Female ejaculation
Bracing for orgasm

Too much to list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423015
head*

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423017
>Bracing for orgasm
Is this a tag I can search for on pixiv or the boorus? It sounds literally glorious.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

>>6423033
Don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422847
I'd rather be a lesser noble acting as a lady-in-waiting to a young princess. I'd be her tutor and confidente on the surface, but secretly we'd share a lesbian romance, for which we'd surely be accused of sodomy and put to death should it ever be revealed. Consequently, since I'd be in constant danger of losing her, I'd end up being overprotective of her, acting as her responsible elder sister and ensuring her comfort to the best of ability while treasuring every moment I spend with her. Likewise, despite her greater status, she wouldn't care about such things and treat me as her older sister, causing me to blush and tell her she shouldn't spoil me with such honors (covering cheek with one hand and saying "ara ara" strongly encouraged at this point. )

As her lady-in-waiting, I would accompany her in all things, so I would be present even during her baths, where we can drop our daily masks and act as lovers. She'd already have a full figure despite being younger than me and would be the aggressive one in our relationship, so she'd tease me in bath by kissing me and rubbing her ample breasts to my flat chest, watching my blushing face as I try to keep my composure. After bathing, I would help her dress and I assist her in her studies, and at night she'd demand I sleep with her, claiming that since she's not even the age to marry, no one would suspect us even if we were found out. I'd eventually give in and join her but her hands would immediately reach under my frilly dress and towards my crotch, and she would continue teasing me for the night, giggling softly and thrusting her fingers into my slit even faster the more I try to muffle my moans.

[Anonymous No.]

I can fap to almost anything. Favorite would have to be drill hair, though. It's been a more recent development.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422847
I'd rather be a lesser noble acting as a lady-in-waiting to a young princess. I'd be her tutor and confidente on the surface, but secretly we'd share a lesbian romance, for which we'd surely be accused of sodomy and put to death should it ever be revealed. Consequently, since I'd be in constant danger of losing her, I'd end up being overprotective of her, acting as her responsible elder sister and ensuring her comfort to the best of ability while treasuring every moment I spend with her. Likewise, despite her greater status, she wouldn't care about such things and treat me as her older sister, causing me to blush and tell her she shouldn't spoil me with such honors (covering my cheek with one hand and saying "ara ara" strongly encouraged at this point. )

As her lady-in-waiting, I would accompany her in all things, so I would be present even during her baths, where we can drop our daily masks and act as lovers. She'd already have a full figure despite being younger than me and would be the aggressive one in our relationship, so she'd tease me in bath by kissing me and rubbing her ample breasts to my flat chest, watching my blushing face as I try to keep my composure. After bathing, I would help her dress and I assist her in her studies, and at night she'd demand I sleep with her, claiming that since she's not even the age to marry, no one would suspect us even if we were found out. I'd eventually give in and join her, but her hands would immediately reach under my frilly dress and towards my crotch. She would continue teasing me for the night, giggling softly and thrusting her fingers into my slit even faster the more I try to muffle my moans.

If only ;_;

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

Hmmm, where to start?

Femdom
Formal Wear
Stockings
Tits of good size
Sadistic tendencies
Lacy lingerie
Negligees

That's just about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422958
Great men think alike.

[Anonymous No.]

Lets see...
Bondage, vibrators, rape, tickling, peril, direct clit stimulation. And fear. Lots of fear.
I'm sure I'm forgetting something...

[Anonymous No.]

Red hair, long hair, thighhighs, modest breast size, heterochromia, side-tie panties, pointy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

Dicknecks

[Anonymous No.]

I like my women unhealthy.

>>6423206
Do these even count as fetishes?

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

>>6423237
I suppose I'm just too ''normal''.

But, there they are.

[ロリあき No.]

>>6423204
>crotch
Got to the end, and this word ruined it for me for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

This is my fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

gts/vore(not graphic, to an extent)
class/quality difference/contrast; i.e. rich/poor, gifted/not gifted, perfect body vs. average or ugly
jealousy, especially breast envy

fatalism/cruelty of fate? complicated, but the fatalistic nature/philosophy related to the above 3; as a simple example the advantage the rich, naturally supple-bodied girl has over the poor girl is absolutely ridiculous, and there's nothing the poor girl could have done about it or the rich girl did to "deserve" it. it just naturally happens, and the idea of having it so good in comparison to others for no reason turns me on.
as another, better example, a younger twin sister having a vastly better body(and thus sex life) than her elder sister despite sharing at least one parent is an incredibly stimulating idea.

hourglass-type figure
huge breasts
large ass, up to a point
purple or red eyes
long hair is a must; the longer the better until near the floor

that's... about it. i know many of the above contain fallacies or do not reflect reality. tricking the part of yourself that deals with the aroused state into not questioning the realism of a fantasy is part of what makes for the biggest turn-ons.

[Anonymous No.]

Glasses
Long straight hair
Shy girls
Unrealistically large breasts, especially on girls of slight builds
All monstergirls, especially if they have real life inspirations (and even better if they're based on a certain species)
Fairies
Skintight clothing
Gentle elder sisters
Loving consensual lesbianism
Gender change (male to female only, and doubly so if combined with the above)
Devotion in general

[Anonymous No.]

The amount of pig lovers in this thread is disgusting. If you don't like lolicon, you need to get the hell out of /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no fetishes. I am not a sexual person.

>>6423337
>stop liking what I don't like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423336
this, except add in BE and take out glasses

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423337
>if you don't like lolicon
Derp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423342
>I'm a normalfag.

Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423359
Most normalfags have sexual desires of some sort. Your point is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423337
>>6423359
/jp/ is legion gtfo XDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.]

>>6422866
Past-life-me on the far right, second row from the front.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6423373
Your troll fu is weak. Go practice at /b/ for a few years.