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>> No.6411550

Go back to /a/ with your "collect waifus" trend. You know shit about the whole thing, fucking cool kid.

>> No.6411557

-Small
Yes
-Weak
Yes
-Unable to object
Yes
>accident prone
Eh
>Bed-wetter
Eh
>anti-social
Eh
>Pale
Eh
>Aged 4-17
That age range goes far too young and far too old

>> No.6411565
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>>6411542
Nope

>> No.6411575

Only the first one and second one, both of which barely count as she can change her size at will, and the rest are the exact opposite of her. The second one I'll give to you because she looks young.

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my waifu is none of the above. In fact, compared to her I am small, weak, and unable to defend myself.

>> No.6411582 [DELETED] 

So being small, pale and under 18 are bad traits now ? Amerifag detected, enjoy your brown whores.

>> No.6411581

>>6411550
pretty much what i wanted to say

>> No.6411583

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON /a/

>> No.6411587

Normalfag girlfriend selection checklist:

-Unfeminine
-Acts bitchy because she's been convinced that people will see her as weak and disrespect her if she doesn't
-Unable to agree with anything that doesn't go her own way
-Makes mistakes all the time but refuses to admit it
-Breaks down if she isn't surrounded by all her friends at all times, sleeps with a different guy every week
-Fake tan
-At the age where she is least capable of committing to a serious relationship

Stay normal, normalfags.

>> No.6411588
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☑Mature
☑Strongest in Gensokyo
☑Likes to dominate others
☑Age unknown

>> No.6411589

>Small
Hell yes.
>Weak
Hell no.
>Unable to object(defend herself)
Unable to? No.
>Accident prone
No.
>Bed-wetter
No.
>Anti-social
Very.
>Pale
I guess.
>Aged 4-17
Physically? Yeah. Mentally? At least several hundred years.

Better luck next time.

>> No.6411590

>Small
Yes
>Weak
No
>Unable to object (defend herself)
No
>Accident Prone
No
>Bed-wetter
No
>Anti-social
Sort of I suppose.
>Pale
Yes
>Aged 4 - 17
Age is not really relevant when considering dolls.

>> No.6411595

>>6411587
First four things you listed are moe as hell, though.

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6411596

In fairness my waifu has 3 of those qualities (if I assume she wets the bed sometimes, but that's moe).

Cirno - Small & accident prone. Confirmed.

>> No.6411597

>Small

I don't mind it any more than large.

>Weak

Again, don't mind any more than strong.

>Unable to object (defend herself)

Moe, but not necessary.

>Accident Prone

Also moe, but also unnecessary.

>Bed-wetter

Absolutely not.

>Anti-social

Absolutely.

>Pale

Absolutely.

>Aged 4 - 17

Age 2-35.

I'm variable.

>> No.6411600

>Small
Yes
>Weak
Yes
>Unable to object (defend herself)
Depends
>Accident prone
Eh
>Bed-wetter
No
>Anti-social
Yes
>Pale
Oh god yes
>Aged 4 - 17
yes

>> No.6411601

>>6411542
>Small
Yes.
>Weak
Would you consider someone that is capable of destroying objects just by mere thought weak?
>Unable to object (defend herself)
See #2.
>Accident-prone
Nope.
>Anti-social
Locked up in the basement, well yeah...
>Pale
Yes.
>Aged 4-17
Nope.

Try again?

>> No.6411606

>>6411595
Fuck, you're right. 2D is so ideal that even listing the worst traits of 3D girls won't sound so bad when you're thinking in 2D.

>> No.6411608

Small
Anti-social
Pale
Aged 7-14

>> No.6411609

>Small
Yes, 162cm
>Weak
Yes
>Unable to object
Nope
>Accident prone
Very
>Bed-wetter
What? No
>Anti-social
Very
>Pale
Very
>Aged 4 - 17
More like 30 at this point

Guess who.

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/jp/'s waifu meetup

>> No.6411615

>>6411609
Some anime girl from the 80's or early 90's?

>> No.6411617

>>6411612
Amu is such a good

oh that isn't her

>> No.6411618

>>6411615
Late 90s, but her in-story age is ~30 by 2010.

>> No.6411624

I think bed-wetting is cuter in girls who act strong and proud, so I don't think it fits ideally into that character bio.

>> No.6411625

Ok, I will bite:

>Small
Yes.
>Weak
No.
>Unable to object (defend herself)
Sure is redundancy in here.
>Accident prone
No, dojikkos get old fast.
>Anti-social
Yes.
>Pale
Yes.
>Age 4 - 17
Looks about 12, actually 28

>> No.6411626

>Small
Yes, very
>Weak
Nope.
>Unable to object(defend herself)
She's hax tier
>Accident prone
No.
>Bed-wetter
No.
>Anti-social
Very.
>Pale
Pure white.
>Aged 4-17
16

>> No.6411632

>Small
162cm
>Weak
No
>Unable to object
Yes
>accident prone
Eh
>Bed-wetter
Eh
>anti-social
Very
>Pale
Eh
>Aged 4-17
1000+

>> No.6411641

>Small
Yes
>Weak
Sometimes
>Unable to object
Sometimes
>accident prone
No
>Bed-wetter
Nope
>anti-social
Nope
>Pale
Not particularly
>Aged 4-17
16

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>> No.6411644

take your survey shit back to /a/ please

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