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>> No.6411069
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/r/ ahegao

>> No.6411070

Slut reported.

>> No.6411071

sup

>> No.6411073
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3D hahaha

Get the fuck out.

>> No.6411076

is /jp/ really that lonely?

>> No.6411079

It's a trap.

>> No.6411083

hi thar

>> No.6411089

I love you, post moar

>> No.6411092

>>>/b/ itch

>> No.6411093

wow you are so hot sweety ignore these fags post more :)

>> No.6411095

>>6411093
Heh, Derek, what are you like.

>> No.6411098

retarded attention seeking whore who doesn't currently have a cock down her throat spotted. gtfo

>> No.6411100
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>>6411089
Okay. :3

>> No.6411102

>>6411093
Fake Derek, go to hell. (:

>> No.6411107

>>6411095
Can't you even tell real Derek from a fake one? Seriously, the goddamn smiley. What a noob.

>> No.6411108

Hey, can I see your t-shirt?

>> No.6411111

Wish I had a girl that liked /jp/-related things. Oh well.

>> No.6411112
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>>6411066
you know the drill

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Saten approved this thread

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>>6411108

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check

>> No.6411128

>>6411111
She dont like jp-related things, she just dont gonna have attention if she go on /b/ because she's an ugly whore and there's better than her.

So she went here.

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>>>/b/

>> No.6411130

>>6411121
Cute. Now tits.

>> No.6411131

>>6411066
disgusting transvetite samefaging his thread. its /jp/ not /b/ GTFO.

>> No.6411132

Why is this

>> No.6411135

So much same fagging

>> No.6411136

Bet she doesn't even know what a touhou is.

>> No.6411138

Don't make me say it again. Now I'm seriously off to /bun/. /jp/ is currently at its worse.

>> No.6411140

>>6411131
>disgusting transvestite
Sounds like /jp/ material to me.

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what's the point of this camwhoring?

>> No.6411145
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MOAR MOAR MOAR MOAR JESUS RAPTOR CHRIST MOAAAR

>> No.6411148

>>6411121
>>6411100
>>6411066
My /jp/ can't be this cute

>> No.6411150

Someone summon the maid.

>> No.6411151

what's with all the sage /jp/? didn't think you all were gay

>> No.6411152

Grats on your successful crossbreeding/dressing, uh Anonymous.

>> No.6411154

fucking russian 3d sluts, get the fuck out of my /jp/

>> No.6411155

>>6411138
Goodbye.

>> No.6411156

>>6411150
OP is the maid.

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>> No.6411160

>>6411151
Is this your first day here?

>> No.6411161

I demand to see tits, bitch.

>> No.6411165

>/jp/ time

it's fucking wrong.

>> No.6411166
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MOAR PLEASE

>> No.6411167

Tits? What are you guys? 12 years old?

I demand some DAT ASS.

>> No.6411168

Bah, /jp/, you never learn.
If you want them to go away, don't give them any attention at all.

>> No.6411175

Get the fuck out, 3D whore/troll.

Reported.

>> No.6411176

>>6411168
Yeah. You now realize how many retarded people lurk in here.

>> No.6411179
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Everyone stay calm
Detecting dangerous levels of win in this sector
Please remain calm in your seats and wait for the delivar

>> No.6411180

>>6411066
Are you a virgin?
Depending on the answer I have to call you either a slut or a bitch.
I'll need some pictures of your hymen as proof.

>> No.6411181

MOAR!

>> No.6411184

>>6411168
>Implying it's not the OP samefagging
Sup OP.

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>no ass

What a huge disappointment.

>> No.6411186

huh... it's 02:34 now?

>> No.6411187

WHERE IS MOAR DON'T HOLD OUT ME NAO

>> No.6411188

this is literally the most awesome thread on the front page right now

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>> No.6411192

>>6411185
dat... ear?

>> No.6411194

I really, really hope everyone who bumped this is just OP samefagging.
Reported forever.

>> No.6411195

I would really appreciate some suigin spam right now.

>> No.6411198

>>6411166
We all know it's this tripfag and his friends trying to troll /jp/, because, apparently, "its so funny seeing them raeg lmao XD".

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>>6411186

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>>6411199

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Dear OP,

It is my dear friend's opinion, unfortunately faggotous as he may be, that no real girl can match this drawning right here.

Feel free to prove him wrong for great justice.

>> No.6411206

>>6411199
Why are your walls so barren? :3 Also, please sage; that's the /jp/ way.

>> No.6411207

>>6411199
>^_^

Get the fuck out

>> No.6411212

>>6411199
Fuck off to /b/ they will appreciate you.
Also, the sooner you learn there is no redeeming reason to post pictures of your random body parts on the Internet, the better you will be.

>> No.6411213

>>6411199
Stop being so shy. Show your face. I'm sure you're hot.

>> No.6411216

>implying /jp/ won't flip shit over this and make a 300+ post thread, with erections in hand, within the hour
Irony thy name is /jp/

>> No.6411220

>>6411199

Your hands are manlier than mine. There is no way you are a girl.

>> No.6411221

>>6411199
God, you are just so cute

remind me of Saten

>> No.6411222

>>6411206
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA my god.

>> No.6411223

Since when did we have girls on /jp/?

>> No.6411226

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

>> No.6411227

>>6411216
>implying there is a single board on 4chan that isn't filled with mostly lurking faggots that never come out except at times like this, or to shitpost

>> No.6411229

>>6411220
or maybe YOUR the girl

>> No.6411230

>>6411223
Since Thoughtless Celestial started to post.

>> No.6411231

>>6411216
the word you are looking for is hypocricy. just remember one thing bro, /jp/ is not all the same person. yes there are the faggots who go on about how girls are evil and stole their lunch money. yes there are people who are gay. does that count for all of us? FUCK NO SON

BUMPING THIS SHIT

>> No.6411232

>>6411223
Nothing has changed.

Where the fuck is Suigin?

>> No.6411233

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

>> No.6411235

>>6411223
Always.

>> No.6411236

This thread sure is getting a lot of attention.

>> No.6411237

>>6411231
Way too obviously a troll. Not even a nice try.

>> No.6411238

No matter how much I want to ignore this thread and let it pass.

I will not allow our /jp/ to have this kind of shit.

I kindly ask you to get the fuck out, OP.

>> No.6411239

>>6411231
I'm not condemning, just making an observation. It's kind of funny, that's all.

>> No.6411240

This is NOT copypasta. I repeat NOT copypasta.

I know coming to /jp/ for advice is a top notch bad idea, but I honestly have no where else to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and friends.

Let me start from the beginning, I am 318 and my shikigami is 31. I just finished shopping and my shikigami is home from prowling. I guess this year her hunting started slipping or something, because I walked past her room and she was crying. I walked inside her room to ask her what's up and she hands me a letter - apparently she's up for review by my master for dismissal. I feel kinda sorry for her so I gave her a hug and one thing led to another and we started making out. This is really weird because I've made out with girls before, but my shikigami blows them all out of the water. In the back of my mind lies the fact that she's my servant and what we are doing is sick and wrong, but I guess my shikigami has more experience and it felt so fucking good.

Here's the dilemma - after making out, Chen started taking her clothes off and she started pulling my pants down. I'm like, hey, what are you doing? She's like, oh come on Ran, aren't you even a LITTLE curious? I felt bad because its true, my servant is a hottie and I always wished that she wasn't my shikigami. I've even gone as far as to shlick to thoughts of doing her. She then said "For tonight, let's not be master and servant. I really need this because I feel like shit right now and our master won't be back till late and we aren't going to tell anyone.

I pretty much just fucked my shikigami. No, to be more honest, I just lost my virginity to my servant. My question, /jp/, is WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?? What do people usually do after they fuck their servants?

Pic very related; that's Chen.

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This thread makes me sad.

>> No.6411244

thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now
wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid
omg i coming cats and dogs thnx for pic!!
omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!
i came so hard im now a woman thx op
The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off.
I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!
i know own a small fast food chain in rhode island thx op
thx op for share her exclusive move make sister grew dick to fuck my ass with
op i slipped on my own penis im calling the police fuck you op
WOW BITCH NOZE HOW TO SUKK GUD I CUM SO HARD MY BUCKET BROKE
super hot chick thanks op I came a whole mom
oh god all i have left to cum is bone marrow aaaah god no stop it hurts m bone marrow thx op 10/10
holy penis i shat pics of spiderman
epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum
I'm watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10
I came so hard my cum created a sonic boom and now I can't hear shit thx op 10/10
your under arrest op for make this such fantastic porno movievideo, I birthed several sperm childs
thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11
thx op i cut dick off and threw my dick like cum grenade 10/10
op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin
awesome porno op I came in a poor man's suit pocket.
I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP
omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!

>> No.6411246

>>6411236
Obviously.

It will reach over 300 replies soon enough if the janitor don't shows up.

>> No.6411248

>>6411229

I wish.

Maybe my hands are smaller than I thought.

>> No.6411249

>>6411236
/jp/ is obviously tsundere for the camwhore, as you can see by this thread.

>> No.6411253

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

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try Utawarerumono, it's universally liked and has an English and voice patch
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=LSEM4RKW
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0OB2C52H
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=96YC61LQ
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http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FE9TNWAE
http://erogedownload.com/downloads/addons/utawarerumono-voice-patch/

>> No.6411256

>>6411249
Because we have a lot of retarded people like you.

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>> No.6411259

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to use a diaper. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

>> No.6411262

>>6411256
Yep, sure do.

>> No.6411263

best thread on /jp/

and it's not because of the camwhore, but the delicious rage

>> No.6411264

post tits and face

I need a good laugh

>> No.6411265

For nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.

Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breed

And yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.

Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery...

>> No.6411266

>>6411263
RRAAAAEGGG XDDDDD

Get the fuck out.

>> No.6411267

>>6411248
My hands are really fucking small, generally most girls do have bigger hands. If I shaved them I might be able to trick /jp/ into thinking they're girl hands, but shaving my arms seems difficult.

>> No.6411268

>>6411257
>He uses filters!

laughingcamwhores.jpg.exe

>> No.6411269

Hi /jp/,

When I see /b/tards posting every day about how much they hate being single and how girls have fucked them over, I feel truly bad. Everyone goes through times where they feel lonely, but that doesn't make it easy, and it's a feeling nobody deserves.

You may think that you will be single forever, or that you are marred by some flaw that will keep any decent girl from wanting you, be it acne, your physique, or your ability to interact comfortably with girls. However, I promise that this is not the case.

There is something about you that makes you irreplaceable to the right girl. The right girl might not be a 10/10, but she is the right girl for you, and as such, you will think she's beautiful. All of you are attractive in some way, even the niggers. Maybe you are funny, or you are smart, or you are dependable, or you are just good at listening. The girl who is worth your heart will see these things in you and you will be in love and happy.

I'm ashamed for how my sex treats you sometimes. Like a lot of guys, a lot of girls look for the wrong things in a partner. It seems like everywhere you look, people just want somebody who is "hot" and "charismatic." You've wanted a lot of girls who haven't given you the time of day. However, you are better off for having these girls pass you by, because they are vapid, shallow, stupid bitches.

Someday you will find somebody who loves you deeply and completely. When this happens, I hope you realize that all of the time spent striking out was worth it, because it led you to something wonderful.

I love all of you and wish that you could love yourselves. Things will fall into place in each and every one of your lives. Just hold tight until then.

>> No.6411272

ATTENTION NEWGROUNDERS,

FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTIAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUEMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.

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>>6411266

>> No.6411276

>>6411216
>implying anyone but the OP and her epic raid u guys XD LOL so random friends are taking this thread seriously.

>> No.6411280

>>6411268
That's not a filter you fucktard.

Jesus christ. People don't use the 4chan extension? Hahaha oh wow.

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>>6411268

>> No.6411285

1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology.

2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget.

3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce.

4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell.

5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved

6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug.

7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up.

8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first.

over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble.

10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget

11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow.

12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck

13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect

>> No.6411286

>>6411263
You know, when it comes to posters of your level, even expecting someone to "rage" a delusion of grandeur. Really, you make the average hikikomori look like a huge success. Sad, really.

>> No.6411287

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

>> No.6411288

so much mad

>> No.6411289

>>6411272
Shut up, Spewer and Super Meat boy were great.

>> No.6411290

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>> No.6411295

>>6411066
who are you ?
why are you posting here ?
do you like /jp/ related stuff ?

>> No.6411296

>>6411286
As one who never leaves his house, though I don't call myself a hikikomori because there are those people who get angry and say only Japanese people can be that, I'm slightly insulted by that.

>> No.6411297

Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, contacted the mods on IRC and e-mailed moot.

>> No.6411299

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! we also watch naruto bcuz sauske is sooooooooo cool!!!1
lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

pic is soooooooo ment to be!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

>> No.6411303

>>6411276
>implying epic raid friends
These are just your usual /jp/ tripfriends and e-celebrities up to their standard games

>> No.6411305

>control+F
>3dpg
nothing
>3d pig disgusting
nothing
I don't know what the fuck is happening but someone call the maid

>> No.6411306

Really now, guys?

>> No.6411307

Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold. Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help. The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape.

>> No.6411308

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>> No.6411309

Can you post the aikido copy pasta, I don't have those saved.

>> No.6411310

>>6411297
lol no one gives a shit butthurt faggot

>> No.6411314

Came home after long walk at night. It's now 11:29 my time. see this first page. quick skim of thread see ghost on shirt. HNNNGG. felt compelled to post. I'm a softy for cute things.

>> No.6411315
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6411315

I appreciate this copypasta spam, please keep it up.

>> No.6411316

OP´s gone?

Fuck.

Fucking hit and run trolls

>> No.6411319

>>6411307
He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in. He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue. Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate. Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope. He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body. Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in. "Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

>> No.6411320

Must you guys spam report and sage?

I would have liked to have a civil discussion with her to prove my friend wrong.

He'll think he won now, just because your spamming is making him win by default.

>> No.6411321

>>6411316
I'm not gone. :3

>> No.6411323

I want to have the same t-shirt.
;_;

>> No.6411324

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I RECIEVED YOUR MEMO CONCERNING LAST WEEKS LUNCHEON, AND I MUST SAY I REALLY ENJOYED MYSELF. YOUR SISTER, WHO APPARENTLY DECIDED TO ATTEND THE PARTY WEARING A STUNNING SILK DRESS, GAVE MY GARGANTUAL ENORMOUS PULSATING COLUMN OF FLESH NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO EXTEND AND ERECT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL, THE SIZE OF WHICH I CAN HARDLY EXPRESS IN WORDS. AT THE SIGHT OF MY IMMENSE MEAT HAMMER, I FOUND YOUR SISTER BEGGING AND MOANING, ON HER KNEES, FOR JUST ONE TASTE OF MY ZIMMER SPECIAL. THE RESULT WAS INEVITABLE; YOUR SISTER WAS INSTANTLY BLOWN ACROSS THE ROOM AS MY COLOSSAL HOSE EXPLODED IN A TORRENT OF MY DNA PUDDING. IT TOOK HER 2 HOURS TO REMOVE THE THICK LAYER OF MY SPECIAL NUT BATTER FROM HER FACE, AND EVEN THOUGH I STRONGLY DISCOURAGED IT, SHE DECIDED TO CONSUME THE ENTIRE QUANTITY OF MY HE-SALSA, THE VOLUME OF WHICH COULD EASILY FILL A INDUSTRIAL SIZED FUEL TANK. I GUARANTEE IT.

>> No.6411327

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi(small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

>> No.6411330

>>6411323
Buy it. :)

>> No.6411331

I'm an alien who implanted a piece of metal in >>1's body.
The other day I visited the earth, abducted >>1 as a sample of the earthlings. I tampered with his body to gather data of the earthlings.
But I made a terrible mistake.
>>1's fat body is a nonstandardized article as an earthling.
He is unemployed, and on top of that he has no friends.
All day long he is sitting in front of the personal computer, clattering clattering, clattering the keyboard.
I am fed up with this job.
Boss from mother planet yelled at me for this failure.
He said, "Select your specimen more carefully!"
This is the first penalty I get since I have been assigned to The Earth Observation Party.
The human mutilation is not easy task.
Next year I am demoted to the charge of the cattle mutilation.
I am just about to go to The Area 51.
As for >>1, I leave him entirely up to you. Do as you like.

>> No.6411332

>>6411066
Hey OP we have the same keyboard. Do you put paper/tape over the num/caps/scrlock LEDs too?

>> No.6411334

>>6411321
Tell us about yourself, would you? You're so cute, and you look like you have really good taste as far as entertainment multimedia and clothing, so I'd love to know more.

>> No.6411336

>>6411330
If I only knew where.

>> No.6411337
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I'll give you a hand

>> No.6411339

>let's spam this thread with copypasta XD

fucking retarded

>> No.6411340

In AD 2008... bird was beggining
Anonymous-What happen?
Anonymous2-somebody set up us the bird
Anonymous3-we get spaghetti
Anonymous-what?
Anonymous3-main oven turn on
Anonymous-its penne
BIRDS-how are you Anonymous?
BIRDS-all your pasta are belong to us
BIRDS-you are on the way to coction
Anonymous-what you say!?
BIRDS-you have no chance to survive make your trenne
BIRDS-HA HA HA!

>> No.6411341

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>> No.6411342

>>6411314
Just remind yourself she's sucked at least a dozen cocks.
Than you'll feel disgusted by her even when she wears cute clothes.

>> No.6411343

>>6411334
>you're so cute

you haven't seen her face yet, why do faggots like you go ape shit whenever they see a pair of tits ?

>> No.6411345

At least I can always count on shit threads to refill my copypasta folder.
Stay classy, /jp/.

>> No.6411346

>>6411330
>buy
Enjoy your money drain. I'll just be sitting here in the single pair of clothes I toss out for new ones every birthday because all my mother can think of sending, and all she call afford really, is more clothes.

>> No.6411348
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>> No.6411349

>>6411339
Beat me to it.

Also, I'm quite sure it's only 2 or 3 people bumping this thread. Just take it easy and report the thread, guys.

>> No.6411350

I lay hidden in a crater about 15 meters away from the Moon King. His guards are no where insight, so I seize the opportunity by dashing foward at speed only known to the cheetahs. I swiftlly pull out my hidden blade which is the same kitchen knife my father used to murder my mother when I was 8, he proceded to give me this knife as if it were some family heirloom. Which I obviously kept for that was the only father son moment I had with him before he went to prison. Anyways with the kitchen knife quickly at the throat of the Moon King, I begin cutting at it very slowly as I show him his printed post history. Seein his life flash before his very eyes. As he bleeds out I use the remainder of the time to give him omega wedgies and when he dies he poops two turds out, but since I gave him such great wedgies it was like he was wearing a thong so when he pooped his turds split in half so it looked like he pooped four turds in total. I then update my facebook to "I'm the new moon king" and fart while doing it because its microblogging.

such a muderous era of kings and queens.

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>>6411332
Haha, yes. :D

>> No.6411353

My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

>> No.6411355

>>6411343
Nobody who browses /jp/ could be ugly.
To me, /jp/, you're always super special. That's why I am here with you.

>> No.6411358

HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSO TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF YOU ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUNG AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.


SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONIJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.
(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

>> No.6411360

>>6411352
>>6411332
This was clearly a setup.

>> No.6411361
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6411361

You do this manually, spammer-san? Because it's so hard..

>> No.6411363

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /b/...

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

>> No.6411365

>>6411355
Please, even assuming you're not trolling, even the most normal of normals would no longer care about her if she fit appearance requirements which did not mesh at all with his genetic conditioning.

>> No.6411366

>>6411352
Aw. she loves Celtic knots and doesn't afraid to post pictures.

>> No.6411368

>Camwhore
How disgusting. You should do something more productive, like watching anime or browsing /jp/ without stating your gender.

>> No.6411370

Maxim will die.

But his soul will chose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest, and he will be at Parcelyte.

Erim who loves Maxim want to be with him too and want to be in a time when Maxim'd love her, but since he already loves Selan it'll go in time when Maxim's decendant is born, and became Lufia

>> No.6411376
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>> No.6411379

>Manually spamming

Really pathetic, spammer.

>> No.6411381

SORRY TO BREAK YOUR BUBBLES THERE, BROTHERS, BUT NO AMOUNT OF MOANIN' AND CRYIN' IS GOING TO CHANGE THE ONE SINGLE FACT THAT REALLY MATTERS IN ALL THIS: RYUUJI CHOSE TAIGA, BROTHER, AND WITHOUT CONSIDERING EITHER OF THOSE TWO LOSERS EVEN FOR A SECOND!

THE THING YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER, DUDES, IS THAT TAIGA WAS THE ONLY CHOICE FOR HIM THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE DARN SERIES, BROTHER! THE FACT THAT THEY WERE GOING TO HOOK-UP WAS SHOWN IN THE *TITLE* OF THE ANIME! WHAT WAS HE GONNA DO? CHOOSE A SCHEMING, MANIPULATIVE JEZEBEL LIKE AMI WHO ONLY PRETENDED TO BE HIS BRO SO SHE COUD SINK HER GREEDY LITTLE HOOKS INTO HIM AND KEEP HIM AWAY FROM TRUE LOVE, BROTHER? WAS HE SUPPOSED TO MARRY A SPORTS-MINDED TOMBOY SPACE-CADET WHO SECRETLY HATES HERSELF SO MUCH THAT SHE REJECTED THE GUY SHE LOVED AND SHOVED HIM OFF ON HER SUPPOSED 'BEST FRIEND'? TO THAT I SAY 'NO WAY', BROTHER! CHOOSING TAIGA WAS AS SIMPLE AS CHOOSING MOM, OLD GLORY AND APPLE PIE, BROTHER! WITH A LITTLE LADY LIKE TAIGA AT HIS SIDE, BROTHER, RYUUJI CAN TAKE HIS VITAMINS, SAY HIS PRAYERS, SALUTE THE AMERCAN FLAG AND LOOK FORWARD TO A BRIGHTER FUTURE THAN HE EVER COULD HAVE HAD WITH EITHER OF THOSE OTHER TWO REJECTS!

WHATCHA GONNA DO? I SAY, WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN TAIGA-MANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?

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>>6411352
ohho.wav

>> No.6411386
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No text derp

>> No.6411388

/JP/.

You know that slow flowing calmness you usually have? Yeah, that. How about you employ that for just a second and stop spamming this. A girl with otaku interests is otaku culture, you can't deny this.

>> No.6411390

>>6411382
I wish I never bought this keyboard, though.

>> No.6411391

>>6411365
What are you trying to imply about my genetic conditioning?

>> No.6411393

Dude seriously, show your fucking face or get the fuck out.

>> No.6411394

You are so fucking reported. I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. "OH MY GOD I POSTED A PICTURE OF SOME FAGGOT POINTING AT A POST NUMBER AND MY NUMBER ENDED IN THREE REPEATED NUMBERS ZOMGROFLMFAO!!!11!!" You listen here you underaged shitdicked little cumguzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really really worry about the state of my generation. Where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL. You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it, and then kill yourself you waste of life. Die.

>> No.6411395

>>6411390
Really? I like it. The half-height keys are comfy to use. Only part I dislike is the shitty media buttons. Playing elona on a normal numpad would suck ass.

>> No.6411396
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>>6411379
>Sa'ten !Saten9Rjjg calling other people pathetic

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magnets

>> No.6411398

>>6411391
That I had sex with your mother to produce it.

>> No.6411399

>>6411280
>4chan extensions

I still can't believe someone as butthurt as you would reply back to me. Anyways.

Nope, I don't use it. It is something I do not need. I write my own greasemonkey scripts.

>> No.6411401

>>6411388
What otaku interests? What has she posted or what in her pictures has anything to do with /jp/ in the slightest?

>> No.6411403
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I'm in here laughing and how pathetic spammer is.

>> No.6411404

I once knew this autistic kid at my school who was absolutely obsessed with Looney Tunes. He'd run throughout the halls with his Bugs Bunny shirt, and would sometimes say "LOO TOONS" out of nowhere for no goddamn reason. Me and my bud found out that he was irritated as hell one week, simply because the timeslot after school where they played Looney Tunes on some channel was taken up by Sonic the Hedgehog, bumping it to some other inconvenient slot. He expressed his hatred of Sonic every other second.

One day, we decided to be dicks and I drew a picture of Sonic, using a picture from Sonic 3's boxart as a reference.

Snickering like little shits, we came up to the fellow. He was wearing a Sylvester shirt that day. I told him we had a present for him, and I handed him my drawing of Sonic.

He stared for a moment, and his eyes bulged. It came out as some sort of snarl, I think. He started low and then it turned into a fucking banshee scream. "sonnnNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICC!" Promptly after that shriek, he literally fell into a grand mal seizure, and me and my bud fucking ran.

He was ok the next day and continued talking about Looney Tunes. But I can't seem to get rid of the guilt of causing an autistic child to go into convulsions at the sight of Sonic the Hedgehog.

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at least copypasta hot fanfiction, retards.

>> No.6411406

>>6411388
>A girl with otaku interests is otaku culture
>Camwhore
No.

>> No.6411408

When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; so I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly, in the back of my mind knowing that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult; I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.

And no, this is not copy pasta.

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>> No.6411410

>>6411401
Maybe the fact that she's on /jp/ in the first place? Shocking, I know.

>> No.6411412

Now seriously, where do I get such a t-shirt?

>> No.6411413

Trees, not waging wars? Best be kidding.

>The roots, nut husks, and leaves secrete a substance into the soil called juglone that is a respiratory inhibitor to some plants, such as this tomato that was grown too close to a black walnut tree. A number of other plants (most notably white birch) are also poisoned by juglone, and should not be planted in close proximity to a black walnut.

Fuck yes, yandere tree. Your garden is for it and only for it. No other trees allowed to live. They will asphyxiate painfully for their trespassion. Sometimes one of those destroy entire would-be gardens.

Also strangler figs. Your massive trunk that you spent the last 200 years developing? Yeah I'm going to grow on it and slowly starve you to death in 20 years.

Other plants compete in root space, except when they're from the same parents, in which case they cooperate.

You can read a study here:

http://www.landesbioscience.com/journals/cib/article/10118

Also, when eaten by caterpillars, trees secrete a chemical that attracts wasps that lay eggs in said caterpillars which are eaten alive by their larvae. Not to mention bullthorn acacias that keep a swarm of ants as bodyguards.

Trees are masters of warfare.

>> No.6411414
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>>6411403
You gonna get taken home.

>> No.6411414,1 [INTERNAL] 

All other posters below me are cocksucking low life mongrels.

>> No.6411414,2 [INTERNAL] 

mongrel reporting in

>> No.6411414,3 [INTERNAL] 

All other posters above me are cocksucking low life mongrels.

>> No.6411414,4 [INTERNAL] 

>only contact /jp/ will have with a real girl all day
>thread deleted
Good job, guys.

>> No.6411414,5 [INTERNAL] 

Now, I'll never get that t-shirt, well done!

>> No.6411414,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,4
Get the fuck out. How was this in any way related to /jp/? You are a shitposter who probably was in that thread bumping like a retard. You should really go back to where you came from.

>> No.6411414,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,6
And you were born and raised on /jp/ right? Jeez.

>> No.6411414,8 [INTERNAL] 

I'm starting to believe in the whole "3rd party shitting up /jp/ conspiracy" theory.
Saten spammer, IluvOP and OP seem to be related.

>> No.6411414,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,5
Heyyy, http://newyorker.de/

It's me here. :3

>> No.6411414,10 [INTERNAL] 

I'm sorry to say but it is true that the OP did not started the thread properly if anything else it's main purpose was to cause a ruckus while she watches and giggles in delight.

>> No.6411414,11 [INTERNAL] 

Who is butthurt enough to shit up /jp/ all day every day though?

>> No.6411414,12 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,10
/jp/ literally doesn't care about being trolled or whatever

>> No.6411414,13 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,10
Even if she did start the thread properly, having a vagina does not warrant a thread.

>> No.6411414,14 [INTERNAL] 

and this thread was pretty tame compared to the previous camwhore threads we had

>> No.6411414,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,11
Sion, /bun/, tripfag circlejerk, virtual friends circlejerk, irl circlejerk... and the list goes on.

>> No.6411414,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,3
No you! Anonymous-san!

>> No.6411414,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,14
There were other threads like this? Fuck, where was I? This is the first I remember seeing on /jp/.

If you didn't cause an outrage when this happened we might get more girls posting.

>> No.6411414,18 [INTERNAL] 

What does it feel like to be a hot mother of 10 year old boy, married to a man who is always off on business trips but is faithful to me, only for me to be seduced by every young (16 - 25~) guy I meet and fucked hard, my big tits bouncing everywhere, at first, I'd feel guilt and shame for betraying my beloved husband but the dicks in me would make me not care, and I'd become obsessed with sucking off and being a cumdump for young guys until my son sees me one day and the guys tell him to join in, and it turns out he has a huge cock and I deepthroat it and we fuck every single day and by the time he's 16, he's already sold me off as a whore so many times he can't remember, and he'd never need to work because I make money for him by being a prostitute.

Truly, the best way to ensure your child has a happy future.

>> No.6411414,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,17
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S1786628


and why do you want girls posting?
you can't do anything with them on the internet

>> No.6411414,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,18
Are you a baka? Why are you posting http://www.japanesebirdcookingspaghetti.info/ in spiritual Ghost form?, you baka.

>> No.6411414,21 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,19
ahh i remember when sion sucked my dick when i posted as haruhi1994 good times

>> No.6411414,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,9
Yea, thanks, but any explicit link? Preferably something where I can order it online, I would hate having to buy my clothes in the store.

>> No.6411414,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,19
Hey, at least this one shows her face, I pity her for having a disfigured facial characteristics.

>> No.6411414,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,22
I can't find any. :( It seen that they stopped selling this shirt, it started selling in early 2010 and I bought one at that time, then I bought second (different color) few weeks ago and it was like the last in the store.

>> No.6411414,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,19
God I wish /a/ archive stored full pictures. That would be impossible on several levels, I know, but it would be the best.

And that entirely depends on our reaction to them. /jp/ is making it so girls can't post themselves, to avoid trouble caused by themselves. It's a vicious cycle.

>> No.6411414,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,24
Well ok, thanks anyway.

>> No.6411414,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,24
do you like /jp/ related stuff ?

>> No.6411414,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,27
Nah, I'm only into CLAMP and Final Fantasy. :3

>> No.6411414,29 [INTERNAL] 

I don't know what upsets me more, a camwhore in /jp/ or the use of spam to get rid of it.

You people disgust me.

>> No.6411414,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,29
Oh just shut the fuck up already and go cry in a corner.

>> No.6411414,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,29
>upset

Get out bro. Chill, and then come back.

>> No.6411414,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,30
Chessy you meanie ;_;
*goes find myself a corner too cry*

>> No.6411414,33 [INTERNAL] 

Jesus you tards had to continue with this on easymodo? How bored can you get?

>> No.6411414,34 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,33
How about you?

>> No.6411414,35 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,34
I check easymodo once a day, my nigga.

>> No.6411414,36 [INTERNAL] 

xD

>> No.6411414,37 [INTERNAL] 

Oh guess what nigs, downtime.

>> No.6411414,38 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,35
I don't know you are such a busy person, Sion.

>> No.6411414,39 [INTERNAL] 

I have such a posting hangover right now.

>> No.6411414,40 [INTERNAL] 

JELLY MEIDO

>> No.6411414,41 [INTERNAL] 

Yes, well, I am looking for a kopipe, it can't be Yoshinoya (thats japanese for ramen) or any overused meme. It has to be of 2 or more bun (thats japanese for 2 sentences) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really okashii (funny). Also It has to be about 10-20 internets. And the seller has to post screenshots of it first (i wanted to make shure it was okashii [funny]). And it would have been nice if it came with matching Ascii Art (WITH witty comments). OH! and it CANNOT have had any weeaboo text, or been made up. It has to be made of real-life experiences, or something like that. Also it would have be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a kopipe similar to the one im describing in 4chan, but it was 1 bun, and i didnt want my tsuri (trolling) to touch my other posts (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments is more okashii).

>> No.6411414,42 [INTERNAL] 

The girl is very pretty, she looks a little like Anne hathaway.

Inb4 Normalfag.

>> No.6411414,43 [INTERNAL] 

>225 replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
Sometimes I hate you guys.
Now is one of those times.

>> No.6411414,44 [INTERNAL] 

>>not a single naked pic

I'm glad the maid deleted this disney camwhore's thread.

>> No.6411414,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,43
I hate you too.
>>6411414,44
I could post nude pictures of my imouto if you want.

>> No.6411414,46 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,45
Pictures of random girls on the Internet != nude pictures of [your] imouto.

>> No.6411414,47 [INTERNAL] 

God OP is so fucking cute.

>> No.6411414,48 [INTERNAL] 

fun fact: it's a boy

>> No.6411414,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,47
Sure. Why ghostbump this thread though?

>> No.6411414,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,49
Someone posted the original pic today >>7070988 and I went searching for the original thread.

>> No.6411414,51 [INTERNAL] 

Bumping for her other images!

>> No.6411414,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,51
Please ban this guy.

>> No.6411414,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,51

1 - it's a guy, that used to have a shitty neckbeard
2 - kill yourself

>> No.6411414,54 [INTERNAL] 

up :D

>> No.6411414,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,54
Thanks. Please someone post the rest of the pictures ITT or upload them somewhere.

>> No.6411414,56 [INTERNAL] 

This was just some /g/ tripfag, his name was White Girl or something.

>>6411414,8
lel

>> No.6411414,57 [INTERNAL] 

>>6411414,56
Oh frig I remember who you were talking about.

!4chan2arx2 (or whatever her name was) was better. She was 17 and delivered nudes.

>> No.6411414,58 [INTERNAL] 

uhm guys
Why did no one else notice that the year is wrong?

>> No.6411414,59 [INTERNAL] 

Scroll up baka ecchan

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