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SO THIS FEMALE MIDGET WITH REALLY BIG TITS WALKS INTO A DIRTY, RUN DOWN BAR. SHE CAN SMELL THE STENCH OF URINE WAFTING THROUGH THE AIR. SHE MAKES HER WAY TOWARDS THE BAR, HIGH HEELS CRUSHING PEANUTS LEFT ON THE FLOOR FROM DAYS GONE BY.

"HEY BARDTENDER, CAN I GET A FUCK... ERM, I MEAN A DRINK?"

"HEY CUNT, I THINK YOU CAN GET BOTH", THE BARTENDER SAYS AS HE WHIPS OUT HIS 12" MAN MEAT AND SLAPS HER IN THE FACE.

"OH, I THINK THAT WILL DO JUST FINE". SHE GETS ON HER KNEES AND PROCEDES TO STROKE HIS COCK.

"FUCK, ARE YOU G.I. JANE? YOU HAVE A KUNG FU GRIP!" HE REPLIES AS HIS FACE CONTORTS IN PLEASURE.

"HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA, WHY DON'T YOU STICK IT IN MY PUSSY I'M DRIPPING WET FOR YOU".

THE BARTENDER FROWNS FOR A SECOND, ONLY TO BURST OUT IN A HUGE GRIN. "LOL K."

HE PICKS HER UP AND LAYS HER ON HER STOMACH ACROSS A BARSTOOL. THE BARTENDER GRABS A HOLD OF HIS THROBBING ERECTION AND INSERTS IT UNLUBBED INTO HER SWELLED VAGINAL ORIFICE.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YES. PLEASE DO FUCK ME HARDER. EYYYY, OH YES I LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO IT LIKE THAT. OH YESSSSSS" SHE SHOUTS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS.

IN AND OUT, IN AND OUT, HIS PENIS MOVING LIKE TRAIN GOING FORWARDS AND REVERSE THROUGH A DARK TUNNEL.

HE PUNCHES HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD, PULLS OUT HIS PENIS, PICKS HER UP, PLACES HER ON HER FEET AND SPINS HER AROUND.

"ARE YOU READY FOR ME TO SHOOT MY EJACULATION ALL OVER YOUR FACE?"

"OH YES, I AM HUNGRY FOR YOUR CUM."

PUNCHES HER IN THE FACE AND SHOOTS HIS STEAMING HOT LOAD ALL OVER HER LITTLE TINY CHILDLIKE FACE.

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>BARDTENDER
Are the bards spoony?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6405096
Midgets have dyxlexia, do not make fun of this.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay.

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[Anonymous No.]

Bump

[Anonymous No.]

How I met you mother.

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>>6405591
Isn't that a TV show?