/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ post songs that are VERY inappropriate for Touhou games, but fit the mood. For example, "Move Bitch, Get Out The Way" for Marisa's theme,

[Anonymous No.]

>"Move Bitch, Get Out The Way"
And this is why I am a hikki.

[Anonymous No.]

I mentioned this before, but playing almost any Rush album in place of the original game music makes the game feel like an epic sci-fi adventure.

Try it. It's awesome shit.

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

>>6404493
man you're crazy

[jomod No.]

ass off nigger sanae

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404489
nigga that's a good song

"Hey Ya" for Aya

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404493
>playing X instead of the original game music

[Anonymous No.]

Well, pretty much any Western music wouldn't sound appropriate in a Touhou game. I can't think of necessarily inappropriate e.g bad music, so much as music that incidentally fits in with certain Touhous in some way.

On a long drive back to my hometown one time I went through and assigned at least 20 various songs to Touhous that fit somehow. I forgot most of the assignments I made but whatever, I just did it to amuse myself anyway.

For example, this one should obviously be Iku's song. If I ever upload a Soku video of my Iku, I'm totally going to use this as the bgm-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x1K5UH2nek

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404489
>>6404506
OP here, almost forgot I'm trying to make a thbgm.dat localized to da hood. Part of prank I'm playing on a hikki friend of mine.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonforce on lunatic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404517
>>6404518
That's the idea, to make something so clean and good into something truly awful yet fitting. So basically my weaboo semi-hikki friend thinks ZUN's music is the only good music out there and that Touhou is the only danmaku.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, there is one theme that goes well with Touhou:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0YZTYci5yo&ob=av2n

Fits in perfectly with Patchy or any other NEET-types.

[Anonymous No.]

"Drop it like it's Hot" for Mokou

[Anonymous No.]

WATCH ME GRAZE THAT DAN MOCK U
WATCH ME GRAZE THAT DAN MOCK U

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6tZtiM0T10
Nue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404526
but patches listens to hiphop and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Flandre or Suwako, "I Like Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBtPf7FOoM

This song was practically written for her. Unintentionally, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404530
But it's all about being a useless NEET. It's perfect. Hell that song would be perfect to describe /jp/ actually, only if it wasn't Western.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

HOW'D YOU GET MY PICTURE OP :O

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404533
I'd say http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66FFScgTOcQ or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0rV88Ev-og are good candidates for a /jp/ mixtape too

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404534
I... I have my ways...

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko's theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJDLRCXR2ZM

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcAXMoGWVa4
Wriggle.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_8IXx4tsus&ob=av2n

More because I can't really think of something better for Hong, other than that Kung Fu Fighting song .. only, does Hong even use kung fu? I don't think it's ever stated what her martial art actually is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404551

No way, Kung Fu Fighting is stupid and light-hearted .. yet likable, just like Hong. And I like that song and find its music video hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

[Anonymous No.]

Couldn't find a recording of it on youtube or anything. I'm sure it's on a myspooce or something.
Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt!- Snowday!

[Anonymous No.]

Byakuren
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJu_3CPhC4

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Disturbed - Indestructible

is more or less Kaguya's definitive tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSF2i0rU_Q8

FROM THE OTHER SIDE A TERROR TO BEHOLD
ANNIHILATION WILL BE UNAVOIDABLE
EVERY BROKEN ENEMY WILL KNOW
THAT THEIR OPPONENT HAD TO BE INVINCIBLE

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0XLKcMoXRE

One word: Perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvfYEdGmkqE

[Anonymous No.]

Ok so I need something for themes for Mystia, Kaguya, Keine, Reisen, Tewi, and Eirin.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6404569

dude

>>6404563

[Anonymous No.]

I was thinking you should probably have something for stage themes. I think Thriller would be an interesting song for some stage in IN or EoSD. I dunno though, I'm not very good at this sort of thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404572
But no one likes Disturbed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404565
doesn't quite fit it Though awful enough for the effect.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6404579

Yes, and?

[Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma No.]

Kinda melancholy, and has eyes in the title.

I thought it fit Reisen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw8nXCx5qgo

[Anonymous No.]

orin
let the bodies hit the floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404578
Umm, no, Orin already has dibs on Thriller.

[Anonymous No.]

Cirno- Ice Ice baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404590

Oh well never mind. I wanted that song in so either way though. Let's see what I can find that might fit other characters/stages.

[Anonymous No.]

Reisen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnGaEk0rZdU

Koakuma
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7I5UaB7mx4

and the piece de resistance - Alice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z-hEyVQDRA

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404569
>Reisen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k_dt8xAOy4

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404591

No. This Cirno's song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_1XdSqBQUg

[Anonymous No.]

Absolutely perfect for Marisa imo, reflects her thuggish and over-the-top nature + I can guaran-fucking-tee she's a metalhead (if she knows that metal exists).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3ONXlI2k0k

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa's theme to a T.

Money Ho's and Power, by UGK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMhKWB4BeOs

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is just asking for normalfag music to be posted under a thinly veiled /jp/ related excuse.

I may as well ask, "What movies do you think your favorite touhou would enjoy? Live action ones, I mean."

Or "what popular television show would you watch with your touhou and why?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404614

>I don't know what real music is and can't participate in the thread, so I'll just write everything else off as normalfag shit and go listen to Miku's Pi Po Pi for the 500th time

This thread is greatly amusing for people who actually have something resembling taste in music. Which believe it or not, is not mutually exclusive to normalfags. Hell, being a NEET for years expanded my musical tastes beyond my wildest dreams because I had free reign to spend all day listening to everything out there. Bridging new ideas to Touhou is how the fanon expands, don't hold it back unless you don't like fanon having free reign to do what it likes, in which case you really shouldn't be a Touhou fan in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404614

You could go with "What movie scene best describes a Touhou character?"

Example: Cirno or Letty using their power.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E87raPj9m0A&feature=related

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404614
Why must you state the obvious? At least the post wasn't one of those "does /jp/ like ________?" threads

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, ADDING DIFFICULTY: LUNATIC MODE

ALL THEMES MUST BE RAP MUSIC

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404623
Because although that much is obvious this thread continues to get posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404624
It's not like /jp/ is allergic to everything normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404624
Is it really bothering you that this thread continues to get posts or are you just bored and bullshitting like the rest of us?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6404627

Touhou is confirmed normalfag media, replete with normalfags dancing to Touhou themes with their friends.

It's silly to say that /jp/ recoils from normalfag stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404620
OP here, I don't know what normalfag music is, and I'm sort of hoping that some people in /jp/ have enough knowledge of normalfag and touhou to help me make a truly awful(yet fitting) touhou re-BGM.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404627
Some of us are and I want you to die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404631
I can confirm that this is true among normalfags. Touhou's gone semi-mainstream now.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6404640

One of these days I am going to go to the mall and take pictures of the trendy Azn and White kids wearing Touhou shirts.

I HATE the mall. I try to avoid it as much as I can, so don't hold your breath for this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404641
Unfortunately for both of us, that isn't happening anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404622

That's actually EASY MODO.

[Anonymous No.]

HARD MODO: Everything must be an anime theme.
LUNATIC MODO: Nothing composed after 1900.

[Anonymous No.]

2 years ago: /jp/ talks about jazz and classical music.
today: /jp/ talks about middle-of-the-road pop WITH TOUHOU

How low we have fallen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404647
Hard Mode sounds like legitimate /jp/ content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404652
I would love to talk about jazz and classical music, but the meido would probably delete it.

Meanwhile, this shit stays on the first page.

Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404654
/jp/ != /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404646

Forgot to give an example:
Remiu before and after she fights a boss character.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-UXqndiBHE

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404652
i recall monitoring /jp/ since its beginning, and it has always been 80% touhou/15% other garbage/5% everything else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404657
OP looks like an obvious inside joke to me. No reason to delete jokes. Who could have imagined people will take it seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404667
Yeah, well, remember ZUN > Vivaldi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404642
where I live, that scene is reality. Apparently some hipsters have caught on to it. Each time I visit the MAUL, I see more and more of them. At current doubling rates, Touhou will be mainstream by February of next year.

This is a scary situation, given recent weabooification experiments I have carried out. As Touhou exposure tends to induce waifuism in 99% of all test subjects(even females). Waifuism tends to cause test subjects to prefer virtual 'waifus' over reproductive urges. In tests performed on weaboos with an advanced form of waifuism, it was found that they would prefer a figurine/dakimakura/plushy of their 'waifu' to an opportunity for sex. In a sense, the net effect of waifuism, is that the subject will not reproduce.

Given current rates of Weabooification, the human population could drop drastically, resulting in extinction of the human race no later than 2100.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404677
Sounds like cause for a celebration. But first, has this seen peer review?

[Anonymous No.]

I have played through EoSD with these two songs on loop. Feels good man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7v542EmXac

>captcha: flow pantaloons

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404680
Yes and the work will soon be published in Nature Memetics.

Celebrate? You should be alarmed, these new weaboos are why Ika Musume is rated the #1 anime this season. They also tend to create CIRNO IS A BAKA threads. Though I haven't done the statistical analysis to confirm this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404699
>>6404699
So in layman's terms, we're fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6404699
No, no, I wish to celebrate the extinction of the human race. Suffering through a few decades to see it is fine by me.