/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

WOW this board is fucking terrible.
Lets examine why for a second.

Front page
>My /jp/ cant be this retarded.
>Do you use 4chan X?
>I love Hina's face!
>green text story copy pasta shit

Really /jp/? What the FUCK does this have to do with Otaku "culture"

CULTURE- a particular society at a particular time and place; "early Mayan civilization"

So tell me, what the FUCK makes you think this is culture? Anime weeaboo tripfaggotry bullshit doesn't cut it.

Your move, faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

shut up nerd

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - NEET & Hikikomori/General

[Anonymous No.]

OP's right!
WHAT HAVE WE DONE!

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Tea Brewing/General

[Anonymous No.]

We've been constantly spammed by faggots from a certain friend group for months, and the only thing we can do about it is reporting their posts and hoping the janitor is awake. Ignoring their threads doesn't work and mods don't exist here.

By the way, for the sake of curiosity - what do you believe would count as "otaku" culture? Depending on the answer, you might have to get the fuck out.

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6401918
Hats.

[Anonymous No.]

OP's butt is MAD AS FUCK and OWNED 4 LYFE

Pic related, it's OP at the restaurant

[Anonymous No.]

It is your turn to have autism, OP!

[Anonymous No.]

>He holds 4chan to decent standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401920
Serious question, OP:

Are you a homosexual?

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6401921
PFFFT, eat a bag of rotting dicks.

You are just upset that I pointed out this boards massive flaws, and terrible habits.

Nothing posted here has shit to do with otaku culture.

Deal with it, nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401932
>Nothing posted here has shit to do with otaku culture.

Thank God, that means we're doing our job right.

[Anonymous No.]

A fine case of /jp/ being retarded and bumping the thread rather than the OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401932
>PFFFT, eat a bag of rotting dicks.

Oh God, you mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401920
Welcome to this board. Please enjoy your time and try to not make too many off-topic posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401942
Newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

it went to shit when Meido auto-deleted Saten

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401916
This. /jp/ is for elegant young maidens to discuss the art of tea brewing, types of teas and the ailments they can be used against, proper tea party etiquette and so on. Once in a year, they gather together in annual /jp/ soiree (also known as the /jp/ meetup) to strengthen the bonds between Anonymous, many of whom decide to form yuri relationships with their fellow ladies.

So, what are you drinking nowadays, /jp/? I'm partial to spearmint tea myself.

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6401955
NO, stop this fucking faggotry at once!

This is off topic as shit. Why do you insist on discussing it here.

You are the currently, in your state. The least effective, and constantly OFF TOPIC board on all of "4chan" as a whole.

EVEN /v/ HAS MORE power than you faggots.
Fuck sake, they were able to create a POKEMON board.

What have you ever done?
Discuss brewing tea, and "LOL SO KAWAII *FAPFAP*

This is not how you should be conducting yourselves, what in the flaming bat shit.
You didn't even sage.

>He still faps to cartoons

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401955

Peppermint, I hear it's supposed to alter estrogen levels.

I don't really care if it's a placebo, though, I enjoy it either way.

[Anonymous No.]

Can you fuck off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401961

>cartoons

We call it "Anime" around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>entire board
>off topic

That's not the way things work. Have you considered that what you see actually is on-topic?

[Anonymous No.]

10/10 OP, would rage again actually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401904
Generic trolling. 1/10

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>WOW this board is fucking terrible.
much like your posting

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401961
/a/ was able to create the useless board /jp/

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

Whatever.

It's not like we're gonna get deleted because you posted a shitty meta thread. And people still dare to say we spam our own board with /a/ shit.

Great.

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6401989
What are you? Hm? Some kind of tripfag keeping count of his posts, calling other users "newfriend" or some faggotry?

What a fucking idiot you are, contributing or not. It's your kind that is the fucking cancer.

Cry me a river, you ass pained bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401904
You go to a board called Otaku Culture then get mad when you see all the Anime weeaboo tripfaggotry bullshit like you weren't expecting it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401961
>Fuck sake, they were able to create a furry board.

Fix'd that for you, bub.

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6401961
'scuse me, the one that's considered to be "good threads (Irisu Syndrome TL project, Music threads, etc.)" are hidden under 15 pages of crap. You just have to be patient and find them.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6401997
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

[Anonymous No.]

Why post on a friday? If you were a board regular, you'd know that every friday there is a huge drop in the quality of our posts. Join during midday of the week or the middle of the night(2:01 AM is acceptable) if you wish to enjoy the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401997
Whoops, someone got owned by Suigin too much. Look at how long your reply is, nerd and tell me who's butte is more mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402008
I think you're just an antisemite like all Argentinians.

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

>>6402009

There's a bigger influx of users on Friday. More shitty threads are gonna get posted, but there's also a chance more people will post in the good threads.

It's a double edged sword we have to endure.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6402009
oh yeah it's friday i didn't notice

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402011
Your cock sucking is an embarrassment. Please stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402026
sup samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402026
Sup OP, still buttbombed? Don't worry, some day you'll get better at Blazblue

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402023
I can usually tell because anime spam covers the first page within 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

This is OP thinking he's styling on everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401961
What else am I supposed to masturbate to? Paintings?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6402018
it's in my blood to hate everything

[Anonymous No.]

most of jp user are ugly and want to suicide
i noticed how this imgboard is unrelated and they were all retards (as expected)
typical jp user
-i have no friends and want to die

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6402008
>>6402011
Your tears aren't even delicious, how about you stop crying?

Ready for more seriousness?
I don't think you can handle it, but I'll slide a plate in your direction just to see what happens I suppose.

>in all seriousness.
No, you fumbled the ball instantly when you decided to post with
>Suigin !fKazami5bE

Sorry, but its true. One second! Let me google your faggotry.

Oh thats nice, I've seen you participate in trap threads. Hm, looky there, you also have an unhealthy obsession with some retarded generic white haired, red eye'd anime character that some fat ass japenese guy drew up with his dick out.

>if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.

What are you? Canadian? Where I'm from everyone owns a fire arm, you some kind of -Wait, never mind. You are a faggot. Your tripcode proves it.
>Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays

Oh really? That's strange. I don't remember ever posting here before, unlike you. In fact, I'd say you have been on /jp/ much longer than I have, then how could you argue that I'm the reason this board is shit? When I'm the very person who came here telling you faggots to clean up your act? Talk about self projecting.

Your move.

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6402048
Your writing is horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402029
>>6402038
Detector is broken.
Not all of us fap to tripfags.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

there's nothing cooler than a moron responding to copypasta you post

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402061
Most ironic post of the century.

[Anownymous !CvLzVBjPAs No.]

im teh acptain and the KING of this board b*tch
if u wana fighte then u got it

[David Attenborown No.]

>>6402048
And here, we can notice OP, still hurt from all the OWNage, trying to backpedal and project his mad to the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402051

You are replying to copypasta, newfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402051
>Responding to copy pasta

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402066
You are not Suigin, baby. You don't know shit about being The King.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402070

>look at those ugly 2d bitches.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6402064
I'll google a few yo momma jokes ibbwul (i'll be back with you later)

[Anownymous !CvLzVBjPAs No.]

>>6402072
me and sugin where taht by the same aikido master
i was the RYU and he was the KEN
and now i cast unlimite d OWN works on this thread

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6402067
>implying that was me
>implying I wasn't spending all of that time typing this out >>6402051

>>6402070
>>6402069
Oh the humiliation. I won't be able to sleep tonight! As stated, this is my first time even coming here, and I instantly posted this after seeing all the failure.
How can you truly expect me to know /jp/ memes, and copy pasta if I've never been here? Hm?

[Anonymous No.]

>They are white americans pretending to be japanese cartoons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402051
It's fun that you throw so much effort into those replies. Keep going.

>>6402064
Pic related, hi OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402083
Reading the archive or lurking.

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6402093
I do try, I do.
Unlike /jp/. They just kinda throw shit out there, and see where it lands.

[Anonymous No.]

I visited /jp/ for the first time in a couple of weeks and this is the only thread I'm lurking. What the fuck is wrong with me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402083

Go back to facebook, newfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402083
spend more time typing replies to copypasta, buugum lmao

>Timmy, it's dinner time
>Not now, mommy, I'm typing responses for Suigin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402092

Nah, there's a ton of europeans and spics on /jp/

I'm a spic

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6402083
OP, I suggest you leave now; this thread's gone to the dogs.

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

>>6402083

You know...

...for a newcomer, you COULD have posted a better thread. I believe you would be welcomed instead of being shitstormed.

Nah, who am I kidding. You're just here for some laughs. That's what trolls come to /jp/ for. I also suppose you're a new troll? You chose a bad place to start your carreer, trollfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402102
We don't throw shit, we throw dicks

And they land right IN YOUR ASS. Your tears on the floor are the best evidence.

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6402108
I do not have a facebook, myspace, or twitter account.

Those are nothing more than things created by the government to track, and spy on you. Don't believe me? Check your facebook security settings. It has all kinds of gaping security holes, and loops in that page you agreed to but never read.

It's not healthy to use those sites, and it endangers us. Just saying.
You are brave for using them though, I'll give that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402111

Where are they in MMA? Oh that's right the majority of them are too scared to compete and the aikidokas who do get their asses kicked.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever been in love, OP?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6402118
if you call that trolling
he pretty much does this:
>greentext
heh you are a pathetic swine your rueful posting career is as cancerous as your existence
please stop projecting a shadow and die you gross mammal! *sips soda out of a champagne glass*

[Anonymous No.]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT im tired of your shit about aikido being a powerful martial art. its not even a fucking real martial art you fucking dumb weeaboo shit. all those fancy throws and submissions are the exact same bullshit you see in fake american wrestling shows. you use aikido in a fight against any real professional fighter you'll get your ass kicked. period. fucking stupid weeaboos

[Anonymous No.]

Anonymous Tue Sep 21 20:01:21 2010 No.6166985

Years ago, I was a Gap youkai, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I manipulated the boundary of life and death, he reversed it like I was a mere Rumia. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing Danmaku Bounded Field, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402123
Oooh, look at the kiddie, he's afraid of socialising. I bet you use a fake name on your steam account too, noob. It also helps so they don't know who you are when you get OWNED to the SKY

[Anonymous No.]

Have some love handles that you would love to get rid of?

There is a way. A quick way.

Aikido.

You will be down to 10% body fat by the forth month, while learning the most effective martial arts at the same time. I used to have fat around my stomach area, did Aikido, now my six pack can be seen by all the ladies.

Become fit and kick ass at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

For real, what does an Aikido practitioner do against a trained wrestler?

The way I see it, if a wrestler is careful and gets into grab range he will have an advantage.
As far as I know Aikido isn't about throwing punches, and that's just great for a wrestler who's main objective is to get a superior position.

And if the wrestler would get into a superior position, then it would be over, all of wrestling is to get into the superior position and maintain it.
All of the wrestler's training would have gone into it, wheras the aikido practitioner wouldn't be trained for the same situations.

What would an aikido practitioner do?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6402125
they are banned from MMA for being too OP

[Anonymous No.]

You know OP has won when a tripfag removes his tripcode, than spams copypasta in the thread to derail it. You are obviously a real master OP.

[Anonymous No.]

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6402144
im not spamming for 220 posts, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402144
>Implying it's Suigin spamming.

Oh, dear, you /v/ kids know nothing about /jp/'s relationship with Aikido. Not that I expected you to know anything other than that Halo 3 shit you always play.

[Anonymous No.]

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

[Anonymous No.]

You're life does not suck and you're not a loser, my life is the one that sucks. My dad died of cancer, and my mom died while giving birth to me. My dad blamed me for it and liked to prove it by hitting me and telling me that only mother killers cry. I was placed in special education classes because without a tounge I was unable to speak. I was held back three times because the teacher lied about my grades, she did this so she could have rape me. She weighed over 500 pounds and sounded like a horse trying to eat a dead clown. The only reason I passed special-ed high school because the school would no longer keep me.

My weight rivals that of five average goon neckbeards (a person with a neckbeard), and my neckbeard looks like a bird nest mixed with shit and cheetos. My dad died and gave all of the money to the local church and the priest ran off with everything. I had to take a job at McDonald's as the "special" guy that works at those places, not because I'm retarded, but because the manager was the woman from my old school that raped me.

One day I walked into the living room of my 200 square foot apartment and saw a black cat get run over by a guy in a truck. I waddled outside in time to see him back up and crush another cat, I was walking the shoulder of the road and the guy hit me as he tried to drive away. Somebody called the police and the police gave me a citation for not keeping my cats on a leash, even though they were not my cats, and the guy in the truck successfully sued me for the damage to his truck.

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6402151
Seriously, I hope thats not you spamming the copy pasta. It only proves that this place really is a shit hole, when users do this and get away with it.

Just saying.
Glad its not you doing it though.

[Anonymous No.]

My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.

I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.

The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

The only joy I have in life is pretending to be other people.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

[Anonymous No.]

This one day, I decided to go to the mall to stare at all the preppy mall kids and make them question their own existence and perhaps even turn to Satan. But despite how totally kvlt I was being, everyone was ignoring me. So I went to that retched food court and sat down to contemplate the Burzum song stuck in my head.

And that's when your mother came up to me. Well, maybe not right away. I kind of stared at the back of her head for a very long time. She was dressed in this ridiculous pink dress and I assumed she was a happy person.

Then at some point, some dork with spiky yellow hair came over and talked to her for a while. She seemed to be enjoying herself, so I just stared harder. But then a few of his friends came over, and they all started laughing at her, and she started crying. I kept staring at her.

Later on, she turned around and noticed me staring. She wiped the tears from her eyes, and came over. She asked me who I was dressed as.

I laughed at her and told her that just because someone is dressed to reflect their inner cold dark soul, they are not "dressed as someone". But then I told her my corpsepaint was loosely modeled after Abbath.

She asked what show he was from.

I didn't understand the question.

[Anonymous No.]

Mugi awoke in a small room. This was not home. There were no keyboards. No Afternoon Tea Times. She was cold and alone. Terrified, she attempted to get to her feet, before realizing she was chained by her ankle to the wall, and she was in a strange set of clothes. A hand going to her head, she also realized that her hair had been cut short. Tears forming in her eyes, she felt a sickening fear in her stomach. The door suddenly opened, bringing with it an overwhelming stench of brewed coffee.

"...Is my darling Accelerator awake?" Stan Lee asked, standing in the doorway.

"A-Accelerator...?" Mugi asked, confused. "I...my name is Mu-" she screamed. Stan Lee, in an instant, had thrown a cup of something scalding hot onto her. It had gotten all over her thighs and forearms...coffee. She wasn't surprised. Tears freely falling, she struggled to get up once more, chain clinking in resistance.

"Accelerator, you know I don't like it when you struggle!" the man shouted, pain audible in his voice. "...don't be upset. I'll make it all better. I'll get Joey to make me some more coffee after we're finished..." he said, facial features contorted in a manic smile.

Mugi felt a sickening fear in the pit of her stomach. What did he mean by that...? "Please, you have the wrong person! Who am I dressed up as!? My ha-"

[Anonymous No.]

Stan Lee was on top of her, his tongue in her mouth.

The small girl felt bile rising in her throat as his thick coffee breath seemed to choke her. She felt him swirling his tongue around her own, and desperately tried to pull away, but to no avail.

"Accelerator...don't fight me. I'll scald you right in your ass...well. I know I'll be scalding you with my willy, but after that..." Stan Lee whispered, breath hot in her ear. "Let's get you out of those clothes...I've got to discuss an X-Men and Yotsuba&! crossover with a good japanese friend of mine..."

Mugi couldn't move as she felt her top being slowly pulled off. Her burns ached horribly, and him straddling her like that wasn't helping...oh god, why her?!

The seconds seemed to last years as she was slowly stripped naked from the top up. Openly crying, her body was heaving with sobs.

"Oh, Accelerator...it's okay. I know it hurts, but soon enough you'll feel all better..." his tongue traced her ear, before suckling on the lobe gently. His hands were gently rubbing her sides, before going up to her chest.

"Wha-...my dear, when on earth did you get breasts?" the elderly man asked, confused. Mugi screamed in protest.

"I'm Mugi! Tsumugi Akiyama! I play the keyboard! I'm in a band! I'm in love with Mio-" a hand down her pants. He gently stroked her pubic hair, before beginning to rub her slit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402157
It might be a shithole, but at least it's not a shithole full of nigger dicks (like your ARSEHOLE LMBO)

[Anonymous No.]

A low moan escaped her, just barely. "St-Stan Lee..." she whispered, trying to fight her natural urges.

"...Yes, Accelerator?" he asked, crazed passion in his eyes. His erection was creating quite the bulge in his pants, and it was clear the comic writer was packing heat.

'No!' she thought to herself, before catching a faint glimpse of herself reflected in his glasses. Oh...oh god. She was...she was dressed up like this...Accelerator thing! What was an accelerator anyways? A car part? Why would a car dress like this?!

"Get off me!" she yelled, slapping at his face and neck.

"Shut the fuck up, Accelerator! I've spent thousands of dollars trying to find you, and you're going to love me whether you like it or not!" he yelled back, tears in his eyes. He wasn't even making sense...a single finger slid inside of her.

"St-Stan! Stop it now!" she said, cheeks growing hot as he began to suck on her collarbone. Mugi couldn't enjoy this...not with this man. Not as some 'accelerator'...she continued to sob as he pulled her pants and underwear down to her ankles.

"Oh, how I've been waiting..." he moaned, unzipping his pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402157
>>6402166
Samefagging /v/. Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

I love the aikido pasta.

[Anonymous No.]

Dude, OP sure got told right now. His mad permeates the Internet

[Anonymous No.]

He was...he was going to have sex with her. Mugi knew it was going to happen, and she only began to sob harder as the man took his shirt off. "I'll make you feel...incredible." he said, removing his finger from her vaginal orfice.

She shut her eyes tightly, hoping to god this was a nightmare...her eyes snapped open as his finger began poking at her anus. "Nooo!" she shouted, flailing as best she could. She tried to push him off, desperately, her burns absolutely screaming with pain.

"Shh...shhh..." he cooed, before another figure entered the room.

"Ah, Joey!" he exclaimed, grabbing the fresh, steaming cup of coffee from the boy's hands. He was missing his fingernails.

Taking a swig, he used his free hand to slowly probe Mugi's tight ass, getting it in to the knuckle. She was in utter agony.

"Oh...we'll need some lube, won't we..." Stan said, thinking for a minute. "I didn't have any prepa..." he trailed off, looking at his half empty cup of coffee. Mugi's eyebrows raised in absolute terror.

"It'll only sting for a moment..." he muttered, removing his finger from her anus. Placing it and another finger into the steaming coffee, he winced a little at the heat. "This'll let me slide into your fine ass just fine..."

[Anonymous No.]

Two fingers slid into her so quickly it was like someone had fired a bullet straight into her butthole. "Fuwaaaaa!" she screamed, frantically trying to crawl backwards to get his elderly fingers out of her anus. It was so hot...and two fingers was painful enough already...his entire dick would absolutely kill her!

"P-please stop..." she cried out, as he fingerfucked her whimpering ass.

"Accel, listen...I need you. I love you more than anything I've created. I love you more than coffee. More than the moon, the sky, the earth...more than Spiderman and the X-Men. You're the only one for me." as Stan Lee placed a gentle kiss on her lips, Mugi found herself unable to fight back...

Stan Lee lowered himself, gently grasping her reddened thighs and placing them on his shoulders. "You ready, darling?"

Without thinking, she nodded.

He poured more of the coffee on his raging boner, moaning as it audibly scalded his tender dick flesh. A split second later, he slowly prodded the tip into her ass, moaning out Accelerator's name as he fit half his cock inside.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6402157
yeah how dare this shithole spam off topic threads with on topic material

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6402171
What, that other post isn't mine, I promise.
Either way I don't give a fuck though.
Just some food for thought.

You should really learn how to spot samefags a little better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402171
A worthy effort to keep your thread alive, OP, but futile.

[Anonymous No.]

"A-Ah...Stan..." Mugi moaned out, as she felt him begin to play with her breasts, gently squeezing her nipples. "Ah...Stan...let me be your Accelerator!" she shouted, hands grabbing the sides of his face, pulling him closer. She licked at his lips like a wild animal until he responded with his own tongue. They entered a small tongue war, until their lips finally connected in a deep, wet kiss.

Stan Lee slowly eased the rest of himself into her, and slowly started pumping his hips. "Accelerator, you're so god damned tight...ahhh...my balls are racing to the heavens..." he cried, breaking away from their kiss for a minute. Mugi began to kiss his adam's apple, and sucked on his neck. "Fuck me, Stan Lee. Fuck me like you've never fucked a japanese high school girl before..."

"I didn't know you were in high school, Accelerator!" he said, astonished, as he started thrusting harder, voice swarthy and filled with lust.

"I-I am!" Mugi replied, before kissing him once more.

There was no longer a need for words. They kissed endlessly, deep at first, then butterfly kisses, then deep once more.

Stan Lee was absolutely ramming her ass now, balls slapping against her ass audibly. It only aroused her more. Her pussy juices trickled down to her ass, providing further lubrication as it mixed with the coffee.

He felt as if he were fucking something sent by god, made of pure ecstasy, molded for his cock and his cock only...like one of those flashlight vaginas, only it was his most beloved Accelerator.

[Anonymous No.]

"Faster!" she moaned between kisses. "So hard...need...you...ahh!" Mugi had just experienced her first orgasm not brought on by masturbation. It started in her abdomen, like a sickening sticky heat rising up through her whole body, sending a tidal wave of ecstasy through her brain. Only Stan Lee could make her feel like this...she knew it.

"Anything...ahh...anything for you, Acc...Accel!" Stan Lee shouted, his body dripping with sweat, as was Mugi's.

Realizing she was the only one who'd come so far, she clenched her anus at precisely timed intervals, the inner walls of her poop tube grasping as his cock.

"Ahhh...Accelerator...you feel so gooood!" Stan Lee shouted, pumping so fast his heart was beating out of control...his blood pressure skyrocketed. Stan Lee couldn't feel his left arm, but ignored it.

"I'm gonna fuck you so hard you won't be able too Accelerate for a week!" the man shouted.

"Fuck me, Stan! Fuck meee!" Mugi felt his dick grow hotter...he was going to...!

"Come inside me, Stan Lee! Come right in my quivering anus!"

"It's fuwa fuwa time!" the man shouted, thrusting so hard he felt as if he'd just hit her tonsils. His sweet seed exploded from his tip, filling up her ass.

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6402181
Nice fail, as stated, thats not me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6401904
>Anime weeaboo tripfaggotry bullshit doesn't cut it.
Awww yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

"I...my heart..."

"...Stan?!" Mugi whimpered, hand going to stroke his cheek. "Stan!? Are you...Stan!" Mugi sat up, letting his head rest on her small breasts.

He barely managed to pull out of her, his semen mixed with the coffee now dripping out of her onto the floor.

"...Acceler...ator...I...I love you... HHNNNNGHHHHH" Stan Lee had just experienced a heart attack. He lost consciousness in his sweetheart's arms, as she rocked him back and forth, openly weeping for the man who had only loved Accelerator.

"Stan...oh Stan..." Mugi whispered, gently stroking his hair. She sobbed. "I'm glad...I could make your final moments happy..." She took the cup of coffee...mere drops left. Tilting the cup to get those last drops, she held the liquid in her mouth...it was barely lukewarm.

She kissed him, gently prying open his lips with her tongue, letting the small bit of liquid flow into his mouth.

"...Goodnight, sweet prince." she whispered in his ear, embracing him, before slowly humming Fuwa Fuwa Time to his motionless body.

[Anownymous !CvLzVBjPAs No.]

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

>>6402185
You're pretty much admitting your own crime. Please, just stop. Even I can't take this.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6402186
somebody should add weapons and martial arts

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone should be banned in this thread.
It's a shame we have no mods.

[Anonymous No.]

christ what is this?

rule 34! rule 34! get some proper porn in this thread!

anyway i was playing the game and i first saw this loli when her dad went into his home and i went in with him (otherwise the door is locked and i didnt have much lockpick). i was surprised to see a child sleeping in the game, the first one i had seen since the beginning of the game! and im afraid to say my dick got hard. she layed there sleeping on the bunk bed and her father had locked the heavy steel door to the room in the ship sealing us three in there. and i had heavy armor and a chinese assault rifle. i tried waking her up and talking to her, but she said she werent allowed to talk to strangers and went back to sleep. aww. <3 i turned to her father and took his life quietly without waking her up. now she was in there all alone with me. i gently shook her shoulder, "wake up honey". she turned and saw the remaints of her father, with a stunned look in her eyes. quickly i put my hands over her soft lips before she could make a sound that would reach outside the thick walls. i checked my inventory, indeed i had a ballgag in there. her eyes quickly went from her father to my eyes as she struggeled to get loose from my grip fruitlessly. i tightened my grip and whispered, "now you be quiet or you'll end up like your father". the pixeled tears ran down her cheek, bethesda really made them look good. i used the ballgag on her, now she could try to scream all she wanted. it was made for adults so it doesn't look too comfortable but that doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

I lay hidden in a crater about 15 meters away from the Moon King. His guards are no where insight, so I seize the opportunity by dashing foward at speed only known to the cheetahs. I swiftlly pull out my hidden blade which is the same kitchen knife my father used to murder my mother when I was 8, he proceded to give me this knife as if it were some family heirloom. Which I obviously kept for that was the only father son moment I had with him before he went to prison. Anyways with the kitchen knife quickly at the throat of the Moon King, I begin cutting at it very slowly as I show him his printed post history. Seein his life flash before his very eyes. As he bleeds out I use the remainder of the time to give him omega wedgies and when he dies he poops two turds out, but since I gave him such great wedgies it was like he was wearing a thong so when he pooped his turds split in half so it looked like he pooped four turds in total. I then update my facebook to "I'm the new moon king" and fart while doing it because its microblogging.

such a muderous era of kings and queens.

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6402180
OP, define Otaku "culture".

Isn't /a/ enough for you?

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6402190
What crime? Ye' any proof? It's not my fault I made someone so fucking ass pained that they are spamming the thread with this shit. Even I don't want it either. Check post timings. It's not me doing it.
>>6402181
>>6402180
This retard right here, proves it.
Why would I insult myself, then defend myself? How could I in under a minute?

Try harder please.

[Anonymous No.]

i bent her over my lap, pushed her down as she struggled. with one hand holding her arms tightly behind her back, and the other giving her the beating of her lifetime i watched as her beautiful freckled face turned red and the tears started forming a small pool on the floor. enough is enough, i layed her on her back and started tearing of her clothes. she tried desperatly to hold on to her clothes so i started slapping her face, again and again. i used up two full rounds of action points just on slaps (and i have the action boy perk and 9 in agility). after that she didnt resist no more. I moved all her clothes to my inventory, they could be useful in repairing my power armor later on. i stroke the back of my hand down from her throat to her legs, which she had crossed. she shivered and made all kinds of wonderful noices as i passed her nipple. i bent down and licked the place where one day many years from now there would be full breasts. she lift her head up, with panic in her eyes. she started struggeling again. not stopping licking i simply used my left hand on her throat, shutting off her air for a couple of seconds. she seemed to get my point and calmed down a little. i grasped her hair tight with my right arm holding her head down against the bed. she shut her eyes hard for a while from the pain, the poor angel must be sensitive in her hair. i moved my left arm, still licking her body, to her legs and separated them. she started making different noices from before, a little more high-pitched and almost pleading. maybe she anticipated what was about to happen. i jammed a finger into her tight pussy, opening it for the first time. the sound effect for that wasn't 100% accuret but it was pretty acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

she pushed her back upwards from the pain. i felt the tears running through her hair and onto my hand, but that was okay. i worked her fast, adding another finger, then another... i stopped, allowing her to catch her breath a little. she tried throwing her head back and forth but my hand stopped her from moving much. there was blood between her legs and she was shaking all over. then i remembered i hadn't checked if there was any interactivity with her ass, and indeed there was. unfortunately i had sold the dildos i had found earlier in the game but luckily they hade made it so that you could use pretty much anything in there. i used a motorcycle handle on her ass, her eyes went back, almost looked like she had only white as eyes lol. placed a pilot light in her cunt, and believe it or not but there was an option to hit her clit so hard that the pilot lite would break! i didn't do that though, i did play a little with her almost-hidden clit though using some scrap metal. the sound effects were amazing, the kid they got to do her voice did a heck of a job, the muffled screams of "STOP STOP! PLEASE!" - very realistic. well enough play, i flipped her over on her stomach, she placed her head in her armes and continued to sob into them. i gave her a hard smack on the ass and told her to get up on all fours. she didnt do it so i gave her another one a little harder. she made an effort to get up so i smacked her again. she struggled to get on all four while i continued to beat the shit out of her ass over and over again. had to use two stimpaks on her unless i wanted her to die. eventually she made it to a doggy position, god it was a beautiful scene wish I had taken a screenshot. she was glowing red on her butt and also in her face. she was very warm i could tell.

[Anonymous No.]

When I saw:
>108 posts and 32 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
I was going to flip a shit, but then I read the thread.

>>6402197
>It's not my fault I made someone so fucking ass pained that they are spamming the thread with this shit. Even I don't want it either. Check post timings. It's not me doing it.
Your first mistake was believing that anybody actually cares.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402189
I was waiting for you to update my version someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402197
40 second posting limit.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6402197
forever alowned and buttangery (thats u)

[Anonymous No.]

she didnt look at me, her head was turned downwards like she was looking at her hand that was closest to the wall. i grabbed her head and forced her to look straight in my eyes. i whispered, "you are doing so well, it's almost over. i love you. dont you love me?". the way i looked her mustve made her realize that if she did not respond to that there would be nothing good to follow. she nodded slightly and looked up at me with her puppy eyes. i kissed her forhead. she closed her eyes, tears still flooding out. using my tongue i foced her eyelid open and licked her eyes. she paniced and tried to retract but i held her head too hard. she put her arms on my biceps. i pretended that she only wanted to hug, so i hugged her for a while. "you just want to be held isn't that it? you just want someone to love you." a moment of silence only broken by muffled sobs followed. then i threw her face down on the bed, continuing to push her upper back down with my right arm as i repositioned myself behind her raised behind (hehe). it was a little hard to fit back there, but it's a game so it worked fine. i rammed my cock in her tight little honey-pot, opening her red strained eyes wide. my in-game cock, like my irl one, is long and thick; luckily i used CHR as a dump stat in the beginning so i could spend a lot of points on DCK.

[Anonymous No.]

i jumped right to it, moving in and out as fast as i could. she seemed to be in a lot of pain. i used a lot of drugs ("chems") to increase my performence: buffout, jet, med-x. i stuffed my little play thing full of mentats too, so she would be more aware of whats happening and all the feelings rushing through her head. then i was really glad i had gagged her, without supression those screams would have been heard through a lot of walls. i pulled her head up using her hair, forcing her to take the doggie position again. my left hand had a hard grip of her left butt cheek, the shaders did a good job telling me just how extremely hard I was gripping her ass. A nice feature, as i was going i could control my left thumb somewhat freely and managed to stick it in her ass so i could play with that too. eventually my LCK ran out and i came buckets inside her, some of it dripping out onto the bed, some of it going down her leg. i let go and light up a smoke. she fell over on the side, turning over in pain putting her hands over her croch as she took on the fetus position. i chuckled a little and kissed her on the shoulder. i sat down beside her dead father leaned against the wall at the opposite end of the room, just looking at her small bodie for a while. Even now after i came i still thought she looked good, i still wanted to play more. i got up and took her left arm and lifted her up, almost making her hang in the air with her feet barely touching the floor.

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6402208
>implying that isn't both of us in 20 years

[Anonymous No.]

she had no strength to support herself right now. with my other arm i lifted her chin and looked her straight in the eye, "if you make any noice at all i'm going to kill everyone on this ship and then burn you alive, you got that?!". she became silent, only breathing heavily. "well??", i asked again. she nodded. I took off the ballgag, keeping it in my inventory until the next time i had need for it. i let her go, her knees hit the floor hard as she fell down like a pile of ropes dropped from height. she must be low on hit points by now. no matter. she slowly looked up at me, her lips shaking. she opened her mouth like she was going to say something but it appeared as if the words just couldnt come out. she breathed havily. i pointed at my cumsoaked dick, "you are going to clean this mess you did". some blood were there too. she didn't want to of course but had little choice, she started licking my limb dick. as she went on, it quickly became hard again. this surprised her a little, she looked at me then quickly went on her business. i layed down on the floor with her ontop of me, i bet it must be cold in this steel room if you're naked like her. i instructed her to stop simply licking and start sucking. she did it the way you would expect a girl in her age to do it. another beautiful scene formed with light reflecting her tears streaming down her chins then onto my dick, before meeting her lips again as she came down on my shaft again - and again. i grew tired of her wimpy ways and put my both hands on the back of her head and pushed her head down. surprised she moved her hands a little, but by now she had learned not to anger me. i jammed my cock down her throat faster and faster, making it hard for her to breathe. she gagged a little but didnt throw up. lucky for her. thrusting, thrusting, harder and further until finally... i pressed her against my stomach, bending her nose sideways.

[Anonymous No.]

her arms were going all over the place as i pumped my silver flow into her person. there were so much quite much even came back out through her nose! her legs started twitching too, it was clear she was suffocating. i finally finished, looked up at the roof and relaxed a little. that was great. then i pulled out, she fell over on the side coughing and coughing. if i didnt know better i would say she cough up all the sperm but that would have been impossible. she had probably gotten a third of my load in her lungs, haha she looked so silly. but that coughing could become quite loud so i silenced her by placing my hand over her mouth. she continued to cough through her nose for a while. after a while when it looked like she had gotten most of her airway free i let her go. "you naughty little girl, you made me dirty again!". She looked terrified. "but.. but...". she started crying into her hands. "there there", I said. "now you must clean up the mess in here". "what do you mean?" she whispered with what little voice she could muster from her sore throat. i grabbed her face and shoved it into the blood-cum mixtured puddle on the bed. "this of course you little bitch! trying to sneak youself out of your work huh?". "n-no, i-i.." i repeated what she had just stuttered with disgust in my tone. "get to it missy!" She started licking the puddle up. Half-way through she threw up. "Oh now you've done it!" I thrashed her around, making sure she remembered to not scream while I did it. When I grew bored of it I made her eat what was left of the puddle, including what she had vomited up. And of couse she had to clean the floor too where we had made love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402197
Stop trying to conceal your molten with rage butt, OP, it doesn't work. You're literally RADIATING buttrange.

[Anonymous No.]

Looked like the area closest to her father's corpse was the hardest to clean, wonder why? :) After she was done i had her try out some jet. Well, not some - a lot! i had over 100 in my inventory, she had to keep going until I noticed she had gotten addicted. then i simply used my doctor skill on her to remove the effects of the jet, but not the addiction, and watched her having her withdrawals. She looked like she wanted to die. I played with her for a few hours more and then i noticed that it was almost time for the ship to start waking up. Looks like it was time to grant her wish of death. I cleaned myself off with purified water and zipped up. I grabbed my chinese assault rifle and aimed at her. although there was much scare and pain in here eyes I was uncertain if she knew exactly what was going on anymore? she really looked filthy. "you disgust me, look at yourself" i said. "there is no way of fixing you now is there?". I smiled and enabled my VATS. one quick burst to the head will be enough, i crit on almost every shot anyway and always make the head fall off. i would be out of and war away from the room before anyone could figure out that i was the one that pulled the trigger. i shot. i hit. "I'm getting out of here!" she started shouting. "What the hell?", I thought to myself. she now ran back and forth in the room with her hands above her head. she couldn't get out because i hadn't unlocked the door with her father's key yet. i must've missed, i went into VATS mode again and shot two bursts, one in her head and the other in her little body. i know i hit! "I'm getting out of here!" she repeatadly taunted me. screw the VATS, i went free-hand and emptied two clips in her -- she still runs around like an idiot!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6402214
But Suigin already has a wife that isn't a paperbag (unlike U lol)

[Sage Master !90EuCGervo No.]

>>6402226
Maybe its the Hemorrhoids. Also, if someone says this place is shit, and should make an effort to make it better why kill the messanger? Wouldn't anyone agree that this place needs a little work eh?

I think the fact you all are shitting on me, the spam, etc. Only proves who is really anal pained here.

[Anonymous No.]

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

[Anonymous No.]

i cant even interact with her anymore! i mined the whole floor, she just walked over them without setting them off! i heared there were now people outside that wanted in. screw it, i positioned myself in the opening of the door, opened it and swiftly ran out. she followed, ran fast to the end of the corridor and disappeared around a corner. a whole bunch of angry adults, seemed like the whole ship, was path-bound to the now unlocked room and all ran into it like lemmings setting off the mines, dropping like leafs a cold winter night. wtf is wrong with the AI? the whole ship is dead, now i have to reload! god damn it Bethesda you have extremely detailed and well-made child rape scenes but you won't let me kill even a single one of them?? FUCK THIS GAME!

[Anonymous No.]

Why did OP get so onwded