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6401632 No.6401632[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You have a chance to move to Gensokyo. You can get everything you've dreamed of --

-- except that it turns out there's no sex in Gensokyo. You will never fap again.

Do you go.

>> No.6401638

This isn't even a question.

>> No.6401646

I'm not sure...All I really wanted was a threesome with the Aki sisters.

>> No.6401645

Sure.
Why bother going to Gensokyo for something I can have here anytime?
Bitches and whores.
Bitches and whores everywhere.

>> No.6401652

My sexual urges would only pose problems when I try to mingle with invariably pretty natives. It's for the best.

>> No.6401654

No sex as in no activity or no gender? I don't fap or want to have sex with my Waifu either way, so I'm good.

>> No.6401649

Dont care about the sex, you never said there was not any love in gensokyo.

>> No.6401662

>>6401646
Does it matter?

Even if without OP's rule of no sex, you still wouldn't get any sex when you go to Gensokyo

Doomed to be a pathetic farmer or store clerk forever, and stuck in the human village

What good are your outside knowledge when there's nothing modern for you to use it on?

Maybe you'll see a non-human pass by your store or field and you'll get the courage to speak to them, then what? Whatever knowledge you have are just gibberish to them

>> No.6401657

> You will never fap again.
Before I go I'd like to replace my cock with a high speed drill then if I can.
Just because of how awesome that would be

>> No.6401665

>>6401662
>What good are your outside knowledge when there's nothing modern for you to use it on?

ITT someone who hasn't paid attention to Touhou since TH10.

>> No.6401668

>>6401662
You already got this far, just wander out into Gensokyo and look for your waifu. Death cant stop you in gensokyo, only Reimu/Marisa.

>> No.6401670

>>6401668
That only applies to plot relevant people.

>> No.6401674

The only reason I fap is because my penis tells me to. If libido does not exist in Gensokyo then I am okay with this.

>> No.6401676

I become a very loli youkai who introduces sex to Gensokyo.

Everyone wins!

>> No.6401679

Go.

Sex is nonexistant because no one has discovered it yet.

>> No.6401685

>>6401676

Ass.

>> No.6401691

>>6401665
>implying everyone has electricity and tv now just because of a few lines in MOF

No.

And think about it this way, if Gensokyo eventually does modernize itself, they'd do it at their own speed and style. There's still nothing you can offer, assuming you even knows anything relevant like engineering

>> No.6401712

>>6401691
Just kappa and tengu. But yes, they probably do.

>> No.6401718

>>6401712
>random bs until proven

>> No.6401732

>>6401665
>What good are your outside knowledge when there's nothing modern for you to use it on?
>implying I'd want to use my knowledge

farm life is a good life

>> No.6401750

Yes.
Still waiting from last time.

>> No.6401752

>>6401732

Way too doll though. What does farming even consist of? Plowing a field all day? Water it maybe? Then harvest in the fall...?

>> No.6401756

>>6401752
In your spare time you can go out and watch the fairies.

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