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So you're with your boy Tyrell and he says Touhous with the biggest titties are the best and thats why Patchouli is his waifu.

You're more into DFC, but you don't want to disappoint your bro.

Which Touhou do you tell him you want to fuck?

Do you tell the truth?

>> No.6393684

I tell him that I wanna be a Touhou Master and catch 'em all.

>> No.6393688

All of them, because Tyrell is obviously an alphamale, and if he were my friend, an equally alphamale response would be expected.

>> No.6393706

Patchouli

>> No.6393714

Flat Patchouli

>> No.6393718

I would tell him the truth and say Lunachild. If he bothers me for likin' dat drillhair he can fuck off.

>> No.6393722
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Flatchouli

>> No.6393723
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>he says Touhous with the biggest titties are the best and thats why Patchouli is his waifu.

What the fuck?

>> No.6393796

>>6393723
Zun can't draw breasts but logic is your friend. Patchy is a hiki; ergo, she is fat; ergo, she has big boobs.

>> No.6393828
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Fatchouli

>> No.6394465
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>> No.6394467

>>6393796
>hikki
>fat

what is this I don't even

>> No.6394468
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>>6393796
I'm sorry.

>> No.6394476
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6394476

Flat Patchy is true Patchy.

>> No.6394483

I am quite partial to gangsta Patchy.

>> No.6394510
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Rinnosuke.

My answer to everything that asks me to pick a single Touhou for anything.

>> No.6394512

>>6394510
failure of sage on my part.

>> No.6394514

>>6394510
Shouldn't you be picking Nue, then?

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You crazy Tyrell. It's all about DFC.

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6394520

Sakuya if you want to bend the truth.

>> No.6394528

>>6394514
It started when I thought, which Touhou was my favorite? I decided I couldn't choose a single favorite so I decided if I can't pick a single favorite then Rinnosuke will be my answer to everything that asks for a single Touhou, and will always be number one of anything that asks for multiple.

>> No.6394548

>>6394528
I'd rather be indecisive and have two favorites than pick some wildcard Touhou. But to each their own.

>> No.6394549

Patchouli, because it's the truth.

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>>6393796

>hiki

that's more like kaguya. also, you know many 2D depictions of hikis are beautiful and slim, to make us feel special (like forbiden beauty of melancoholic ghosts or some shit).

>> No.6397446

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