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If Yuuka was your mother, things would be different around here.

>> No.6393149

Yeah. Things would be quite deader.

>> No.6393152
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And she is. Or at least my mother did look like her when she was young.

Picture related. Me.

>> No.6393165

I want mama Ran ;_;

>> No.6393162
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if yukari was my dad things would be different around here

>> No.6393169

Actually seeing as my dad left my mom when I was 4, it'd probably be about the same. WIth less child support payments.

>> No.6393170

this is toho freud thread

post some toho freud

captcha: butfunks the

>> No.6393180

if yuuka was my mother, i would mind being punished


WITH SEX

>> No.6393182

QUALITY THREAD­

>> No.6393183

If Ran was a good mother Chen wouldn't be like this.

>> No.6393184

If Yuuka was my mother, I'd be too busy sucking plant sap from her tits.

>> No.6393190 [DELETED] 

If Yuuka was my mother, I wouldn't be such a useless piece of crap.

>> No.6393199

>>6393190
I find that highly unlikely. There's no evidence in Touhou for the presence of Touhous making people not utter crap. If anything, it makes you MORE likely to be utter crap.

>> No.6393202

inb4 gardeningtime.jpg

>> No.6393206

On the flip side, if Kaguya was your mother, you'd likely be exactly the same.

>> No.6393215

>Oh, mum! Mum, I'm not feeling well!
>Don't worry! I've brought you something!
>Medicine at last?
>Nope!
>Food?
>No.
>Some blankets, perhaps? Some clothes, wood for the fire?
>Nope! ...Sunflowers!
>Aw, Byakuren! Sunflowers!
>I thought you'd like them!
>I'm sick to bloody death of them! I'm bloody dieing, and all you bring me is sunflowers! All we've eaten, mum, for the last four bleeding weeks is sunflower soup, roast sunflower, steamed sunflower, braised sunflowers in sunflower sauce, sunflowers in a basket with sun dried sunflowers, sunflower-marang pie, sunflower sourbet! We sit on sunflowers, we sleep on sunflower, we feed the nekomata on sunflowers, we burn sunflowers, we even wear the bloody things!
>I think you look sharp!
>Oh, shut up! I'm sick to death of the stench of them! Look! The nekomata's just chocked itself to death on sunflowers! I don't care if I never see another sunflower til the day I di--

And then I got Dual Spark'd.

>> No.6393214

imagine if cirno was your mother

>> No.6393222
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>>6393215
Good. One should not take Byakuren's name in vain.

>> No.6393225

>>6393215
>sunflowersunflowersunflowersunflower

derpderpderpderpderpderp

>> No.6393233

i wish Yukari was my mother

>> No.6393241

>>6393215
>The nekomata's just chocked itself

Infinite summer.

>> No.6393244

>>6393214
You wouldn't have lived past infancy, you'd have been frozen and broken accidentally like a frog.

>> No.6393247

If Yuugi and Suika were my parents and Kasen was my Auntie I would be fucking buff.

>> No.6393251

>>6393244
As a half ice-fairy, you'd probably survive it.

>> No.6393255

Please stop reminding me Yuuka isn't related to me.

>> No.6393263
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6393263

If Chen was your pet, things would be different around here.

>> No.6393267

>>6393263
a million "long chen is long" posts

>> No.6393271

>>6393263
I don't want Chen as a pet. She's a bad cat and she'd probably fight with my own superior nice cat.

>> No.6393276

>>6393271
You're right. Much better as a lover.

>> No.6393290

>>6393276
Sicko. She's just a child, wait for her to mature first.

>> No.6393299

>>6393290
She's already plenty mature, she's has two tails, after all.

>> No.6393300

>>6393290
You can be really gross sometimes.

>> No.6393323

>>6393299
A mature cat barely rates as a human child, though.

>> No.6393333

>>6393323
If you had a cat who was around 12 in human years and wanted to have sex with you because having sex with other cats looks painful, so she transformed into human form so she could do it with you because she's in heat, wouldn't you?

>> No.6393338

If Yuka was my father, I'd ask her what's a penis.

>> No.6393411

>>6393333
No, I would not. She's my cat, I don't fuck my cat, and I'm not going to fuck my cat if she turns human unless she demonstrates a human adult''s maturity.

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>>6393411
Are you sure that you belong here?

>> No.6393432

If Yuuka was my mother, that damned University of Art would have accepted me, and I still would have been the best dictator in the world.

>> No.6393453

>>6393418
Are you implying that I wouldn't fuck Orin? I would. As much as she wants.

>> No.6393460

>>6393418
Orin, after all these years of you raping my ass in your stage, I can finally say that I raped your ass, finally.

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>>6393432
Hey, if you could try to have that Rumia book scanned by Rumia day that'd be great. No rush.

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>>6393463
Here's a sample.

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>>6393469

>> No.6393473

>>6393463
And when is that, the winter solstice?

>> No.6393477

>>6393473
(Newfriend alert.)

Protip: Rumia day is the 7th of every month.

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>>6393472
Might want to up any high-res scans to imouto, someone might clean them up.

>> No.6393507

>>6393499
Thanks for the tip. I'll try doing that.

>> No.6393551

If Yuuka was my mother, she'd still be the same. A lesbian and can easily kick my ass.

>> No.6393556
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If Yuuka was your mom, you'd feel extremely uncomfortable thinking of her in a sexual way.

>> No.6393561

If Yuuka was my mother, I'd finally have a worthy rival to practice my hand to hand combat abilities with.

>> No.6393618
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6393618

if yuuka were my mother, everything would be pretty much the same, minus the zealous christian attitude.

The same psychopathic tendencies would be there though.

>> No.6393641

>>6393618
Condolences.

>> No.6393652

If she was my mother it would indicate that she had sex and that would be UNFORGIVABLE

>> No.6393663

>>6393652
Maybe you went back in time and sired yourself with her? Would that be acceptable?

>> No.6393668

>>6393652
She could be a father, though. She's good at sowing seeds.

>> No.6393835

>>6393652
you stupid virgin only people.jpg

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