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6390269 No.6390269 [Reply] [Original]

You find this on your bed.

Now what?

>> No.6390273

Tell her to either grow a penis or get her own bed.

>> No.6390274

grab my SKS from the gun rack to the side of my bed and tell that bitch to get her shit and get out.

>> No.6390272

Ask her where I can find Sanae.

>> No.6390277

Wait to wake up.

>> No.6390278

taste her sweet pussy.

>> No.6390280

This would never happen to me. Not in the real world nor the delicious 2D world.

I do not deserve nice things.

>> No.6390282

Do I find this after I come back to my room or is it more like I turn around and it is suddenly there?
This is important.

>> No.6390283

Ask /a/ what I do.

>> No.6390285

>Check for bush
>Don't find any
>Ask for ID
>Tells me she's a local god who's lived for thousands of years
>Good enough for me
>JAM IT IN

>> No.6390292

I would tell her she hasn't DFC so I couldn't possibly love her.

>> No.6390299
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>>6390274
>gun rack
>beside your bed

>> No.6390312

Dismiss it like any other delusion and go to sleep.

>> No.6390320
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6390320

You will not tempt me you foul beast!

>> No.6390326
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>>6390299
where else would I keep my guns?

>> No.6390330

ask her to teach me how to fly

>> No.6390349

>>6390326
Its like I stepped into a ww2 nazi bunker

>> No.6390355

>>6390349
That's how my Grandfather died. He forgot the parole while being drunk.
It was "Heil Hitler!".

>> No.6390360

>>6390299
Why wouldn't you keep your guns where you can get them if you need them?

>> No.6390361
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6390361

Captcha: feciati feast

>> No.6390362

Ask her to take me with her when she returns to Gensokyo and do what ever is necessary to convince her.

>> No.6390364

Take her existence as proof that Gensokyo exists and promptly commit suicide.

>> No.6390369

Get my guitar and play a rousing rendition of Johnny Cash's "God's Gonna Cut You Down" with the lyrics slightly changed to include Suwako

SOONER OR LATER, FROG'LL CUT YOU DOWN

YOU CAN TELL THAT LONG TONGUED MIKO
YOU CAN TELL THAT BROOMSTICK RIDER

>> No.6390375

Punch her in the cunt.

>> No.6390576

Okay, this thread is just like any regular /jp/ thread, but what the fuck is wrong with the replies? Feels like I'm on /a/ or /b/ or something.

>> No.6390829

>>6390274
>>6390326
>Slav shit

Here's a nickel kid, go buy yourself a real gun.

>> No.6391158

>>6390361

Haven't seen the sauce for this one.

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