Lets face it. Even if we ended up in Gensokyo, the only Touhou we could possibly get would be Yuugi because she'd get so drunk she wouldn't know what she was doing. Or maybe Rumia, if we convinced her to eat us penis first.

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Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:08:28 2010 No.6389804 [Reply] [Original]

Lets face it. Even if we ended up in Gensokyo, the only Touhou we could possibly get would be Yuugi because she'd get so drunk she wouldn't know what she was doing.

Or maybe Rumia, if we convinced her to eat us penis first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:10:28 2010 No.6389815 >>6389804 That's right,not every girl is a cockcraving slut after all.Especially those with superpowers I think. But hey living in a dreamworld is cool for me.

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>>	Necrobrotent Wed Nov 3 01:11:28 2010 No.6389824 >implying I wouldn't be so drunk I wouldn't know what I was doing. If I ever find myself on an alternate plane of existence and they serve liquor and I have the currency required I'm drinking till I pass out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:12:28 2010 No.6389825 Eh, Might be able to get Suika if you are going with the alcohol card.

>>	otoko_tenshi Wed Nov 3 01:13:28 2010 No.6389832 >>6389815 technically thats "the" dreamworld, but yes, quite true

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:16:28 2010 No.6389841 File: 136 KB, 410x385, 1279392671418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389825 doubtful

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:16:28 2010 No.6389844 File: 208 KB, 1085x748, 425234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All you need to is donate. Unlike Yuugi you dont even need to get her drunk first.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 01:17:28 2010 No.6389850 >>6389815 >That's right,not every girl is a cockcraving slut after all. Yeah, just Aya, Sanae, and a few other Touhous I'm forgetting. I would actually stay away from Yuugi since she might uproot a mountain while orgasming.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:18:28 2010 No.6389854 File: 826 KB, 676x955, 1263871895164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not that there would be anything wrong with having a nice romp with Yuugi right?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 01:19:28 2010 No.6389856 File: 81 KB, 447x364, trollrussia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There is another thing you're forgetting, OP. ahem >implying I won't be sucking off Wriggle

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:20:28 2010 No.6389863 File: 65 KB, 355x328, 1273536587709.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389856

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:21:28 2010 No.6389866 File: 1.59 MB, 1600x1200, 432134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Even better, here is one you dont need to get drunk or donate.

>>	(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y Wed Nov 3 01:21:28 2010 No.6389868 File: 99 KB, 350x367, 9aa915f78a255e52eb3bbca4202ac00d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rumia would willingly hop on a ride to boner town

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Wed Nov 3 01:22:28 2010 No.6389870 File: 1.21 MB, 1600x1600, Yuuka'sGardenWhite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389856 You'd have to fight off his mistress first. Are you man enough Arc? Are you fucking man enough?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 01:23:28 2010 No.6389877 >>6389870 >Whore-off I think you mean... ...shades... ...am I WOman enough? >YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:23:28 2010 No.6389878 File: 245 KB, 850x750, 1275459397456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389870 No he isn't

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:23:28 2010 No.6389879 >>6389866 Convincing her to marry you might be free, but it's not easy.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 01:25:28 2010 No.6389887 >>6389879 How hard can getting your pants off be? Wait, don't answer that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:29:28 2010 No.6389905 I am 110% confident I can woo my waifu. I'd just have to not die to kick it off.

>>	otoko_tenshi Wed Nov 3 01:30:28 2010 No.6389912 File: 84 KB, 478x344, le NO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389877 >girl >/jp/ >girl_gamer.jpg

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 01:30:28 2010 No.6389916 >>6389905 And if you fail, there's always Slutsuho. She'll let anybody touch her Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles. Hope you like radioactivity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:31:28 2010 No.6389917 >>6389905 And your waifu is?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 01:32:28 2010 No.6389921 File: 683 KB, 800x1000, 8ec1d4deb21b6a6392e2140ce70c68a8ebdcf7a8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389916 I forgot my photographic proof of the Warheads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:33:28 2010 No.6389924 File: 11 KB, 25x61, Naglowaa_se.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389916 >Hope you like radioactivity. I think I can handle it.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Wed Nov 3 01:34:28 2010 No.6389929 >>6389921 >>6389924 Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you want a Nuclear Winter

otoko_tenshi Wed Nov 3 01:34:28 2010 No.6389931
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in the scheme of things, gensokyou is a whole community, you just dont see the men in the villages below
most likely the girls choose/chose to live apart from men
however, it still seems they are human and have the desire, at least occasionally
but, cmon, when u get there are you gonna go into "the forest of witches, vampires and man eating sunflowers and certain death"
or would you just settle for the wench at the local tavern?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 01:34:28 2010 No.6389933 File: 1.06 MB, 850x1123, 8ec1d4deb21b6a6392e2140ce70c68a8ebdcf7a8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389929 Jegus. Look at those heavy payloads.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:35:28 2010 No.6389935 File: 794 KB, 733x1812, 47d86f4d5952a9c749683d874706996c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389917 Pic related. >>6389916 Okuu is already my bestfriendu though.

Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:36:28 2010 No.6389938
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>>6389804
You're right. ;_;

Mokou is too pure and beautiful for me to risk defiling her. Not that she'd say yes in the first place. I'd just have to admire her from afar, ignoring the pounding of my heart when I see her every time I get lost in her bamboo forest.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Wed Nov 3 01:37:28 2010 No.6389943 File: 591 KB, 1000x928, a8817f208748b4e83e21a8cbad0d89dd[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nuclear Winter came

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:41:28 2010 No.6389969 File: 112 KB, 667x1000, Reisen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:46:28 2010 No.6389985 >>6389935 Why are usotsukiya's faces so incredibly arousing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:46:28 2010 No.6389986 Guys guys, you seem to be forgetting that Gensokyo has several lovely ladies, most who are not in the games!

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Wed Nov 3 01:48:28 2010 No.6389995 >>6389986 Rinnosuke?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:50:28 2010 No.6389999 >>6389986 We know Gensokyo has tens of thousands of characters, both Youkai and human, that ZUN hasn't named yet. But until ZUN has named them, they're not Touhous!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:51:28 2010 No.6390000 >>6389986 But the Watatsuki sisters don't live in Gensokyo.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 01:51:28 2010 No.6390001
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>>6389995

Rinnosuke, like Wriggle, is not a real girl. Do not let them touch your penis.

You can touch theirs if you want, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:51:28 2010 No.6390002 File: 338 KB, 900x2100, if yuuka were my father, things would be different around here.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bullshit. Yuuka is just as ronery as me. We're going to raise a family together.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:53:28 2010 No.6390003 Gensokyo has an uncountable multitude of carefree loli fairies. There has to be at least one that likes fat awkward adult humans.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Wed Nov 3 01:54:28 2010 No.6390009 File: 36 KB, 464x600, d48c7b95f202092ba1eec59a5dc81eb5 (Medium).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6390001 I now have a cosplay goal. This.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 01:56:28 2010 No.6390015

>>6390003

>There has to be at least one that likes fat awkward adult humans.

There are over 9000 transformation Touhou doujins that prove beyond a shade of doubt that in Gensokyo, you can literally be anything. Allow me to post the picture in which the Prismriver sisters are turned into Youmu's cocks.

Actually, I won't do that. But my point is, what makes you think you're going to be a fat neckbeard for long in a magical wonderland? Unless you like being a fatneck, which is possible.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:57:28 2010 No.6390019 >>6390003 Nope. Not a single one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 01:58:28 2010 No.6390020 >>6390015 >you like being a fatneck Who doesn't? Glorious neckbeard master race, hell yes.

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 01:59:28 2010 No.6390021 File: 3 KB, 126x109, 1256996739742.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6390020 ahem >implying your heart can take it >implying master race can walk a mile without collapsing

>>	Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE Wed Nov 3 02:00:28 2010 No.6390025 >>6389985 Because.tiff But yeah, why does Usotsukiya have sexy Touhous?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 02:01:28 2010 No.6390029 >>6390021 Skinny neckbeards, rejoice!

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 02:02:28 2010 No.6390035 File: 128 KB, 441x560, pacheeeee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6390029 >my face when you implied that you were not at risk of developing serious health issues from malnutrition

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Wed Nov 3 02:04:28 2010 No.6390043 File: 561 KB, 750x843, 38ec60d863f14b9b75c2ba00ac8d7c0f[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6390021 >>6390020 When we make it to Gensokyo, All I have to do is outrun the neckbeard? Too bad I have to outrun a black man after that.

Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 02:09:28 2010 No.6390067

>>6390043

Provided that you aren't running to Dr. Eirin for one of her Futanari Upgrades, you won't have to worry about me stealing your thunder. I'm not speaking for the rest of /jp/'s colored community, though.

Pic actually related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 02:10:28 2010 No.6390070 >>6390021 >implying I would bother with walking when I could sit being a PC all day.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Wed Nov 3 02:33:28 2010 No.6390179 >>6390070 >being a PC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH1ekuvSYzE

>>	Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE Wed Nov 3 02:36:28 2010 No.6390186 Meeting Flandre would be a chore. Going against Meiling, Sakuya, Patchouli and Remilla is easy though, but then again, I don't fire bullets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 02:37:28 2010 No.6390190 File: 50 KB, 450x450, RAPEsen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389850 >>That's right,not every girl is a cockcraving slut after all. >Yeah, just Aya, Sanae, and a few other Touhous I'm forgetting.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Wed Nov 3 02:37:28 2010 No.6390191 File: 48 KB, 561x376, 133225[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6390186 Dreamsokyo time

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Wed Nov 3 02:39:28 2010 No.6390195 >>6390190 Reisen doesn't really have a choice, unlike the rest of Slut Squad.

Anonymous Wed Nov 3 02:40:28 2010 No.6390197

>>6390186
Being good at Touhou games translating into being good at dodging actual danmaku is like expecting being good at FIFA '10 to make you good at actual soccer.

Plus, you're a fairy. You will move in a pre-determined pattern, you will eat all the danmaku that is thrown at you, you will not graze, and you will like it.

>>	Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE Wed Nov 3 02:41:28 2010 No.6390199 File: 351 KB, 1598x1200, 1287284415381.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6390191

>>	Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A!!1zao16xwdwl Wed Nov 3 02:43:28 2010 No.6390205 File: 319 KB, 1280x960, P9232935 copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6390199

>>	Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE Wed Nov 3 02:43:28 2010 No.6390207 >>6390197 Also, I have no intention of being a fairy, nor did I imply that I am good at playing Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 3 02:45:28 2010 No.6390210 >>6390207 Oh dear, I thought I was in the other thread. I didn't think we had two go-to-Gensokyo threads up.

Rival Wed Nov 3 03:04:28 2010 No.6390255

I depicted if I ever landed in Gensokyo, that Yukari did it

Some how Managed to Not get eaten by the point I find her, She makes me Her servant and at which some point accompany her to Yuyuko's places Where...yes sadly alot of alcohol is consumed on the part of the Ladies

Reverse Rape happens, Don't know if I'd die in the process or just plain Afterwards

>>	Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE Wed Nov 3 03:58:28 2010 No.6390409 File: 56 KB, 400x400, 1286283086029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6390210 Yeah, you mixed that up.

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