/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari offers to transport you to Gensokyo.

Pros:
-You become a fairy or animal youkai, your choice.
-You will have no real responsibilities in life other than finding your own food.
-You will life many times the normal human lifespan.
-If you work hard, you can become incredibly skilled in anything you choose.

Cons:
-No more internet or VNs.
-You will be the stage 1 boss of TH13.
-You gonna get master spark'd.
-You will be lumped in with team ⑨.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] accept

my body is ready

[Anonymous No.]

>-You will be lumped in with team ⑨.
>cons

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

>first stage boss

That's bull. I wanna hang out with the cool ladies at the extra stages.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be a little girl, right? Most of the stage one bosses are little girls except one or two, like Letty.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] genuflect

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386489
None of your cons are cons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386504
You can be extra stage midboss for the lulz. Just don't complain when Reimu goes into I am a motherfucker mode on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386489
No problem. Where to sign pact?

[jomod !XCurPvSuuQ No.]

wait wait wait.. i cant choose to be my human self

[S BENZ No.]

BRB Just minding the shop ok

[S BENZ No.]

BRB Just minding the shop OK.

[OSad !YffGWo6BrM No.]

>>6386516

Pff, fine.

But I want a silly hat. Surely that's part of the contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386489
Humans are a type of animal, right?

Do I get to be female, and is that a pro or con?

[Anonymous No.]

First, I ask her if there's absolutely no other way for us to reach the place.

If she replies yes, there is, I tell her to fuck off.
If she replies no, there isn't, she obviously doesn't know humans. I tell her to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

You can choose between a standard-issue ribbon or cloth cover like most Touhous wear, or you can opt to provide your own.

[Anonymous No.]

I can be any kind of yokai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386533
>portaltogensokyo.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

☑ YES

[Anonymous No.]

If I have to become a female, then I choose to be a hyena yokai. Hyena females have bigger dicks than their males.

[Anonymous No.]

How are your cons bad?

Also, YES

[Anonymous No.]

>You will be lumped in with team ⑨.

With cons like that, who needs pros.

[Anonymous No.]

YES. Do it, Yukari, please!

[Anonymous No.]

>become a tanuki youkai
>team up with coon marisa to cause an incident
>get promoted to stage 5 boss as her assistant
>candidate for playable in next game like a boss

[Anonymous No.]

Of course I would take it. The only real loss is the internet. Being a cute lesbian touhou more than makes up for it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386581
>youkai
>playable

So you're expecting 13.5, eh?

To be frank, so do I. Along with 13.1, 13.2, 13.3, 13.4, 13.6, 13.7, 13.8, 13.9 and 13.999.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386593
>13.999
FAIRY WARS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
It will be magical.

[Anonymous No.]

The internet sucks, living as a ⑨ would be a lot more interesting as long as finding food and keeping warm in the winter aren't too difficult.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I be some kind of insect or flower related fairy? So that I can go and live in the Garden of the Sun with Yuuka? :o I'd do that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386609

All the fairies hang out in her garden and listen to music, most notably the Prismriver sisters. It's mentioned in one of the print works, and directly shown in a PoFV ending.

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck that, I'd rather stay here. thanks for the offer anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386603
As a fairy, you don't need to eat, period. As a youkai, you can just go scare some humans. Not a problem.

Shelter would be harder, but hey, you have all the time in the world, all the necessary materials lying around, and some magic powers to help you, you can build yourself a home in no time. And then you're set for life.

[Negi Springfield !!z7pgA5ilU7z No.]

>>6386489
I'm_Ok_with_this.mkv

[Anonymous No.]

Kirin youkai reporting for stage 1.

[Anonymous No.]

DO WANT!

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to be a pretty little flower youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>cons

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386489
I would do anything just to do it ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

i wan't to bee a tohou

[Anonymous No.]

>stage 1 boss welcome party

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be a fairy so I can whore myself out.

[Da ★ Ze !MaRIsaDqf. No.]

>You gonna get master spark'd.

YES YES YES

I see no Cons here

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386674
>fairies have no reproductive organs

Better hope ZUN draws you with a purty mouf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386667
Cirno, Mystia, and Parsee are not stage 2 bosses. Shizuha isn't even a boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386686
citation needed, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386689
Cirno is also a Stage 1 MID BOSS on PCB.

[Anonymous No.]

⑨ thread?

⑨ thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Become an immortal fairy in an interesting world with beautiful and awe inspiring locals where literal gods and goddesses walk amongst man and humans with enough hard work and tenacity can challenge the gods themselves, associate with a lively bunch of misfits and actually have REAL friends or at the very least relationships or miss the next shitty VN game and stop coming to the internet where there are random trolls and idiots.

THIS IS THE HARDEST DECISION I HAVE TO MAKE GUISE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386689
>Cirno, Mystia, and Parsee are not stage 2 bosses.

You meant to say they are stage 2 bosses.

Parsee may not belong, indeed, but Cirno and Mystia are stage 1 bosses in PoFV.

>Shizuha isn't even a boss.

That's discrimination.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't see any Cons.

[Anonymous No.]

>stage 1 boss of TH13
>lumped in with team ⑨

One can only hope.

You know, my biggest grip with the fandom as of late was that Kogasa was not. She's a perfect fucking fit and a great addition, faggots, stop making her having lesbian sex with Sanae. Goddamn. I mad.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd do it.

On a side note, would I have to become female?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386896
>would I have to become female?

I wouldn't take the deal if I wouldn't become female.

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like a good deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386881

[Anonymous No.]

>captcha: Annual trancest

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

The only real con here is getting master sparked. But no one ever dies in gensokyo, so it's not like it's that big of a deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>-You will be lumped in with team ⑨.
What if I start my own team, one with demure, respectable people like the Aki sisters, Yamame & Bucket and Nazrin?

[Anonymous No.]

>fairy or animal youkai

This is too hard to choose. There is a certain midge, Serromyia femorata, of which females "kiss" the males after mating to deliver their digestive juices and suck out the male's digested innards back through the mouth. Further, the male's penis usually breaks off at this point, still attached to the female. On one hand, you could be a youkai version of this midge and seduce lolicons as a cute young girl, only to suck out their liquefied innards while their disembodied dicks are still cumming inside you. On the other, a warm and pure yuri romance between two fairies is the perfect relationship.

[Anonymous No.]

>Pros
>-You become a fairy or animal youkai, your choice.

I'm not seeing the pro here, chief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387069
You just made my vodka gut start aching more, fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah, sure.

Nothing better to do than smoke some weed with team ⑨

[IcicleFall !qv6FEb1o9w No.]

> Lumped with Team ⑨

Feels good bro, where do I sign up?

[Anonymous No.]

How would I be lumped with ⑨ when I'd go underground to fuck my waifu as soon as I reached Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387137
Underground is dangerous and filled with hostiles. Wait it at the hakurei shrine

[Anonymous No.]

>Become an animal youkai
>Find Ran or Yukari
>Become a shikigami
or
>Become a fairy
>Embodiment of nature
>Never die unless nature dies
>Team 9

[x] Sign and Deal

[Thoughtless Celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 No.]

>CONS
>You will be in th13
>You will have at least 4 more friends than you have now

I don't think those are cons.

Anyway, I Can't accept right now cuz I have a debt to pay. in a few years I'll go. say goodbye to my family and stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387142
I have no business with the shrine, my goal is Chireiden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387137
Who's your waifu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387181
1. Become a fairy
2. Pretend your a zombie fairy
3. Follow Rin underground
4. ????
5. Profit!!

You're Welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386944
npnp because of SSiB

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387196
I guess the animal youkai choice would be a good pick.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I still be with my waifu? I wonder if she likes stage 1 bosses

I'll earn her love even if it kills me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387246
Well, we know she hates Yamame and is pretty xenophobic in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386593

Touhou 13.999... == Touhou 14.0

Discuss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387229
Eeeeh...I don't think showing up at her saying/thinking "HEY SATORI LETS FUCK" would work out very well.

[Thoughtless Celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 No.]

>>6387263
the problem is, there won't be a touhou 13.999...
there will be touhou 13.999....9 and than 13.999...99
and so on but only a finite number of nines.

...Than again, even I don't know how drunk can ZUN get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387282
Well, of course, it wouldn't turn out like that right off the bat. We'd have to get to know each other first and build a relationship and not rush it too quickly. I don't just want sex, that was more of a figure of speech. If that was the only thing I wanted could hardly call her my waifu.

But even then, maybe she wouldn't even like me and I'd end up not being with her at all. That would suck.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUALITY THREAD­

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387333
I'm actually kind of surprised to hear from someone who thinks the same as me, and from /jp/ no less

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387402
Actually a couple of people on /jp/, including me, don't want to have sex with their Waifu(Unless she asks or begs)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387333
>>6387402
You are both good people. I'm sure your waifu's would at least like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387416
Its just that I love her too much to push the idea of it on her, I just want to be happy with her

sure I get looked down on for this by others but that won't change how I feel or think

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387416
I never said I don't want sex with her, in fact I would find that highly agreeable. But I want it to be in the context of a serious relationship which has to be built up with time and not just because I lust after her (and I do!).

[Anonymous No.]

>Monkey youkai = human
>Don't be ashamed of being a furry or a weak little cannon fodder

[Anonymous No.]

>You will have to live with the knowledge that you'll be sexualized and spammed incessantly on the internet, as well as having a stupid meme attributed to you, which will also be spammed incessantly

Added another con for you, no need to thank me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386945
Nazrin's already part of team Myouren.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387543
Yeah but only 2 places have internet in Gensokyo. As a member of team9, I don't think you really have to worry about seeing it. Unless Yukari decides to taunt you with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387543

Even with that I wouldn't mind. Hell, I'd like to inspect a bit of it. Only the yuri doujins though, everything else I'd rather ignore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387543
I dont care. I just would like to be youkai.... (just not animal one, because being animal youkai doesnt suit me)

[Anonymous No.]

I'll become some sort of beast youkai, it doesn't really matter. The DBZ clause of

>If you work hard, you can become incredibly skilled in anything you choose.

is what makes this awesome, since everyone in Gensokyo is lazy and never trains. I'll adapt my already tuned shmup skills and train at danmaku every day. I'll hold back for Stage 1 then come back as the EX boss.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I still a male and do I retain my age? I almost don't want to become a little girl in this case, unless magical penises are readily available outside of Yukari and Eirin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387565
at least being a youkai lets me have the same lifespan as my waifu

I also wish to have half-youkai half-kappa children one day

[Anonymous No.]

My fetish is to be attacked by Reimu and scolded for being a bad youkai who does bad things who needed to be punished. I'll gladly throw my little panda-girl body in her way.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Nazrin would take a weak little mouse youkai under her wing and teach it to be a great dowser some day. And then hopefully there could be a student/teacher romance between us.

[Anonymous No.]

Do I get a big warm onee-san to get me through the hard days?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386489
-You will be the stage 1 boss of TH13.
-You will be lumped in with team ⑨.

[Anonymous No.]

I sends my life in your hands, Yukari. Send me there, no matter of cons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386581
Wait what. I assume that's from the three fairies manga. Why is Marisa a tanuki?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd do it in a heartbeat.
I'm having trouble choosing between fairy or animal youkai though, so I'd just flip a coin beforehand or something.

[Minato Arisato !c4.MXvMVO2 No.]

In respective hyphens:

Pros:
- I'll have to go Tengu here. I'd go with Nekomata, but I don't want barbs on my penis.
- I'll just hang with the human village and be a Stage 1 Boss for a living.
- And I'll piss it away the same as I am now.
- With no responsibilities, I can get right on that.

Cons:
- I'll work something out. Marisa or Rinnosuke must have at least, like, an old IBM. I'll manage somehow.
- Sounds pretty badass to me: naive newcomer manages to be considered a stage boss, bitching.
- And I'll enjoy every moment.
- I get all this AND daughters to raise? This is the greatest deal ever ;_; Or maybe that just means I can become their leader and be the star of TH14.

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Accept
See you on the other side, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387869
>penis
>daughters
Silly anon, you will become a little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish this actually happened....
;_;

[Minato Arisato !c4.MXvMVO2 No.]

>>6387885
I swear to god, the only way for this deal to get sweeter is if the Buddha himself appeared and gave me paizuri.

[Anonymous No.]

Pros:
-Solid, solid. Something that involves fire to reflect the BLAZING SOUL WITHIN.
-This is -the perfect life-. Seriously.
-Nice, I love living.
-HARD WORK AND GUTS.

Cons:
-Everything else will be significantly more exciting than anything the Internet or any VNs could offer.
-I'm a boss? That's already a pretty awesome role. Way better than being one of those derpy things that fires one bullet and dies before it leaves the screen. No issues here.
-This is me giving a fuck.
-This is perfect. They're the ragtag band of misfits I need for my hotblooded squad of heroes, living day to day on the ragged edge of disaster. We'll take down Reimu and make her stop ruining everyone's plans for parties and resurrections. Cirno will be my second in command.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukkuri offers to transport you to Gensokyo.

Pros:
-Easy

Cons:
-None

[Anonymous No.]

>No more internet or VNs.
But, but... The best part about going to Gensokyo isn't becoming the little girl - it's showing everyone online that I did!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6387969
>Team ⑨ steps in and beats up Reimu because she's a bitch to absolutely everyone
Why is this not a game yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388050
Reimu could take all of team 9 firing spellcards at her at once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388050
Because it's stupid, just like you.

[Anonymous No.]

- Immortal, or rather last as long as nature itself
- Zero responsibilities other than existing... you don't even have to get involved in youkai/human affairs

Being a fairy really wouldn't be so bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Do I get to choose which power I get?

Also, I can probably bypass the internet thing by befriending the moon people or the kappa.

[Minato Arisato !c4.MXvMVO2 No.]

>>6388027
Look, just make your disappearance into a big news piece complete with a note stating that you have ascended to little girlhood.

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

Sign me up.

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

I'd be a Tiger Tank Youkai

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

No genderswap, right?
I'd be the first man-fairy then.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprise people want to be fairies. You do realize they don't have vaginas, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388101
But then you'd get all the Tiger's horrible technical problems.
You'd be pissing all over the place, constantly.

[Anonymous No.]

Very well.

Can I work hard enough to also be a higher-level boss? Stage 5, 6, and so on?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388146
You'll have to make friends with a stronger, final-boss worthy youkai who's apt to start an incedent. The upper reaches of bossdom are reserved for plot-relevant characters.

This would be difficult, considering you're part of team ⑨.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388134
At least then it's impossible to get dicked. Assuming that mentally I'm still the same as I am now, that's ideal.

I guess I better I hope I don't end up with a mouth like Luna's then..

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388202
three invisible dicks.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Luna, what's "sex"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388220
lol'n

[Anonymous No.]

Pros:
-I'll go will a snake youkai
-Sounds cool
-Hells yeah
-Awesome

Cons:
-Fucking finally. The internet started sucking during 2005 anyway
-Can I come back in the last stage?
-wat
-shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388134
>[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388134
Stop trying to bait us into filling this thread with 3 fairies porn.

[Anonymous No.]

I see no cons here. Be an animal youkai and get to hang out with the 9 squad, get master sparked and make friends!

Sounds like heaven.

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6388304
>animal youkai

Good luck having sex with a man when you're in heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388310
or be a man and rape everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388310
So, you're a girl now, act like one. What's the big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

The only problem is selecting what kind of youkai to be...I could be a fairy too...Mantis youkai? Hawk? Gargoyle? Are gargoyles even allowed? So many possibilities...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388310

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388310
that won't be a problem, gensokyo is infested with hordes of faceless men who exist solely for that one reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388310
TO THE RESCUE

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6388139
>Implying that without proper grade equipment, that Tigers were prone to mechanical failure all the time

>Implying that Tigers even though they had some problems due to sub standard equipment late in the war that they still weren't feared by the western Allies.

[Anonymous No.]

>you gonna get maser spark'd
best con EVAR
COME AT ME SIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388353
Well, who's gonna maintain you?
Cirno?

Adelle leaks oil, ze.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388475
who do you think

[Anonymous No.]

Stage 6/EX bosses may get more respect, but everyone gets to see the Stage 1 bosses! This is the only pro necessary!

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

I don't want to be a fairy, getting raped by mikos and witches all day.
Fuck Animal Youkai as well, Tengu is where it's at. I'd go for Bear Tengu at that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388656
I don't think tengu are allowed to be Stage 1 bosses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388656
When I heard there was an official manga about fairies I hoped it was just about them hearing about something fun happening, going there, and then getting freight trained by a player character.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388687
Glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388282
Google it, bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

Me holding the camera.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread stinks of pooshlmer/CYOA bullshit. Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388706
There hasn't been an ounce of CYOA content in here. Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388706
Yeah, but it was approved by a janitor the whole day. Sadly.

[Anonymous No.]

but what kind of animal youkai? the high level human shape ones, or the low level animal shaped mindless beasts?

i'd rather be a fairy if the second one's the alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388716

Read the thread faggots. Assuming shit is for lesser posters from lesser boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388716
Fantasizing about Touhou keeps our autism from going into the red zone and overloading.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388749
There are no mindless beasts. That's just what humans told themselves while patting themselves on the back after a long day of youkai slaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388757
I DID read the thread, anon. This thread is really horrible in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

>No more internet or VNs.

Fuck this. If this works, we'll get like 40-50 Anonymous fairies/youkai in Gensokyo. All we need to do is spreading around the place, conducting regular searches for computer parts passing in from the border and putting them together. As for electricity, out of 50 people at least someone is bound to have an ability able to power a computer.

Afterwards, all we have to do is finding valuable items and trading them to more powerful youkai (if they don't beat us and take it first) to take the computer (a laptop would be preferable but most youkai can lift a computer of any size no problem, they may break it in the process though. ) to the outside world, torrent the latest VNs and comiket bounty and get back into Gensokyo for the eager team Anonymous to read.

I have a five-stage plan ready in case /jp/ ever ends up in Gensokyo. A meeting place should be established though.

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6390016

Hmm, a meeting place? How 'bout the Hakurei Shrine? We need Reimu's permission first, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390016
No offense to /jp/ or anything, but if I made it to Gensokyo, the last people I would hang out with are fellow transformed /jp/ers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390037
Hell no. Reimu's response will be "Awesome, a youkai gathering! I'll exterminate all at once and save myself the effort of hunting them down! "

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6390089

Of course, someone needs to talk to her, that /jp/ just needs a meeting place then move on.

Or we could just use another meeting place? Perhaps near the bamboo forest of the lost, or near Byakuren's ship-shrine thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388220
Best line in fairy wars.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6386489

>Yukari offers

I love Madame Yukari to bits, but I wouldn't take any of HER offers, before she gaps my private parts all over my body.

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6390127

But Yukari's a lady, she wouldn't do that.

Unless you fuck with her.

[Anonymous No.]

None of the pros are pros to me.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6390138

Yukari enjoys ruthlessly pranking even her closest friends and allies, like Reimu, for little or no reason.

It doesn't take a genius to figure out what your chances are there.

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6390145
I'd still take those chances. But if she were to drop me near Keine, Mokou or near Eientei I am screwed.

[I Love Dlanor No.]

I would agree to it. I will do anything beautiful Yukari says.

[Anonymous No.]

You now realize that the food source of predatory youkai consists entirely of outsiders who were dumb enough to take Yukari's deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390206
Getting eaten by Yuuka; not so bad end anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390206

If they're trying to eat me, they're clearly hostile. I feel it would be well within my rights to employ deadly force in my defense.

(Only fancy stocks work in Gensokyo.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388134
what in the frozen rage lakes of firy'guth makes you think that's important?

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6390206
>outsiders who were dumb enough to take Yukari's deal.
>dumb
If we were dumb enough, we'd be dead already.

>>6390222

That is one small rifle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390415

It's chambered for the .30-06. That'll take down a bear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390451
Most Touhous could take down a dozen bears in hand to hand combat. The ones who would actually going around eating people, probably a thousand. A direct hit from a recoilless rifle probably only do minor damage to Yuka.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390461

If Yuuka wants you dead, you're dead. If random fairy #24601 or someone of Rumia's level thinks you'd make an easy late night snack, it might be enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390451
>>6390461

Bear youkai!

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6390490
>>6390451

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388084

If I can choose, I would be the fairy of TECHNOLOGY.

While they are using spell cards on each other, I'll be pimping with my BFG9000.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390504
Faggot.

>>6390506
Technology isn't a force of nature.

[Prof. Anonymous !JVVFLaNdrE No.]

>>6390511
I'm sorry.

>>6390506
You can't carry that over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6388056
>Reimu could take all of team 9 firing spellcards at her at once.

Cirno and Mystia already beat Reimu. Alone.

[Anonymous No.]

but will i become 2d in a 2d world?

if yes cont me in,

if not, not interested

[Anonymous No.]

Posting ⑨ in a ⑨ thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390536
PoFV isn't canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390941
buttfrustrated miko lover detected

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Can I be a ⑨ too?

[Anonymous No.]

God, yes! I would kill to get into Gensokyo!
>My reaction if it would happen

[Anonymous No.]

>-You will be the stage 1 boss of TH13.
>-You gonna get master spark'd.
So long as I don't die I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6390941
That's not funny...

[Anonymous No.]

-You will be the stage 1 boss of TH13.
-You gonna get master spark'd.
-You will be lumped in with team ⑨.
not cons

Also I accept, I will be a fairy who is actually in a relationship with Cirno, my magic is based on wind

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

fuck yeah being a cuelebre

[Anonymous No.]

Cons:
- You'll be a target for thousands of fap sessions and you'll be sexualized to no end.

Nah, kidding. It's a pro, we all know we would love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6391070
Will you have a sheltered Xana imouto whom you jealously guard from the harsh outside world, working hard every day and fighting valiant knights (if there's a vampire mansion in Gensokyo, knights wouldn't be out of place either) seeking to kill you so that you can feed her properly and give her the happiest life you can? Obviously, being on /jp/, you'd also be a perverted elder sister and molest her during the night, telling her it's the natural thing for sisters to do.

[General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY No.]

>>6391096
that kinda goes with being a cuelebre, doesnt it?

the question is how many times i will have to say "i am not a dragon!"

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't rape me Yuka-oneesama♥

[Anonymous No.]

>>6386489
I wish so much that master Yukari could appear and do it ;_;