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hey /jp/

Im still preparing myself to go to gensokyo. I already did huge progress: I went outside of my apartemen (during day) so I did meet other people. (you know in gensokyo I would have to talk to others anyway, even to go to shop in human village). Im learning how to cook (so I could prepare food for myself) and all these basic things you have to know about real life... I also started to collect money for plastic surgery so I could look little more cute and more japanese...

Now question; I know that I would have to "visit" Gensokyo before trying teleport... but Im not sure how to do it.. I started to hope about visiting it during dream, but I think chances are too low. So do you guys have any ideas?

>> No.6384460

>>6384451
im sorry ;_;

>> No.6384456
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>> No.6384463

>>6384451

I don't think plastic surgery is gonna do much unless it turns you into 2D.

>> No.6384467

Not this pasta again.

>> No.6384465 [DELETED] 

Stop being so autistic. That might work.

>> No.6384468

Teleportation is not how you enter Gensokyo, because it is a sealed realm. You need to find a location where the boundary is weak (try the real-world Hakurei shrine) and release enough spiritual energy to cause a boundary shift from one side to the other.

Easiest way is sacrifice, of course. Suicide would work, too, but you'll obviously be a ghost when you reach the other side.

>> No.6384472

>>6384463
But I will look more japanese so I will be able to be more like Touhou, and in gensokyo they are 3D so I would be perfectly normal when I willl look japanese.

>> No.6384485

>>6384468
Thanks for informations, its sounds possible, but isn't it like youkais were humans who did sacrafice so they could move to gensokyo?

>> No.6384492

OP gets a job, becomes social, and studies hard so that he can research how to get to gensokyo
His waifu knows this and is waiting patiently for him there.
OP becomes content with his life, and gets a high paying job thanks to his studies. He forgets about Gensokyo
His waifu sees this and commits suicide.

>> No.6384500

Do you think Eirin sells SSRIs?

>> No.6384501

>>6384492
Never! I wont forget about gensokyo, and its just that I will try to do it as quick as possible, so I can move to gensokyo and live happy life. ;_;

>> No.6384504

>>6384492

Then his waifu is reincarnated in the real world as OP's daughter by his 3DPD SO.

He ends up having incestuous sexual relations with his waifu and it is glorious.

>> No.6384520

>>6384492
I am starting to believe, slowly at first, but more with each passing second, that this would be an excellent plot for a film.

>> No.6384553

>>6384504
>>6384492
>>6384520
>>6384504
Please stop being so cruel ;_; I do it just for gensokyo!

>> No.6385946

Still not in gensokyo ;_;

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>> No.6386069

QUALITY THREAD

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