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6383024 No.6383024 [Reply] [Original]

Before you swore off all 3D, what was your last girlfriend like?

>> No.6383034

Never had one. You should have said crush, I had a high school sweetheart who was already with another guy.

>> No.6383038

Are you insinuating that people on /jp/ ever had girlfriends?

>> No.6383054

>>6383034
This. Unrecruited love is the best love.

>> No.6383056

people who had girlfriends don't end up here

>> No.6383058

Had one when I was 6, dunno if that counts.
Also, I did some stuff with my imouto but again I wasn't more than 10 iirc

>> No.6383061

You mean my 2D girlfriends?

>> No.6383079

>>6383056
Do you want to bet?
Id say the very reason i am here today is because of my ex-girlfriend.
She was a bitch and a whore incarnate.

>> No.6383085

>>6383054
I believe the word you are looking for is unrequited.

>> No.6383096

>>6383079
oh, well, practically the same thing

>> No.6383103

She said she was okay with me being a gay crossdresser who wished to be a girl. But in the end I guess it turned out that she wasn't all too okay with it. Well, I'm better off.

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>>6383085
... to be my girlfriend.

>> No.6383117
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Cute asian meganekko I met in Hawaii.

Not much else I can say without sounding like a faggot.

I didn't swear off of women since then, but I haven't treated a girl right since she dumped me. Sex is easier to get now but I'm not emotionally involved in it at all. It can be very unsatisfying.

I miss her. She was my best friend. I messed up. Went from the object of her affection to a nobody whom she never wants to hear from. It was entirely my fault. I'm sorry, but I'm miles away now and I wouldn't even know how to start trying to make up to her. I don't even know what my goal would be were I to try.

It's been over six years, so we've probably grown apart even if she doesn't hate me now anyway.

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>girlfriend

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>>6383117
Only one way to fix your current situation.

>> No.6383148

>>6383117
Kinda curious, what did you do to her if you feel like talking?

>> No.6383143

Ahh yes, /jp/ anons and their girlfriends.

>> No.6383156

She was insane. It started out okay but all the crazy came out later; misandry, emotional and psychological abuse, disapproval of anything I did, belittling my pursuits. Eventually I was faced with a choice, on one hand, stay with the bitch, on the other hand, 2D, bros, and creativity. There was no contest.

Sadly it's fucked me up a lot. I'm fine with women but terrified and distrusting if they even show the faintest hint of interest in me (like that would ever happen anyway). I find it hard to believe they aren't all insane, possessive, sexuality-hating, gold-digging harpies.

3Dpigdisgusting

>> No.6383171

Nerd who liked mysteries, British comedies, was OK with ecchi, liked older (80s, 90s) anime/manga to moeblobs today. Pretty much the best I could hope to get. Realized I don't actually know how to date about three months into the relationship, she said "we should just be friends", I sent her a mail asking why. Haven't heard from her since. Probably burned the bridge with the last one.

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She was like this. I actually have a folder of 2D pictures with characters who look like her.

>> No.6383199

Girlfriend? Nope. My last crush I had on a girl was back in elementary school.

>> No.6383224

Brown hair and glasses. We were about 11 or 12. I don't even remember her name. I don't remember much from before I was 15 or 16. That's the same time I discovered 4chan and dropped out of school. I wonder if they're related. Anyway, my memory is perfect from May 2005 onward.

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>>6383148

Initially, I don't think it was anything I did so much TO her as just the way I was. There wasn't much about me to be interested in, I just managed to be a funny guy if it was your first time meeting me or something. I guess I came across as a spoiled brat, compared to her and our mutual friends. We were all part of the same gang of go-home-clubbers in high school.

The two complaints she gave before dumping me were that it seemed like I didn't really want to have any friends other than her, and that once I got riled up about something I just wouldn't let it go. I was really into maddox at the time, so my sense of humor was obnoxious and arrogant at best, I guess. I can see how someone would get sick of that after a while.

I decided not to do anything about it at the time, because I'd always tried to hold on or make it up to previous girlfriends of mine at the first sign of trouble, but by this point I was starting to think that was immature. I tried to hang out with all of our friends more after that, but I must have been obviously upset about the breakup, and I gave the impression that I was just following her around, and that was mostly true I guess.

After a short while I got so upset I stopped trying as hard. She clearly wasn't coming back to me. So on and off I would ask her what she was up to and if she had any plans, and for a couple of months the answer was pretty much always "I'm busy." I got frustrated by the end of the second month and confronted her about it, and she put me in my place. It should have been obvious that we weren't close friends anymore and I was just in denial. We fought, broke off, and that was pretty much the end of that. A few months later, before I left the islands, I tried to hang out with her and her friends once or twice. It was awkward, but I was desperate, and she's nice enough not to turn people away outright.

Then I left in 2004, and that was that. No communication since.

>> No.6383295

They were terrible. Uninteresting to talk to, mediocre sex, and the constant demanding of my time.

This was before I learned about 2d, and I haven't felt the need to go back ever since.

>> No.6383323

A super quiet and shy blonde girl (practically my ideal 3D girl now). It was back in 6th grade so I don't really consider her a past girlfriend, but it was the closest thing I've ever had to one. Then one day she came in to school and told everybody she was moving and I never talked to or saw her again (which shows how non-serious of a relationship it was).

Too bad I have no idea where she went and both her first and last names are insanely common, so I can't even look her up on Facebook to see how she's doing.

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3d is where 2d goes to troll

>> No.6383365

First and last, she was an overweight white trash narutard pierced up emo underage mother who smoked.

>> No.6383374

Well, she was pretty chubby. Not exactly cute, but not ugly either. She was (sorta) into anime. Mostly just mainstream stuff. We dated for about two weeks, then she dumped me for some high school guy. Ah well.

>> No.6383397

>>6383192
Same here. She was great the first few months, but then she started acting way too possessive. And this is coming from the guy who loves being smothered.

Needless to say I still love my chubby, and I'll go back to 3D if I can find one who isn't fucking OCD.

>> No.6383402

>>6383365
And why would you date an underage single mother, tohno?

>> No.6383406

>>6383332
oh god she is stunningly attractive

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