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Rise and shine! Did you get enough sleep last night? Hey, how about breakfast? I'll make you whatever you'd like, and you can even eat it in bed, like a big ol' cuddly NEET! It's gonna be a great day for mommy's special boy, I just know it!
i'm gay
Thanks, mommy! I'm sure my coworkers won't make fun of me for my otaku ways! Love you!
Thanks, mom! It's always good to know I have you!My real mom hates me.
Knowing Ran she ate the breakfast and took a shit on the plate.
Eeeeehehe, good start to the week.
mom please put on some clothes I can't even bring my friends over because you make me so embarassed
But mom, I didn't know you had a son.
Why am I crying?WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME OP
Ran<3
My real mother wishes I had never been born, so I love these threads so much ;_;
>>6380315Of course they won't! And no matter what happens, mommy's here for you.>>6380326A good start to my sweety's GREAT week! Mommy loves ya!>>6380330Oh, don't be embarrassed, silly! Mommy just has to go suppatenko once in a while. Don't be afraid to look at my body! One day, you'll have a waifu with a body just like mine.
I always imagine Ran's voice in these threads sounding like Sara Palin.
>>6380365It works better if you imagine it in the voice of Ran.
>>6380355Mommy's body is the best
>>6380355But... but I want YOU to be my "waifu", mommy!
>>6380371Indeed it isIndeeditis
>>6380355I'm sorry mom, you're right. If any of my friends make fun of me, they're just jealous because they don't have an amazing awesome mom like you.
>>6380379>Barbie genitalsThis TOTALLY RUINS THE PICTURE, FUCK
>Did you get enough sleep last night? Nope. Not a bit.>It's gonna be a great day for mommy's special boy, I just know it!Yeah, this just means I'll be stuck inside the house making weekly reports.
Why do I feel so warm and fussy inside?
>>6380379
>>6380415
/r/ moar motherly Ran with Chen.
>>6380426Ah, of course, can't forget about your imouto too.
Momma Ran seems to have left.
I love you Ran...something I've never said to my own mother...
>>6380444Mainly because her name isn't Ran...
Ran is the best mom.
>>6380483Kanako is good at that sort of thing too.
>>6380498
I'll always love mommy's little boy, no matter what!