/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You will gain the appearance and abilities of a Touhou of choice and then you will spend the rest of you life in Gensokyo. Who would you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

Chen, I would honk all day.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Hell the fuck yes

>become Yuuka
>grow massive amounts of weed
>be so high I walk around with a clock
>suck wriggle off
>how high does she have to be, etc

[Anonymous No.]

I will command the Technology of Peace and bring Gensokyo into the new Tiberium Age.

[Anonymous No.]

"Quality thread post"

[Anonymous No.]

Flandre. I'd be the loli one that lets /jp/ do their thing onto me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374087
So Keine then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374092
oh god I wish I knew a loli like that

if anyone on /jp/ ever becomes the little girl they can't disappoint

[Anonymous No.]

I naturally get hot here in California, so being Cirno and having ice powers would be a refreshing change.

Also, I'd be stronger than the rest of you.

[Anonymous No.]

Since I get hot here in california, having Cirno's ice powers would be a refreshing change.

Also, I'd be stronger than the rest of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374087
And i will be there to stop you.

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya or Rinnosuke.

[Anonymous No.]

A simple life for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374097
You don't even survive into the expansion. You are inferior.

[Anonymous No.]

any who says cirno in this thread is kog

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374103
I'd believe it only if said post ended in a 9.

[Anonymous No.]

If I chose to be Mima, does that mean I'd be dead upon reaching Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374107

Gee, look at the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374111

>111
>look at the time
>05:55

Happy Halloween, KoG.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd choose Yuugi so i can rape everyone in the butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374115

>Yuugi
>5

STOP THAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374118

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374111
>>6374120

I just realized how similar Cirno and Kogasa look.

I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374079

[Anonymous No.]

Flandre. Smuggle a computer into the basement. Nothing has changed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374103
But Cirno is the sole best answer.

You live a free life with no worry in the world. You get to go on adventures (which are infinitely more fun when you're a tiny fairy compared to some overpowered youkai hag). You get to hang out with all the best Touhous (Three Fairies, Baka Squad, Dai-chan...). And you even get some really useful powers.

Seriously, only Marisa comes close here. And Marisa is out of the question for one simple reason - when you go to Gensokyo, you'd better have the ability to respawn at least until you learn how to navigate in the air, not to mention dodge all those bullets.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6374147

>Three Fairies, Baka Squad, Dai-chan...

That's silly. I don't want to be one of the silly Touhous.

You can say a lot about Yuuka, but you can't call her silly.

[Anonymous No.]

Sanae. I would be a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374167
I can.

Just not to her face, mind you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374135
I had to fix that girl's computer a couple of times for geeksquad

Basically she's a bitch and so is her sister. Turns out she was breaking it on purpose just to get said sister to call tech support. Anyway, they were both into some kind of vampire kink roleplay and tried to involve me, and I caught them doing it on their own webcam and showed my boss, so I don't need to go over there anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374171
I'd be Sanae and let /jp/ use me. I'd be satisfying lusts without ruining their image of characters.

[Anonymous No.]

chen, i could snuggle in ran's tails all day

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck all you all, I'm gonna be yuuka. I'mma gonna chill in mah sun flowers all day, and fuck shit up so no one bothers except some dumbass shrine maiden and her witch freind who zun has sex with every night.

[Anonymous No.]

I choose Yuyuko, become Light and trick Youmu into having sex with me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374209
plants vs zombies

[Anonymous No.]

1) pick Rinnosuke
2) become the only good looking alpha male in gensokyo
3) ???
4) Rape, Rape everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa, so I can visit Alice and confess to her, thus making her ronery no more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374204
>I'd be satisfying lusts without ruining their image of characters
The only people who have that image are meme spewing jerks. Leave my waifu alone guys ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374225
Oh, I see what you did there

[Anonymous No.]

delicious zombie armpits

[Anonymous No.]

Youmu. It would be totally cool. I'd probably lesbian rape anyone that picked Lunachild too.

[Anonymous No.]

Suika, manipulation of density is the greatest power. IMMUNITY TO ALCOHOL POISONING FUCK YES

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa because I like broomsticks and hats.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374147
This is brilliant, actually. I'm sure you all know how awful knowing how awful you are is, but what if you could be oblivious to how awful you are, but also believe you're in fact not awful? I'm not saying Cirno's awful, but she's... well let's face it, she's pretty stupid. But the beauty of it is she doesn't realize that! Ignorance is bliss, right?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd become Remilia and do whatever I please to Sakuya. And I promise to buy PC for whoever picked Flandre.

[Anonymous No.]

Utsuho. Snuggle with Satori and Rin all night, burn bitches with nuclear fusion all day. No one's gonna hurt my beloved underground family.

Or chen like >>6374208
Ran's tails and loving family.
Plus waking up to mommy Ran every day

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374282
man, you are such a prick

do you even realize how much of a prick you are?

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko.

I don't even care about loldeathpowers, I'd get:
a) gorgeous scenery and a huge garden
b) the softest molestable Touhou
c) to be Yukari's secret lover
d) I would be beautiful ;_;

It doesn't get much better than that.

[Anonymous No.]

The one with the highest powerlevel.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko. Exceptionally smart, yet takes it easy most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

you try to buy a pc. can't find it, so eventually you go to the rinnosuke guy to see if he found one. he did, so you get it.

but wait. there's no electricity or internet in feudal japan/gensokyo. this pc is a pile of useless junk to you.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, you will never get to meet the Touhou that you choose.

That's why nameless fairy is the superior option.

[cheese No.]

>>6374113
05:56:36 to be exact try again fool.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya.
Her powers and appearance plus not having to think about what to do every day?
Yes, mistress.

[Anonymous No.]

I suppose I should say Kaguya. Immortality would be nice I suppose, and pretty much a carefree life. I would say Mokou, but I know I haven't the ability to hold a grudge for so long, which is definately the case between Kaguya and Mokou. Mokou's the one who cares about if enough to keep the feud going, and Kaguya just doesn't give a shit to do any more than fend off the attacks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374362
Yeah, being one of those fairies shot down by the hundreds every game would be the best. I wish every Anonymous would become one of them, so that we can take it easy together, gathering wild plants and growing vegetables in a simple garden around some hidden subterranean or arboreal house. We'd have no worries whatsoever (except shrine maidens) since not even death fazes fairies, and we would get to be unaging, cute girls with all the mental faculties of adults.

Of course, no computers nor internet would be available to us, and with everyone as adorable girls, we'd have couples arising soon after we get into Gensokyo. So a typical day would involve spending several hours hunting for small animals or foraging for edible plants, and then flying back to /jp/'s communal home to be greeted by your "wife" with a kiss and the classic "Would you like have dinner or a bath first? Or would you like to have me? " line. You'd then get to eat her delicious home cooking (even if some Anonymous don't know how to cook, they have an eternity to improve, after all) and have a warm bath together, with her chiding you for getting yourself too dirty again and carefully washing your small body. Afterwards, you two would spend the evening talking and playing with other Anonymous-turned-fairies while drinking tea, and during the night you'd get to enjoy her more personally, watching her wings beat frantically as you grope her small breasts and tease her nipples while you rub your crotches together.

If only ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Letty, living during my favorite season and sleep until the cold come again

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374455
I'm horny now.

Give me some delicious generic Touhou fairy yuri sex pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374455
>implying /jp/ wouldn't still be completely autistic and live alone on some strange corner of Gensokyo, only to be beaten up occasionally without even knowing who it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374479
Still an improvement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374455

A huge orgy on every Sunday anyone?

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is awful

[Anonymous No.]

Are you fucking shitting me, OP?
Most stupid question ever and everyone knows the "right" answer.

Pic fucking related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374565
Whoever wrote the contents of this picture is a god among men. This is what I've wanted to say for a long time, but could never word it correctly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374565
holy fuck, now that is some real answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374565
Implying I would ever want to live as some immortal all-powerful god

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374079
I would like to be any touhou ;_; Just to move to gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd become somebody nobody gives a shit about so that nobody will notice that I'm an impostor.

Soooo, Alice.

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin, i would go around drugging kaguta, udonge and youmu plus other for a great lesbian orgy

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374698
*kaguya, pardon

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374694
You are rude. Its not her fault. She wants to have friends... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou is immortal and sad/lonely/angry. Kaguya is immortal and an outcast, sure she has a few friends but the shared hatred with Mokou ruins it and her 'friends' aren't much to talk about.

I'd be a fairy, immortal and fun loving with plenty of other fairies to play with.

Cirno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374330
and nooow i request the source

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374710
And that is why >>6374228 is the best answer.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUALITY THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374709
>I'd be a fairy, immortal and fun loving with plenty of other fairies to play with.
Even nature itself will die in time. Know this, fairy, that eternity does not exist in this natural world.

[Anonymous No.]

aya shameimaru

because i would have wings and i could blow wind at touhou's skirts and take pictures of thier panties with my camera

[Anonymous No.]

Suika.

Alcoholic loli, need I say more?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd rather be myself so I could meet Suika

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374550
Those can be hosted in a large sleeping chamber able to hold all of us. I suppose that would most likely be the initial room constructed when /jp/ denizens find themselves in Gensokyo, since there'd be a few dozen of us and building a seperate room for each Anonymous would be impossible, especially for a group of tiny fairies. The first few months would be like a game of Dwarf Fortress, except your dwarves are small and immortal. We'd start with pretty much nothing and work together towards a society that consists entirely of cute fairy girls. Any Anonymous worth his salt would contribute to a goal like this, after all.

So a few years after we end up in Gensokyo, we'd change from grumpy recluses to elegant and pure maidens (though still recluses nonetheless) and spend our time drinking stolen tea/booze and talking about current events. Eventually, maybe we can even have a computer or two connected to the internet (Star and Sunny have Luna dampen the sound around their house during storms, so maybe if we get fairies able to manipulate electricity or currents, we can get a computer running. Besides, youkai are said to conduct raids outside the boundary anyway, so we might be able to convince a stronger Gensokyo resident to sneak out to the outside world and torrent whatever we want. ) to download the latest VNs and play them together in the evenings.

I wish I could live together with other Anonymous as fairies ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6374802,1

Time to stop posting.