/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do I be like you, /jp/? I speak/read/understand a decent amount of Japanese, play mahjong, play VNs, played like 2 or 3 of the Touhou games, have a cabinet full of scantly-clad anime figures, have an anime body pillow, and rarely leave my room unless out of necessity and yet every time I come over here I have no idea whats going on.

Please inform a newfag as to what some of the requirements for /jp/ are.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Wow dude, you're such a nerd. Go get a girlfriend and a job at least before you even think about fitting in here.

[Anonymous No.]

You need to hate yourself, hate what you've become, and hate all other weaboos. Then you will understand what it is like to be from /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh... you seem like you have it down, really.
Better than a lot of us, in fact.

...what did you need again?

[Anonymous No.]

You have to be a refined little girl. Frilly dress and funny hat are required.

[Anonymous No.]

>anime figures
>anime body pillow

Sorry, but it's impossible for you :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>6372298
Buy a kotatsu and post a video of yourself masturbating

[Anonymous No.]

It's called lurking.

[Anonymous No.]

Agreeing with >>6373746, get a girlfriend. A cute, petite Asian girlfriend who never complains about weight and genuinely enjoys your hobbies as much as you do, and can hold down a professional job.

Invite us to the wedding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6373768
Every time I use my onahole I think of taking pictures for /jp/.