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6359449 No.6359449 [Reply] [Original]

So I go into a restaurant and look at the menu. There's a page layout like:

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Burritos & Tacos
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Sandwiches
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* All Items Above come with fries or a salad
Specialties
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And I ask the waiter, "So, do the burritos come with fries or a salad? They are above the notice here..."
"No, only sandwiches."
"Why doesn't the notice just say "All SANDWICHES come with fries or a salad?"

I just don't get stuff like this.

>> No.6359454

I only eat at Fancy restaurants.

:3

>> No.6359455

It seems pretty clear to me. Maybe you have autism.

>> No.6359457

I can't recommend restaurants to amateurs.

>> No.6359465

Who the hell orders a sandwich with fries?

>> No.6359472

Probably the asterisk thing was below the page or section that had sandwiches on it.

>> No.6359490

>>6359472

It was also below the section that had Burritos in it.

If it said "All items *directly* above...," I'd let it slide.

>> No.6359501
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6359501

People working at cheap restaurants may very well overlook syntax errors/grammatical niceties in their menus, either because English isn't their first language or they are just fucking dumbasses.

I also see typos in newspapers and various website columns all the time. It's downright disturbing how many people cannot properly use its/it's, their/there, accept/except etc.

>> No.6359506

>>6359465
Why not? It's a classic 2 star restaurant combo along with fish and chips.

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>>6359501
difference is their employed and your not

>> No.6359528

How is this /jp/ related?

>> No.6359535

>>6359501
It wasn't a cheap restaraunt. It was an upscale tapas/Southwest fusion place.

Srsly, all the people there were in business wear.

>> No.6359542

>>6359528
these days everything is /jp/ related

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>>6359528

It appears to be a Currybutt spam.

Being reminded of this, I will now post this image. What a glorious day that was.

>> No.6359555

>>6359535
I hate those kinds of places. I went to P.F. Chang's once and I imagine it's the same sort of thing, only Mexican style.

>> No.6359559

Deal with it, nerd.

>> No.6359577

I hate mexican restaurants. And italian

hell just give me a steak

>> No.6359589

>>6359577
The man likes the solid meats.

>> No.6359592

>>6359544
That was a fun night, little did I know that /jp/ would later grow to be like that all day every day.

>> No.6359607

>>6359589
actually the best steak is tender and juicy

>> No.6359633

It's funny because in Mexico nobody sells Burritos and Tacos aren't nothing like the ones in USA.

>> No.6359661

>>6359633
I guess Mexicans forget how to cook tacos when they cross the boarder to California.

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