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Ok /jp/, serious question.

If a pretty girl showed up at your doorstep needing a place to stay, what would you do?

>> No.6359280

She'd have to ask my mom

>> No.6359289 [DELETED] 

I would tell her to get the fuck off my property before I call the cops

>> No.6359296
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6359296

I would tell her to get the fuck off my property before I call the cops

>> No.6359313

Ask her to buy me some groceries.

>> No.6359326

Ask my folks if it's okay, then let her use my sister's room (she moved out a while ago). Treat her as nicely any other guest staying overnight and be kind and courteous until she is able to find her own place to stay. Perhaps inquire about why she needs a place to stay and get to know her better. We may even become good friends.

No, really.

>> No.6359327

More information is needed. Ask what her situation is.

>> No.6359328

I would be even more skeptical than an ugly guy approaching me.

I'd ask her why she can't find a hotel, where is her family, how did she get in this situation. If I determined that she wasn't murderous, then I would probably take her to the police to get help.

>> No.6359335

Well I would tell her to fuck off as I'm asshole IRL and go back to my PC to waste more time.

>> No.6359337

Every shitty thread must be replied to.

>> No.6359338

Allow her to stay, then masturbate silently at night due to the fact that there is a pretty girl staying in my house.

>> No.6359342

TURN HER AWAY /JP/. Don't you know your medieval lore? She might be a VAMPIRE. If you say that they can come inside your home, they will. If you refuse her entrance, she can't come into your house, so you are still safe.

Please /jp/, to keep yourself from any more harm, you should just stay inside your safe bubble. Associating with strangers, with other people, is a dreadful mistake and you'll regret it later. All you need is your computer, the internet, and your waifu.

>> No.6359349

>>6359342
You're missing out on the chance to nab a vampire slave

>> No.6359376

>>6359342
Good thing I keep a rather large supply of candles and holy water in my house at all times.

>> No.6359395
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6359395

Surely I would take her i..wait a minute. If she ain't 2D OR at least super kawaii, short and flat chested. It's a no go!

>> No.6359431

>>6359349
>You're missing out on the chance to become a vampire's slave
I fixed that for you.

Not that I wouldn't jump at the chance anyway.

>> No.6359437

Tell them to get the fuck out. I don't care how pretty they are, I'm not wasting my time dealing with their shit, and I only really like girls based on personality anyway (meaning no 3D).

She can probably suck some other guy's dick for a place to stay. I'm sure she's done it multiple times already, fucking slut.

>> No.6359451

Depends on age and if she's a human or a robot/alien or something.

also this >>6359280

With the added note than my mom would probably try to make me marry her.

>> No.6359481

>>6359451
whats wrong with your mom?

>> No.6360166

She looks cute, but she'll probably steal my laptop and wallet in my sleep.

>> No.6360168

>>6360166
Don't bump shitty threads.

>> No.6360186

>>6359274
Is she 10 years old?

>> No.6360189

I wouldn't have even answered the door.

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