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[Anonymous No.]

why is saber Nero in the game, when Nero was the worst emperor of Rome? what made them pick Nero? how does she act?

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

Nerevar would have been a better choice, hands down.

[Anonymous No.]

And wasn't Nero really fat?

[Anonymous No.]

Why not pick Augustus?, Caesar? wtf man?

[Anonymous No.]

>worst emperor of Rome

You guys don't seem to get the "misunderstood" faulty historical figure thing Nasu has going on.

[Necrobrotent No.]

Everyone in rome was saber.

We went over this.

[Anonymous No.]

better question: why does nero look exactly like king arthur?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6345052
Explain further

[Anonymous No.]

To further troll people who thought she would actually be Joan of Arc this time

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6345059
You went to the public orgy, everyone was saber.

You went to the arena, the stands were packed with sabers, saluting the sabers who were about to die.

I am saberticus etc

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>6345056
better question: why des nero look like the FEMALE version of king arthur

[Anonymous No.]

>>6345076
Because people wanted to see the old Saber back. She is one of the most popular characters of all time, just look at the amount of merchandises about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6345100
if she's so popular how come she couldn't even win one round in saimoe?

[Necrobrotent No.]

>>6345109
because saimoe is crap?

[Minato Arisato !c4.MXvMVO2 No.]

More importantly, why didn't they choose one with a cooler name like Marcus Aurelius or Septimius Severus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6345121
You got a problem with Lucius Domitius Ahenobarbus, a.k.a. Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6345135

He was a fat neckbeard, specifically.

Everybody knows fat neckbeards are the -worst-.

[Anonymous No.]

Julius Caesar or Nerevar would have been better choices instead of Nero.

Charlemagne would have been a good choice too, I'm a faggot.

[Luca Trulyworth !SLUT.mTPxw No.]

Nero was vilified by buttangery Christians, like a lot of Roman emperors. All the stories of him are made up.
He was pretty average, as emperors go.

I'm just wondering why Nero has been reused.

[Anonymous No.]

well does this saber act like Nero did?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6345157
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6345178
No u xD

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6345178

this copypasta is old and stale.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>6345169
Vlad is a Christian and she does kill him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6345144
I meant the name itself/names themselves.