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6339009 No.6339009 [Reply] [Original]

You have just divorced and find yourself the sole caretaker for your 7 year old daughter and 10 year old son. What do you do?

>> No.6339016

Secretly kill boy, train girl to be my life partner.

>> No.6339015
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6339015

>Father getting custody

>> No.6339022 [DELETED] 

It's a good thing /jp/ will never have children because they would neglect the boys and molest the girls.

>> No.6339025

>>6339015
Common in japan, or even in other world if mother proved to be alcoholic or addict.

>> No.6339027

It's a good thing /jp/ will never have children because all they would do is neglect the boys and molest the girls.

>> No.6339028

Lean back in my chair and enjoy the credits.

>> No.6339030

>>6339027
Replace /jp/ with "single male" and you'll have every court in America.

>> No.6339040

Enter the son into a girls' school disguised as a girl and the daughter into a boys' school disguised as a boy for a stupid reason. Wacky hijinks ensue. Roll credits.

>> No.6339042

>>6339030
Lol, you guys rag on pedophiles the hardest, yet with these kind of decisions tacitly admit you believe every man to be a pedophile.

Americans are fucked up.

>> No.6339043

>>6339027
Actually, that's not true. Some would dress the boys as girls and molest them too.

>> No.6339051
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>>6339040
Been there. Done that.

>> No.6339065

>>6339042
I guess "sarcasm" is a concept alien to foreigners.

>> No.6339070
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>>6339042
lrn2sarcam

>> No.6339076

Enroll them in single-gender schools of the opposite gender, force them into crossplay.
You shall never regret this.

>> No.6339081

>>6339076
You forget
>Changing during gym
The boy will be caught and maybe the girl too

>> No.6339202

>>6339081
Not if they master the art of pushing their balls up into that cavity thing and then taping their penis back so it can't be seen.

>> No.6339248

I put them in separate pots and water them lovingly. It's too bad things didn't work out with Yuuka. She really is a miracle of the universe.

>> No.6341893

Sue that bitch for all the child support I can possibly get.
Buy piles of weeaboo goods for children and otherwise spoil them.
Enjoy family done right, niggers.

>> No.6341900

Mass Stalker/Collosi into High Templar.

>> No.6341908

>>6339081
>>6339202
Or just be the weird kid who always changed in the stall.

That was me at my middle school ;_;

>> No.6341916

>>6339009
Kill myself.

>> No.6342019

>>6339076
>>6339040
Puberty would be VERY interesting for them.

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>>6339065
>>6339070
>Herp derp I was being sarcastic xD

Sure, bros.

>> No.6343450

>>6339027
No I would raise my boy as my daughter, fixing his hair, painting his nails, buying him frilly dresses. I would condition him to love feminine things, spoil him like a princess, and have loving intercourse with him every night.

The girl I would treat as a serving wench and would constantly verbally berate her until she was as broken, sheepish, submissive and sad as possible. Sometimes I would make her write profane things like "whore" and "worthless slut" on herself with lipstick, and if she was really bad I would shave her head. She would sleep on the floor and use a liter box instead of a toilet. I would never buy her anything nor would she get any privileges except to clean the house and cook all day. If my beautiful boy was ever too tired at night I would fuck her in the ass, but not cuddle with her afterward.

>> No.6343554

I'm just glad none of you will ever reproduce. You're the worst scum anyone could have as a parent.

>> No.6343878

I would love to cuddle with them and of course I would like to educate them in a manner that pleases me, but I guess in real life I would care, send them to school and support them to always have or find friends and never to become lonely otakus and nerds.

>> No.6343933

Fuck you all.

I would be the best god damn father there ever was.
Fuck their drug-addicted whore mother.
I would be the best and make sure they don't end up like /jp/.

>sevact them.

>> No.6343944

>>6343554
I hope you don't think anyone here is being serious.

>> No.6344013

I would kill the son and make the daughter into my sex slave.

>> No.6344181

reported for "wat do" thread

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