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6337225 No.6337225 [Reply] [Original]

face up to it /jp/

>> No.6337231

What's your point?

>> No.6337230

Europe would have been fucked if Japan invaded

>> No.6337233

Reported on sight.

>> No.6337236

Where is Europe? Nothing on the map is colored red.
What is that place colored orange? Why is it not in the legend?

>> No.6337240

I fail to see the point you are trying to make

>> No.6337242

>guaranteed replies.jpg
Every thread on /jp/, no exception.jpg

>> No.6337243

They realized they were outmatched militarily

>> No.6337244

I'm really not sure what sort of response you're after

>> No.6337251

If you mix blue with red you'll get orange.

>> No.6337252

>>6337242
I want to know how he wants to troll us.

>> No.6337283

japan invented mecha after looking at plate armour and realising it was fucking awesome

you jelly?

>> No.6337286

...Orange you glad Medieval Europe didn't invade Japan?

>> No.6337285

You can't fight a land war in Asia.

>> No.6337289

they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction

>> No.6337297

Mongoles tried it 2 times with a massive force but got wiped out.

>> No.6337299

Katana_vs_Broadsword.jpg

>> No.6337300

One of my personal wet dreams is a world where reverse colonialism took place. Just imagine a world where the Black Death ravaged Europe to the point that it was barely impossible to keep a government running. Centuries after centuries, foreign powers would sail from across the ocean, or to one point of the Mediterranean to the other, to carve out a piece of Europe for themselves. Eventually, even Japan would wise up to the profitability of this venture and delegations would be sent to Europe to open trades. However, a lot of territories have already been claimed by the Tartars, the Chinese, the Arabs, the Aztecs, the Tlaxcala. So they have no other choice but to try and strike a deal with the British Isles using good ol' gunboat policy. The impoverished people of the British Isles know that this would bring their centuries-old self-imposed isolation to an end, and try to defend against the invader in every way possible, as their own mutation of Christianity holds that they (the British) are among the holiest of the holy.

>> No.6337304

FUCK YOU

Japan is the greatest nation in the world. Do you really think filthy, shitty soldiers from mere EUROPE could invade Glorious Nippon? The Japanese superior sword, Katanna can split European shit swords in half with no problem. It can even deflect bullets. Don't think your shitty soldiers will ever be a match against the master race that is Japan.

>> No.6337309
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6337309

>>6337299

>> No.6337310

>>6337300
Are you a nigger by any chance?

>> No.6337330

>>6337304
incoming shitstorm

>> No.6337331

Actually, no one cared about medieval Japan in Europe. Span and Portugal tried to proselytize the Japanese and when the Tokugawa shogunate closed the borders in 1639 they just didn't give a shit anymore.
It was all about China back then. China was the center of the Asian world, the forerunner nation for both Japan and Korea (who had both been vassal states to China at some point), and the most important partner in trade.

I guess if the British cared enough, they could've made Japan their colony like they did with India. They just didn't.

>> No.6337332

What's the point of invading medieval Japan. Exactly what desirable resources can you score?

>> No.6337335

>>6337332
Their blacksmiths

>> No.6337338
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>>6337309
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hy_A9vjp_s

anime is a perversion of disneys art style, because the japs were too lazy to learn how to draw eyes

captcha: nonaliar ain't
I ain't lyin

>> No.6337341

>>6337299

The gif is so much better though.

>> No.6337343

>>6337338
Remember when Disney was an animation studio?

>> No.6337347
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That’s it. I’m sick of all this "how can a sword cut lasters" bullshit that’s going on in Strike Witches right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut apart Neuroi beams with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a fully armored Neuroi with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why the Neuroi never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai witches and their katanas of destruction. Even in the Second Neuroi War, they targeted the witches with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the Strike Witches. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
- Can deflect Neuroi beams from all directions
- Can cut through an entire Neuroi hive in one strike
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don’t you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in Strike Witches, see my new stat block.

>> No.6337359

>>6337338
Except, you know, any real swordsman (myself) would tell you that the gif posted is accurate.

>> No.6337360

Footage from 1550 of a duel between and Knight and Samurai

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWCh1fWh13Y

>> No.6337361

>>6337300
except none of those niggers managed to develop in isolation so what would actually happen is that nowhere would progress

oh and by the way, the black death was largely responsible for the cultural development of europe

>> No.6337373

>>6337360
That fight was over before it eve began. That knight was just terrified of the samurai's raw killing intent.

>> No.6337371

>this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX3dXiS3mtw

>> No.6337374

>27 replies

No... just no /jp/.

>> No.6337378
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>> No.6337394

>>6337378
by "facing death" it means not blocking
because the sword would snap like a twig if you did

>> No.6337395

>>6337378
Superior proof from a country superior to ours.

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6337412

>>6337378
>That's why its strength and sharpness are unparalled compared to swords made from a mold.

I know, troll image, but still...

>> No.6337414

I still laugh at how you ruthless barbarians like you guys think all the fights needs to be decided by the sword.
Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

>> No.6337417

i cant believe you euroboos are still crying over that blacksmith animes
i mean god damn its a show where katanas shatter into pieces ever episode and your butt's still crying a year later over a magic one cutting a broadsword

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6337442

>this thread

>> No.6337463

>>6337300
Man, read the 'Year of Sun and Rice' book.

Shame it doesn't have MESO-AMERICANS REVERSE-COLONISING EUROPAH... But still...

>> No.6337516

what am I supposed to care about?

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