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>no good at talking to girls
>hanging out in a church by myself
>some girl walks in
>my mom tells me to kill her
>I tell her I'm no good with girls
>she tells me to deal with it
>my face

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>> No.6332562 [DELETED] 

>myself
>mom
>kill her

?

>> No.6332567

>by myself
>my mom
>kill her

?

>> No.6332581

Is this FF7

>> No.6332587

It's like I'm really on /v/
Seriously though, please leave.

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>no good at talking to girls
>is called for a job interview
>it was a girl on the phone
>say i'm going to the interview out of impulse
>never shows up
>she calls back 2 hours after
>ignore the phone
>she calls again
>cover myself in blankets and cover my ears
>forever alone/unemployed

>> No.6332597

>she wants to fuck

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>Someone irritates me whether intentional or not
>Instantly and unintentionally think up the easiest way to kill them and dispose of their body
>Remember I can't do things like that because I'm a moralfag
>My face

>> No.6332932

>>6332567
I presume your mom is hovering above the church on a broomstick communicating with you telepathically.

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>no good at talking to girls
>family dies
>girl friend dies
>ghost of William McKinley visits me in my sleep and tells me to assassinate Theodore Roosevelt
>goto where he's giving a speech
>shoot him right in the heart
>no effect
>I get mobbed
>Roosevelt gives his 90 minute speech despite having a bullet wound
>fml

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>no good at talking to girls
>go to laundry mat to give your wife bath
>stop for chinese takeout after putting her in washer
>leave sesame chicken in car while switch her to dryer
>come back, black man in car, runs with sesame chicken
>get in your car, it isn't car it's /jp/
>check /jp/ with clean wife, hungry, waiting noodles
>belly knock cup over, instant noodle all over wife
>still hungry, wife dirty again
>she wants to fuck

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