/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sick and tired of trying to play MMOs with hotglue.

You are all a bunch of autistic cunts. The most inconsiderate, the most selfish, the most tactless bunch. I can count on one hand the number of hotglue I've played with that are able to take it easy. Everybody else is pissy little princesses who think they deserve everything.

You do favors for hotglue, they don't even say fucking "thanks". And still they feel like you should continue doing things for them. It's like you've never been around people before, though I guess I shouldn't be surprised. I shouldn't expect an autists to understand group dynamics.

[VaLヾ(＾∇＾) !hH8XJJY4tY No.]

umad loyalty fag?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

nightly hotglue thread

[Anonymous No.]

I hate MMOs that bait you in with 2D anime images such as Vita biting her hat, only to have it switch to some sort of generic 3D MMO world. They should be sued for false advertising.

[VaLヾ(＾∇＾) !hH8XJJY4tY No.]

>>6328938
lold so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>go to Gamestop
>hotglue members hanging out there
>they give me a USB flash drive
>they tell me to plug it into my computer
>it has the Derek seal of approval on it
>go home
>plug it in
>computer gets a horrible virus
>they forged the Derek seal of approval
Despicable.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

optional hotglue mascot

[Anonymous No.]

>expecting to /jp/ to be any cooler when they're not on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sick and tired of seeing hotglue cheat for tournament and getting away with it in MMOs.

You are all a bunch of fucking cheater. The most unprofessional, the most selfish and the most disgusting game hackers/cheaters that I have seen. I can count on one hand the number of hotglue I've played with that are legit clean players. Everybody else is an lowlife cheater and hacker.

You expect them to be fair players in guild/clan tournament but they just go around clan hopping, fixing the tournament, aimbotting and end up cheating their way to victory. It's like I've never experience such blatant cheating in a game before, though I guess it shouldn't be a surprise. I shouldn't expect an autists to play the game fairly and not resort to cheating their way to win.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6328950
>>play team fortress 2
>>game is extremely disney
>>get a new mickey mouse hat
>>log on to /v/ and ask if anyone wants to trade
>>tons of babbies screaming about halo
>>my face when it turns out I'm not in /v/
>>it's Gamestop
>>I start screaming
>>girl working the counter walks up to me and threatens to call the cops
>>she has long black hair and wearing some sort of flower pin thing
>>scream even louder as I realize it's Saten
>>fat atutimisc guy wearing Blazblue t-shirt walks in
>>he's playing Bad Apple by IOSYS on his portable stereo
>>I cower behind the display that says PS3 games
>>fat guy easily spots me because there's nothing there
>>he starts screaming at me how he loves giant anime tits
>>takes off his pants and poops on the floor in front of the Fate/stay night Saber cardboard cutout
>>I start sobbing
>>my face when this isn't Gamestop anymore
>>it's /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too shy to even play with hotglue

Forever alone ;_;

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6328972
I'll play with you Anon.

What game do you wanna play.

[Kritzinger !TANs7broy. No.]

>>6328972
You can always idle in the #hotglue IRC and laugh at how unproductive we are at work. We collectively rob thousands of dollars from our respective employer's each week because of Mibbit.

[Anonymous No.]

hotglue can't be that bad

[Anonymous No.]

Stop posting this shit Kritzinger.

[Kritzinger !TANs7broy. No.]

>>6328994
No.

[VaLヾ(＾∇＾) !hH8XJJY4tY No.]

>>6328972
i will play with you little one

[Anonymous No.]

>>6328971
>playing Call of Duty
>it's casual as shit
>realize I'm in a tournament at Gamestop
>fat neckbears in Touhou t-shirts are cheering me on
>look at myself
>I'm in a bear suit
>some guy starts screaming
>my daughter threatens to call the cops on him
>she has long black hair and wearing some sort of flower pin thing
>realize she's Saten
>I am the father of death

[Anonymous No.]

>>6329006
These are getting shittier by the minute, if you can believe it possible.

[VaLヾ(＾∇＾) !hH8XJJY4tY No.]

>>6329006
>playing cosmic break
>its moe as shit
>magnets everywhere
>realise im now in space

[Anonymous No.]

>she wants my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>6328991
speak for yourself kritz, I actually do work in the office unlike you or milk/

[Anonymous No.]

>attempt to play shit with #hotgays
>they're all at work or talking about dicks
>thinking about leaving
>forced to leave by their shitass vocaloid channel op

[Anonymous No.]

How come these hotglue people work? Don't they know how to be true NEETs?

[Anonymous No.]

>/jp/ being slow
>try to post to speed it up
>knock over coke
>coke spills on keyboard
>try to clean up coke
>coke is a bear
>keyboard is crushed
>sister comes in
>sees bear
>she wants to fuck
>bear disrupts desk
>gamestop receipt flies off
>she sees final fantasy title
>she doesn't want to fuck
>FUCKING GAMESTOP