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So who'd win?

>> No.6326881

>>6326878

between Goku and Yukari

>> No.6326884

..at what?

>> No.6326886

>>6326884
at sex

>> No.6326888

>>6326878
>>6326881
Goku is stronger than the gods who created his universe. I don't think there's anything Yukari could really do to him.

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>>6326884

use your imagination

>> No.6326893

>>6326888

Well, I'm pretty sure that Yukari would just teleport to avoid Goku's attacks. She could also take Goku to Genyosko and just leave him there. I'm pretty sure the victor is obvious.

>> No.6326897

>>6326893

Gensokyo*

>> No.6326901

>>6326893
>implying goku cant teleport

>> No.6326906

>>6326901

WELL, he can. But not to other dimension, which makes him useless against Yukari.

>> No.6326907

>>6326886

I think Yukari would win at sex. Although.... Goku's massive penis could rip a hole in her bossoms.

>> No.6326911

>>6326906
>not to other dimension
yes he can

>> No.6326916

>>6326911

Prove it.

>> No.6326923

>>6326916

Can travel between the afterlife world and the regular universe.

>> No.6326927

>>6326923

Thats not proof. Show me a time where Goku opens the rifts of time by himself and travels to another dimension without someone else's help.

>> No.6326929

>>6326916
Different person but I'm pretty sure he was able to teleport between the living and dead realms.

If not that, then by the end of DBZ, characters were able to rip a hole in space and escape that hyperbolic time doodad just by powering up. Goku is stronger than the characters that do that.

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Why do they both have to be nekeds?

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>>6326929

But can Goku freeze time?

>> No.6326941

>>6326933

Yukari is the Chi Chi of Touhou obviously.

>> No.6326943

Goku: Can teleport to the moon
Yukari: Cannot teleport to the moon

Yukari: Cannot defeat the mooninites
Goku: Can blow up the moon

Goku wins.

>> No.6326949

>>6326943

The moon doesn't exist in DBZ. Muten Roshi sensei destroyed it way back in Dragon Ball days. Your argument is invalid.

>> No.6326950

>>6326937
He doesn't need to. An axe broke over the head of young goku. Knives wouldn't do shit.

>> No.6326955

>>6326949
They wished it back. And then blew it up again I think.

>> No.6326957

>>6326955

Plus, the moon is in THIS DIMENSION. Your argument is invalid.

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6326960

yukari is a woman, so naturally she will submit to a man's cock

>> No.6326962

>>6326950

That axe wasn't swung by Dio though.

>> No.6326963

Goku --> bigger penis (putting /d/ aside)

Goku wins!

>> No.6326966

Boundary between Saiyan and Human
Goku is now Yamcha

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>>6326963

I dont know man, I'm pretty sure /d/ is fairly canon about those types of things.

>> No.6326975

>>6326966

so Goku is useless?

>> No.6326979

>>6326943
Yukari: Can bend reality to her whims
Goku: Can't bend reality

Yukari wins.

>> No.6326996

>>6326979

Goku defies reality. That in itself is bending whats commonly "real" to people.

>> No.6327006

In sex? I'd say Goku takes the bottom.

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