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6320527 No.6320527 [Reply] [Original]

waifu and yourself don't count.

>> No.6320528

My hand just blew me, shit was so cash.

>> No.6320529

Have you ever herped so much that you derped?

>> No.6320533

29 years, goddamn.

>> No.6320535

Two years.

>> No.6320538

What is sex?

>> No.6320540

¿Qué es el sexo?

>> No.6320543
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just asking around.
started when i saw this in /b/.
then i posted it on /adv/
then made the sex one on /b/ again
then i posted on /int/, /m/, and here.
usually on /jp/ for umineko and bba and fate and stuff. love you guys.

>> No.6320545 [SPOILER] 
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she said she was clean! they all said they were clean why do I have herpes ;_; you mad normalfag this will be you someday

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so got back at all those /b/ for always raiding you guys.

>> No.6320551

>>6320545
Isn't Herpes curable?

>> No.6320555

>>6320545
don't be sad anon. you can still find someone that loves you. i love you. and the rest of 4chan does too. they are just too tsun tsun to admitt it.

>> No.6320554

The jokes on you I'm still a virgin

>> No.6320558

>>6320543
Stop going around and shitting up every board you touch.

>> No.6320559

bout a year. Unless you count drunk head.

.

>> No.6320560

>>6320543
Lies! I certain tripfag tells me that he loves me everyday.

>> No.6320574

>>6320545
Everyone is infected. You can't not have herpes unless you're born and live in some test tube.

>> No.6320587

>>6320548
>>got back at all those /b/ for always raiding you guys.

Thanks Anon you're a bro.

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6320589

Hmmm. Let me see. Oh yeah, never had that.

>> No.6320591

>>6320574
Basement counts right?

>> No.6320613
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almoust 2 years and proud of it. now devoted to mai waifu, whom no 3DPD can hold a candle to.

>> No.6320612

3 days

>> No.6320609

2 months actually, before that 26 years. two night stand.

>> No.6320610

Why would I want to have sex? Sex between girls involves lots of unfortunate drama and general clingyness. My hand expects no such commitments or discussion.

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>>6320543
>i saw this in /b/.

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>>6320616
Thread needs more geso~

>> No.6320626

>>6320587
welcome. also saw on the suzaku thread in /int/

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>>6320619
you're squidding me.

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>>6320616
>I go to /b/ and post in /jp/ probably reporting stuff.
Yeah /jp/ is finished guys go home. The ship has sailed, and the fire has burnt out. Good night sweet prince, you were wonderful and died before you should have.

>> No.6320640

Ia! Ia! Ika-musume fhtagn! ~geso

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>>6320612
スリーデイズ!?

>> No.6320656

at least those who don't have sex will be safe from std's and ok to go to catholic heaven.

>> No.6320688

50% of Americans have herpes, and its not curable. You live your entire life with it. If you have had sex, then there is a chance you could be infected and not even know it since the first breakout can be years after exposure.

So just remember that when you find your perfect virgin waifu and give her herpes

>> No.6320689

The only things that are socially acceptable for me to have sex with I'm not interested in in the slightest. So I don't really care.

>> No.6320691

>>6320688
>implying that anybody with a waifu has had sex

>> No.6320698

>>6320689
translation: you're a faggot or a pedo. right?

>> No.6320700

>>6320698
Back to /b/ with you.

>> No.6320702

>>6320691
I will rape them and give them herpegonnasiphilaids.

>> No.6320707

>>6320689
>>6320700
>>6320698
or a conserative/catholic/neonazi

>> No.6320713

Sex is the most overrated thing in the world in the history of all mankind (unless you are 15 years old).

But love isn't.

>> No.6320723

>>6320698
Why do I have to choose?

>> No.6320719

Oh wow, we're like a bunch of old women...

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>>6320698

maybe he wants to fuck fish

>> No.6320733

>>6320713
Whats love got to do, got to do with it?
Whats love, but a second hand emotion?

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