/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>mom tells me to read a book
>show her im reading wanko no kurasou
>says that isnt a book
>my face

[Anonymous No.]

> wanko no kurasou
> no

Does she know it's a loli animal rape simulator?

[Anonymous No.]

That isn't a book, but you should tell her it's basically a book with visual/musical elements.

[Anonymous No.]

It's the 21st century, who the hell reads books?

[Anonymous No.]

VNs are actually closer to picture books than to games.

[Anonymous No.]

You should read The Old Curiosity Shop by Charles Dickens. It got blasted by critics for being too sentimental, which is really just another way of saying that it was too moe. Plus it's got a pretty 13-year old girl who is so kind and another, younger little girl who is a maid and a dragon and a dwarf. It's a wonderful book.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6312963
I hope not. She only saw a few lines from Mikan!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6312965
Not otakus...thats for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>6312968
Little Nelly is mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6312968
>younger little girl who is a maid and a dragon and a dwarf
I am intrigued. I'll look for it while I'm at Borders later today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6312968
Interesting, I'll look into it. It could be a nice change, since I barely read anything other than Pratchett nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

Of course VNs are books. Books with illustrations, audio, and sometimes a branching structure. Bookshops sell paper and CD books with all of these elements.

I like reading paper books and listening to pure audio books too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6312979
Are you kidding me? Pure text is the ultimate 2D.

[Anonymous No.]

Show her My Girlfriend Is President next time! She will be very proud of her daughter!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313001
I doubt Wanko to Kurosou is going to be on any school's recommended reading list, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313068
You know, not that long ago it was unthinkable for a woman to expose her ankles. Who knows what changes we'll see in our lifetime?

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>わんこのくらそう

わんことくらそう

[Anonymous No.]

I've been reading some cyberpunk novels lately.

William Gibson is a god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313105
Internet hi-five. Also check out Snow Crash if you haven't already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313086
Now Timmy, what does the little blonde girl mean when she said, "stick your big thing inside me?"

[Anonymous No.]

So ... are vooks not books then?

http://vook.com/

[that damn zombie !FairYK4wpI No.]

>>6313147
Teacher, what does "it cannot be helped" mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313147
"I think this is a commentary on the Old World raping the New World. The little blonde girl is America, eager to please, while the Old World has grown too large, as can be seen by the dogboy's huge penis, and it getting ready to plunge into the fresh young America's child vagina."

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313193
And kids would repeat grades because they can't use Applocale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313193
I'll show you later.

[Anonymous No.]

>mom tells me to read a book
>show her im reading wanko no kurasou
>she takes a closer look at the screen
>no one talks
>she wants to fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313126
I loved Snow Crash, and The Diamond Age possibly even more.

I recommend Charles Stoss's Halting State as a more modern compliment to Snow Crash. Augmented reality MMOs and cyber crime, in a non-collapsed society. Technology-wise, it'll probably be out of date by next year. But never mind, the sequel Rule 34 is out then.

Currently chewing through a stack of modern sci fi novels (last touched Stephen Baxter's Exultant).

(not the person you replied to btw)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313126
>>6313105

13 year olds detected.
or retards who never read a book other than harry potter in their lives. probably emogothatheist kids, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313308
Agreed, Snow Crash and The Diamond Age are both awesome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313309
What's your problem? I read Neuromancer, plot didn't really grab me, but the setting was cool. I loved Snow Crash.

Is the cyberpunk genre so grossly offensive to you?

The closest other books I've gotten into have been "post-cyberpunk".... according to wikipedia anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

My mother actually read Tsukihime with the chastity patch for a while, but eventually got bored by the prolonged fighting scenes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313355
My mother saw the original version and was shocked by the porn, which is odd because she writes erotica.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6313337
This is 4chan. You could say anything and have some 13-year-old emogothatheist kid criticize you, hoping they'll seem edgy or cool.