[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   

File: 124 KB, 598x800, 41d7b13e34c62fe38a4514b58ff1887d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6311559 No.6311559 [Reply] [Original]

Which touhou would you like to perform oral sex on? For me Youmu is my choice.

>> No.6311567

Any of them that aren't Erin, Yuyuko, Yukari, Kanako, Byakuren, Nitori, Yuugi, and Sakuya.
Everyone else is a-ok.

>> No.6311570

Reimu, because I heard it's good luck to go down on a prostitute.

>> No.6311573

Mokou's vaginal fluid is the spiciest hot sauce known to man

>> No.6311579

Wriggle, since my jaw is small and easily dislocated.

>> No.6311584


>> No.6311606

>Which touhou would you like to


>> No.6311608
File: 87 KB, 640x534, yuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Yuka. Cunnilingus is work and she'd be easy.

>> No.6311609

Remilia. I'd suck her dick all the day if she wanted to.

>> No.6311623

cirno, like licking a frozen flag pole

>> No.6311635

Yukari's big, fat, mouldy dick.

>> No.6311637
File: 248 KB, 868x1200, 8e80c3b162e2c3288d853bbbb399af22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I would say Ran is the one who, in theory, I would most like to perform oral sex on, but I would never do it. If it were even possible I mean.

>> No.6311641


I appreciate the effort you guys are putting into bringing this god-forsaken thread to a halt, but people might think you're being serious.

>> No.6311643

Patchouli, it would be all salty and smelly due to her neglecting personal hygiene in favour of reading books.

>> No.6311645

That depends on whether it's futa. Cunnilingus is disgusting and no man should willingly attempt such a thing.

>> No.6311651

Oh, and if there's no futa, I'll just take Rinnosuke.

>> No.6311665
File: 1.73 MB, 1984x2806, 13754464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Cunnilingus: Kaguya. Delicious royal juices, nectar of the gods.

Futanari: Tewi. It would probably be small and cute but she would still have voluminous ejaculations.

Analingus: Every last one of them.

>> No.6311722


B-but they poop form there!

>> No.6311743
File: 629 KB, 858x907, 11687299.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


No they don't, you filthy pervert. Gods subsist purely on faith and youkai translate the food they eat into magical energy. Kaguya and Mokou don't even need to eat, and the food they do eat probably gets "deleted" for changing their internal composition.
Reimu and Marisa probably have purification rituals and/or spell cards.
Eirin could also make it completely clean and safe.

>> No.6311747
File: 254 KB, 600x733, 09520080209.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Is that even a question?

>> No.6311768

None of them because touhous are love and I'm faithful to my waifu

>> No.6311776

Which one has a dick?

>> No.6311781


>> No.6311783

Why do you say that?Personally I'd like to try it someday(with a person I love only of course) because I heard that a women can enjoy giving a blowjob so why wouldn't the same go for men?

And if it is really disgusting I'd just deal with it cos if the person I love is willing to go trough the pain of giving me a blowjob then I'd definetly would do the same

>> No.6311784

With one hand squeezing her ass and the other squeezing her tail.

>> No.6311816

Blowjobs are completely different. People usually find it pleasurable to suck on something. Pacifiers, your thumb, Patchouli's tits, lollipops, etc. It just feels good to do, due to sensitive spots inside your lips (same reason people like making out). Licking, on the other hand, only makes your tongue tired. There's nothing exciting or pleasurable about it, it just makes you feel like a dog.

Besides, the smell and taste of cock is easy to get used to and even get excited by, but most people agree that vaginas are disgusting. Yesterday, some idiot posted a picture of a 3D vagina on /d/, and it had some piece of white goo in it, and some guy say you had to wash it twice a day to avoid that.

>> No.6311817

I would absolutely suck Yuyuko's dick

no homo

>> No.6311823
File: 678 KB, 655x1024, 72363de8624f8a552eb71664a4fdf43e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Do you even need to ask.

>> No.6311831

I don't care as long as they have a dick.
Maybe not the nun, but that's about it.

>> No.6311848
File: 56 KB, 544x400, 1282944656070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

This thread is terrible.
Rinnosuke, I want to see the expression on his face.
I think I might be gay.

>> No.6314028

Marisa is my choice.

>> No.6314086 [SPOILER] 
File: 267 KB, 1052x1500, 0010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.6314271


>> No.6314406
File: 68 KB, 558x544, 1272157917445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Hina. Something bad's bound to happen, but fuck it. Anything for mah waifu goddess.

>> No.6314420


>> No.6314427

One that tastes good i guess.

>> No.6314429

I'd never lick a vagina. That's just nasty.