/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-sama, please get up! You have to meet with the Senate today!

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... And destroy Carthage.

[Anonymous No.]

I will never be the emperor of Rome. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

romani ite domum

[ロリあき No.]

scipio had an imotou?

[Anonymous No.]

Always with Carthage, always with Carthage! Why won't you let me destroy the barbarians to the north, Cato-chan?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6305849

Only a fool worries about barbarians when HANNIBAL is at your door!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6305842
Romanes eunt domus

[Anonymous No.]

>>6305860

"People called Romanes, they go the house"?

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the Ides of March

[Anonymous No.]

>>6305860
Romani ite domum

[Anonymous No.]

Who's this chick? From a Video Game?

[ロリあき No.]

Wait, are we the Judean People's Front, or the People's Front of Judea?

[Anonymous No.]

Kartago delenda est
Kartago delenda est
Kartago delenda est
Kartago delenda est
Kartago delenda est
Kartago delenda est
Kartago delenda est

>oh Cato, your so tsun-tsun

[Anonymous No.]

>>6305902

[Anonymous No.]

>>6305843
Not sure, i think he only had a brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>6305961
Even better

[Anonymous No.]

Carthago delenda est

[Anonymous No.]

Onii-sama! Join me in this final glorious battle to defeat the Germanic tribes to the north! Our victory will be a fine gift for our father on his birthday!

[ロリあき No.]

>>6305996
moe~

[Anonymous No.]

I was going to say something along the lines that this thread was fucking ridiculous, but then I realized that it's not really that much more ridiculous than any other imouto thread.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ - Roman Republic/Empire Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>6305996
How can those arrows stuck on the shields? I thought Roman shields are designed to deflect attacks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306045
The Roman scutum is made of three layers of thin wood planks and covered either in linen or leather. It is expected of an arrow to get stuck in it, which is fine as it isn't going right through and kill the guy holding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306045
The image has other flaws, noticeably the lack of pilum anywhere. Assuming they had been thrown already, they would make a phalanx formation find it very hard to move around with javelins stuck in their shields. And, uh, if they were Germanic tribies they'd prefer heavy infantry instead of spearmen.

[Anonymous No.]

You are Seth, Egyptian god of the desert storms. Long exiled from your main family branch, your cute little sister Nephthys has recently invited you back to her mansion. Soon after, while walking home from school, you come upon a bearded green man, and are seized by an irresistable urge to cut him into pieces. Armed with your trusty knife, Safhaw-wakhuh (TL note: Safhaw-wakhuh means seven nights), you cut him into 13 pieces, scattering all of them across the Nile. Disgusted from your instinctive act, you return home and decide to forget about the incident.

The next day, you see a beautiful woman show up after school, identifying herself as Osiris, the green dude you recently cut up. Apparently, he (well, now she) has succeeded to patch himself up, but since one of the pieces, incidentally his penis, that you hid away was eaten by a fish, he had to return as a girl. She says that she is here to hunt Apep, also known as the Serpent of the Nile, but she has lost far too much power while reconstructing herself and thus wants you to take responsibility for killing her, in form of helping her slay Apep.

What do you do?

[ ] Agree to help her
[ ] Rape your maids, Anat and Astarte
[ ] Jump into the Lake of Fire

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306152
[X] Genuflect

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306152
[x] Genuflect

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306152
[X] Load another save and try to get into the Astarte route.

[Anonymous No.]

Carthage here. Fuck you, Cato!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306202
Oh I'm sorry, can't hear you over all the salt I'm stockpiling for a day that will come very soon in the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306152
The trivial knowledge /jp/ has is quite amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306326
/jp/ is, after all, Patchouli

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306152
[X] Rape your maids, Anat and Astarte

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306152
This is downright golder right here

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306326
I guess that's why I love /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306061
My main problem is that bitch is breaking the line. What sort of roman legionary would do that? Fucking womens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306152
>Seth
Don't eat that salad. It's 'spiked'

[Anonymous No.]

Te saluto. Augustus sum. Imperator et pontifex maximus Romae. Si tu es Romae amicus, es gratus.

[Anonymous No.]

Things /jp/ likes - master list:
Japan, sometimes.
Unforgivable pornography.
The Roman Empire.
Cats.
Not working.
Freelancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306755
Dogs > Cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306755

You forgot Deus Ex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306770
Only if they are half-human aswell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306773
Also Freespace.

Do we like Fallouts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306776

I like the Fallouts. 2 in particular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306776
Just one and two, the other games are pure garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306790
But I'm sure /jp/ loves to mod Oblivion and Fallout 3 with loli mods and such.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306790

Fallout 3 is my favorite RPG. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306796
I prefer the Fallout 2 lolis, especially the one with the pretty dress. Sure, you can't see the dress on her, but that just shows that you lack imagination because it was in her description when you examine her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306798
You need to play more RPGs.
Go and get yourself some emulators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6306755
You forgot Eurobeat, too bro.