/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>go to gamestop
>try to preorder Call of Duty: Black Ops
>some thirty-odd-year-old is hassling the clerk about BlazBlue
>finally leaves
>drink my questionably motherfucking hot coffee
>wonder if it's actually motherfucking cold
>weeaboos are speaking broken Japanese
>yell out IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN A JAPANESE PRESCHOOL
>see a python in the corner
>you don't see snake
>eventually get to the front of the line
>clerk is a GRRRRL gamer
>she wants to fuck
>she acts all "kawaii" and says "Uguu~" and "Desu~"
>tells me that only low-life virgins play Call of Duty and that Halo is the best FPS ever
>I disagree
>she says Halo invented FPS
>I laugh and disprove her
>she says that Halo was the first shooting game, and that it invented plasma rifles and planes with weapons
>I call her an idiot
>she calls me a noob
>ask for Battletoads
>she questions the girth of my penis
>ask if she's got Belts and Zippers XIII
>she calls me a garden gnome
>I pay for the games
>she calls me a loser
>she still wants to fuck
>realize that Ondore is lying
>I take the game with my bear hands
>suddenly, she screams
>I scream
>the fat weeaboos scream
>I'm a bear
>she's a bear
>we're all bears
>cops run in and yell "Get on the floor!"
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>realize I have to go back to potatos to get my fuking power wrist

FUCKING GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.]

And somehow manage to miss /v/, to boot
Reported.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

have you fallen this low

even lanced jack asking how you pronounce lucky star is better than this

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you so much for using a tripcode. Now I can filter your shit with ease.

[Anonymous No.]

What a slut

[Anonymous No.]

reported

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

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[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6298569
I think we broke him

[Anonymous No.]

Why are females all such worthless whores? I hate when they try to act cute like that too. So pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>athens !SysNpnp3nU

[Anonymous No.]

athens?! I feel... nostalgic. I haven't seen you in ages.

[Anonymous No.]

I laughed at this whole thing.
I don't think you missed a single thing, actually.

[Anonymous No.]

I seriously thought I was on /v/ for a minute.
Also women > men
Deal with it

[Anonymous No.]

Nobody bursts into treats?
What a bad story.

[Anonymous No.]

cool story bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>6298592
No alpha as fuck either. I can't read this.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when Athens trolling was good?

[Anonymous No.]

[Koakuma !!lFtoeq7g3Wz No.]

>>6298612
No, I don't remember.