[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 2.69 MB, 1500x1200, illneverforgetyoupeterpan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6297198 No.6297198 [Reply] [Original]

What touhou wouldn't survive the indecencies of the outside world?

>> No.6297271

Byakuren

>> No.6297280

Satori.

Anyone's mind would shatter her outlook on the world.

>> No.6297282

Moonbitches. Heh heh heh.

>> No.6297394

udonge ;_;

>> No.6297551

sanae?

>> No.6297626

Kaguya

>> No.6297637

>>6297626
>Kaguya outside of her house
I can just imagine her dying of starvation over and over.

>> No.6297644
File: 13 KB, 200x200, dyke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6297644

fairies

>> No.6297648

Nitori
With her shy disposition and 'I am a friend to all humans' attitude, she'd get eaten alive.

>> No.6297649

>>6297637
She's supposed to be really pretty.

I think she could ride an endless wave of free drinks.

>> No.6297654

>>6297649
>supposed to be
key words.

>> No.6297695
File: 2.56 MB, 1404x2000, 1267810402129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6297695

Byakuren. Literally. Her magic is fueled by youkai faith so she'd no longer be able to maintain her youth in a world that rejects youkai.

>> No.6297712
File: 398 KB, 995x900, 1274820759414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6297712

Marisa. She'll go out asking for magic mushrooms, and become a drug addict and die in the streets.

>> No.6297857
File: 164 KB, 517x438, 13494341.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6297857

Renko went crazy after Mary left

damn you, outside world

>> No.6297871

Sanae BECAUSE OF AIDS AND STDS

>> No.6297878
File: 86 KB, 200x242, satori.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6297878

>>6297280
Massive mental DDoS as soon as she walks into a crowded city.

>> No.6297915
File: 184 KB, 634x359, 1277284645528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6297915

>>6297857
LIEBE!

>> No.6297918

>>6297871
AIDS *AND* STDs? MY GOD!

>> No.6297947 [SPOILER] 
File: 67 KB, 821x1095, 1287092959686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6297947

>>6297915
AUTISM

>> No.6297978

>>6297712
She would wind up in prison for robbing libraries long before dying because of drug overdose.

>> No.6298075
File: 436 KB, 1100x1528, 9c8718539ee42ea8070b66b4e2f99827.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6298075

>>6297637
>>6297626
Kaguya has Eirin. And Eirin has no problems adapting to the situation and making a fortune out of any situation.
So the Eientei crew will have no problems in the outside world, Eirin will just build a big corporation or something out of nothing.
>>6297695
She would found some Sect that brainwashes people into believing into youkai and human friendship with her crew. In todays world she would have no problem getting bigger than Scientology.

Yukari can gap money out of banks and whatever. She is clever and could build up some companies or take over a small country and make all the Youkai live there. Ran And Chen would just follow her.

Yuyuko would live in a small apartment while Youmu works her ass off to feed her. Work in a cosplay bar or sell her body. whatever works.

Reimu is used to being poor. She would work at a Shrine or do some other job. Alice would become a Hikki who makes and sells dolls to Hikkis and other Otakus. Marisa will probably land on the street.

The Fairies are pretty much fucked. No chance for survival. Mystia will open up some stand and sell food. Rumia would lurk in the back alleys and eat people until she is exterminated.

Remilia would have no problem controlling people. Sakuya as her loyal dog and with the power of Patchy and Meiling they would get far. Until the church gets wind of it and sends someone to try and exterminate them.

>> No.6298204
File: 129 KB, 840x770, 021e9db866793e41c8aefaa073540860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6298204

mystia, unless she marries mokou and shit

>> No.6298221

everyone, all of them would be mercilessly raped and experimented with.

>> No.6298244

Dunno, but most successful touhous:
-the hags minus kanako
-remilia
-aya
-???

>> No.6298260
File: 275 KB, 707x800, f0ba1fd16254f40595fcb8099e1fedd6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6298260

>They all die due to pathogens in the outside world evolving differently from those in Gensokyo, as a result their immune systems couldn't handle it.

>> No.6298262

>>6298260
Don't be an idiot. They would survive better than anyone else.

Also, FLAN IN ELEMENTARY.

>> No.6298269

>>6298260
Except for the immortals, the undead, and anyone under the medical supervision of Eirin.

>> No.6298272
File: 135 KB, 912x1003, d973dc44c7d77bd703e0301bf8ffedb2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6298272

>>6298262
HNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.6298275

>>6298260
So Yamame wins by default?

>> No.6298284

>>6298269
Oh, and Sanae since she's from the outside world, isn't she?
Then again, that means everyone should already be dead since she probably would have brought pathogens to Gensoukyo on her way in, as well as anyone who got lost and ended up there.

So the point is moot anyhow.

>> No.6298344
File: 68 KB, 679x1024, Merchant--RE4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6298344

>>6297648
outside world nitori

>> No.6298567
File: 514 KB, 1006x688, 13546918_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
6298567

They would adapt pretty well

>> No.6298601

>>6297280
I'd post that Satori doujin where as she walks back from 小５ she reads the minds of everyone imagining perverted acts with her, but I can't remember the name.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action