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What does being 25 mean then?

>> No.6281856

You are 5 years away from becoming a magician.

>> No.6281853

Don't know, but I hear if you make it to 30 you'll gain magical powers.

>> No.6281861

That's the edited version. "Time to live my life" was 18.
Not that it makes any difference

>> No.6281863

>>6281853
I heard of one guy that grew a horn.

>> No.6281865

>we shared a beer
At 8?

>> No.6281860

>>6281853
Try 40. There's a movie or two about it afterall.

>> No.6281870

Sex is disgusting anyway.

>> No.6281875

>>6281865
Why not?

>> No.6281878

>>6281865
I wouldn't be surprised because of the way kids are these days. They been having problems in middle schools where boys are selling there homework for blowjobs.

>> No.6281880

I lost my virginity at the age of 5. Your chart is lame just like you

>> No.6281881

Joke's on you!
My main is on Argent Dawn, not Eredar.

>> No.6281882

>>6281860
>>6281853

I have heard rumors that if you make it to 60, you become a dragon.

>> No.6281888

>>6281882
Dream come true

>> No.6281894

>>6281882
I don't know man, I think I prefer staying a wizard.

>> No.6281895

What if I had non-penetrative sex with another boy at the age of twelve and that boy was my brother.

>> No.6281898

>>6281878
So middle school has gone full gay?

>> No.6281904

I'm a wizard, almost a warlock.

>> No.6281906

>>6281895
Elaborate

>> No.6281907

>>6281898
You astound me

>> No.6281909

>>6281895
GG Allin lost his virginity to his brother at 12. Maybe you'll become a self-mutilating, shit-slinging, punk rock nutcase in a few years.

>> No.6281916

>>6281894

A dragon wizard is superior to a wizard.

>> No.6281923

>>6281916
What if he studied to become a necromancer or a lich or something? I would think that would be better than a dragon.

>> No.6281927

>>6281863
Nah man, I'm pretty sure you need to kill your brother and then deny it when asked about it. for the horn, and then deny it when asked about it.

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6281935

>this thread

>> No.6281936

>>6281906

Me and my twin brother humped eachother's crotches. We did this quite a bit and stopped around age 13-14 or so and decided to never acknowledge that it ever happened.

>> No.6281940

Men who stay virgins until they are thirty become God Hands, you know.

>> No.6281950

>>6281923

You don't study to become a lich. It's a very specific and difficult ritual that has a chance of failing (if you fail) and leaving you with even more power than you wanted from becoming a lich, but absolutely no control or consciousness (hellooooo demilich).

Of course, you could always become a dracolich if you're a dragon.

Obviously the superior choice is being a wizard dragon, and then succeeding at becoming a dracolich.

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>>6281940
He isn't a virgin

>> No.6281960

>>6281848
because it perfectly normal to have sex on your 12th/13th/14th

>> No.6281964

this list would make more sense without the virginity age meter. It should just be a nerd meter or something

>> No.6281973

>>6281950
>You don't study to become a lich.
I know, I should have phrased that better, sorry. Anyway, I'm still against the idea of becoming a dragon. Losing the dexterity of your hands seems like a poor trade off. How am I supposed to build an invincible golem army as a dragon?

>> No.6281977

>>6281973

>He cannot into Craftmagic!


>Laughing_white_whores.jpg

>> No.6281979

>>6281853
That only happens if your still a virgin.

>> No.6281975

>>6281964
buttranged

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>>6281964
You probably keep your magician powers and can transform into a dragon whenever you want to.

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>>6281973
>Derp I didn't know that dragons are highly dexterous anyway and even if they weren't they can change their form.

>> No.6281991

>>6281987
>dragons can change their form
Isn't that just Asian bullshit?

>> No.6281997

Wait, wait, wait!
Can draco-liches transform into little girls? Or am I stuck with no warm flesh and just cranky bones forever?

>> No.6282001

>>6281991

Not especially. At any rate, it's D&D canon. And I think there are western myths surrounding dragons that involve changing their shape, to deceive and whatnot anyway.

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6282002

>>26 years old
>>still virgin
>>report your thread
>>it gets deleted
>>alpha as fcuk

>> No.6282008

>>6282002


You just started some SICK FIRES, BRO

>> No.6282051

>>6282008
Fucking nigger.
Go back to /k/.

>> No.6282074

>>6281997
Polymorph is not a high-level spell if my memory serves me right so they should be able to. Also if it tooks Transmutation as a forbidden you can forget that.

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