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>2nd grade
>when i get on bus in the morning theres a substitute driver
>go the the back of the bus with my friend
>make fart noises
>the bus stops unexpectedly
>"WHOS DOING THAT GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW"
>go to front of bus
>when we get to school i get sent to the principle
>she tells me not to make "bodily noises"
>i don't know what "bodily noises" are but i say i wont anyway
>next year
>that substitute bus driver is now my teacher
>at the end of recess we have to line up with our class and no one can talk
>in line let out a massive fart
>teacher thought i faked it with my mouth
>have to spend the next month inside the classroom for recess
>mfw i got punished for farting

>> No.6281168

Devil Saten is the Best Saten!

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>> No.6281178

You should be punished for farting. Just the word fart disgusts me. If you weren't 3D this might not happen.

>> No.6281187

>on /jp/
>someone makes a shitty thread
>I report it
>report gets submitted
>the window dissapears after 5 seconds
>mfw

>> No.6281199

maybe the sub had a very sensitive farting problem

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