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6276774 No.6276774 [Reply] [Original]

>playing battlestations Pacific
>my Yamato rolls up to the Iowa
>I turn sideways and unload all main batteries at point blank range.
>there obliterated
>mfw

>> No.6276780
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6276780

>The Yamato successfully engaging other ships at sea will never be more than a fantasy.

>> No.6276794

>mfw
>male-female-whatever

>> No.6276801

>Implying the Yamato wouldn't have its superstructure torn off when one of the 18" sets off the Iowa's magazine at point blank.

>> No.6276805
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>>6276774

Don't mean to rain on your parade, but even on Veteran the Yamato facing off against Iowa at Hawaii is like shooting a sitting duck. AI's horrible with battleships at close range, so if you just roll in with a good old fashioned age of sail broadside you pretty much can't lose.

>> No.6276799

>>6276780
you are now aware if pearl harbor hadnt happened Japan would have won the war.

>> No.6276809
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6276809

>I declare war on Russia.

>Within 8 months, I capture over 300 Soviet divisions, totaling over 3 million soviet troops.

>my face

>> No.6276831

>>6276774
You should cross the T instead.

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>>6276801

Funny thing you'd mention that since in Battlestations: Pacific, blowing up the magazines do... absolutely nothing. It's basically just a one-off crit.
Miracle of hitpoints, I guess. Anything above zero means ready to go, baby!

Quite unlike the real thing.

>> No.6276836

>>6276809
>then comes winter
>all of your untis get raped by soviet milicia and winter
>germany get invaded
>you're shit in your pant and killed yourself
>finaly, invade russia was a bad idea

u mad ?

>> No.6276837

>>6276836
>you
fixed, fucking fingers

>> No.6276848

>>6276834

I wonder what the Bismarck's spotter's face looked like right after he called that shot.

>> No.6276866

>>6276809
>get stalemated in Stalingrad, losing the best units to the Soviets' worse
>fail to successfully strike the Soviet industries
>fail to provide support for Rommel in the desert, who could've crossed all the way to Stalingrad from the south, ending the stalemate and capturing the oil fields
And that's how you lost in the East

>fail to successfully destroy the RAF, turning the planes destinated to that to just bombing London
>fail to secure the means for Operation SeaLion
And that's how you lost in the West

>not give a shit about Wunderwaffe that could've given you an edge in the batles to come before the battles actually started
And that's yet another fuck up.

>> No.6276861
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>>6276836
Let me fix this.

>Get to Leningrad

>The Finns, who we were counting on to support our attack on Leningrad don't show up.

>Find out that they set up a FUCKING DEFENSIVE LINE FIVE MILES OUTSIDE THE CITY.

>Attack Stalingrad. Paulus is surrounded.

>Order Guderian to break the pocket and rescue troops.

>He fails

>On the retreat now.

>Begin preparations for retreating to Antarctica during the last days of the war.

>Hitch a ride on a XXI class U-boat.

>Get to Antarctica.

>Build a Haunebu/Vril

>Build Moon base

>Chill.

>> No.6276874
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>>6276848

More than anything else, probably quite surprised and awkward.

>> No.6276880

>>6276866
>Didn't give a shit about wunderwaffe that could have made a difference.

Vril/Haunebu more important than jet fighters, missles, etc.

>> No.6276882

>>6276861
I FUCKING LOVE IRON SKY!

>> No.6276888

>>6276880
MOTHERFUCKER! To think my family voted for you!

>> No.6276895

>>6276882

There is actually plenty of evidence to suggest that this is what they had done. There are plenty of SS documents talking about these aircraft and the base in New Schwabenland.

>> No.6276901

>>6276888
Look, missles and jets were important to just hold off the Allies, but it all would have been won very quickly and easily if the Haunebu III and IV would have been mass produced and used.

>> No.6276916

What the hell is a Haunebu?
So I look it up
Nazi UFO

what

>> No.6276923

>>6276895
And how did you deal with the Moon rabbits? If I recall, all Waffen-SS units are accounted for, so it's not likely you took one with you.

>> No.6276932
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>>6276874

On the historic side, supposedly the spotters were overjoyed for only a couple of seconds before reality set back in and things got very quiet and uncomfortable. It's hard to celebrate when you realise you've just killed some 1500 people.

>> No.6276939

>>6276932

Would the pressure blast of the mag going off probably kill everyone in the ship even if they where in separate bulkheads?

>> No.6276954

>>6276923
The SS paranormal division is not historically accounted for fully.

>> No.6276951

>>6276932
tch. bunch of pussies. They should accept that the glory of the german spirit explode onto the world.

>> No.6276958

>>6276951

Back then soldiers didn't share the same dehumanization of enemies modern soldiers do.

>> No.6276960
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>>6276916
Antigravity experiments related to Die Glocke resulted in this. Unfortunately for Hitler, even putting off some Wunderwaffe projects that actually might've been out in time to mean something in the wars, he couldn't get this in time, or at all.
If he had won, we could've reached the Moon a good ten years earlier than we did, if not even earlier.

>> No.6276962

>>6276861
You forgot

>paint more shitty pictures

>> No.6276968
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>>6276939

No, certainly not. For the Hood, about half the ship practically disintegrated and still relatively few people died in the actual explosion. Then again, on the Hood the explosion was in the propellant hold - most of the shells never exploded. At the stern where the shell rings exploded, nobody lived.

In either case, the ones that went up in the blast were the fortunate ones. Much better than drowning, burning alive in the oil spill or freezing to death in the Atlantic. Only three lived.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utKUj-Sr-tc
get down, get down , get down

>> No.6276972

>>6276960
No.

The joint Thule/Vril-Junkers operation in 1920 resulted in that.

>> No.6276976

>>6276954
>taking a non-combat unit to a potentially hostile environment
No surprise you lost WW2, with shit like this...

>>6276939
No. The ship is FUCKHUEG, and I think those chambers were specially designed for that.

>> No.6276979
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>>6276951

It's easy to say, but you forget that these were ordinary, good, decent people.
And that is the way ordinary, good, decent people react.

>> No.6276980

>>6276976
>Potentially hostile environment

Other than moon rabbits, what could POSSIBLY be there to fight us?

>> No.6276983

>>6276980
I don't know, but better safe than sorry, bro!

>> No.6276990
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6276990

>>6276983
Don't worry, the Lunarians gave us weapons prior to our first venture to the moon. Today, we live side by side peacefully.

>> No.6277000

Shore bombardment SUCKS. It's waste of ammo.

>> No.6277013
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6277013

Should be said, though, there have been accidents in port where whole battleships have pretty much disappeared off the face of the earth. Usually it's when blast doors designed to prevent chain reactions haven't been properly closed.

So it's possible, but in combat it's very unlikely to happen.

>> No.6277035

>>6276979
>>6276958

It has nothing to do with decency. I for one would be happy to spread the will of my fuhrer at the point of sword.supreme duty is the only virtue.

>> No.6277042

>>6277035
Agreed.

Now please invade Poland again... It should only take one person.

>> No.6277051

>Battlestations Pacific

yeah, but the Yamato there is very different than the actual one that was sunk in the south china sea, the game designers really lowered her stats there

>> No.6277060

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/22/world/europe/22germany.html?_r=1&adxnnl=1&partner=rss&
emc=rss&adxnnlx=1285358496-TsQxdsUIKDrCi0dEtlyGCQ

>> No.6277068

>Funny thing you'd mention that since in Battlestations: Pacific, blowing up the magazines do... absolutely nothing.

they removed it, in its previous game installment Battlestations: Midway it was there, you can sink any ships no matter what the size in one salvo if you can directly hit its powder magazine even if your using 14" guns, somehow it was unfair so they removed it in Battlestations: Pacific

>> No.6277115

>>6277068

uh 14 inch guns arent exactly small bro.

>> No.6277129

>>6276980
BETA.

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