/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Ah Sakuya, you always know best.

[Anonymous No.]

Innocent Marisa is best Marisa.

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh, now I really want to get off.
>doesn't review broom
Perfect and elegant maid, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>Sex toys don't just bring pleasure, but curb a woman's hysteria.

It's funny because it's true. Female sexual arousal is like a freight train.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god, Youmu... ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263902
I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.]

As usual everyones using Youmu as their fuck toy it seems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263921
It's basically like this: Males want sex, females NEED sex.

The male arousal pattern is way different, it's on a hair trigger, but can be easily suppressed, the female arousal pattern builds up like an avalanche. Male arousal is a motorbike, female arousal is a freight train.

Females can't go for more than a few months without cock, without it they start to feel starved and drained. They feel empty and incomplete without a penis inside of them. They actually suffer withdrawal symptoms, like a drug addict. They simply cannot survive without a man dominating their body and penetrating them hard.

This is why we say, with much truth: "Females worship our cocks."

[Anonymous No.]

>Youmu: Sometimes I feel down, but I'm okay.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263931
But wouldn't that mean that females are hornier than men? Or am I still misunderstanding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263931
>They actually suffer withdrawal symptoms

Female here.

This is, unfortunately, true ;_;

Feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263939
Nah, men have stronger sex drives, but that's just for the period they're turned on. After we 'finish up', we're pretty much back to normal.

Women can get so turned on they feel like the only thing that will satiate their lust is a gangbang for example.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263954
So us men are satisfied with just masturbation while women aren't? I'm not sure I believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263921
The sages of old (and by old I mean until like 19th century) believed that the womb was a huge fucking toad that hopped around the body. When it reached vital organs, it caused a disease called hysteria. Symptoms of hysteria include everything (one list of symptoms is 75 pages long) and it could only be cured via masturbation until orgasm. For this reason, vibrators were invented earlier than you'd guess.

Speaking of the toad womb, if you weren't born with it, you could acquire one later on (by swallowing a toad) and turn into a girl.

So you should think twice about being a young girl in Gensokyo, because as giant womb toads don't exist in the real world, they certainly do in Gensokyo. Which means once you get in as a pure little maiden, you'd also have a toad stashed in your stomach that demands you satisfy it with your flowing loli fluids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263945
At least you can go on for weeks without sex. I have to spend an hour of each day masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263961
>So us men are satisfied with just masturbation while women aren't?

That's basically it.

Plus women like being subservient to men and submissive to us out of a sense of biological imperative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263931
>It's basically like this: Males want sex, females NEED sex.
The only reason I fap is to calm my breathing down.
>can be easily suppressed
Only with drugs
>the female arousal pattern builds up like an avalanche
I don't see the difference.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6263971
>Plus women like being subservient to men

Very true. Femininity is the essence of submission.

The nature of man is "I will".

The nature of woman is "He wills."

Check em

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263971
>Plus women like being subservient to men and submissive to us out of a sense of biological imperative
What the fuck?Do you even read what you type?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263968
>I have to spend an hour of each day masturbating.
You don't have to. Shit, I could go on for years without it (I already did it once), But I just love it too much.
Also, 5 minutes is enough, at least for me. Hour or two is for maximum enjoyment.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ talking as if they know what makes women tick? Ha ha, I laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263981
>>6263989
Butthurt.

Women are by nature submissive and sexually driven. If you leave them up to their own devices they do many bad things and cannot behave themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263989
/r9k/ has spread through 4chan most people are just "meme" spamming anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I can trust you on this topic, /jp/.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264002
You only just realized this?

Women are naturally submissive and thus immoral. It is in the female subconsciousness to want to be degraded, conquered, and destroyed by that which is stronger than them. Women want to be denigrated to the level of objects for their own demented pleasure, and to use the desire of males to manipulate and purchase a better place for themselves.

Women are designed to profit from their own destruction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264002
Whatever your talking as if you know every woman in the world which is quite impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1211104/Think-men-unfaithful-sex-A-study-shows-WOMEN-bigge
st-cheats--theyre-just-better-lying-it.html

http://digg.com/news/offbeat/Study_finds_women_actually_cheat_more_than_men

http://www.womenlifestyle.com/entry/women-cheat-more-than-men-study/

The facts and nothing but the facts

[Anonymous No.]

Goddamnit people.

We're suppose to be talking about touhous masturbating/youmu getting raped in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264018
>and to use the desire of males to manipulate and purchase a better place for themselves.
I think it's more this than anything else. If there's one thing that women are good at, it's manipulating men. Sex is just another tool for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you so afraid of your femdom fetish, /jp/? There is nothing wrong with liking it, and you needn't suppress the lustful thoughts of being dominated by a woman with such weird rhetoric. It's okay.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264019
This thread is truth. The vast, vast, vast majority of females, anywhere, are sexually submissive.

This is just biological reality, not 'conditioning' (which is basically up there with moon landing conspiracy theories in absurdity levels).

So when you're sitting on the subway/tube, or in any public place really, and you see all those women around you? Most of them enjoy being called a slut and a whore in the bedroom. Pinned down, fucked hard and the vast majority have rape fantasies too. Many have degradation fantasies on top of this.

Also, fantasy = hyperreality, as in, it's reflective of reality. Otherwise women would all be fantasizing over short, bald men in their fantasies.

But the thing is, feminists and libs tell women that they are equal to men in every way, and that there are no innate differences between men and women beyond the superficial.

So this creates a problem for women, it makes them confused and a bit messed up in the head. Because society tells them they are equal, but deep down they want to be totally dominated.

Would women be happier as a submissive, housewife esque partner, as it was before?

>>6264042
>femdom

No real man is into femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

hey athens, which civilization do you think was the greatest?

[Anonymous No.]

jesus christ, athens. You already made a retarded useless thread about females yesterday. give it a rest will you?

[Anonymous No.]

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264051
Dunno, I'm a big fan of Austria-Hungary.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: /jp/ demonstrates its total expertise on all things female.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6264053
This athens now is just a giant sentient copypasta about women distributor.

[Anonymous No.]

>This thread

[Anonymous No.]

Good to see you again athens, but I wish you didn't hijack the thread that started so well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264046
Dear athens,
this is /jp/. If you want to talk about women, get the fuck out of here. You have /adv/ and /r9k/ for whining about 3d. And seriously, you're one fucked up fucker and don't know shit.
Sincerely yours,
anon-kun

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264072
Blame >>6263902

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264046
>No real man is into femdom.

Now, do you mean no self respecting man is into femdom or no actual person is into femdom?

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264075
Come on femanon, is it really worth getting worked up over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264075
But /r9k/ is full of men who only want sex.
They also have faith in women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263988
But then you'd have to deal with wet dreams ruining your bedsheets. Your body will relieve itself if you don't do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264075
How about you go back to whatever board you came from? athens has been posting about women in /jp/ for a long while. You wouldn't know though.

[Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU No.]

>>6264046
>>6264081
I consider myself a self-respecting man, and I am into femdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263931
Surprisingly accurate.

[Anonymous No.]

It reminds me of that Seinfeld joke, about how women can't deal with not being able to get sex easily so they go into 'withdrawal mode'.

The reality is, women are more sex obsessed than men, they just have sex more easily and don't have to resort to desperate measures to get it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264046
>Would women be happier as a submissive, housewife esque partner, as it was before?

I would. I hate feminism for that reason among others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263931
You are being stupid. They don't need sex, they need children. They just want to get pregnant, that's all. If you give them a kid, they will be happy.

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>>6264028
Do you have that article that shows something about a crapload of fathers that don't actually realize their child isn't theirs? And how doctors hide that fact from parents?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264118
http://www.canadiancrc.com/Newspaper_Articles/Globe_and_Mail_Moms_Little_secret_14DEC02.aspx
This?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264118
what? Is this in America or some mudpit country? wouldn't be surprised either way.

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>>6264110
Is that so?

As a man I will say that I really hate feminism when it women use it as excuses to act like bitches and whores, and that myth about "normal female sexuality", that "allows" them to fuck around is pure bullshit, if that's it then the "normal male sexuality" is to have huge harems.

But I actually don't like submissive women, that's a real letdown for me.
I don't want to get a woman, I want to live together with one, and there is a difference.
A relationship when I am hers and she is mine, where both do their full part to support eachothers life and not let eachother down.
Being submissive like that makes the balance go haywire, I don't like it.
I can dedicate and bet my all on a relationship, and I do expect the same in return.
Feminism saying that "women don't have to" is bullshit.
Likewise, anti-feminism saying that "women are to be submissive" is equally bullshit.

[Wilson is my husbando !!cfQFXdHbKSm No.]

>>6264028
>Daily Mail

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264090
And we keep telling him to shut up every time, silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264137
>silly

female

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264130
A highly mature person who doesn't see things in black and white, on 4chan? Son, I am proud! I'd buy you a beer or something if you didn't (most likely) live on the other side of the planet.

Sage because of otherwise bad thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264124
>The girl was indeed afflicted. Her mom carried one of the culprit genes. But her dad, the doctors discovered, was quite a different story. His DNA showed no sign of a CF gene, which means he is not a carrier and he is not her dad.
>Hospital staff have felt bound to keep the secret from him. But when they told the mom, it came as no surprise; it rarely does.

This article is horrible. This shit, man. I don't even like relationships and I'm kinda pissed about this. It's like being scammed. Now this dude has to raise a kid with CF that isn't even his. Even worse, he doesn't even fucking know, and his partner will probably never tell him. Meanwhile the real father goes around not even knowing he has a kid.

Fuck this shit.

[Xerxes's Sealskin !!TxvOg0il1PS No.]

>>6264033
>>6264033
>>6264033
>>6264033
>>6264033
>>6264033
>>6264033

Also, >>6264075

Real women aren't /jp/-related, unless they're idols or seiyuu or something like that. Average women and women in general aren't /jp/-related. (There may be more exceptions that I forgot to list, but the point stands regardless.)

Spreading your idiotic fantasy about how women are your eternally submissive wank-rags isn't /jp/-related... unless it's a theme in a VN or something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264130
You just don't understand the mechanics of a dominance / submission type relationship. It's actually very structured and balanced. Consider it as division of labor, a practice time-tested to work best.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264155
Women ARE submissive you idiot. It's biological imperative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264167
Not those BDSM women I spend my time with.
They are everything except submissive

[Anonymous No.]

>Why are you so afraid of your femdom fetish, /jp/?
I am not. It is the next best thing after hard rape and trying to imagine me into the loli/girl that is getting raped.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I had a cute trap for a boyfriend. I wouldn't have to put up with any of this woman shit and my goddamn family would stop asking me when I'm going to get a girlfriend and threatening to set me up with the daughters of family friends. The whole gay thing might be a problem, though.

[Xerxes's Sealskin !!TxvOg0il1PS No.]

>>6264167

Reality is not dependent upon your prescriptive and ignorant opinion. When someone like you lies about something vehemently, it does not suddenly become true. It just means that you're an idiot.

Declare manufacturing sofas to be a biological imperative. It still won't make it so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264167
Tell that to the next butch dyke you see on the street.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264183
Yes, two genders evolved all traits in exactly the same way at exactly the same rate over the course of tens of thousands of years of different roles creating different positive feedback loops.

Flawless logic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264124
>In one family with four daughters, the DNA analysis was so surprising that counsellors asked the mother to explain. "It turned out that the daughters had three different fathers," said Peter Ray, a scientist at the hospital.

>In the early 1970s, a schoolteacher in southern England assigned a class science project in which his students were to find out the blood types of their parents. The students were then to use this information to deduce their own blood types (because a gene from each parent determines your blood type, in most instances only a certain number of combinations are possible). Instead, 30 per cent of the students discovered their dads were not their biologically fathers.

Disgusting sluts. They have no shame.

[Anonymous No.]

Conversation with a girl I know in real life right now:
>Anon 3:33 pm
(3:33:10 PM): Hey, may be a bit odd of a question and all, feel free not to answer. Collecting data. Men seem to be able to fully satisfy themselves with masturbation, for the most part. After climaxing they can easily suppress their self and cool down. If you masturbate until climax, do your urges subside for the time being? Or just slightly go down but might build up later?

(3:33:58 PM): Of course it differs from person to person, different people with different sex drives and such

>Anon 3:35 pm
(3:35:13 PM): I'm pretty fine with just masturbation, I find other guys seem fine with that as well, but just find it a bit more exiting if it's sex. While girls seem to not really enjoy masturbation much or get as much out of it
(3:36:42 PM): Men tend to have stronger sex drives, in that their urges kinda blow out, but at the same time it's not really hard to keep those urges back, or get rid of them with 5 minutes of free time or somethin

>Girl 3:39 pm
(3:39:44 PM): you dont have much of a sex drive

>Anon 3:39 pm
(3:39:53 PM): I know
(3:39:57 PM): Or
(3:39:58 PM): well

>Girl 3:40 pm
(3:40:04 PM): men have stronger sex drives

>Anon 3:40 pm
(3:40:07 PM): I guess I wouldn't say that

>Girl 3:40 pm
(3:40:16 PM): but yours is even bleh then that of a girls >.>

[Xerxes's Sealskin !!TxvOg0il1PS No.]

>>6264188
>Flawless logic.

More like a strawman. I never suggested anything like what you ignorantly spewed out.

You want to know something special? It's related to evolution, too. Females are more important than males on many levels, the only exception being that children as a whole are even more important. Males are disposable and expendable counterparts by comparison. Survival of females and children are a biological imperative far exceeding survival of males in a population like ours, and that IS a fact. The well-being of females and their children in a general population is a strong socio-economic factor, as well.

In truth, men are just fucksticks for women to use as they see fit, as our population progresses.

How do you like that, you worthless bucket of cum? I'm sure you feel superior to those "submissive" women now.

The fact is that you don't know a damned thing about the shit you're spewing. Fuck off and die, troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264215
>Anon 3:41 pm
(3:41:08 PM): Hmmm. Well if it makes you feel any better, I do masturbate every other day or so. I mean, I don't have to, I can certainly hold out for once a month (and I have in the past) but it's kind of a nice way to force myself awake
(3:41:18 PM): and at the same time it's also a nice way to relax my body before bed

>Girl 3:41 pm
(3:41:26 PM): also your very confusing with your question

>Anon 3:41 pm
(3:41:27 PM): So the drive is there, but
(3:41:32 PM): Oh
(3:41:35 PM): my question is

>Girl 3:41 pm
(3:41:39 PM): you got all technical
(3:41:52 PM): all i read was climax over and over

>Anon 3:41 pm
(3:41:58 PM): If you masturbate until orgasm, is that enough to calm down your sexual urges?
(3:42:30 PM): Like, to the point where you're pretty much done with them? Or is the urge still pretty much there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264197
I vote for more of these class science projects being held! Maybe every schoolkid should be doing one!

Time to let the sluts come bare and face consequences for their whorish behaviour.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264215
>>6264224
Your friend seems very dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264188
He didn't say they evolved all the same traits you retard, just that you spewing bullshit about all women being submissive doesn't make it a biological imperative.

[Anonymous No.]

This fucking thread needs to be nuked.

Pretty sure these retarded discussions are always started by athens posting anonymously.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264217
>Implying I think it's worth using stupid loaded terms like 'superior' and 'inferior' in regards to genders, when it's just a natural division of labor

Stop strawmanning me, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264230
Same. Stop posting guy, I don't care about the opinion of people who don't know the difference between "you're" and "your".

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264217
Now I don't agree with athens, but you manage to be even more of an annoying fuckwad than him. Go back to your feminist forums, stupid fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264224

>Girl 3:44 pm
(3:44:02 PM): well you settle with masturbating
(3:44:50 PM): which is unlike most dudes i know- which I wonder why they are so sex driven sometimes..
(3:45:04 PM): like... your definitely right that boys are more so than chics
(3:45:06 PM): but
(3:45:29 PM): as for myself consider this silly, but i think masturbation and sex is two different things
(3:46:01 PM): I masturbate like one in a month in the shower

Girl 3:46 pm
(3:46:16 PM): or sometimes twice, Ive gone free from that for longer
(3:46:43 PM): I dont even need to
(3:46:52 PM): I just do so, knowing that It will feel good
(3:46:56 PM): its not an urge
(3:47:08 PM): And I dont touch me either

>Anon 3:49 pm
(3:49:24 PM): Hmmm. So it's not particularly a thought that sparks it more just going with it since you feel like doing so? Guess I can relate to that. But if it was a sexual thought, I could easily suppress it, and if I really want to put a stop to it, masturbating would be the most surefire way to get that done.
(3:49:56 PM): I guess what I'm asking more is that if you get the urge to have sex, if it'd be settled and done with after masturbating

>Girl 3:55 pm
(3:55:32 PM): i said i dont think masturbation and sex is the same thing
(3:55:53 PM): masturbation cant do what sex does for me and sex can do for me what masturbation does
(3:56:05 PM): so one cant be settled with the other

Girl 3:57 pm
(3:57:34 PM): anything going into my vagina does nothing for me. It does more for a guy than it will ever do for me.
(3:58:01 PM): sex to me is just togetherness for me.
(3:58:16 PM): you make out, you cuddle, you have sex
(3:58:37 PM): and my favorite part is making out all the while

[Anonymous No.]

What a fucking terrible thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264235
If you go by that, you would not be able to spend any time with your children because childrearing is a woman's job. That would make marriage horrible.

[Xerxes's Sealskin !!TxvOg0il1PS No.]

>>6264235

You clearly don't understand what it means to make a strawman argument. Both because you do so constantly and that you have no idea when to accuse someone of doing it. Fuck off and die, troll.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264215
>>6264224
Seriously. No.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264248
Well no, things aren't that binary.

>>6264251
Who is this newfaggot with his shitty new trip telling the King of Trolls to 'fuck off and die'?

>and that you have no idea when to accuse someone of doing it.

Except putting words in someone's mouth and ascribing views to them that they never purported is exactly the definition of a strawman.

Try again newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264247
You're on /jp/. It's like waddling through a pool of shit and complaining that it smells.

[Xerxes's Sealskin !!TxvOg0il1PS No.]

>>6264244

Feminist forums? LOL
I'm just speaking bluntly about an actually relevant evolutionary and biological fact. That doesn't make me a feminist. It just makes me knowledgeable, unlike this fucking troll athens.

Idiots like you who don't understand what I'm talking about have no right to fucking comment. LOL feminism. You are so off base, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264245
This is one of the dumbest girls i have ever met. Even my last gf was better. Amd she was such a slut who would do it with everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264245
>(3:57:34 PM): anything going into my vagina does nothing for me. It does more for a guy than it will ever do for me.
>(3:58:01 PM): sex to me is just togetherness for me.
>(3:58:16 PM): you make out, you cuddle, you have sex
>(3:58:37 PM): and my favorite part is making out all the while

I'm a guy and I feel the same way, but with anus instead of vagina.

[Xerxes's Sealskin !!TxvOg0il1PS No.]

>>6264260

0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264261
No, this shit is worse substantially than the rest of it.

Most threads are just bad. This thread is a travesty.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264263
Okay, now it's obvious you're just athens trying to stir up shit with some anti-athens alter ego.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264269
Angry female?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264245
>Anon 3:58 pm
(3:58:52 PM): " masturbation cant do what sex does for me and sex can do for me what masturbation does"

Alright, that's kinda the answer I was looking for.

>Girl 4:00 pm
(4:00:09 PM): like I love the cuddling and making out part, I like having someone around close sometimes and thats what sex does for me...

>Anon 4:00 pm
(4:00:16 PM): Actually, I find a lot more pleasure in cuddling than anything else. For me, cuddling is a much more attractive idea than sex. Not that I have much experience in it, but the thought is more appealing.

>Girl 4:00 pm
(4:00:49 PM): touche but in cuddling sex is always bound to happen

>Anon 4:01 pm
(4:01:07 PM): Not really...

>Girl 4:01 pm
(4:01:14 PM): ...uh yes Anon, really
(4:02:03 PM): and i mean always.

>Anon 4:02 pm
(4:02:14 PM): But maybe in real relationships I guess. I'd be perfectly content with just holding each other and nuzzling up a bit. Of course, it's possible you're thinking of cuddling as in groping and stuff included
(4:02:22 PM): because by that point it becomes sexual petting

>Girl 4:02 pm
(4:02:28 PM): but that you, you dont relate to many
(4:02:38 PM): your not even sexually active as in that you need someone around

>Anon 4:02 pm
(4:02:45 PM): Cuddling as in something akin to how you hold your parents when you're a kid sleeping in their bed
(4:02:55 PM): Embracing

>Girl 4:03 pm
(4:03:16 PM): ...

>Anon 4:03 pm
(4:03:19 PM): nuzzling your cheek against theirs and such, as examples

>Girl 4:03 pm
(4:03:31 PM): ._.

>Anon 4:03 pm
(4:03:35 PM): hm?
(4:03:45 PM): Did I say something strange?
(4:03:55 PM): Didn't seem too off for me.

>Girl 4:04 pm
(4:04:03 PM): seemed cheesy

Girl 4:04 pm
(4:04:30 PM): no offense

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264272
Wouldn't be surprising considering athens' track record with fake trips...

Please, someone, delete this piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264277
NOBODY
CARES

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: HERP DERP DERP WOMEN HERP SOMEONE DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME SO THEY'RE FEMALE/FEMINIST HURRR DURRR DURRR

Seriously guys, don't you know when to stop? It's way past that time...

[Xerxes's Sealskin !!TxvOg0il1PS No.]

>>6264272

Actually, I was responding to an anonymous that I suspect to just be athens samefagging.

You are obviously wrong to say that it's "obvious" I'm just him. Mainly because I'm not. Secondarily because it's pretty clear that I'm nothing like that fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264158
It might be a balance, perhaps just not the kind of balance I prefer.
Also, great for those where it works out, and yes not all people are the same, it's great that those kinds of relationships can work out as well, otherwise the world be an even tougher world than it already is for people like that.

But don't give me crap about how people and genders "are made to be submissive/dominating" due to genes or whatever bullshit.

On a biological and chemical level, men and women are still very much the same, despite the differences in hormones and hormone balance/cycles etc.
And during sex and all that, both males and females are surged with hormones that triggers a sort of imprint of their partner into parts of the "attatchment center" of the brain, and that is a "submissive" trait that is in no way unique to women, and it actually goes both ways.
If we are to go all nitpicky on the subject one can even take it further and point out how the entire system somehow falters before people with multiple sexual partners.
This "imprint" thing does seem to somehow lack strenth/power if several imprints are put into the system, as can be seen in studies done on both animals and humans.
But that isn't really on topic is it.

But thing is, if you believe that one is made to be either dominating or submissive, then you most likely don't have the whole picture, or at least not enough of it.

What matters the most are environmental conditions and culture etc.
And both environmental conditions and culture affect males and females differently in different areas of the world, therefore it's not weird at all for either gender to lean towards something in one culture and place, wheras things actually still can be entirely different at another place of the earth with a different environment and a different culture.
Genes have little to do with it.

Have fun arguing everyone.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

It's obvious /jp/ has been overrun by femanons.

Doesn't anybody remember that time we all went into that steam chat room to chat in 2008 new year's? ;-;

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264288
Seriously. Who is this moronic ADD idiot and when did he get here?

Why are there so many new trips?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264277
>Anon 4:04 pm
(4:04:41 PM): I can see cuddling being entirely sex free easily, but perhaps that'd fall into the "not really possible in 3D" pile of standards.
(4:04:49 PM): From your reaction, it seems that may be the case
(4:05:15 PM): I really don't find it odd at all to just cuddle romantically at night and fall asleep or something. Doesn't even have to be at bed time

>Girl 4:05 pm
(4:05:20 PM): and you didnt define it wrong either. and cuddling leads to sex i never said that it IS sex. Unless your very naive and or innocent then you have no attraction or temptation

>Anon 4:06 pm
(4:06:43 PM): Eh, I think the sweet moments are more rewarding than the moments of pure primal instinct. Not that sex can't be sweet, but it wreaks of more animalistic instinct than anything

>Girl 4:07 pm
(4:07:14 PM): ... you think about animals when you think about sex?
(4:07:17 PM): sounds disturbing

>Anon 4:07 pm
(4:07:21 PM): I've been called overly romantic before though, but I really don't find it strange to like warm and sweet moments and not have them lead into sex
(4:07:29 PM): Eh, well when you put it that way it makes me sound like a furry.

>Girl 4:07 pm
(4:07:45 PM): I find it innocent.

>Girl 4:08 pm
(4:08:01 PM): no need for sex, just hug and rub cheeks against cheeks
(4:08:32 PM): I couldnt do that

>Anon 4:08 pm
(4:08:39 PM): Right. I'm not really the only person like this though, but maybe most of the guys I know are just a bit on the odd side compared to most guys

>Girl 4:12 pm
(4:12:35 PM): thats why i love making out AND cuddling not just cuddling, and when I say cuddling I mean caressing and embracing all at once with out going pg status
(4:12:53 PM): something more intense then what your explaining
(4:12:58 PM): or describing or whatever

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264265
>gf
Get out of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264295
I don't use chat rooms at all, athens.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6264124
>Between 30 and 50 per cent of women cheat on their partners, said Dr. Lipton.
>"This jibes with the idea that as many as 10 per cent of these relations may result in pregnancy," she said, explaining that women may cheat as an escape from a bad marriage, for revenge on a cheating partner, to find a better provider, or just for fun.

>"Reproductive deception is morally similar to rape," Dr. Lipton said. "If you trick someone into raising a baby not his own, and he puts 20 years of his life into an endeavour based on a falsehood, that is appalling.


Awful, pathetic, and disgraceful.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't been reading reactions, but to give a bit of info:
She does know I'm only into 2D (probably apparent from one line). She's a bit of a close friend, I guess. I don't have many friends, I can count them off one hand (literally). She's kind of a closet otaku, only her close friends know she's into anime. So in real life, if you met her, you wouldn't know she liked anything like that. Not fat or obsessive over bishies or anything.

She liked Saya no Uta as a recommendation from me, and she's kind of what I would imagine most femanons are like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264295
Of course. Everyone on /jp/ is a little girl who sits around and drinks tea while wearing frilly dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264310
Obviously meant to be at the bottom of my last chat post with her, but 4chan's text limit made me cut it into a separate post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264311
Uh. Does it still count if i only wear a frilly dress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264182
Well, if he's a trap, they don't have to know. Assuming he's convincing enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264295
I remember the time when no one on /jp/ would even bother replying to you for reason other than throwing some insult.

Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

The truth is this: if you want a good and faithful woman, you have to try to be the best man you can be in every way (mentally, physically, intellectually etc.) so she doesn't run around on you. If she does, you have to be smart enough to find out about it and then dump her like the stinking rotten garbage she is. The most important thing is not to fall in love with a girl and put yourself under her control, that's the absolute worst thing to do.

[athens !SysNpnp3nU No.]

>>6264319
Yeah, that uh, never happened.

Sorry :3

[Anonymous No.]

This will kill this thread

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/10/10/top-10-signs-your-partner-is-cheating-on-you/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264286
Definitely a buttfrenzied female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264283
I figured someone would be interested in the reaction of a real girl, rather than guys behind their computer who try to relate to girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264336
I'd be buttfrenzied too if I was a female looking at this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264316
It's possible, but this would become a problem once they start to expect a kid. Maybe we'd get into a situation where we'd have to pretend he's pregnant and it would be like one of those wacky comedies.

[Anonymous No.]

Very honestly, I don't get society's fucking focus on sex.
Is it impossible to be emotionally close to people without being physically close? I don't fucking care about shoving my dick in a moist and warm hole for fuck's sake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264339
I'd rather trust the intellectual men of /jp/ rather than the filthy lying females.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264308
I think you are just missing out on a chance to have sex with a non-blood related daughter.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

Where do these people suddenly pop from?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264339
You just reminded me why I hate real girls. I hate people in general, though. I should probably go to counseling or take some of those drugs everybody's talking about right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264357
Life revolves around who fucked with who and why and that that guy fucked with that girl and who is a slut and not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264345
You will never get to experience looking at this thread as a female.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264363
What people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264351
Not all girls can get pregnant y'know. You can tell your parents that she's infertile, but you still love her and don't care about having children. I'm sure they'll understand unless they REALLY want grandkids.

[Anonymous No.]

There's that thing with normalfags that makes them describe sex as addictive. How in hell does that sound like an argument in favor of sex?
I don't need any more addictions than I already have, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264374
Looking at what they have to put up with, I'm fine with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264389
Those poor, helpless women.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was asexual and autistic. Then I wouldn't care about not having sex or someone who cares about me.

Pretty close to it though, so I can manage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264360
Well, she's close enough to me to be open about this kind of stuff. I don't think she'd lyingly tell me this kind of stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264383
I'm my parents' only child. They care about grandkids. Plus part of my family is Arab, and they're all about family and shit.

The whole point is moot anyway, not like I'll ever find a convincing trap without the help of at least four or five drinks and a wig.

[Anonymous No.]

>They simply cannot survive without a man dominating their body and penetrating them hard.

Bullshit. I've only had sex once and have never wanted or needed it again.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264407
>Showing up this late
I was considering doing it myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264412
>had sex once
Fucking slut.

[Anonymous No.]

Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264412
But we're talking about vaginal penetration, anon. Inserting stuff op your ass isn't sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264412
But you're a faggot, it's not quite the same.

Also hello Suigin.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever been in love, OP?

I haven't. Not with another human being at least. After dedicating my mind and spirit to Aikido I haven't found much room for anything else.

Sure I've been on dates before with beautiful women, but whenever they find out that I am a student of the world's strongest martial art, the dinner always ends there. They sometimes even offer to pay, in fear of their lives.

[Anonymous No.]

sup /adv/.
What is the best way to get laid? I mean, i know that girl and she is all cute and such. But she likes that facebook shit and such, and i really hate that. So how should i best go at it without seeing her how much i hate that side of her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264402
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

My post was deleted, but janitor leaves this thread up? What the fuck, janitor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264383
You will never date Chisame ;_;

(I can't find my folder of him either, and his blog is gone ;_;)

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was a little girl, having hot lesbian sex with other little girls ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

[Anonymous No.]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT im tired of your shit about aikido being a powerful martial art. its not even a fucking real martial art you fucking dumb weeaboo shit. all those fancy throws and submissions are the exact same bullshit you see in fake american wrestling shows. you use aikido in a fight against any real professional fighter you'll get your ass kicked. period. fucking stupid weeaboos

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264411
>The whole point is moot anyway, not like I'll ever find a convincing trap without the help of at least four or five drinks and a wig

Do you really need one, anyway? You know, there's nothing wrong about love between 2 guys.

[Anonymous No.]

Years ago, I was a Gap youkai, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I manipulated the boundary of life and death, he reversed it like I was a mere Rumia. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing Danmaku Bounded Field, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264443
Nothing except for the shitstains on your dick you mean.

[Anonymous No.]

Only time I've ever seen aikido spam used properly. Good job, anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

Have some love handles that you would love to get rid of?

There is a way. A quick way.

Aikido.

You will be down to 10% body fat by the forth month, while learning the most effective martial arts at the same time. I used to have fat around my stomach area, did Aikido, now my six pack can be seen by all the ladies.

Become fit and kick ass at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey guys, I'm lazy right now, please sum up this thread in less than twenty words for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264443
But guys aren't attractive, the only reason traps are is because they kind of look like little girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264427
the word autistic is on filter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264451
Aikido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264446
That's what I thought at first too, but the anus is MUCH cleaner than it seems. It can even be 100% clean if you just wash it in the shower before sex. It's very enjoyable, too!

[Anonymous No.]

For real, what does an Aikido practitioner do against a trained wrestler?

The way I see it, if a wrestler is careful and gets into grab range he will have an advantage.
As far as I know Aikido isn't about throwing punches, and that's just great for a wrestler who's main objective is to get a superior position.

And if the wrestler would get into a superior position, then it would be over, all of wrestling is to get into the superior position and maintain it.
All of the wrestler's training would have gone into it, wheras the aikido practitioner wouldn't be trained for the same situations.

What would an aikido practitioner do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264451
athens trolling /jp/, /jp/ responding seriously, much to my disgust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264453
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

[Anonymous No.]

Children need sex. They require release like you do but are denied it with a partner who can teach them and guide them through it lovingly. Many young children masturbate for relief-and what does mom and dad do when they find out? Why, they slap the kids hands and tell them to stop or they will go blind! Once again, this only leads to oppressive, damaging GUILT. By age 11, I was a compulsive masturbator & collected hard-core pornographic magazines like HUSTLER! I was VERY sexual and I was asking for it on a regular basis (and never seemed to get it!) and yet society would have believed I was as innocent as can be. This harmed me. If I had only known a pedophile then, I would have been much happier in my childhood! But then again, if I had decided to have sex with a pedophile adult, they would have been imprisoned and I would have been in therapy for brainwashing to accept my "abuse". But my childhood had a happy ending-fate soon blessed me at 11 and a half with a woman pedophile who sexually educated me! Other kids are more like I was than you maybe would like to admit. Perhaps you were something like this in your own youth and due to guilt you wish not to admit this side of yourself existed. Think back and be honest with yourself-it is ok to be sexual and you are not alone or wrong! Stop feeling guilty about a natural bodily function and do not infect our kids!

[Anonymous No.]

Children do many things that are new to them. Sex is one of those things. A child must learn sometime, and "waiting for their wedding" is WAY too late! The sex drive is the most important one in our species besides breathing air and eating! We are made for sex! Children are made to enjoy it too! Repressing these feelings is NOT healthy. It is also unhealthy for kids to deny themselves relief. Sex by itself is NOT damaging to kids. This is a myth designed to attack pedophiles and deny kids their rights. In a misguided effort to "protect" kids, society has actually HARMED them by repressing perfectly natural feelings which DEMAND expression. Without it, healthy development and beliefs about sex are problematic. Kids masturbate and climax, and it does NOT "scar" them for life! By itself (remember-it is the guilt not the sex!) having sex with an adult (or another child) will NOT harm a child! It is a normal bodily function. Kids urinate and defecate as you do-they also experience sexual gratification (usually via masturbation) just as you do. A 10 year old boy may not ejaculate semen, but he CAN climax. A 10 year old girl can and often already does masturbate and she climaxes. Society needs to accept that kids are sexual beings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264455
I see. Nothing worthy of my time, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264463
Ah, I love that one. Shame the site is gone these days.

[Anonymous No.]

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

[Koakuma !!lFtoeq7g3Wz No.]

I bet certain someone here had once had his lunch stolen by a woman. I can understand it could make someone hate about half of the people in the world.

Good night.

[Anonymous No.]

Give them that chance. Do not deny them the right of sexual free-expression. Children DO intitiate sexual contact with adults and there is nothing wrong with it. Adults can also intiate. We must teach our kids the importance of their right to own themselves. This means they can REFUSE sex with an adult at any time. It also means they can accept an offer and inititiate one themselves! This is the part that society hypocritically refuses to allow. They say kids own themselves, but when that belief is tested, society applies a double-standard and denies kids a right to do as they wish to themselves. Implied in the belief that kids can say no is the acceptance of them saying yes! You cannot have it both ways. Either they own their bodies or they do not. If they can only say "no" according to you, then they do not own themselves in your eyes! Pedophiles are the opposite of "predators". In fact, they are the ONLY TRUE "child advocates" in this regard on earth, since the take the opinion of the child and his/her wishes into full account! Pedophiles love children. That is what the word means, (pedo=child phile=lover) it is not a bad word to describe a monster-except in the eyes of the media which distorts and sadly shapes public opinion against child-loving advocates-i.e. pedophiles. It is time for a new opinion about us-a positive one.

[Anonymous No.]

The problem pedophiles have (particularly male ones) is that if ANY adult shows a special excessive interest in kids, that person is immediately suspected of being a pedophile. This leads to pedophiles being separated from their outlets & it harms them. It also leads to kids being taken away from people that truly care about them. It is often the case that people who show unusual interest in kids are pedophiles but is that a bad thing? Pedophiles can be a VERY positive force in the life of a child. Society does not think so and wonders why pedophiles must add the sexual element. They ask why we cannot always be happy just doing things with them that are non-sexual. The reason is that is one very important aspect of life and one that is something we find very pleasurable when it is with the people we like and love. It is no different than you! If I have sex with an 11 year old girl I love and care about, why do you care if she is willing and loves me too? The trouble is, society assumes that she is incapable of loving, or understanding it. She IS capable-she loves her parents, which is one kind of love. I am only showing her another kind that she is gladly and voluntarily experiencing with me. You must accept that she IS capable of wanting sex and relief, and feeling LOVE for me-her pedophile. You can bet that if I were in such a situation, I would love her-not just use her. It is not merely sexual. I prefer young girls. I do not cruise the streets looking for them to molest! If it happens it does and that is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

You're life does not suck and you're not a loser, my life is the one that sucks. My dad died of cancer, and my mom died while giving birth to me. My dad blamed me for it and liked to prove it by hitting me and telling me that only mother killers cry. I was placed in special education classes because without a tounge I was unable to speak. I was held back three times because the teacher lied about my grades, she did this so she could have rape me. She weighed over 500 pounds and sounded like a horse trying to eat a dead clown. The only reason I passed special-ed high school because the school would no longer keep me.

My weight rivals that of five average goon neckbeards (a person with a neckbeard), and my neckbeard looks like a bird nest mixed with shit and cheetos. My dad died and gave all of the money to the local church and the priest ran off with everything. I had to take a job at McDonald's as the "special" guy that works at those places, not because I'm retarded, but because the manager was the woman from my old school that raped me.

One day I walked into the living room of my 200 square foot apartment and saw a black cat get run over by a guy in a truck. I waddled outside in time to see him back up and crush another cat, I was walking the shoulder of the road and the guy hit me as he tried to drive away. Somebody called the police and the police gave me a citation for not keeping my cats on a leash, even though they were not my cats, and the guy in the truck successfully sued me for the damage to his truck.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one turned on by the child sexuality copy pasta?

[Anonymous No.]

Pedophiles do not talk down to kids & treat them with respect and listen to them. This is not the case with an average adult, and kids see right through it. Kids like pedophiles very much, whom they do not see as a heavy-handed authority figure, but rather, as a sort of "older" PEER. That is what confuses the general public about the motivations and methods of pedophiles. Society assumes the pedophile views the child as an object, and uses his/her superior smarts/abilities/experience to control the child to extract sex. But pedophiles do not do this and never advocate such tactics! It goes against their very nature to do that! The reason society falls for this assumption is it is "transferring" what IT would do if in that situation. Since "regular" adults do not really respect or understand children, they assume the same mindset applies to pedophiles-and it does not! A "regular" adult does not understand pedophilia or pedophiles, & so they assume the pedophile is approaching the situation as a "regular" adult with a perverted streak in them-bent on taking advantage of children-since that is what the average "regular" adult could see himself/herself doing if they were sex maniacs looking for an easy outlet to prey on. But pedophiles are not this way-we are not predators looking for targets! Being a pedophile is a way of life-not a sick perversion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264465
>A 10 year old boy may not ejaculate semen
Copypasta or not, that's crap.
I came ejaculate at the age of 8 when I started masturbating.

[Anonymous No.]

My face is covered in deep rooted acne that can only be cured with surgery, or a very thick needle. Working as the special worker at McDonald's does not pay very well so I tried to needle the zits out, now I have zits and scars on my face. The rest of my body is hair and acne, I have to cover my bed in talcum powder so I can keep away the pain long enough to pass out from exhaustion.

I am fully deaf in one ear and I can only hear a high pitched whine in the other ear. I can only see the colors red, orange, and yellow. Having no tounge I have never tasted food. My nose is so full of snot and other assorted crap that I am also unable to smell.

The only time I ever interact with people outside of work and the forums is going down to the local game store where I buy used copies of 5 year old games because I only make minimum wage.

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

The only joy I have in life is pretending to be other people.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264443
Yes, I do need it. There's nothing wrong with love between two guys, but I'm not attracted to guys at all. Only to cute girls, and I guess to guys who happen to look like cute girls. That's all.

[Anonymous No.]

You should help your child climax and experience the joys and sensation and relief of orgasm. This is very important. You should teach them to help you climax and do the same for them. Explain orgasm to them. Tell them how good it feels to boys and girls to obtain release, that orgasm is a pleasurable feeling in their bodies that they need to understand & experience & that they need to know how to bring it about with a partner. If they already masturbate, show them how to complete it to climax if they have not discovered it yet. If they do not really know how to masturbate, show them how and demonstrate yourself doing it. Tell them it's normal and healthy and they should do it to relieve sexual tension. A child is not stupid-but often ignorant due to lack of information. Inform them! A climax can be scary to a child, it is a powerful experience they may not have had yet. You must guide them & explain that it won't hurt them, & is even good for them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264490
I don't think you know what ``may" means

[Anonymous No.]

This one day, I decided to go to the mall to stare at all the preppy mall kids and make them question their own existence and perhaps even turn to Satan. But despite how totally kvlt I was being, everyone was ignoring me. So I went to that retched food court and sat down to contemplate the Burzum song stuck in my head.

And that's when your mother came up to me. Well, maybe not right away. I kind of stared at the back of her head for a very long time. She was dressed in this ridiculous pink dress and I assumed she was a happy person.

Then at some point, some dork with spiky yellow hair came over and talked to her for a while. She seemed to be enjoying herself, so I just stared harder. But then a few of his friends came over, and they all started laughing at her, and she started crying. I kept staring at her.

Later on, she turned around and noticed me staring. She wiped the tears from her eyes, and came over. She asked me who I was dressed as.

I laughed at her and told her that just because someone is dressed to reflect their inner cold dark soul, they are not "dressed as someone". But then I told her my corpsepaint was loosely modeled after Abbath.

She asked what show he was from.

I didn't understand the question.

[Anonymous No.]

Mugi awoke in a small room. This was not home. There were no keyboards. No Afternoon Tea Times. She was cold and alone. Terrified, she attempted to get to her feet, before realizing she was chained by her ankle to the wall, and she was in a strange set of clothes. A hand going to her head, she also realized that her hair had been cut short. Tears forming in her eyes, she felt a sickening fear in her stomach. The door suddenly opened, bringing with it an overwhelming stench of brewed coffee.

"...Is my darling Accelerator awake?" Stan Lee asked, standing in the doorway.

"A-Accelerator...?" Mugi asked, confused. "I...my name is Mu-" she screamed. Stan Lee, in an instant, had thrown a cup of something scalding hot onto her. It had gotten all over her thighs and forearms...coffee. She wasn't surprised. Tears freely falling, she struggled to get up once more, chain clinking in resistance.

"Accelerator, you know I don't like it when you struggle!" the man shouted, pain audible in his voice. "...don't be upset. I'll make it all better. I'll get Joey to make me some more coffee after we're finished..." he said, facial features contorted in a manic smile.

Mugi felt a sickening fear in the pit of her stomach. What did he mean by that...? "Please, you have the wrong person! Who am I dressed up as!? My ha-"

[Anonymous No.]

I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Stan Lee was on top of her, his tongue in her mouth.

The small girl felt bile rising in her throat as his thick coffee breath seemed to choke her. She felt him swirling his tongue around her own, and desperately tried to pull away, but to no avail.

"Accelerator...don't fight me. I'll scald you right in your ass...well. I know I'll be scalding you with my willy, but after that..." Stan Lee whispered, breath hot in her ear. "Let's get you out of those clothes...I've got to discuss an X-Men and Yotsuba&! crossover with a good japanese friend of mine..."

Mugi couldn't move as she felt her top being slowly pulled off. Her burns ached horribly, and him straddling her like that wasn't helping...oh god, why her?!

The seconds seemed to last years as she was slowly stripped naked from the top up. Openly crying, her body was heaving with sobs.

"Oh, Accelerator...it's okay. I know it hurts, but soon enough you'll feel all better..." his tongue traced her ear, before suckling on the lobe gently. His hands were gently rubbing her sides, before going up to her chest.

"Wha-...my dear, when on earth did you get breasts?" the elderly man asked, confused. Mugi screamed in protest.

"I'm Mugi! Tsumugi Akiyama! I play the keyboard! I'm in a band! I'm in love with Mio-" a hand down her pants. He gently stroked her pubic hair, before beginning to rub her slit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264501
owns

[Anonymous No.]

A low moan escaped her, just barely. "St-Stan Lee..." she whispered, trying to fight her natural urges.

"...Yes, Accelerator?" he asked, crazed passion in his eyes. His erection was creating quite the bulge in his pants, and it was clear the comic writer was packing heat.

'No!' she thought to herself, before catching a faint glimpse of herself reflected in his glasses. Oh...oh god. She was...she was dressed up like this...Accelerator thing! What was an accelerator anyways? A car part? Why would a car dress like this?!

"Get off me!" she yelled, slapping at his face and neck.

"Shut the fuck up, Accelerator! I've spent thousands of dollars trying to find you, and you're going to love me whether you like it or not!" he yelled back, tears in his eyes. He wasn't even making sense...a single finger slid inside of her.

"St-Stan! Stop it now!" she said, cheeks growing hot as he began to suck on her collarbone. Mugi couldn't enjoy this...not with this man. Not as some 'accelerator'...she continued to sob as he pulled her pants and underwear down to her ankles.

"Oh, how I've been waiting..." he moaned, unzipping his pants.

[Anonymous No.]

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be
of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And
has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it
first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching
chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out
of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was
made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to
the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my
other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264507
An off topic /r9k/ thread attacked by spam in order to kill it as the report button and meido does nothing.
It seems like.

[Anonymous No.]

I lay hidden in a crater about 15 meters away from the Moon King. His guards are no where insight, so I seize the opportunity by dashing foward at speed only known to the cheetahs. I swiftlly pull out my hidden blade which is the same kitchen knife my father used to murder my mother when I was 8, he proceded to give me this knife as if it were some family heirloom. Which I obviously kept for that was the only father son moment I had with him before he went to prison. Anyways with the kitchen knife quickly at the throat of the Moon King, I begin cutting at it very slowly as I show him his printed post history. Seein his life flash before his very eyes. As he bleeds out I use the remainder of the time to give him omega wedgies and when he dies he poops two turds out, but since I gave him such great wedgies it was like he was wearing a thong so when he pooped his turds split in half so it looked like he pooped four turds in total. I then update my facebook to "I'm the new moon king" and fart while doing it because its microblogging.

such a muderous era of kings and queens.

[Anonymous No.]

He was...he was going to have sex with her. Mugi knew it was going to happen, and she only began to sob harder as the man took his shirt off. "I'll make you feel...incredible." he said, removing his finger from her vaginal orfice.

She shut her eyes tightly, hoping to god this was a nightmare...her eyes snapped open as his finger began poking at her anus. "Nooo!" she shouted, flailing as best she could. She tried to push him off, desperately, her burns absolutely screaming with pain.

"Shh...shhh..." he cooed, before another figure entered the room.

"Ah, Joey!" he exclaimed, grabbing the fresh, steaming cup of coffee from the boy's hands. He was missing his fingernails.

Taking a swig, he used his free hand to slowly probe Mugi's tight ass, getting it in to the knuckle. She was in utter agony.

"Oh...we'll need some lube, won't we..." Stan said, thinking for a minute. "I didn't have any prepa..." he trailed off, looking at his half empty cup of coffee. Mugi's eyebrows raised in absolute terror.

"It'll only sting for a moment..." he muttered, removing his finger from her anus. Placing it and another finger into the steaming coffee, he winced a little at the heat. "This'll let me slide into your fine ass just fine..."

[Anonymous No.]

Kopipe serves to remind me of how amazing the Internet truly is.

[Anonymous No.]

So I was just taking a shit, right, when I realize I'm massively constipated from the three Taco Bell burritos I had last night. There was no way that massive log was going to ease its way out of my o-ring without shredding it to bits. It felt like the shit was coming out sideways. I was petrified, scared to move as the shit eased its way half out of my stressed sphincter. Then, the unimaginable happened: it got stuck.

I slowly moved off the toilet to the cabinent to get a tube of KY-Jelly out of it; a rather strange sight with a giant brown pickle hanging out of my ass. I quickly applied some lube to my fingers and circled the hard turd with a blob of it, hoping that the lubrication may loosen the strain. Slowly, the turd began to give way, and I used my already lubed hand to slightly tug the shit out of my ass. My fingers slowly dug into the concrete-like turd, and with a loud pop and a sharp pain, the 'thing' was finally defecated. I plopped it into the toilet and unfortunately realized there was more on the way. I stuck my lubed finger up my anus to probe, and I felt yet another hard peice of shit. Not thinking about the pain, I stuck another two fingers up my sphincter and grabbed hold of the feces. I pulled it out much like the last one. Yet another turd formed in line in my anus, and I inserted my entire fist into my anus and pulled out the stringy piece of half-digested Taco Bell "food." The gray cheese looked perversely delicious among the rest of the brown mud. I slowly plucked a piece of the cheese off the turd and guided it into my mouth; the taste was amazing. I licked the shit off all my digits rapidly, and began plunging my hand into my anus for more.

[Anonymous No.]

Two fingers slid into her so quickly it was like someone had fired a bullet straight into her butthole. "Fuwaaaaa!" she screamed, frantically trying to crawl backwards to get his elderly fingers out of her anus. It was so hot...and two fingers was painful enough already...his entire dick would absolutely kill her!

"P-please stop..." she cried out, as he fingerfucked her whimpering ass.

"Accel, listen...I need you. I love you more than anything I've created. I love you more than coffee. More than the moon, the sky, the earth...more than Spiderman and the X-Men. You're the only one for me." as Stan Lee placed a gentle kiss on her lips, Mugi found herself unable to fight back...

Stan Lee lowered himself, gently grasping her reddened thighs and placing them on his shoulders. "You ready, darling?"

Without thinking, she nodded.

He poured more of the coffee on his raging boner, moaning as it audibly scalded his tender dick flesh. A split second later, he slowly prodded the tip into her ass, moaning out Accelerator's name as he fit half his cock inside.

[Anonymous No.]

christ what is this?

rule 34! rule 34! get some proper porn in this thread!

anyway i was playing the game and i first saw this loli when her dad went into his home and i went in with him (otherwise the door is locked and i didnt have much lockpick). i was surprised to see a child sleeping in the game, the first one i had seen since the beginning of the game! and im afraid to say my dick got hard. she layed there sleeping on the bunk bed and her father had locked the heavy steel door to the room in the ship sealing us three in there. and i had heavy armor and a chinese assault rifle. i tried waking her up and talking to her, but she said she werent allowed to talk to strangers and went back to sleep. aww. <3 i turned to her father and took his life quietly without waking her up. now she was in there all alone with me. i gently shook her shoulder, "wake up honey". she turned and saw the remaints of her father, with a stunned look in her eyes. quickly i put my hands over her soft lips before she could make a sound that would reach outside the thick walls. i checked my inventory, indeed i had a ballgag in there. her eyes quickly went from her father to my eyes as she struggeled to get loose from my grip fruitlessly. i tightened my grip and whispered, "now you be quiet or you'll end up like your father". the pixeled tears ran down her cheek, bethesda really made them look good. i used the ballgag on her, now she could try to scream all she wanted. it was made for adults so it doesn't look too comfortable but that doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

You might be surprised to learn that the most dangerous group in America are the atheists. Atheists are a cult somewhat similar to satanists, but based on the idea that God does not exist. Atheism is the “official religion” of much of Europe, especially France and Germany and much of Canada.

Atheists believe that all people evolved from monkeys and rocks. They also believe that the universe was created by an explosion called a “Big Bang”. Any child knows that explosions destroy (rather than create), however I only mention this as a means to illustrate just how preposterous and unscientific the core beliefs of Atheists actually are.

Some Atheists call themselves “Intellectuals” or “Agnostics”, but all of them have something in common; specifically they do not accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior and therefore are going to Hell... but more than that they wish to drag you along with them!

You may not personally know an Atheist, but there are over 50,000 active atheists in the USA. Despite the insignificant size of this group, they are part of a well-motivated conspiracy to destabilize our values.

[Anonymous No.]

i bent her over my lap, pushed her down as she struggled. with one hand holding her arms tightly behind her back, and the other giving her the beating of her lifetime i watched as her beautiful freckled face turned red and the tears started forming a small pool on the floor. enough is enough, i layed her on her back and started tearing of her clothes. she tried desperatly to hold on to her clothes so i started slapping her face, again and again. i used up two full rounds of action points just on slaps (and i have the action boy perk and 9 in agility). after that she didnt resist no more. I moved all her clothes to my inventory, they could be useful in repairing my power armor later on. i stroke the back of my hand down from her throat to her legs, which she had crossed. she shivered and made all kinds of wonderful noices as i passed her nipple. i bent down and licked the place where one day many years from now there would be full breasts. she lift her head up, with panic in her eyes. she started struggeling again. not stopping licking i simply used my left hand on her throat, shutting off her air for a couple of seconds. she seemed to get my point and calmed down a little. i grasped her hair tight with my right arm holding her head down against the bed. she shut her eyes hard for a while from the pain, the poor angel must be sensitive in her hair. i moved my left arm, still licking her body, to her legs and separated them. she started making different noices from before, a little more high-pitched and almost pleading. maybe she anticipated what was about to happen. i jammed a finger into her tight pussy, opening it for the first time. the sound effect for that wasn't 100% accuret but it was pretty acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

"A-Ah...Stan..." Mugi moaned out, as she felt him begin to play with her breasts, gently squeezing her nipples. "Ah...Stan...let me be your Accelerator!" she shouted, hands grabbing the sides of his face, pulling him closer. She licked at his lips like a wild animal until he responded with his own tongue. They entered a small tongue war, until their lips finally connected in a deep, wet kiss.

Stan Lee slowly eased the rest of himself into her, and slowly started pumping his hips. "Accelerator, you're so god damned tight...ahhh...my balls are racing to the heavens..." he cried, breaking away from their kiss for a minute. Mugi began to kiss his adam's apple, and sucked on his neck. "Fuck me, Stan Lee. Fuck me like you've never fucked a japanese high school girl before..."

"I didn't know you were in high school, Accelerator!" he said, astonished, as he started thrusting harder, voice swarthy and filled with lust.

"I-I am!" Mugi replied, before kissing him once more.

There was no longer a need for words. They kissed endlessly, deep at first, then butterfly kisses, then deep once more.

Stan Lee was absolutely ramming her ass now, balls slapping against her ass audibly. It only aroused her more. Her pussy juices trickled down to her ass, providing further lubrication as it mixed with the coffee.

He felt as if he were fucking something sent by god, made of pure ecstasy, molded for his cock and his cock only...like one of those flashlight vaginas, only it was his most beloved Accelerator.

[Anonymous No.]

"Faster!" she moaned between kisses. "So hard...need...you...ahh!" Mugi had just experienced her first orgasm not brought on by masturbation. It started in her abdomen, like a sickening sticky heat rising up through her whole body, sending a tidal wave of ecstasy through her brain. Only Stan Lee could make her feel like this...she knew it.

"Anything...ahh...anything for you, Acc...Accel!" Stan Lee shouted, his body dripping with sweat, as was Mugi's.

Realizing she was the only one who'd come so far, she clenched her anus at precisely timed intervals, the inner walls of her poop tube grasping as his cock.

"Ahhh...Accelerator...you feel so gooood!" Stan Lee shouted, pumping so fast his heart was beating out of control...his blood pressure skyrocketed. Stan Lee couldn't feel his left arm, but ignored it.

"I'm gonna fuck you so hard you won't be able too Accelerate for a week!" the man shouted.

"Fuck me, Stan! Fuck meee!" Mugi felt his dick grow hotter...he was going to...!

"Come inside me, Stan Lee! Come right in my quivering anus!"

"It's fuwa fuwa time!" the man shouted, thrusting so hard he felt as if he'd just hit her tonsils. His sweet seed exploded from his tip, filling up her ass.

[Anonymous No.]

"I...my heart..."

"...Stan?!" Mugi whimpered, hand going to stroke his cheek. "Stan!? Are you...Stan!" Mugi sat up, letting his head rest on her small breasts.

He barely managed to pull out of her, his semen mixed with the coffee now dripping out of her onto the floor.

"...Acceler...ator...I...I love you... HHNNNNGHHHHH" Stan Lee had just experienced a heart attack. He lost consciousness in his sweetheart's arms, as she rocked him back and forth, openly weeping for the man who had only loved Accelerator.

"Stan...oh Stan..." Mugi whispered, gently stroking his hair. She sobbed. "I'm glad...I could make your final moments happy..." She took the cup of coffee...mere drops left. Tilting the cup to get those last drops, she held the liquid in her mouth...it was barely lukewarm.

She kissed him, gently prying open his lips with her tongue, letting the small bit of liquid flow into his mouth.

"...Goodnight, sweet prince." she whispered in his ear, embracing him, before slowly humming Fuwa Fuwa Time to his motionless body.

[Anonymous No.]

So /jp/, this is what happened at school today.

Since I'm pretty much the only computer geek in my class, I shoulder the burden of compiling this PowerPoint presentation that's to be used on this class project, right? I pretty much miss class all day to mess around with my laptop in the library. So today I happened to have my 200GB external hard-drive with me which is practically filled with anime. My math teacher walked in and commented on said external hard-drive - to make a long story short I ended up showing him my collection. He didn't know much about anime, so he told me to show him an example. I was, of course, more than glad to do so.
So as I scan the folder list, my eyes fall upon the letters: "Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan". A deadly plan forms in my mind. Dare I? Oh yes, I do.
"Here's a rather representative piece of anime," I declared. Double-click, play. The events of the first episode of a lolitastic gurofest began to unfold...
Starts off pretty innocently, with a couple of high-school students each walking off to different directions, each to his own home. At that point my math teacher has the kind of smirk that is to be expected, as if saying "Heh, this guy's still hooked on cartoons..."
But then the main character gets violently beheaded by a naked loli wielding a gigantic spiked club. Oh yes. The absurd amount of blood gushing out, the blood-covered flat chest... this is anime, baby. This is what has me hooked.
"This is what I do instead of homework" I said out loud. At this point my teacher's just looking around confused, muttering "I didn't know that..." He quickly makes his exit without as much as a glance behind him. I then go on with my business, preparing that damn PowerPoint presentation...

But I felt warm inside.

[Anonymous No.]

she pushed her back upwards from the pain. i felt the tears running through her hair and onto my hand, but that was okay. i worked her fast, adding another finger, then another... i stopped, allowing her to catch her breath a little. she tried throwing her head back and forth but my hand stopped her from moving much. there was blood between her legs and she was shaking all over. then i remembered i hadn't checked if there was any interactivity with her ass, and indeed there was. unfortunately i had sold the dildos i had found earlier in the game but luckily they hade made it so that you could use pretty much anything in there. i used a motorcycle handle on her ass, her eyes went back, almost looked like she had only white as eyes lol. placed a pilot light in her cunt, and believe it or not but there was an option to hit her clit so hard that the pilot lite would break! i didn't do that though, i did play a little with her almost-hidden clit though using some scrap metal. the sound effects were amazing, the kid they got to do her voice did a heck of a job, the muffled screams of "STOP STOP! PLEASE!" - very realistic. well enough play, i flipped her over on her stomach, she placed her head in her armes and continued to sob into them. i gave her a hard smack on the ass and told her to get up on all fours. she didnt do it so i gave her another one a little harder. she made an effort to get up so i smacked her again. she struggled to get on all four while i continued to beat the shit out of her ass over and over again. had to use two stimpaks on her unless i wanted her to die. eventually she made it to a doggy position, god it was a beautiful scene wish I had taken a screenshot. she was glowing red on her butt and also in her face. she was very warm i could tell.

[Anonymous No.]

she didnt look at me, her head was turned downwards like she was looking at her hand that was closest to the wall. i grabbed her head and forced her to look straight in my eyes. i whispered, "you are doing so well, it's almost over. i love you. dont you love me?". the way i looked her mustve made her realize that if she did not respond to that there would be nothing good to follow. she nodded slightly and looked up at me with her puppy eyes. i kissed her forhead. she closed her eyes, tears still flooding out. using my tongue i foced her eyelid open and licked her eyes. she paniced and tried to retract but i held her head too hard. she put her arms on my biceps. i pretended that she only wanted to hug, so i hugged her for a while. "you just want to be held isn't that it? you just want someone to love you." a moment of silence only broken by muffled sobs followed. then i threw her face down on the bed, continuing to push her upper back down with my right arm as i repositioned myself behind her raised behind (hehe). it was a little hard to fit back there, but it's a game so it worked fine. i rammed my cock in her tight little honey-pot, opening her red strained eyes wide. my in-game cock, like my irl one, is long and thick; luckily i used CHR as a dump stat in the beginning so i could spend a lot of points on DCK.

[Anonymous No.]

Lucky Star. What are you faggots, stupid?

Lucky Star at least has original characters. What does Azumanga have? Oh yeah, shitty generic copycats...Of TMoHS no less. Considering Lucky Star is better than TMoHS, I think you can see my point.

Sakaki? Oh wow. She's quiet. Enjoy your fucking Yuki Nagato rip off.

Chiyo? ZOMG smart person. Another Yuki Nagato rip off. They couldn't even handle the GARness of Yuki and so they had to split her up into those two characters.

Tomo? Blatant Haruhi rip off. Wow, she acts spastic? Yeah, Haruhi did it ten times better.

Yomi? Fat chick. She's just a cop off of Mikuru.

Osaka? Mascot character. Spacy and contemplative, but she doesn't even measure up to the awesomeness that is Tsuruya. Tsuruya is the embodiment of intellectual stimulation. Nice try Osaka, can't touch that though.

Kagura? Athletic girl. Unfortunately for Azumanga Nooboh, TMoHS already had the athletic girl first. Her name is Asakura and she's fucking hot.

I thought this was obvious, but some idiots chose Azumanga. Nice going nooblets. Goback2/gaia.

[Anonymous No.]

i jumped right to it, moving in and out as fast as i could. she seemed to be in a lot of pain. i used a lot of drugs ("chems") to increase my performence: buffout, jet, med-x. i stuffed my little play thing full of mentats too, so she would be more aware of whats happening and all the feelings rushing through her head. then i was really glad i had gagged her, without supression those screams would have been heard through a lot of walls. i pulled her head up using her hair, forcing her to take the doggie position again. my left hand had a hard grip of her left butt cheek, the shaders did a good job telling me just how extremely hard I was gripping her ass. A nice feature, as i was going i could control my left thumb somewhat freely and managed to stick it in her ass so i could play with that too. eventually my LCK ran out and i came buckets inside her, some of it dripping out onto the bed, some of it going down her leg. i let go and light up a smoke. she fell over on the side, turning over in pain putting her hands over her croch as she took on the fetus position. i chuckled a little and kissed her on the shoulder. i sat down beside her dead father leaned against the wall at the opposite end of the room, just looking at her small bodie for a while. Even now after i came i still thought she looked good, i still wanted to play more. i got up and took her left arm and lifted her up, almost making her hang in the air with her feet barely touching the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

she had no strength to support herself right now. with my other arm i lifted her chin and looked her straight in the eye, "if you make any noice at all i'm going to kill everyone on this ship and then burn you alive, you got that?!". she became silent, only breathing heavily. "well??", i asked again. she nodded. I took off the ballgag, keeping it in my inventory until the next time i had need for it. i let her go, her knees hit the floor hard as she fell down like a pile of ropes dropped from height. she must be low on hit points by now. no matter. she slowly looked up at me, her lips shaking. she opened her mouth like she was going to say something but it appeared as if the words just couldnt come out. she breathed havily. i pointed at my cumsoaked dick, "you are going to clean this mess you did". some blood were there too. she didn't want to of course but had little choice, she started licking my limb dick. as she went on, it quickly became hard again. this surprised her a little, she looked at me then quickly went on her business. i layed down on the floor with her ontop of me, i bet it must be cold in this steel room if you're naked like her. i instructed her to stop simply licking and start sucking. she did it the way you would expect a girl in her age to do it. another beautiful scene formed with light reflecting her tears streaming down her chins then onto my dick, before meeting her lips again as she came down on my shaft again - and again. i grew tired of her wimpy ways and put my both hands on the back of her head and pushed her head down. surprised she moved her hands a little, but by now she had learned not to anger me. i jammed my cock down her throat faster and faster, making it hard for her to breathe. she gagged a little but didnt throw up. lucky for her. thrusting, thrusting, harder and further until finally... i pressed her against my stomach, bending her nose sideways.

[Anonymous No.]

I believe my true self is that of a 1978 Honda Civic. That is who I truly am on the inside, my soul-being. To express this aspect of my personality I draw pictures of myself as an anthropomorphic 1978 Honda Civic and share them with others of my kind. My girlfriend is an 1975 AMC Gremlin, and we are soul-mates. Automobile soul-mates. I communicate with others of my kind mostly through the internet, but sometimes we attend conventions. People persecute us for our true selves. My neighbor threatened to call the cops on me just for talking to his Escort. I'm not even into Fords, but that's besides the point. Just because I AM a car doesn't mean I'm going to have relations with just every car I see. It's not about the sex, though there is a 1955 Chevy Bel-Air I will never forget. You never forget your first. But I'm sick of people saying I'm perverted and wrong, and that I'm not really a car I'm just crazy. They don't understand, I have just as much right to the road as they do. Those assholes at the DMV are the worst, but I'd rather not talk about that ugly incident of carsecution. I have a good mechanic, though. You've never lived until you've had this guy change your oil. It doesn't make me gay, because I'm­ a Honda, not really a person. Your morality doesn't apply to me. I am a car. Beep beep, mother fucker. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

her arms were going all over the place as i pumped my silver flow into her person. there were so much quite much even came back out through her nose! her legs started twitching too, it was clear she was suffocating. i finally finished, looked up at the roof and relaxed a little. that was great. then i pulled out, she fell over on the side coughing and coughing. if i didnt know better i would say she cough up all the sperm but that would have been impossible. she had probably gotten a third of my load in her lungs, haha she looked so silly. but that coughing could become quite loud so i silenced her by placing my hand over her mouth. she continued to cough through her nose for a while. after a while when it looked like she had gotten most of her airway free i let her go. "you naughty little girl, you made me dirty again!". She looked terrified. "but.. but...". she started crying into her hands. "there there", I said. "now you must clean up the mess in here". "what do you mean?" she whispered with what little voice she could muster from her sore throat. i grabbed her face and shoved it into the blood-cum mixtured puddle on the bed. "this of course you little bitch! trying to sneak youself out of your work huh?". "n-no, i-i.." i repeated what she had just stuttered with disgust in my tone. "get to it missy!" She started licking the puddle up. Half-way through she threw up. "Oh now you've done it!" I thrashed her around, making sure she remembered to not scream while I did it. When I grew bored of it I made her eat what was left of the puddle, including what she had vomited up. And of couse she had to clean the floor too where we had made love.

[Anonymous No.]

Looked like the area closest to her father's corpse was the hardest to clean, wonder why? :) After she was done i had her try out some jet. Well, not some - a lot! i had over 100 in my inventory, she had to keep going until I noticed she had gotten addicted. then i simply used my doctor skill on her to remove the effects of the jet, but not the addiction, and watched her having her withdrawals. She looked like she wanted to die. I played with her for a few hours more and then i noticed that it was almost time for the ship to start waking up. Looks like it was time to grant her wish of death. I cleaned myself off with purified water and zipped up. I grabbed my chinese assault rifle and aimed at her. although there was much scare and pain in here eyes I was uncertain if she knew exactly what was going on anymore? she really looked filthy. "you disgust me, look at yourself" i said. "there is no way of fixing you now is there?". I smiled and enabled my VATS. one quick burst to the head will be enough, i crit on almost every shot anyway and always make the head fall off. i would be out of and war away from the room before anyone could figure out that i was the one that pulled the trigger. i shot. i hit. "I'm getting out of here!" she started shouting. "What the hell?", I thought to myself. she now ran back and forth in the room with her hands above her head. she couldn't get out because i hadn't unlocked the door with her father's key yet. i must've missed, i went into VATS mode again and shot two bursts, one in her head and the other in her little body. i know i hit! "I'm getting out of here!" she repeatadly taunted me. screw the VATS, i went free-hand and emptied two clips in her -- she still runs around like an idiot!

[Anonymous No.]

Sexdolls aren't that bad. Sure, rail on it all you want about the owners being sad losers with too much money who should hire hookers instead. But can you act out some of the sickest sexual perversions on a real human without the possibility of getting caught? You probably could, for a while, but they always get caught in the end.

But with sexdolls, the only limit is your imagination. How else can you fulfil that rape fantasy without fear of retribution? Or a lifelong dream of a willing, always present cum receptacle who will never complain or age? Sex dolls are one of the greatest inventions of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

i cant even interact with her anymore! i mined the whole floor, she just walked over them without setting them off! i heared there were now people outside that wanted in. screw it, i positioned myself in the opening of the door, opened it and swiftly ran out. she followed, ran fast to the end of the corridor and disappeared around a corner. a whole bunch of angry adults, seemed like the whole ship, was path-bound to the now unlocked room and all ran into it like lemmings setting off the mines, dropping like leafs a cold winter night. wtf is wrong with the AI? the whole ship is dead, now i have to reload! god damn it Bethesda you have extremely detailed and well-made child rape scenes but you won't let me kill even a single one of them?? FUCK THIS GAME!

[Anonymous No.]

HI,

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/upgrade/4243994.html?page=3

>MythBusters: 7 Tech Headaches—and How to Fix Them Innovation is meant to make life easier. So why is this TV geek so annoyed? (Click here for more PM stories by the MythBusters, and watch brand-new episodes starting Jan. 16!)
>By Jamie Hyneman

>In the tech world this phenomenon is known as “software bloat” or “feature bloat.” It's a well-documented problem and a frequent complaint about Windows OSs—Vista in particular. In addition to being buggy, the extra features tend to bog down your system by demanding more processing power and memory. Computer-makers: Don't load up operating systems with features and then make us sweat to figure out how to get rid of the fat.

>Most features can be set up as options. Why not start with a computer loaded with basic stuff that works 100 percent of the time? Then, give us the option of adding the bells and whistles. There's another solution available to consumers: Switch to a Linux-based OS such as Ubuntu. Since most Linux OSs are free, there's no business reason to bloat up the system with feature frills.

Myth: Fags Got Told
Status: Confirmed

[Anonymous No.]

Unlike the various editions of Windows with a clear cut hierarchy, there is no clear cut "better" distro. Different distros have different philosophies and are aimed at somewhat different audiences, so there is only a distro that is best for you and not a best distro overall, and I can only make a guess at what that would be for you.

[Anonymous No.]

Why America is the Best:
-Brits started the colony but Americans were all "Fuck Eurofags!" America proceeds to own the Brits and reject their tea in favor of liquor.
-War of 1812: Brits try again. Result: FAILURE!
-America then expands to the Pacific, owning Native Americans and Mexico along the way. MANIFEST DESTINY, BITCH!
-America has a civil war, pretty much because the rest of the world was made up of pussies, so we fought ourselves because we're so METAL!
-WWI: Eurofags try and reenact the American civil war, they fail miserably, we bail their asses out
-The Great Depression was so great, the rest of the world suffered for it
-WWII: Eurofags try again at the whole civil war reenactment, fail again, America develops nuclear weapons
-Post-WWII: America rules the world through different means; We fuck over the Commies hard because they are Commie bastards and they suck, like Nazis
-Present Day: Team America: World Police; Team Europe: World Faggots
-The Future: America remains on the forefront of technological breakthroughs, leading to a cure for all diseases, lasers, and other things that are awesome. Europe is consumed by the Zombie Apocalypse because they are too busy sucking to fight back.

[Anonymous No.]

Fedora Air: You fly for free in an experimental jet with parts being manufactured by a large corporation. Not everything works properly and sometimes your chair will break. The corporate backer doesn't really care since you aren't a paying cutomer.

Debian Air: It's a smooth flight on an old plane. You've got the option of having a basic chair right away or building it yourself. You've got the choice of an attractive stewardess that will offer you suggestions, or a plain stewardess that will do what you say quickly, while reminding you of things you need. It doesn't work on new routes and airports, but it's got a wide array of destinations that many other airlines don't bother with.

[Anonymous No.]

Ubuntu Air: Uses the newer planes with a new paint job from Debian Air, which still experience a bit of turbulence. It's the busiest airport and is funded by a millionaire who used to work at Debian Air. You have a choice of an ditsy blond stewardess who just brings you what you ask for, or stewardesses just like Debian air had, but there are a lot more annoying teenagers on board.

Slackware Air: Gives you a nice, comfortable seat, but there's not a full time stewardess and she makes you get all of the parts yourself if you want to make changes. Doesn't utilize the turbo jets on newer airplanes, but it's fast enough that most passengers don't complain.

Arch Air: Gives you a pile of parts and a stewardess to help you sort through them. Also, has a thick manual for any questions you have. Any time you want, you can update your seat to use the newest parts.

Gentoo Air: You are given a given a block of metal, an even thicker manual, and a blowtorch.

Mint Air: Similar to Ubuntu Air but the aircraft is styled differently. Also halfway through the flight a group of terrorist hijacks the plane and screams "ALLAH ACKBAR!" and demands the flight be diverted to Palestine. A struggle ensues between an undercover air marshal and one of the hijackers who happens to have a bomb strapped to his body. The bomb goes off accidentally, tearing the jet in half and suddenly you find yourself tumbling through the air. You wake up suddenly from your nightmare, realizing you're safe and sound on an Ubuntu Air flight. The stewardess serves you green tea and mints, winking.

[Anonymous No.]

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is Rucky Star!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot waifu Konata!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…KONATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII KONATA-CHAN!!!!!” I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!
she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how hot I am *___* she grabbed my hand and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE CHOCOLATE CORNET!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat fag watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY GIRL WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH TSUKASA CAUSE KONATA-CHAN LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then konata held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became otaku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)

[Anonymous No.]

Do you need CP?
Do you need to download everything as fast as possible for some unexplainable reason?
Do you have a shitty ISP that forcibly rapes you for exceeding bandwidth usage?
Are you paranoid and delusional?
Do you want people to think you are a hacker?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, usenet is for you. otherwise just use torrents.

[Anonymous No.]

Narrator: No one was left who could remember how it had happened,
how the world had fallen under darkness.
At least no one who would do anything.
No one who would oppose the robots.
No one who would challenge their power,
or so Dr. Wily believed...

Twenty floors above the dark streets of the city, Dr. Light lived in a run-down tenement.
An eccentric and brilliant man.
Light was a loner, a thinker, a man of ideas.
Ideas forbidden in Wily's society.
The society for which he worked.
The society in which he lived.
The society that he would set free.
And so Light worked, far into the night, when the watchful eyes of Wily's robots weren't upon him.
He'd set his skillful hands to the task of creating a device to bring about a change, to create a machine to bring freedom, to create a man to save the world.
Twelve years Light worked and on a cold night in the year 200X, Protoman was born.
A perfect man, an unbeatable machine, hell-bent on destroying every evil standing between man and freedom, built for one purpose, to destroy Wily's army of evil robots. Ready, willing, prepared to fight.

Cutman
Gutsman
Elecman
Bombman
Fireman
Iceman
Proto

Fireman: Attack!

[Anonymous No.]

Narrator: And as the smoke cleared!
Wily rose above the countless robots remaining. Protoman was wounded, low on energy, struggling to remain standing as Wily ordered the final attack.
The death of Protoman.

The crowd had gathered there to watch him fall, to watch their hopes destroyed.
They watched them beat him, they watched them break him, they watched his last defense deployed.
There was not a man among them who would let himself be heard.
But from the crowd, from their collective fear, arose these broken words:
We are the dead
We are the dead

Human Choir: What have we done?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: What will we do?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: Where will we turn?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: Is there nothing we can do?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: How did it come to this?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: How did we go so wrong?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: We are the dead

[Anonymous No.]

Dr. Light: You have heard me tell this story
Many times before you sleep
This time listen carefully

And I will tell you once again
But this time understand that what I'm telling you.
Every single word is true.

You need to know.

There was another who came before you
He was a hero and your brother and my son.
He fought the darkness, the darkness won.

And he fought bravely, and he died bravely
But he was forsaken by the ones he wished to save.
And when he died he died in vain.

You need to know.
You are not him.

That time is coming, and I must warn you
Though it's something that you may not understand
They can't be saved by just one man.

And I am sorry, cause I was wrong
And I'd take away the weight his shoulders had to bear.
Cause when he fell I was the only one that cared.

You need to know.
You are not him.
His fight's not yours.

Megaman broke away from his father's hold, ran to the window and looked out over the city. His eyes filled with tears. His heart hurt under the weight of what he'd just been told. How could his father do nothing? How could Dr. Light not avenge the death of Protoman?

That story's finished. That story's ended.
Understand there's nothing more that we can do.
And I will not risk losing you.

For if you leave now, you will be fighting
for a people that refuse to comprehend
They have chosen their own end.

So you will stay here. You will obey me.
And I will keep grieving for the son I sent to death.
You are all I have left.

You need to know.
You are not him.
This fight's not yours.

You cannot win.

[Anonymous No.]

At one point I had a wine cellar.

Well, to be fair it was a wine basement.

OK... a small, otherwise disused wine closet in a basement... but I digress...

Five times every two months I would go down to it and turn the bottles, having no more response from the cheaper ones than the cold glass against my skin. On the more expensive ones I remember watching the grape silt upended in the bottle like a viticultural snow globe. It was beautiful. I'd have done it even if I never planned to taste the wine.

Cracky pics are like that. I've seen them all before... I could probably sketch them freehand. That isn't the point. The point is giving them that bit of attention every few weeks... appreciating her while respecting the fact that she is ever on the other side of the glass.

I could no more enjoy looking at them offline from a folder than I could enjoy turning the bottles in a supermarket. It just isn't the same as lurking about in the damp darkness of the 4chan wine cellar.

I honestly don't expect you to understand.

[Anonymous No.]

Megaman: I have seen this city a thousand times. Through the glass twenty stories high,
I have watched this city burn. If everything that you said is true,
there is no hope someday they will learn. But if I stay here with you, then I will never know the truth

Do not say this is how it has to be.

As I walk through the city streets, these frightened people watching me pass;
there is an evil that holds them here, yet they won't try breaking its grasp.
But if I stay here with you, then I will leave them to their doom

Do not say this is how it has to be.
You do no better than the fools of this burning city.

Dr. Light: You have heard me tell this story
Many times before you sleep
No matter how dark this City gets...
Even now, there's hope for man

Megaman: Even here it is not safe
Even this grave has been defaced
Someone has written on this stone
In some angry hand

Hope rides alone.
Hope rides alone.
Hope rides alone.

Megaman: Do not say this is how it has to be
You do no better than the fools of this burning city.

And as I live
There is no evil that will stand
I will finish
What was started: The fight of Protoman

Loudspeaker: We have control
We keep you safe
We are your hope.
We have control
We keep you safe
We are your hope

Human Choir: We have control
We keep you safe
We are your hope

[Anonymous No.]

Human Choir: We are in control.

Megaman: Send your armies.
There's no man or machine
who can stop me,
and you'll soon see.
I come for vengeance
for the first Son of Light, and I'm ready, and I'm willing, and I'm prepared to...

Send me the best you've got. Send me your strongest machines.
The fight my brother fought, here, now, will end with me.

All you wounded, those of you who can, pick yourselves off the ground,
Hurry back, tell your leader you'll need more men.

Send me the best you've got. Send me your strongest machines.
The fight my brother fought, here, now, will end with me.
Is this the best you've got? Is this your strongest machine?
Now with one powershot, you'll see what vengeance means.

The shadow, it covers your face but your eyes shine just like mine.
Step forward, step into the light if you're ready, and you're willing, and you're prepared to fight.

So be it, send your armies. There's no man or machine who can stop me, and you'll soon see.
I come for vengeance for the first Son of Light and I'm ready, and I'm willing, and I'm prepared to fight.

Send me the best you've got. Send me your strongest machines.
The fight my brother fought, here, now, will end with me.
Is this the best you've got? Is this your strongest machine?
Now with one powershot, you'll see what vengeance means.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d12 Damage
19-20 x4 Crit
+2 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
2d10 Damage
17-20 x4 Crit
+5 to hit and damage
Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

[Anonymous No.]

Dr Light: You're trying to understand. I told you your brother had been killed.
Yet, here he stands in the very shadow of the man you came here to destroy.
You came here to avenge his death. You came here to save mankind. You see now, you cannot do both.

Protoman: Tell me now. Is there a man among you here?
Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?
Tell me Man, is there not one in all your ranks? Is there not one who values courage over life?

They looked to me once. Now they turn to you. Do you understand now?
Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this?
They don't want a hero. They just want a martyr, a statue to raise.

I've given every thing I can. There are no heroes left in man.

So it begins!

No matter which one of us lives, the ground we're standing on will crack and blow away.
You will fight. And when you fight, you'll fight alone. And in the end you'll see there was no other way.

I've been here before. I've stood where you stand.
They called me their hero, The Hero of Man. But why should we save them
when they stand for nothing? If they deserve life, LET THEM STAND FOR THEMSELVES.

We've given everything we can. There are no heroes left in man.
They'll watch you die to save their lives. They will not stand here by your side.

Protoman: We've given everything we can. There are no heroes left in man. So let them watch as we decide the very fate of all mankind!

[Anonymous No.]

Megaman: I will not fight you. (Protoman: You have no choice.)
I'll stand beside you. (I stand alone.)
You're still their hero. (Then they are fools.)
This cannot be the only way! (You will see.)

They don't deserve this. (When this is through,)
Now more than ever, (Mankind will fall.)
We are their hope! (They would not stand.)

They know no better. (They would not fight.)
They are not ready. (They never will.)
Even now there is hope for man! (My father's words!)

Your father loved you. (He still believes?)
His heart was broken. (His only weakness.)
His greatest strength! (Now we shall see)
You are not evil. (if they will stand)
You are not broken. (beside their hero)
Megaman: We both know they'll never fight!

Protoman: You finally get it.
There are no heroes.
Mankind is doomed.
You will never have another Hero. You will never have another chance. You will fall because you never tried to stand for yourselves!

Human Choir (overlapping): You destroy him!/You can save us!/Destroy him!/We don't want to! do it for us!/Destroy him!

You're our only hope!

KILL PROTOMAN!!!

Protoman: If these people...tell this story...to their children...as they sleep...maybe someday...they'll see a Hero...is just a man...who knows he is free.

Human Choir: He could not save himself.
How could he save us?
For all the blood he shed, (Megaman: As I live)
Your brother failed us. (There is no evil that will stand.)
There's nothing you could do. (And I will finish)
You had no choice. (what was started:)
Why do you cry for him? (The fight of Protoman!)
You are our hero.
You are our hero!

Megaman: And you are the dead.

Human Choir: We are the dead.

We are the dead.

We are the dead.

[Anonymous No.]

Installing GNU/Linux won't solve your computer woes. It's not going to magically remove the anguish of being a non-technical person in a technical world.

Although neckbeards give the impression that GNU/Linux "just works," it's not quite as simple as that. You'll still experience incompatibility and those irritating nuances associated with all forms of desktop computing.

What you won't experience, however, is a lack of attention to details with the user in mind.

If you're switching to a GNU/Linux solely because you're ticked off with Windows, no desktop environment will please you.

However, if you're willing to make a change that will first be bumpy, but will eventually pay off in terms of overall satisfaction and enlightenment while computing, then you're ready for GNU/Linux. You can even use your existing computer without having to buy additional hardware.

You have to be willing to change your entire perception of how desktop computing should be.

[Anonymous No.]

I go to the store just to organize the shelves.
Always the grocery store, they are way more fun and in my opinion more "strictly" laid out so it's easier to work in groups if that's what you want to do. it's just fun and i suppose i'm doing people a tiny little service by doing it and that's cool too. this is literally what i do instead of play video games

my favorite aisle is breakfast, the whole thing with the hot and breakfast cereals and the poptarts and oatmeal. it's the most colorful aisle and it's easy and fun to stack and look at things. second favorite is either the other boxed good heavy aisle where they keep the hamburger helper and stuff or the sauces section with ketchup bbq etc. juice aisle is colorful but usually doesn't need much reorganization and most of the items are really heavy

i don't think any of the employees have noticed i do it semi-regularly, but i do get thanked often when they notice me moving things.

[Anonymous No.]

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

[Anonymous No.]

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

[Anonymous No.]

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.

Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

[Anonymous No.]

She began to kiss me through the cloth. Her left hand reached up behind me and slipped in through my left leg hole.

Frost and winter return to my eyes
The call of the wintermoon

I was beginning to have trouble concentrating.

The call of... the call of the wintermoon

She pushed me backwards onto the bed, and began to climb up on top of me.

Nocturnal clouds blows freely in the distance
In the grey mist of deaths horizon

She pulled my shirt up over my head, rubbing her body along the length of mine.

My winterwings of evil sleeps
In deaths cold crypts of snow

She bit my ear. I hesitated for a moment. "Keep singing", she said.

Buried beneath the mountains of frost
Years of silent sorrow grim and dark

By this point, we were both completely naked. I couldn't recall how this had happened.

Into eternal nights
Hearing the call of the wintermoon

Suddenly the door swung open and some girl in a white shirt and black mini skirt and suspenders and another in a green top and short shorts burst in, talking and laughing. My girl screamed and fell off the bed.

Hearing the call of the wintermoon

the call of the wintermoon...
And that's how Curry was born

[Anonymous No.]

I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.]

Unfortunately, she was not prepared for my belt. It was an awesome belt, with bullets and spikes and stuff, but it wasn't easy to get out of. After a few seconds, she gave up on her attempt to use her teeth, and after a few more minutes, she gave up. "You're going to have to show me what to do here."

I turned around (I don't know why, but it felt the right thing to do) and removed my belt. I turned back around to find her attempting to get her ribbon out of her hair.

"It's stuck," she said, as if it weren't obvious.

"Start by working out the knots below it," I suggested. "If you don't, they're all just going to get worse."

"You sure know hair," she giggled.

"I get leaves and stuff stuck in my hair all the time when I go out into a forest and just headbang for a while."

She waggled her braid at me, as if asking me to help her. I came in closer.
She grabbed me and pulled me in tight. In my ear, she whispered "forget my hair. Fuck me."

What?

Before I knew what was happening, she was on her knees working on my pants. I still had the end of her braid in my hands, and, not knowing what to do, I continued to detangle it.

"Sing that song again", she demanded.

Buried beneath the mountains of frost
Years of silent sorrow dream and dark

My zipper was down.

My winterwings of evil sleeps in eternal nights
In deaths cold crypts of snow

Her hands were in my waistband, working the pants down.

The moon chimed my return
With the blackstorms I came

My pants were at my ankles. She started to work on my boot laces.

And not with the winds
The Northern darkness marches through the coldest night

She gave up on my boots and began to stroke me through my underwear.

I can't resist the taste of these winds
And bath my eyes in its grace

[Anonymous No.]

Catch the girl with a net spread up in the forest canopy. Take her alive. Take her home. Poke out her eyes and put her in a small cage. Force-feed her oats and millet and figs until she has swollen to four times her normal size. Drown her in brandy. Roast her whole, in an oven at high heat, for six to eight minutes. Bring her to the table. Place a cloth—a napkin will do—over my head to hide my cruelty from the sight of God. Put the whole girl into my mouth, with only the beak protruding from my lips. Bite. Put the beak on my plate and begin chewing, gently. I will taste three things: First, the sweetness of the flesh and fat. This is God. Then, the bitterness of the guts will begin to overwhelm me. This is the suffering of Jesus. Finally, as my teeth break the small, delicate bones and they begin to lacerate my gums, I will taste the salt of my own blood, mingling with the richness of the fat and the bitterness of the organs. This is the Holy Spirit, the mystery of the Trinity—three united as one. It is cruel. And beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

i have been hacking seince i was 7 (im 13 now) my parents supported it, and it has helped many people, i have helped add security to sites by testing security, and there is a whole group of hackers im a part of at hackthissite.org hackers arnt bad, those are "crakers" who are mindless morons, you sir are the idiot, you trust the media, you didnt research you are the bad one. i have hacked many things but, for good. are you saying a site about killing people becuse of there race and supports it should stay up?? is that better than hacking?? i have hacked a site like that and shut it down. think im bad? F*ck you!!
i have broken some laws but, for good reasons, the government makes you think hacking is bad because the govrnment fears us, but us hackers dont fear them, so the government uses people whot think there hackers and shows them on tv then, people think thats what a hacker is. hacker acually means "one who is experienced in computers and problem solving" i think i have done good, and that i dont hack like black hats who are morons (pretty much "crackers") i hope i will change your opinion.

[Anonymous No.]

F U WERE FLAMED FOR USING LISP TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR SUICIDE CUZ ID B N DAT CUNTS HOUSE N SHOVE SICP DOWN HIS THROAT!
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WE TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIES
WE READ SICP TOGETHER
WE COUNT PARENTHESES TOGETHER
send this SUAVE SPACE TOAD to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6001 your A TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIE

[Anonymous No.]

Asakura released the knife and jumped five meters away. Opening up the distance in an instant, Asakura landed elegantly and continued smiling as usual. The Sussman raised his wand and pointed it directly at the ceiling, not taking his eyes off Asakura. The wand released a wave of glowing white parentheses and the space around The Sussman began to distort.

"It's time for some ENTERPRISE QUALITY!" Asakura cheerfully cried as she conjured the spirits of the JVM, producing a flood of boiling-hot coffee that rushed its way towards The Sussman, who stood motionless, parentheses continuing to issue from his wand like electromagnetic radiation.
"You think your turkey solutions can stop me?" The Sussman said calmly before lowering his wand, forming the pool of parentheses now gathered around him into a sharp pointed cone aimed at Asakura. Suddenly he shouted "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISP!" and the parentheses shot forward into the waves of coffee, pushing the boiling hot liquid back towards where it came.

"Nooooooo....." her cries became weaker as she became engulfed in the dark brown liquid. Everything turned black and I felt as though I had fainted. I awoke to a familiar voice.

"...before we do that for the next couple of lectures we're gonna be talking about..."

I opened my eyes and raised my head to find myself seated in a lecture theater. I glanced at the clock and found that I had missed most of the lecture. "Damnit! I was looking forward to the first lecture of the last semester of 6.001!" I thought to myself.

[Anonymous No.]

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

[Anonymous No.]

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Azaka-chan and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ brothers <3 and my fav is nis-san!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband mikiya!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN TABOO IN PERSON!!! Supa taboo desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^ When I walked into the room =^____^=I looked up and saw…MIKIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333!!!! “NII-SAN I'M HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a cafe o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE HAAGEN DAAZ!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw Shiki, that baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (o_o) (o_o) (o_o)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO SHIKI I'M NOT DISTURBED BY THE FACT THAT I LOVE MY OWN BROTHER WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH FUJINO CAUSE NII-SAN LOVES ME!!! (o_o)” then mikiya held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!*^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*(^o^)(^o^)(^o^)

[Anonymous No.]

SO let me get this straight.

We, as men, are fucksticks and are nothing more than tools for women. We are disposable and expendable. This, of course, would mean that women are superior in the eyes of mother nature.

So tell me, would the world be a better place if all men.....no wait, all males died off and the Earth was ENTIRELY populated by nothing but the female sex? How would things go? No more wars and such? I can see this happening as scientists become able to create babies artificially without any need for a man's sperm or sex in general. Men would no longer be needed thus rendered useless.

I dunno, it's all kinda interesting to me. Also given that I have no intentions of having sex or children (I'm on /jp/) as I prefer to be alone...

Strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>"sagebombing"
this is what /b/tards actually believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>6265056

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think i have any right to give my opinion here....
Since i live in Brazil and everyone is a bro
My deep knowledge in Visual Novels and Touhou made me get laid with several girls
Me and my girflriend pass all the time listening to Dai music and playing the Seacats
( LoL she likes to call it this way )
And while we do it we discuss our theories and etc....
( She prefers that ShKannon thing while i actually have a complete theory with fundaments and etc....but this is not the point right now....)
After i expose the several flaws in the logic of her pfff theory she gets kinda sad and mad at the same time and stop talking to me....
But i just give her a few kisses in the neck and whisper some dirty words in her ear so she gets turned on and have some hot sex damn....she is like a dream.....
I also introduced my girlfriend to it and she thinks its really cool and kawaii ( cute )
She plays on easy mode while sitting on my lap
I get hard and give her a few bumps and then she gets kinda mad sometimes....
But then we just relax kiss each other and go to our room to have some hot sex while she cosplay my favorite tohos
I think i am really living the dream....My life is perfect...
Right now she is sleeping at my side just waiting for the time to wake up and make me some hot chocolate and pancake.... ( they are really delicious i wanted you guys to taste it however i guess it would be cold when i send it to you guys by mail....)
Anyway my life is perfect and you guys probably won't have it exactly like mine....But if you work hard you can achieve about 35% of what i have
And that is already a huuuge move for you guys....
So cheer up don't ever think of an hero just because your life is shitty, because it is not! You are the one who decides if it's shitty or if it's great!
You want to have what i have right?
So work hard for it guys!
Bai bai guys cheer up

[Anonymous No.]

It was a dark and cold night. Yuno had just woken up when she heard a noise in her room. She looked around pulling the blanket slowly over her face.

"I-is anybody there?"

The wind howled through her opened window. She rubbed her eyes slowly and got out of bed to close it. Suddenly, she heard movement behind her. She let out a small yelp and turned around quickly, only to find a cat looking up at her.

"Oh, hey there. You're the one that I heard. You must be cold staying out there all alone like that..."

She said as she pet the cat's head softly with a smile. Upon further inspection, Yuno realized she'd seen the cat before. It was the same cat that Miyako had found in her room weeks before.

"Ahhh, I remember you! You came back! I'm glad you're safe..."
"...Meoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

The cat let out deeply looking at Yuno. Yuno quickly went into her fridge to get some salmon she left from that night's dinner. The cat nearly swallowed the salmon whole when she took it out for him.

"Woah, you're really hungry!"

She said as she watched in amazement at just how much he reminded her of Miyako.

[Anonymous No.]

The cat looked up at her with half a salmon poking from his mouth. He put the salmon down slowly and walked to Yuno, laying belly side up on her lap. Yuno scratched his belly, she thought of waking Miyako up but didn't want to interrupt her sleep at this time of night. While petting him she suddenly felt a smooth wet part. She screamed slightly and looked down, breaking out of her train of thought. She hadn't noticed her hand had been slowly petting down the cats belly further and further.

She stared at the cat's penis for a little and looked at her hand.

"...That's right...you're a boy cat..."

She paused for a few seconds before placing her hand back on the cat. This time directly on his penis. She stroked it slowly at first with her small, soft fingers. The cat purred pleasingly at the feel of Yuno's skin. Yuno grabbed his hardened penis with two fingers now, and started stroking it faster. For some reason, she started feeling her breathing getting faster. She slowly moved her hips back and forth, rubbing the cat's back against the crotch of her cotton pajamas as she played with his member.

Yuno suddenly felt moisture on her panties. Part of her thought she should stop, but she didn't. She rubbed the cat even faster. He let out a loud meow and extended his legs in the air. Yuno finally bent her head downwards and took a slow lick at it's tip. Her lips twisted slightly and she withdrew her head at the bitter taste of the drop on his tip, but she tried again. It wasn't so bad the second time around.

She clamped her lips around its tip delicately and sucked softly. Her hands prodded around at his balls carefully. She pulled his penis out her mouth and looked at his balls as her fingers felt around them

"These are really big...but then again, you're a big cat so I guess that makes sense..."

[Anonymous No.]

The cat slapped her hand with his tail and looked down at his penis.

"Okay okay, I'll keep going..."

Yuno said with a slight giggle as she continued where she left off.


As she sucked a bit harder he wagged his tail wildly. Eventually he let out a long "Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" as he shot his white fluids onto her soft tongue. She pulled his dick out slowly and spat out his cum into one hand.

"This is how it looks like?..."

Yuno said curiously as she played with it in her hand a bit, picking out strands of fur that got into it. She looked at it slowly drip down her fingers. She pulled down her cotton pajama bottom and panties with her clean hand, revealing her smooth wet vagina. She dabbed her fingers into her cupped hand full of cat semen and rubbed it slowly against her slit.

Yuno closed her eyes and slightly opened her mouth as she let a small moan escape from her lips.

"Mmmmmm, this is the first time I've done something like this...I feel like such a horrible person...but I can't stop"

Just then, she felt something else rubbing against her. She opened her eyes slowly and looked down. The cat was licking her clit with his rough tongue. She gasped shockingly at first.

"S-stop, that tickles...Stop Kitty..."

She said weakly to the cat. But instead, the cat moved her clitoris into his mouth. He sucked on it pleasingly. Yuno's body weakened, she closed her eyes again and let her body fall back slowly.

"N- no, this is wrong, I can't do this."

She thought to herself. But she was paralyzed with pleasure. All she can do was sit back and pant softly as the cat licked her up like a can of tuna.

[Anonymous No.]

After enjoying her clit, the cat moved down to sticking his tongue into her. As he continued with his treat, Yuno's tight virgin cunt slowly blossomed open, showing her bright pink insides. As Yuno felt his tongue enter her she couldn't help it anymore. She let out a louder moan than before. Finally claiming control of her body again she pet the cat's head lovingly as he licked faster and faster. Sticking his tongue as far into her as he can reach and making her juices come out more and more by the second. Yuno's small feet curled up slightly, and she clamped the cat firmly between her legs.She unbuttoned her top and grabbed her right breast, rubbing her erect pink nipple slowly while continuing petting the cat with her left hand.

As she rubbed her nipple harder and groped her breast more she breathed harder. Suddenly she felt the cat stop, but after felt paws on her tummy. She looked down, before she could realize what she was seeing she felt something thick go inside her cunt.

"W-w-w-waaaaaaaaait, nooooooooo you can't go this far-"

But while she said one thing, her body reacted the other. She could feel herself getting more wet. Her tight cunt clenched his penis into her. He licked her belly button sensually as he started thrusting into her. Yuno moaned louder. She grabbed onto the cat's back and moved her hips along with it.

"I guess it's not disobeying mom and dad's trust if I'm not doing this with a guy...right?"

The confused girl thought to herself as she moaned louder and louder.


The cat meowed loudly as he pounded harder into Yuno's frail body.He could feel every bump, curve, and grove inside her. He speed up and slammed harder into her. She let out a small scream as a trickle of blood flowed down her thight. Yuno's eyes watered a little.

"It hurts a bit, but I don't want him to stop. Keep on....Good kitty...."

[Anonymous No.]

Suddenly, she felt her cunt heating up. She moaned louder, her soft to medium volumed moans raising o that of screams. She felt a stream of hot liquid shoot deep inside her. Aw that moment she screamed as loud as she could. Her whole body tensed up. She had her first orgasm, it felt so good she hadn't noticed the drop of droll the rolled out her mouth and down her chin. She laid on the floor panting heavily. She smiled wide and looked at the cat. She smiled wide and giggled softly.

"You really are a good cat..."

Just then, she heard running outside. Her door slammed open and Miyako, Hiro, and Sae ran into Yuno's apartment with worried looks on their faces.

"YUNO, WE HEARD SCREAMING AN-...."

Hiro stopped mid sentence and covered her eyes with her hands quickly.

"I-I'm sorry!"

She said quickly running out. Sae stared, jaw dropped, glasses falling off her face. Miyako just bursted into laughter.

"N-no it it it's not what it looks likeeeeeeee!"

Yuno screamed in embarrassment, her face red as a beat. In all the excitement she hadn't noticed how loud her screams had gotten.

"Don't worry Yunnochi, you're secret's safe with us~ Don't let species get in the way of love!"

Miyako teased.

"Miya-chaaaaaaaaaaan"

Yuno yelled as she quickly got up on her feet and brushed the cat hair off her. The cat smirked as he walked slowly over to the window.


-The end-

[Anonymous No.]

>>6265056
>>6265126
>>6265135
>>6265141
>>6265147
>>6265167
Seriously, why the fuck would you do that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6265188
Because the cat was the only thing Yuno has shown any sexual awareness to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6265188
You have to admit the end was funny and true to the characters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit I'm never going to be able to read this whole thread.

[Xerxes's Sealskin !!TxvOg0il1PS No.]

>>6265518

Have you ever been on 4chan before today? Then don't worry; you've read ALL of it before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6265525
But I love athens' threads. Such a shame to give up on one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6265541
Don't worry, I don't think athens will ever truly leave us.