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walk in,
see this,
wat do?

>> No.6251137

I think it's scared.

>> No.6251135

tell /jp/

>> No.6251138

jesus christ when did a sinkhole tilt my house

>> No.6251140

Take off my shirt and cover her with it, as the true gentleman I am.

>> No.6251141

She wants your blood

>> No.6251143

Give her a blanket. She looks cold.

>> No.6251147

It's afraid! ;_;

>> No.6251150

>>6251141
I've got plenty. Drink up.

>>6251143
This too.

>> No.6251152

Fuck her, obviously.

>> No.6251154
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>>6251152

>> No.6251156

She's too anemic to move.

>> No.6251157

Stand there in awe. Then offer my undying services to her.

>> No.6251159

Check what medicines i got last time.

>> No.6251183

>>6251131
rape the maids.

>> No.6251209

What are you doing? Stand up. Here, put some clothes on. You look terrible.

>> No.6251231
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6251231

Be a Gentleman, pick her up, carry her to the bed, find some clothes for her, dress her, bow and tell her dinner will be done shortly. Find some poor sap, kill him, drain blood, make her dinner served with blood.

>> No.6251239

>>6251231
you look yourself into a mirror just to find out you´re sakuya.

>> No.6251245

...get the fuck out of there before she decides I'm lunch :/

Christ on a stick, she's a VAMPIRE. A very powerful one, at that.

>> No.6251251

I'd drive my stake into her.

>> No.6251254
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6251254

Whip it

>> No.6251265
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6251265

Blow it up her ass.

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>>6251245
Just because her name is Scarlet Devil it does not mean that she is bad.

>> No.6251274

>>6251245
Worst move ever. Carnivores love to catch their prey. You are only making your self look tastier.

However, I would do this just to make it more certain she attacks me. Having a loli suck on my neck would in no way be a bad thing.

>> No.6251287

>>6251209
do you think that the lady would drink some random clochard's blood? at least you should cut your wrist and serve her your own blood, or go to search a good looking virgin to do this!

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6251288

Smite it

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