/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Bunnies are mistreated by their Lunarian overlords. Join Equality Now and support the Bunny Freedom movement.
You can help! Don't waste time!

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

I'd like to get mistreated like that by Eirin.

[Anonymous No.]

[None !OSakaQCVow No.]

I bet this is a scam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6249493
No, you don't.

[Anonymous No.]

Why be mistreaded when you can seduce your Lunarian mistress with your undeniable cuteness instead?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6249479

These are not just any bunnies. These are supernatural alien bunnies rampant of war. Raised from birth on a diet of Soviet surplus steroids, Swedish black pudding and the fingers and toes of children who wouldn't eat their greens. Trained to perfection in scaling Mons Bradley barefoot, field stripping in total darkness, underwater, wearing boxing gloves with toothpicks under fingernails and Mentos under the eyelids, and deriving sustenance from their own excrement. Hardened to be impervious to the elements, fearless in the face of death, and - most importantly in this case - completely indifferent towards personal discomfort.

I'm pretty sure Reisen doesn't need to be saved.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6249594

Ah, Helen, I see you received those tickets to Lunarian Army Ranger school. Did you enjoy training there?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6249600

Sadly no time for moon voyages here. Or anything else right now either, because I got to get up for project meeting in 5 hours.

Goodnight, /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6249594
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What the hell are you talking about?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6249615

Private! Where the HELL are your GODDAMN DOG TAGS?!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6249626
>...
>What the hell are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6249594
But they are so innocent.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6249636

What the fuck is this shit, Private? You know you're not supposed to leave the base without ID! You better not have lost those dog tags or I am going to put you on latrine duty until you can't tell the difference between shit and mochi rice cakes!

[Anonymous No.]

i'd totally suck reisen off

no homo

[Anonymous No.]

>>6249656
You're a strange one.
If you're trying to start a conversation, this isn't the way to do it.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6249703

Private! I am going to give you ten seconds to unfuck yourself, or I am going to screw off your head and shit down your neck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6249710
Shut up.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6249736

Oh, are we FRIENDS? You can just address me like that? Did we go to school together? No we did NOT! We did not go to school, we did not grow up together, and I do not fuck your mother anymore!

My first name is DRILL! My last name is SERGEANT! You will call me DRILL SERGEANT! The first and last words out of that septic tank you call a MOUTH, will be SIR!

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

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