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If you could remove or change any part of Touhou canon, what would it be?

>> No.6244737

Eientei

>> No.6244746

Reimu.

>> No.6244747
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>Touhou
>canon

>> No.6244748

Eientei

>> No.6244750

Sakuya's breasts being naturally large to kill the pad jokes.

Or maybe Yuuka/Cirno existing at all.

Seriously those two are the exact fucking same fanon-wise, except one is actually strong and the other is a fairy.

>> No.6244751

elly's divorce

I want her back ;_;

>> No.6244753

Probably Flandre.
The character and her theme have drawn some of the worst, if not the worst type of fanbase.
"Kawaii with explosions! Kyuu~"

>> No.6244760

>>6244733

>you are now keine

Brb, molesting my younger students.

Errrr, about the topic....I wish the SDM never happened.

>> No.6244762

parsee never existed, instead mima was that stage 2 boss.

>> No.6244763

All the windows games.

>> No.6244769

Medicine being ignored

>> No.6244773

All Lunarians.

Twats, the lot of them.

>> No.6244774

Make canon more solid to kill many retarded fan crap.

>> No.6244778

The fucking sdm crew. So sick of those fuckers.

And yes, my butt IS mad.

>> No.6244782

>>6244778

The Eientei house is far less offensive than that blasted SDM place.

Nothing good comes of them. And Cirno hangs out there.

Nuke the SDM.

>> No.6244785

I would change the canon so that most of the PC-98 characters appeared during the Windows games.

The games would've been 8 regular stages instead of 6.

>> No.6244790

But you guys are judging it all on fans.

>> No.6244798

>>6244750
>Seriously those two are the exact fucking same fanon-wise
what the fuck

>> No.6244807

That Cirno is an idiot.

Make her incompetent or something. She can be smart, she just... doesn't want to. Or fails to do so. I dunno. Or what >>6244750 said.

>> No.6244812

>>6244798

buttestrated

>> No.6244833

Reimu or Marisa winning.

Think about how insane and chaotically awesome it would be if the protagonist never stopped the antagonist.

>> No.6244834
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I would have Zun actually come out with a powerlevel chart and finally say that the Yakumos are the strongest faction and Yukari is absolutely unbeatable, just to stop all the powerlevel threads and Yukari vs (insert villian of the week) threads.

>> No.6244846

PMiSS. Outright unreliable information is worse than outright lies.

>> No.6244853

>>6244846

Akyu lied.

Thousands died.

>> No.6244856

>>6244798
Yuukafags: HURR IM THE STRONGEST DONT FUCK WITH ME QUADRUPLE SPARK THE EARTHS CRUST, NEXT TIME ON YUUKA BALL Z, YUUKA DESTROYS NAMEK

Cirnofags: HURR IM THE STRONGEST DONT FUCK WITH ME PERFECT FREEZE oh wait shit i lost WHATEVER ITS STILL A VICTORY TO ME.

>> No.6244857

Make Byakuren the strongest and the meanest!

>> No.6244861

I'd change them all to have bigger breasts

>> No.6244878
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I would make them all boys.

>> No.6244879

>>6244737
But Inaba of the moon and Inaba of the earth was a good read.

You could remake IN though.

>> No.6244885

Nue's penis

>> No.6244889

Yukari is Chinese, with a Japanese name just so she can troll people trying to find a theme.

Patchouli is Korean.

Marisa is Italian.

Sakuya is a Lunarian with a fake name.

Cirno becomes a Youkai after ensoulment, pimpslaps Letty into becoming her servant.

Meiling turns out to be Youkai of containers, reveals she's there to keep the demons in the SDM, not out.

Reimu goes insane, Sanae ditto. Massive Miko War for Touhou 13.

Mima confirmed to be the Hakurei Deity.

Jap fans BAW and RAGE when they realise that the most powerful and most popular characters in the series are GAIJIN DAME DA. Extra points in Yukari comments on how the most powerful creatures in Japan's mythology are mostly Chinese.

>> No.6244890

>>6244878
fuck

you

>> No.6244892

>>6244878
I was going to say I'd change nothing, but I'll have to go with this now.

>> No.6244900

remove all bird youkai

yuyucow raping mystia was a start, but still...

>> No.6244901

>>6244889

While you're doing dumb shit, you might as well say that Yuugi is Pam Anderson on vacation.

In b4 that picture of Pam with the horn that BOOF enjoys posting.

>> No.6244992

>>6244889
I agree with this. Would feel so good.

>> No.6244999

>>6244901
Wow, the butthurt is working already.

>> No.6245013

Spellcard rules never happened.

>> No.6245050
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6245050

Just flesh everything out more, so I could actually choose a favorite character based on canon without saying "well, we don't actually know anything about this character" 5030841908 times.

Alternatively, make some kind of very in-depth descriptions of characters' physical appearance, since Zun's bad art isn't sufficient. Some fan-art makes Tewi appear to be like a prepubescent girl, others makes her look more like early teens. I want to know which it's supposed to be. This is very important to me.

>> No.6245056

I'd change the part where Gensoukyo is not factually real.

>> No.6245058

>>6245050
Do you understand that the whole purpose of Touhou is for the canon to be as vague as possible? ZUN purposefully intended it that way, to encourage fandom.

>> No.6245059
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>>6244878
Personally, I'd like Yama as a male

>> No.6245060

>>6245050
Tewi is canonically small.

>> No.6245061

>>6244900
I liked you better when all you did was try to shoot Aya.

Not that I approve of shooting Aya, mind you. But your constant failure was entertaining.

>> No.6245069

>>6245061

>I liked you better when all you did was try to shoot your load in Aya.

I read this as I scrolled by swiftly, and I was like WAIT WAT, and then I realized what you wrote.

>> No.6245075

The physiology of the little girls.

Touhou is now diamonds.

>> No.6245087

The part where it was done by ZUN, change it to Andrew Hussie. Instant full flushed quadrant.

>> No.6245088

>>6245069
Eh, lots of people try to shoot their load at Aya. She blows it back at them with humorous results.
For her, not for them. Probably.

>> No.6245095

I'd make Marisa a trap.

>> No.6245125

LESBIANS EVERYWHERE

>> No.6245140

I'd make so that there is absolutely no moe in Touhou. All the lolis would be replaced by ugly, gargantuan women. However everything else remains the same: their personalities, their relationships...etc.

>> No.6245152

Zun needs to stop making new characters and just use the existing ones.

>> No.6245160

>>6245152
YEAH LIKE THE SDM CREW AM I RIGHT

>> No.6245197

>>6245160
I was actually thinking the first 5, faggot.

>> No.6245203
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6245203

Make everyone 9 years old

>> No.6245208

>>6245203
But they are 9 years old. Physically anyways.

>> No.6245211

>>6245197
Oh.
In your dreams.

>> No.6245305

>>6244733
i make Marisa nigger. with big black cock, yo.

>> No.6245312

>>6245305
Unacceptable.

>> No.6245319

Make Gensokyo real

>> No.6245324
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>>6245203
HERESY! I need my hags! You cannot do this to me!

>> No.6245327

I'd get rid of Marisa. She's the only blemish in Touhou.

>> No.6245332

- add more male characters and kill the yurifags ruining the fanbase with their shipping yurigoggle shit.

- ZUN needs to stop making more characters and focuse on developing the ones he already has. That way, it'll kill a lot of fanon secondary faggotry.

>> No.6245341

Touhou is SUPPOSED to have fanon, you freaks.

>> No.6245350

>>6245341
>i luv cirno shes teh stornges txSD

>> No.6245355

>>6245350
>greentext and memes make me cool LOL XD

>> No.6245356

I would get rid of Eientei entirely

Maybe just leave Eirin, but Kaguya has definitely got to go.

>> No.6245362

>>6245355
>paddo ja nai!!! flandre wil kill u baka

>> No.6245364

>>6245355
I wish I could bottle up all that mad. I'd sell it as fuel.

>> No.6245367

I wouldn't. Sure, some things can be made "better" by altering them. Perhaps it will be less painful. But the memories of the pains in history, the feelings people had-those shouldn't be altered! Everyone contributed towards making Touhou what it is, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

I have no regrets. This is the only path.

>> No.6245372

>>6245362
>SUGOI

>> No.6245373

remove koakuma

>> No.6245374

>>6245367
Drown in your ideals and die.

>> No.6245375
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>>6245367
Please don't post.

>> No.6245376

>>6245367
That was beautiful, think I'm gonna cry...

>> No.6245381

>>6245376
Welcome to my filter

>> No.6245396

Remove all characters, 'cept maybe Meiling, from EoSD from the series. Touhou is now significantly better.

>> No.6245401

Shikieiki in more games.

>> No.6245412

Remove all Touhous besides Cirno and Flandre.

>> No.6245414
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>>6245375
>pic
Anyway I would like SWR to never have happened.

>> No.6245432

>>6245396
>IN Elite
>Hates EoSD

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Go back to /g/.
Oh wait they laughed you right out of there too.

>> No.6245462

>>6245432
Typical ESoD fan, only talks in insults and ridicule rather than making a good argument to support his blind passion.

>> No.6245470

>>6245462
Typical IN fan, doesn't know jack shit about what he's talking about ever, and bases his knowledge around fanboyism and rumors.

EoSD sucked, not as much as IN though.

>> No.6245483

>>6245470
There is no facts presented by you, just FUD and hearsay rather than real deal logic and reason. I base all of my observations around my objective opinion and that will lead to ESoD is the worse being the worse windows game overall in the series.

>> No.6245486

EX-Rumia

>> No.6245512

I laughed so much at the posts that I don't even know what to say I want anymore. Ok, maybe I do.

1) I would have liked that the early characters would have been given more love. Y' know, reappearances, descriptions, and a remake if possible.

2) DELETE AYA AND HATATE. FOREVER.
Stupid useless egocentrical paparazzi crowsluts.

3)Erasing the 9th item in the PoFV manual. Cirno is a good character; sure, she might be canonically derpheaded but the "LOL 999999 BAKA BAKA LOL AM I FUNNY YET XD" shit would be nowhere near as bad as it is.
On the same topic, giving poor Sakuya a decent bust and Yuyuko not want to eat everything.
basically kill all the fucking memes

4) More Phantasmagoria games. They're so damn good, yet there's only 2 of them ;_;

>> No.6245520

>>6245512
Sorry to break it to you but people will develop memes out of whatever is there in place of what is taken away.

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>>6245512
Problem?

>> No.6245555

>This thread

And this is why ZUN is in charge and not you guys.

>> No.6247121

>>6245486
wait is that even canon?

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Add just as many male characters as female characters.

>> No.6247138

>People here not realizing adding males would completely tear the touhou fanbase apart.

>> No.6247149

>>6247138
Or send them into shipping frenzies, which happens all the time.

>> No.6247167

>>6247149
Fuck yeah shipping.

I'd remove China because she's constantly paired with Sakuya and that's just wrong.

>> No.6247174

>>6247126
Dude, as far as we know, ZUN already said that there are as many males in Gensokyo as females.

>> No.6247179

>>6247174
Humans. He said there were male humans, nothing about male youkai.

>> No.6247187

>>6247138
>>6247149
That's exactly why I'd do it.
>>6247167
I'm sure everyone has their own variation on this.

>> No.6247199

I'd change the part of canon about it being completely ignored.
An example that really started to bug me recently is Ran being regularly portrayed as having large breasts, when she's clearly flat as a pancake in her character portrait

>> No.6247204

>>6247199
Not this shit again. ZUN can't draw. Deal with it.

>> No.6247218

>>6244834
Anyone have the prints for this?

>> No.6247222

>>6247199
>>6247204

ZUN art is the best art

>> No.6247223

>>6247204
I never said he could, but it's clear as crystal she has no breasts.
Patchy I can understand being given breasts, she's always wearing baggy pajamas, Eirin I can understand, Byakuren I can understand.
But Ran's breasts are non-existant.
If she had breasts people wouldn't say she looked like a man.

>> No.6247235

A clear acceptance or dismissal of PC98 would be appreciated. I don't even care which.

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What have I told you fags about messing around with monkey palms?

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>>6247223
>Eirin has breasts

That is a blatant lie.

>> No.6247249

>>6247246
Gensokyo is a land based on lies. What's one more?

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>>6247246
Eirin has droopy hag-boobs

>> No.6247291

>>6247260
That's only because her time on the moon have made them more susceptible to the effects of gravity.

>> No.6247293

>>6247291
That makes no sense, really

>> No.6247330

>>6244889
I wuv you.

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