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How do I mahjong?

>> No.6232605

not this way, that's for sure

>> No.6232606

Watch Saki. You'll learn quickly.

>> No.6232613

Do Women always have to keep their fingernails long?

>> No.6232615
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6232615

Loser has to strip. That's the most important rule

>> No.6232618

Three ways.

Mudazumo method: Be a world leader, a historical figure, or both. Find some thematic hands somehow related to your country. Shout loudly as often as you can and you will get those absurd hands without effort. Such is the luck of men who lead the world. Cheating is okay if you look cool doing it, even if you get caught.

Saki method: Find a hand you like. Try to get it all the time. You will slowly transform into a lesbian and find yourself going to a Japanese high school, even if you finished high school ten years ago. The more often you get your target hand, the quicker the transformation will be.

Akagi method: Skill, wits, hard work and guts. Beware that the fates will actively work to shit on your head. Repeatedly.

>> No.6232619

>>6232613
Short finger nails = girl that fingers herself or other girls a lot.

>> No.6232621

>>6232613
I keep long fingernails on indez and thumb fingers. They are extremely useful. I can even cut stuff with them!

>> No.6232633

>>6232621
Slut spotted.

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