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622861 No.622861 [Reply] [Original]

hello

I am in Tokyo righ now and I seriously want to get laid next night.

I'm a foreigner (north america), so it's not that easy I guess ?

whores would do it too, but only japanese.

pic semi-related :3

>> No.622868

Say hello to someone, it's like rape in America.

>> No.622872

Reported for shit posting.

>> No.622876

>I seriously want to get laid next night.
>I'm a foreigner (north america)

Sounds more like an Eleven to me. ಠ_ಠ

>> No.622878

reported, get the fuck out

>> No.622882

i'm in osaka right now. hop on the shinkansen, if you know what i mean

>> No.622885

>>622872
why ?
because I ask something, but having nothing to give ?

this is a real question...

>>622868
lol
well yeah, my japanese is limited and I only know Hiragana, I doubt that would do it. =D

>> No.622886

PROTIP: prostitutes exist in Japan.

>> No.622889

>>622876

Sounds like a KOREAN to me.

>> No.622891

try it once then you never want again. Hairy, everywhere. Smelly, screams like rape.

>> No.622892

>>622878
I'm not here to get any trouble, why is it called /jp/ and I can't even talk about something that is actually absolutely related to japan and not some generic anime shit ?

>> No.622895
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>>622882
>in osaka
>IN

y u do dis to poor little Osaka ಠ_ಠ

>> No.622897

>>622891
ok, thanks for the tip. lol

yeah, I thought about the "hairy" too... =X

>> No.622909

I would recommend going to a bar that Americans frequent. The girls there are there for a reason.

>> No.622910

go back to /b/ faggot

>> No.622903

>>622897
>=X

1/10

>> No.622918

>>622909
Can you refer some ?
I only know about the bar that is specificly for germans, but I haven't seen a lot of japanese girls in it or around it.

Note:
Whores are NOT a must. lol
Just getting to know someone.

>> No.622929

>>622918
So basically you want to score fast with someone who speaks a language you don't understand?

I dunno, seems like a whore situation there.

>> No.622943

>>622918
Sorry man, if you were in Aomori Prefecture I could have helped you out more. The only ones I really know in the Tokyo area are on Bar Row by Yokota AB.

>> No.622970

>>622929
So I too am a whore because I want the same ? lmao
yeah... whatever...

>>622943
Nah, Aomori is too high up north. lol

anyway, I'm off now, gotta meet a friend (hopefully he knows some cool bars !).

Wish me Luck !

>> No.622996

>>622970
go away

>> No.622991

>>622970
what is wrong with you /b/tards?

>> No.623002

JESUS CHRIST SAGING LIKE THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR

>> No.623029

Girl in OP pic is actually Korean, and looks far better than any Jap girl posted here.

>> No.623035

http://www.asianmystique.com/hitomi.html

hope you got cash

>> No.623045

>>623029
You're right, she has "plastic surgery" written all over her face.

>> No.623052

>>623045
i'd like to write all over her face, if you know what i mean

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>>623052
Oh, you wish to ejaculate all over her face right? I understand it completely.

>> No.626054

>>623060
wait. so now you've got a beard and suddenly you know what the deal with women is? what has become of you Shirou?

>> No.626059

>>626054

Beards give A rank Manliness.

>> No.626146

>>623035
thats pretty expensive for average looking prostitutes

>> No.626178

Walk through shinjuku.. i had like 10 offers in as many minutes onces off the subway. 200yen for sex from memory.

>> No.626180

>>626054
That's not right, he should have white hair before he has a beard.

>> No.626522

OP, unless you're a fat ugly fuck, you should be able to hook up with atleast one slut if you're in Tokyo.

>> No.626529

Let me elaborate.
Gaijin:
A term used to describe the white people that Japanese girls looking for a one-night stand will choose 11 times out of 10 over a Japanese man.

>> No.626534

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>> No.626536

>>626529
So asians don't have a chance?

>> No.626539

>>626536
nobody besides whitefags really have a chance.

>> No.626549

Step 1: go to Roppongi
Step 2: enter a club, hit on the J-sluts.
Step 3: if you still haven't gotten laid at this point, exit and find a hooker. You can tell them apart by them coming up to you and going "Massaji massaji"
Step 4: kill yourself

>> No.626685

> 200yen for sex from memory.
lol really

>> No.626697

>>622861
I swear that girl looks like an older version of that one loli that does :3.

>> No.626700

>>626685
sex is actually a pack of chewing gum

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>>626697
silly anon, it is :3-chan

>> No.626776

go to a soapland and experience life

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