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What lies should we write about the UFO cast?

>> No.6228226
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>>6228216
>lies
How about 'Sanae is a slut'?

>> No.6228231

>>6228226
Lies, not truths that everyone already knows.

>> No.6228240

>>6228226
American Sanae saves herself for marriage?

>> No.6228250

>>6228216
Why don't you write a long profile on Ichirin and then just say "it's not important but she calls the pink cloud she controls 'Unzan'."

>> No.6228259

>>6228216
If you think that Yukari influences Akyuu's articles about Touhous other than Yukari, you're wrong.

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>>6228240
>marriage
NO

>> No.6228270

Unzan fisted Sanae.

>> No.6228365

hijiri byakuren lives in a polygamous marriage

>> No.6228377

Byakuren committed incest with her brother.

>>6228365
With whom?

>> No.6228387

Nazrin keeps that mouse in the basket on her tail as "emergency rations."

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>>6228377

>> No.6228404

Murasa is actually Red Beard as a loli.


>>6228397
Man... If I was her...

>> No.6228411

Murasa is male.

>> No.6228414

Nue is male.

>> No.6228443

Murasa was completely sloshed during her appearance because she's terrified of flying that boat and that's the only way she can manage.

>> No.6228445
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Reimu is a protagonist.

>> No.6228452

Byakuren has gradient hair because she dyes it that way.

>> No.6228472

>>6228452
I see what you did there.

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>>6228445
Byakuren is an antagonist.

>> No.6228477

Nue is actually the little snake coiled around the girl's arm. It's her last layer of identity deception.

>> No.6228478

Kogasa surprises people by flashing them with her futa penis.

>> No.6228496

Nazrin carries that little mouse around in a basket on her tail because it's her husband.

>> No.6228576
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The Touhou games are getting better.

>> No.6228651

>>6228411
>>6228414
shou too

>> No.6228664

>>6228576
But they are getting better...

>> No.6228671

Shou uses her treasures to bribe pixiv artists to draw her with bigger tits.

Seriously, this is the only possible explanation because she's as flat as a board in-game.

>> No.6228694

>>6228671
She's not flat. Shou is totally curvy.

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>>6228671
They're all flat as a board in-game. Deal with it.

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>>6228671
She'd look boyish otherwise. I think Wriggle is enough.

>> No.6228711

>>6228698
What are you, gay?

>> No.6228737

Shou is an idiot.

>> No.6228755

>>6228694
>>6228698
>>6228706
Arguring over canon in A LYING THREAD?

>> No.6228767

>>6228755
Are you implying that I'm telling the truth?

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>>6228737
And that's why we love her.
It's....okay to love her, right?

>> No.6228795

Byakuren fucked a tiger

>> No.6228827

>>6228781
It is not okay to love idiot Shou. Not okay at all. Not even a little, because normal competent Shou is so much nicer and lovelier and more powerful and doesn't abuse Nazrin at all.

>> No.6228838

Lie #26:

I screwed both Byakuren and Murasa at the same time.

>> No.6228859

>>6228838
That's no lie. They're major sluts and I saw Yukari gapping you into Gensokyo just the other week.

>> No.6228870
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>>6228859
Tripfags don't go to heaven/Gensokyo.

>> No.6228865

>>6228859
How could you tell her gap led to Gensokyo?

>> No.6228875

Nazrin is a gigantic bimbo whore.

>> No.6228894

>>6228859
Yeah, I had a great time over there. So much fun. And you can tell why I mean by "fun".

>>6228865
Because all Gaps lead to Gensokyo.

>>6228870
AHAHAHA.

>> No.6228900

>>6228870
Gensokyo ain't always Heaven, brah. Tripfags go to Grimsokyo.

>> No.6228921

Nazrin isn't capable of finding you because you aren't her treasure.

>> No.6228925

Nazrin stole the pagoda.

Because she is Nazrin

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>>6228827

Can't really imagine Shou as anything other than what first comes to mind when you hear "tiger". She's bright for a big cat, but still, she's a big cat.

>> No.6228942

Nue used her Seeds to fuck with everyone causing the events of UFO.

>> No.6228949

>>6228941
When I think of tigers, I think of furries, and furries think tigers are AWESOME so Shou must be awesome.

>> No.6228956

/r/ing themightyshou.jpg

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>>6228949

Well... the only furry I've known personally had a thing for tigers, and indeed, he was quite awesome. But on the other hand he was also very subtle, accepting, uncomfortable with attention and a pretty good leader, which are not quite the qualities usually associated with furries. So I can't speak for this out of experience.

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>>6228983
Shou being uncomfortable with attention would make her incredibly moe. I mean, she's a god stand-in. Forced into attention.

>> No.6229023

>>6228983
I was talking about how furries view tigers, not how people view furries. But thanks for the anecdote, I'll add it to tripfriends.txt

>> No.6229032

Lie # 42:

Yukari is the master of the universe.

>> No.6229075

>>6229032
She can be substituted for one in recipes, however. You likely won't be able to taste the difference.

>> No.6229089

Hijiri already raped her brother.

>> No.6229087

Hijri Byakuren raped my sister

>> No.6229101

Hijiri enjoys consensual sex in the missionary position.

>> No.6229110

>>6229101
Explain.

>> No.6229122
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You're permanently banned from the flying boat

>> No.6229144

>>6229122
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?

>> No.6229177

>>6229144
I CHOOSE TO WAIVE THAT RIGHT! HUUUURP DRUUUUUUURUUUURP!

>> No.6229183

Lie #99:

There are buses in Gensokyo.

>> No.6229203

>>6229183
Truth: There are yellow cabs in Gensokyo.

Oh god. I am sooooo clever and witty!

>> No.6229213

>>6229208
I know rite?

>> No.6229208

>>6229183
People like to hold Cirno's Math Class up as an example of the worst of fanon, but the truth is that the song really sticks very close to canon.

>> No.6229260

Lie #777 (Highly debated):

Alice's mom is not Shinki.

>> No.6229804

nue
has
a
penis

>> No.6229807

>>6229260

Look at all the autism. I can FEEL your antisocial tendencies seeping through my speakers. They are burning my eyebrows off it is so RICH in aspie gas.

>> No.6229835

>lies about UFO

Ichirin has a personality

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>>6229804
>nue has a penis
>write lies about the UFO cast
>lies

>> No.6231608

This thread...

I think you guys should go to Pooshlmer. And in case you won't, I think I will, I don't remember even them ever falling this low.

>> No.6231815
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go on

>> No.6231819

Byakuren fucked a TIGER!? She is more badass than I thought..

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Byakuren's daily life

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