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6225885 No.6225885 [Reply] [Original]

Let her in? [Y/N]

>> No.6225888

Yes. Cuddles and drinks.

>> No.6225887

Y

>> No.6225892

☐ Don't throw beans
☑ Throw beans

>> No.6225891

Of course, Suika is the best touhou after all.

>> No.6225894

death from exhaustion

>> No.6225896 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD­

>> No.6225902

>>6225896

Shit po­st

>> No.6225908
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6225908

Y

and when she falls asleep, then it's my turn to get in.

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>>6225902

>> No.6225916

I'd let her in, but I don't have any alcohol. She'll be gone as soon as she sobers up.
But on second thought looking at the size of her legs and those footprints behind her I'm not so sure anymore. Unless they're mine. In which case where are her's?

>> No.6225927

>>6225914
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_user
name=%2Fjp%2F+quality+control

Pinnacle of worthwhile contribution.

Do you ever sleep?

>> No.6225929

>>6225916
She has her own booze, her gourd is bottomless.
I'd let her in, but wouldn't risk it for more than one night.

>> No.6225955

>>6225927
oh come on I'm not even posting as often as I used to during the week and that's only when the meido is around.

>> No.6225960

>>6225955

Why do it in the first place?

You're annoying as fuck and I'm this close to just getting a fucking filter just for you.

>> No.6225968

>>6225955
You are a shit poster. You are part of the problem not part of the solution.

>> No.6225976

>>6225960
Yes, please do.
>>6225968
Your tears are not going to make me emotional or anything, anon.

>> No.6225978

>>6225968
There are no solutions for shitposting bar meido.

>> No.6225983

>>6225976

Didn't answer my question.

You are a shit poster, and you have no reasonable excuse for your shit.

>> No.6225986

>>6225976
I am going to just start reporting you with the other shit.

>> No.6225991

I saw this thread, thought someone was metatrolling, then disabled my filter.
"Oh."
Then I turned my filter back on.

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6225993

A thread for Alice? oh wow.

>>6225902
MORAL LESSON: Do not give the autistic more sugary stuff. It will only think its penis was getting bigger.

>> No.6226004

>>6225983
I already have another wall of text explaining things, but I won't paste it now. You should just go ahead and do like those gentlemen and their filters over here.

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6226007

Of course. I'd prepare a warm bath, some dry clothes, give her a cup of cocoa and let her sit in front of the fireplace.

Except that I don't have a bathtub, clothes that would fit Suika, cocoa or a fireplace.

>> No.6226013

>>6226010
SHARING BODY HEAT?

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>>6226007

But, you can warm her up in other ways.

>> No.6226011

>>6226007
It's the thought that counts.

>> No.6226014

>>6226010
But I'm not a bad person.

>> No.6226018

>>6226007
I have all the above.
I want to warm both this anon and Suika ;__;

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>>6226013
Something like that, yeah..

>> No.6226020

GANBATTE quality control!!

>> No.6226023

>>6226004
>Sorry but shitty threads deserve some sarcasm and you should re-think some things. I report and hide threads that are not allowed here and post that for the shitty ones but that are still somehow related so they can't be deleted just because they are bad. I'm also a touhou fan and don't want to get rid of it from /jp/ or anything, I post using this tripcode for the only purpose of sarcasm on shitty threads and post normally as anon (making an exception for you now). If you don't like my posts just filter me instead of posting crap like that. Have a good day.

We get it. We're all perfectly capable of identifying threads that have no meaningful content whatsoever. You can't expect people to get some bullshit addon made just to tune out people like you.

There is either A. Something broken or missing in your head; or you are B. Bored beyond belief in desperate need of a hobby. You are no better than the faggots posting saten day after day.

>> No.6226027

>>6226018
Wow, it sure is handy that you bought little girl clothes just for this situation. You sure are prepared for anything.

>> No.6226034

>>6226023
That was the first time I ever posted something other than "QUALITY THREAD", there is a huge wall of text of 3 posts with more details (happy easymodo hunt~). The one I made when I was bored explains it even better but I'll save to post it some other day when more retards that can't ignore me, or better yet filter me, start to complain again.

>> No.6226042

>>6226034

Yeah, fuck you too buddy.

Good luck in life.

>> No.6226043

>>6226034
Who fucking died and made you the arbiter of anything?

>> No.6226049

>>6226023

In addendum to this anon's long-needed rebuttal, I'd also like to point out that most of us are here precisely because we want to blow off steam and are sometimes not particularly critical of things as long as they're legitimately board related in some way.

What Quality Control's been doing all this time, is like if a physicist analyzed all of the things "wrong" with a Wild E. Coyote cartoon and sent angry letters to WB every day demanding that it be taken off the air for not having perfect physics. At which point, who seems more stupid, the cartoon or the physicist, for being so autistic with his attention to detail?

That just made me realize something... You know, going through great pains to try to make everything be perfectly your way as you imagine it, and being unaccepting and unresponsive to outer stimuli suggesting otherwise, is a classic sign of autism. I'm not even joking here. What else can I deduce.. restricted interests (so much restricted that he feels compelled to streamline content that actually is already board related) and repetitive behavior..

I'm just going to think of that guy as /jp/ Autism Control from this point forward.

>> No.6226057

>>6226043
You don't need to be anyone special to offer your opinion of a thread you think is sub-standard.

>> No.6226059

>>6226049
>is a classic sign of autism

No it's not.

Autism does not have definitive diagnose, it's not even know for sure what causes it and it varies a lot between people.

>> No.6226062

>>6226057
You need to be pretty autistic do it for EVERY SINGLE THREAD that you think is sub-standard.
So what if it's sub-standard?

>> No.6226064

>>6226034

I had respect for you before this post, QC. If you just kept posting QUALITY THREAD and hateful short comments, you 'd be alright in my book, but please don't get butthurt because of /jp/ criticism. The magic is lost that way, man.

>> No.6226075

I wouldn't even mind if he tried to make an amusing comment every time, but spamming QUALITY THREAD is the worst.

QC is a low-level troll and should be banned.

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6226089

Oh boy, even if it was impossible to prevent this thread from derailing, at least Quality Control just got told.

>> No.6226090

I'm happy to see him interact for once.

>> No.6226094

Man. And here I was hoping to discuss Oni/Human interaction in gensokyo. Thanks for shitting it up Police.

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>>6226094
oh boy what a QUALITY it would be.

>> No.6226102

>>6226059

Actually those are symptoms. Yeah, there are a lot of other possible symptoms, but there are a few overlying ones that nearly all autistics display.

For all we know, Quality Control could be swaying back and forth on his chair hugging himself in between looking for threads to go QUALITY THREAD in. We cannot see him physically, but heuristically, his patterns hit what's called the triad of autism spectrum symptoms.

I'm trying to say he's fucking retarded, in other words. Always has been imo, the concept of some self-made heroic tripfag standing up for the board is in of itself a pathetic self-empowerment exercise done as an attempt to have some sort of authority, I bet he at many points he's desperately, desperately wished he was a mod or at least janitor. But he's not.

You hear me Quality Control? You aren't shit. Anyone can do what you do. No one cares what you have to say if all you say is the same thing over and over again. One negative reaction out of a pool of the entire population of the board does not mean fucking shit, many times I've seen you post in threads that later went on to be big and productive, isn't that a hint that your opinion is no more important than mine or anyone else's here and that no one really listens to you?

>> No.6226110

>>6226094
The topic is fucked, try again in three days.

>> No.6226127

>>6226102
I do not support that stupid bullshit of his but I'll have to post this:

>many times I've seen you post in threads that later went on to be big and productive, isn't that a hint that your opinion is no more important than mine or anyone else's here and that no one really listens to you?

That's like blaming someone or discussing something after the shit happened. That logic is stupid, it doesn't matter if the thread actually got better later on. It has a retarded topic and considering he usually posts among the first posts you can't say "durr you are retard for stamping this thread, it got better 5 hours later after someone randomly bumped it with something funny/decent. It's not like he can predict what is going to be posted.

And if I recall correctly he said it was more like a joke than something serious months ago. The only thing I know for sure is that complaining about it makes it even worse.

>> No.6226130

>>6226094
I'll be around next time, I hope to contribute then. Oni are the best.

>> No.6226224

>>6226127
Shut up QC, at least do something productive like Dr worm: only post in threads clearly labeled as "spam" so that you can't screw up because of the thread going "better than expected". And do it with original content.

>> No.6226275

>>6226127
>It's not like he can predict what is going to be posted

That's basically what I was trying to say, in a roundabout fashion. Because of this, he never had any sort of precedence to try to earmark what he considers bad threads in the first place.

After all, truly bad threads that remain bad will just die on their own.. or actually, it's more like they'd get swept away by meido first. /jp/ QC doesn't have to do fucking anything. /jp/ isn't that slow anymore, where we were stuck with bad threads hanging around being smelly for weeks at a time. All it takes is a day or two now on average.

But most of all I'm tired of him being a faggot in threads like this. I love Suika so so much, and thus naturally it was not cool to see the thread derail over this quite literally useless and fruitless QC bullshit. Mindlessly adoring Touhous is more than half the reason why this board was made in the first place and will continue to remain so. Usually I don't care about QC because everyone ignores/filters him anyway, but this (actually making the thread bad rather than the same old mindless posting) was just plain out-of-bounds.

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