/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Weaboos

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a problem, Fat Commander? Is your tush... hurting?

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

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[Anonymous No.]

hurt feelings and buttranged

o4l buugum

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

I LAFF W/ UR FARTS, NUB

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/

[Anonymous No.]

>Weaboos
>Web apps
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[Anonymous No.]

Some of us laugh whenever you use weeaboo as an insult or say "WELL, YEAH I CAN GO FUCK LIKE 20 BITCHES, I BET YOU REAL MAD". Neither of those things phase us in the slightest.

In reality /jp/ is the best-composed and most closed-circle board here (which isn't saying much since it used to be much more closed and elitist in the past).

Also /jp/ is one of the most intelligent boards here by default of having on average an older userbase than the rest of 4chan (23-24), being basically impossible to troll and having janitors that actually work. Despite having some NEETs here (they are around on every board honestly) they generally are composed and civilized unlike in other boards like /r9k/ where they are pissing their pants with insecurity about not being good looking or having any real prospects / notable qualities in life. From this insecurity comes an overcompensation of anger and showmanship that easily manifests on the shittier boards here. They think that by being mad and acting tough they can hide the fact that they are just as pathetic (if not far moreso for lying to themselves) as whoever they are insulting.

Also /sci/ could have been a contender when it booted up, but it quickly attracted too many idiots who don't know shit about science and is now mostly a shitpile of algebra homework and religious troll threads. You see, I take that personally because I'm a molecular biologist and would have welcomed another board to enjoy on 4chan besides /jp/.

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[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

I PUL MY DIK OUT OF UR AS