/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

How do you guys do it?

Fap to touhou, I mean. 90% of you do it, it's a proven scientific fact.

I also try to fap to Touhou, I admit. I WANT to fap to Touhou so bad.

But there's this thing, man. I've grown too much emotionally attached to the characters. Same thing with Vocaloid. You see, everytime I try to fap to Touhou, it feels like one of my friends is getting raped... by me. It feels bad, and I can't help it but to zip my pants back up. Even worse when they're looking at me, because it feels like they're looking into my very SOUL.

I already did it a couple of times, but I was drunk. Yeah, sue me. I was so drunk, I kept feeding my mind that they're only images, not actual people.

It was... a recently released Komachi x Koishi doujin on Fakku. It was the best fap I had in ages. In fact, I can definetely say that fapping to Touhou is much better than fapping to average hentai.

But then I came to my senses, realised what I did and punished myself with punches hard. I said "I'm sorry" for half an hour after that.

But still, I want to fap to Touhou. I humbly come asking for help as in, HOW THE HELL, DO I FAP TO TOUHOU, WITHOUT DROPPING A STONE ON MY CONSIENCE?

GOD DAMN, IT FEELS SO GOOD, AND AT THE SAME TIME, SO BAD. HELP ME OUT HERE.

[Anonymous No.]

I never fapped to Touhou.
Like you, I somehow got emotionally attached to the character.
So, you are not the one who have this kind of problem.

[Anonymous No.]

Do it for love!
If you love the touhou you are fapping to...She will probably let you do it if you love her strong enough. Lovers do lewd things from time to time, I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

Correcting myself, it was Komachi x Shikieki.

[Anonymous No.]

i only fap to socks/foot related touhou doujins, fapped only once

[Anonymous No.]

Phantasizing about being in a loving relationship with one helps.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't include my own perversions and sexual delusions into my general view of how I imagine Gensoukyou, if that makes sense. Of course there are parts of the two "version" of Gensoukyou that overlap, but most of it doesn't.

I guess it also helps that I can't fap to images. It might sound weird, but I can't fap while sitting in my chair in my station watching H anime or reading H doujin. I can only fap when I'm listening to ero-dramas, though I use other material as pre-fap stuff. I'd probably feel bad too if I had to look a Touhou in the eye while fapping to her.

[Anonymous No.]

I have no problem fapping to Touhous.
The harder the rape the harder my penis.
If you love your Touhou, you have to see her getting raped, that is the purest and strongest form of love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216181
>>6216173

Everytime I try to fantasize about these things, I get embarassed like a strawberry in the middle of bananas since I have absolutely no experience with girls.

How to solve that

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216175
>It wasn't Komachi x Koishi
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216189
Do it like the rest of us and gather your experience from shoujo manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216196
I read too much shoujo. Last thing was something about a witch in training or something, who is about to get killed because she has a part of a ship that bad people want so that they can sell it for shitloads of money.

[Anonymous No.]

you must post ITT if you rub your finger on the computer screen on the character's pussy while you fap

[Anonymous No.]

Make up some romantic self insert story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216217

I try to do that, but most of my fantasies are of me talking to them. I have enough fun doing that.

When I think like that, I just can't bring myself to imagine them kissing me, let alone stripping for me.

It's... embarassing.

[Anonymous No.]

You want to be a monster, eh? I've fapped to everything. Everything. Just keep fapping to the characters you love. In the worst situations possible. You will be desensitized to the guilt. I once fapped to one of my favorite characters in an awful situation. I stayed up shivering all night at first from the sheer guilt, but after that I couldn't stop. But I advise against this path. You will become a horrible, horrible man.

[Anonymous No.]

If it makes you feel so bad, then simply don't do it. If you feel horny, whip up some original characters and fap to that instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216241

I pay regular visits to /h/ for a fapping session. Surprisingly, I can fap to literally anything, BUT Touhou and Vocaloid. I just skim over those.

Apart from that, favorite anime characters, favorite manga characters, favorite VN characters, favorite videogame characters all bow before the cock.

But I can't do it with Touhou. Is this the power of gensokyo magically touching me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216250
>Is this the power of gensokyo magically touching me?
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are pussies.
Just take out your dick and start fapping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216259

If it was that easy, I would be doing it already. Unfortunately, the same way you can't fap to gay porn, I can't just take out my bloddy penis and fap to Touhou.

Years of preparation are required, I propose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216261
Easiest way: Fap to everything X Ration did. Then fap to the one real life inspired "Girl found in barrel" and whatever else you can think of.
Just go to Little white butterflies, they will show you the way. Pixel cot is pretty mediocre.

Or just go over to the one doujin where the little girl with the bunny, or whatever plushie, loses her family and gets sent to her drunk Uncle.
If you can manage to fap to that, you can fap to everything. Next step would be guro. But that is not mine, i am fine with punishing, a bit of beating but not killing or hacking parts off.

[Anonymous No.]

It's easy. First image your friends, then imagine your friend's children. Now start having sex with them in your mind. Then you should be able to masturbate to Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216261

>years of preparation

more like a singular moment of blinding, powerful lust.

I previously was like you in that I couldn't fap to touhou, but out of nowhere, one night, Youmu just looked so goddamned sexy in some random danbooru image that I couldn't help myself. My mouth went dry, I swallowed hard, and I just started fapping, thinking about fucking Youmu- not raping her, mind you, but just the two of us fucking. Giving in to my lust, I came buckets, and I felt this wave of relief wash over me when I came, like I had finally admitted to myself that I did enjoy touhoufapping.

After that it was like the flood gates had been opened.

[Anonymous No.]

There is something serious wrong with you if you can't fap to this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216284

I actually came across a couple of sitiuations like this in the past, the most recent one being an indie h-pic inspired on udongein marisa from super marisa land.

GOD. THAT had to be the hottest Touhou picture I've ever seen so far. I don't know how I resisted, but I remember ALMOST giving in to it after I fapped for 30 seconds for it.

>>6216295

There's something wrong with me.

[Fujiwara no Mokou !!WMmFy7x/tgp No.]

>>6216159
I don't understand this mentality at all, and I'm the polar opposite. I usually don't go for anything EXCEPT Touhou unless it appeals to some particular fetish or has great art/humor. Touhou characters are the one I'm most emotionally invested in and that's why they're much sexier for me. I don't really care much for generic original characters I don't know about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216284
Something like that happened to me, and also the way they're so pure and how I feel like I shouldn't do it causes tension and makes it even better. Yet somehow I keep it separate. When I play the games and read the manga I don't feel the weight of a thousand faps there.

[Anonymous No.]

The only Touhou I can't fap to is to Nitori (which I already calimed as waifu) which is good because there are hardly any h-pics of her as far as I've seen.
I don't mind fapping to other Touhous but if it's something very hardcore or rape or too rough I end up feeling bad and close the doujin, and look for something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216295
Well, I can't

But only because that badly-translated (either badly translated or HORRIBLY written) snippet from Nue is a complete boner killer.

[Anonymous No.]

if you love her then ditch your friend

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah I fap to them. I fap to characters I know better, even when I only know the name of a character it's easier to fap compared to a character I don't know. But not when there's faceless random men in them. They are the enemies of my fap sessions. I mean, I don't normally like fapping to porn with a guy and a girl, but faceless guys kill it for me, especially when it's a character I like.

[Anonymous No.]

I think I started out fapping to Touhous I didn't care about. I mean you can't love all 487 of them right? But then in my collecting I started noticing pics of the ones I DID care about more, and... and...

It felt so good.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6216595
PANZERS loves your waifu so much he drew a 60 page book where almost every page is Nitori getting deliciously boned.

[Floorshitting NEET !!1XODvKzCIXa No.]

>>6216274
I'm going to do this. I don't have a problem fapping to touhous or anything, but I feel my tastes are a little too boring anymore. I hope this makes me a better man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216643

why do they insist on making every Touhou ever a titty monster with gigantic floppy breasts? It's really a boner killer for me.

Where are the normal-sized boobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>HOW THE HELL, DO I FAP TO TOUHOU, WITHOUT DROPPING A STONE ON MY CONSIENCE?
I just realize they are not real and pull my dick out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216643
You are going to post a link for that.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6216685
I don't know, but this art style really works for me, but then I also love Raidenrabo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216643
you son of a bitch leave mai waifu alone!
ain't even gonna open that pic

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6216724
You can have two.
http://www.mediafire.com/?mkejmx4jl4w
http://www.mediafire.com/?wzn5mzuloj2

[n00b64 No.]

>>6216731
oh god, that ass

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6216736
Nothing terrible is happening to her though.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't. I don't want to masturbate to anyone but my Waifu, and even then I can't bring myself to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216731
You going to post this one also?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216744

Has these doujins ever been translated? The art is great, and it's one of the best Nitori doujins out there, with nice outfits fore veryone.

[Hong Meiling 門門 !!4kI2ajBUI8D No.]

>>6216765
No. I can tell that editing this would take ages. That is one of the main things that keeps me from putting on the translation queue.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216787
Not to mention some of the text is very hard to read as well. Mostly where Nitori is screaming how her honorable friend is screwing her so hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216800
Put "/jp/ of 2010" there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216800
Text is a bit to small/blurred

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216787
Why not post some of the harder pages? I can do some editing, I've done it for a fair amount of time. Might help. I don't think I'll be doing typesetting though.

[Anonymous No.]

Touhoufaps are great.

This one time I set up a homemade onahole under a few stacked pillows in my bed, took my laptop and put some pictures of Marisa up, and laid in bed fucking the shit out of the onahole, imagining I was in bed with Marisa. Felt fucking great.

I moaned shit like "Oh god Marisa, I'm gonna cum!" pretty fucking loud and I'm almost certain my neighbors heard.

[Anonymous No.]

I used to have this problem, but after spending so much time on 4chan, I just stopped caring. The harsh reality you learn here is nothing is sacred.

However, there are a few things that I try and keep pure. For one thing, will never fap to Aria or Hidamari Sketch.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a proven scientific fact that there's infinite number of Gensokyos, and everyone can have and has their own one. But here's the catch. Everyone can have as many Gensokyos as they like.

There's the Gensokyo you've grown to love, inhabited with pure adorable girls living their lives filled with fun and thrill to the fullest. Each of them is just like you dream them to be. This is the Gensokyo you want to move to one day, that you can cherish when you're daydreaming. This is the real Gensokyo.

But then there are other Gensokyos. They're filled with characterless, dirty sluts just waiting to be raped. They have no relation other than their general appearance to the wonderful, pure characters you've grown to adore. You can safely pleasure yourself thinking about their sexual exploits, it won't damage your beloved Touhous in any way.

Think of it this way, OP, and everything will be allright.

[Anonymous No.]

I generally don't. Reisen is rapebait, though.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>6216800
fixed for the epic lulz

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216879
Does that place even still exist?

[Anonymous No.]

I thought /b/ was weird, but you guys...WTF IS THIS SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216870
>will never fap to Aria or Hidamari Sketch
You are a good man.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>How do you guys do it?....Fap to touhou,

Hello, Nurse Eirin here.

The Diagnosis for this thread and OP is: AUTISM.

Have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216894
We're scaring off /b/tards now?

Wonderful! More threads like this, guys! We might have found a solution to the constant influx of newfaggotry!

[Anonymous No.]

Obligatory picture for this kind of thread.

[Floorshitting NEET !!1XODvKzCIXa No.]

>>6216907
Keep the front page full of hikki circlejerks for a few days ought to scare off the weak.

[Anonymous No.]

normally touhous feel more like daughters in my heart than sex objects. they're just too damn adorable to be defiled like that.

but this one time i was fapping with one of those ice packs that stay flexible when frozen and all i could think about was cirno. strongest orgasm ever!

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

I fap to all kinds of fetish and touhous

/thread

p.s. Im not a faggot like you op or everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216907
/b/tard1 to headquarters
psshssh 'we need some /b/lackup, over''
'/b/lackup comin' your way, enjoy the show, over and out'' sssh

[Anonymous No.]

Whoever can't fap to Reisen is a faggot. Just look at those Tits and thd that ass, you could do so many fun things with her until her ears would stand tall and her face has a fucked silly look.

Men think about fucking girls, Reisen is a girl. So it is only natural to get a hard on when you see Reisen. Or some other hot Touhou. Everything else is against nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216960
Well, /jp/ is a pretty unnatural place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216920
I do hope you fapped to hypothetical future Cirno you just posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216960
She's not a girl. She's a youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216962
You are right. This needs more Reisen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216920
That's my daughter you're talking about, you bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216973
She's a moon rabbit, you freak.

[Anonymous No.]

yalls are some fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Reisen K-ON style.

[Anonymous No.]

How many of you are even Japanese?
Atheists-1
Christians-0

[Anonymous No.]

Strange, I always imagined Reisen with numerous scars, burns and other signs of physical abuse.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I know what you mean, OP. I felt exactly the same way. Ever so slowly, I began to like the feeling of guilt I got from masturbating to characters I saw as friends.

However, I still can't masturbate to Yukiho. She's far too cute and lovable for me to do something like that to her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6216879
>>6216900
ITT we find real cancer of /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I feel I've been abandoned by my /b/eople

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217043
ITT we spot newbros

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217046
no worries /b/ro, I'm here

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217047
correct term is newfag fucktard

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217047
YOU haven't spotted anything.

[Anonymous No.]

I came here to troll but now im starting to fap

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217060
/b/ros are welcome here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217043
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[Anonymous No.]

Everyone who enjoys Reisen and faps to her is my brother.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6216920
Wait, what. There are people who can't fap to something because it is TOO cute? What the hell?
I thought the main reason we preferred 2D was the fact that they're usually much cuter than any 3D girl will ever be, have they huge eyes or not. If you can't fap to something cute, you may as well fap to 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>6217077
She was my first touhou love.

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[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6217169
You hurt my brain.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217183
my work here is done

[Anonymous No.]

OP here, thanks for keeping the thread alive guys.

Good to see it generated some good discussion. I would like to reply to most of your comments, but it will take me forever to read everything so meh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217779
op is faggot repeat indefinitely...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217815

You do realise that you are a faggot for posting in a faggot thread, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217829
You do realise that you are a faggot for replying to a faggot who is posting in a faggot thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217970
You do realise that you are replying for a faggot who is threading in a posting faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217979
You do realize you are threading in a faggot for posting with an op?

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

CAPTURE IMAGES IN YOU COMPUTER OF TOHO

FILES TOHO IN COMPUTER SO ORGANIZE

ACTIVATE TOHO IN IMAGE VIEW PROGRAM

MOISTEN HAND IN LOTION

MAKE EXTRA FRICTION WITH PENIS

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6218000
> lotion
> circumcised
> confirmed muslim

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

isn't sex supposed to be part of a relationship?... I don't think it's wrong to fap to the person (;_;) you love...

>>6216209
you must post in this thread if you wipe gently with your finger any speck of dust that is over your waifu's face, just like if you were doing it to the real her.

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6218000
>MOISTEN HAND IN LOTION

Oh shit Boof what are you doing

[Anonymous No.]

Japanese bird cooking spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6217077

Oh Boddhisattva Anonymous, we learn from you.